After modification, enter the love game

He tied the white turban tightly around his forehead, and said with high morale:

"For Xiaonai, I must win!"

Jiang Mu: "..."

He felt that the value of Zhang San's innate civil servant holy body was still increasing.

No wonder there are so many people participating in the club competition.

So there is a carrot hanging there.

Li Hua asked a few more questions and walked back: "We have understood the situation. Because the crowd was too enthusiastic, the venue temporarily prepared an interview to screen out a group of people. Later, all members of the student union will go out and take each team member to a separate room to do a small test. Only those who pass can officially participate in the competition."

Sure enough, within two minutes, a boy with no hair on his forehead came out.

His last name is Ye and he is the accountant of the Student Union.

It's the kind of job where you can send anyone you want to work for, and send anyone you want to jail for.

"Don't crowd, everyone has a chance!"

Accountant Ye brought the boy with the white headscarf on his forehead into a room.

Apart from a pot, an induction cooker, and water in the pot, there were only carrots, eggs, and coffee beans in the room.

“If you were asked to choose one of these three ingredients and cook it on the spot, which one would you choose?”

The boy thought for a while and said, "Carrot."

"Very good, you didn't pass, wait until next time."

"…No, wait a minute, what did I do that I failed?"

Accountant Ye smiled mysteriously and did not answer. He first threw the carrots in, boiled them for a few minutes, and took them out.

"Pinch it."

The boys did as they were told.

"how do you feel?"

"It's gone soft."

Accountant Ye used the same action to throw the egg in and fish it out.

"what about this?"

"It's getting hard."

Accountant Ye finally threw the coffee beans into the pot again, but this time he couldn't get them out.

"Would you like to smell it?"

The boy did as he was told: "It smells good."

“This is what I want to tell you.”

Accountant Ye said meaningfully, "Society is like this pot of water. Some people will become soft in a harsh environment, some will become hard, and some will choose to change the entire environment. What kind of person do you want to be?"

The boy suddenly realized.

He was filled with admiration, thinking that he had heard that the Student Union President Zhang San was a philosophical man, and after meeting him today, he found that his reputation was indeed well-deserved.

Been taught a lesson.

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Meanwhile, another room.

"Choose eggs, boiled eggs are delicious." said Li Hua.

"Okay, you don't pass."

Li Hua: “?”

The girl opposite followed President Zhang San's instructions, smiled mysteriously, and threw carrots, eggs and coffee beans into the pot.

"Do you understand it?"

"I see. In a turbulent society, sticking to one's original intention is great, but the most powerful are those who can change the environment, right?"

"Yes, you understand very quickly, but I'm sorry, this time..."

"Wait a minute, are there any eggs left?"

The girl was stunned: "Yes, what's wrong?"

"give me one."

The girl didn't understand what Li Hua wanted to do, but she did it anyway.

Li Hua poured out the coffee in the pot, filled it with some more and brought it to a boil.

Then he picked up the egg, shook it vigorously for a few minutes, and then broke it open.

The mixed egg liquid flowed into the pot and turned into egg drops in an instant.

girl:"?"

"Egg drop soup, please witness it."

Li Hua said seriously, "My eggs not only changed the environment, but also broke through the inherent framework and created a new look for society."

The girl's face looked as if her outlook on life had been impacted.

Li Hua passed.

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Another room.

Zhang San looked at Jiang Mu, who had taken out a frying pan from somewhere, with an expression that said, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

"...No, where did you get it from?"

"Don't worry about it. You just said the pot is society, right?"

Jiang Mu said seriously, "Then I abandon the old feudal society that turns people into ghosts and choose a new society that turns ghosts into people. Is that okay or not?"

This topic is too dangerous, Zhang San doesn't even have the right to shake his head.

He could only watch silently as Jiang Mu prepared the carrots and eggs, put them in the pan and started cooking.

"Wait a minute, didn't we agree that we can only use one kind of raw material?"

"Those are all the dregs of the old society. In the new society, no matter if you were once weak or strong, everyone can participate in building a new era."

Jiang Mu glanced sideways.

"Could it be that President Zhang thinks this is not possible?"

Zhang San: "..."

How dare I say no!

"What about the coffee beans? Why don't you use them?"

"Do you want to hear the truth or lies?"

"Tell me everything."

“Coffee beans are the reformers of the old society. They have long been integrated into the broken system and are difficult to separate. They have become the executors of oppression. Maybe they once made contributions, but there is no place for them in the big pot of the new society.”

Zhang San was stunned when he heard this.

"What about lies?"

"The above sentence is a lie."

"…What about the truth?"

"Scrambled eggs with carrots and coffee beans don't taste good."

"..."

Zhang San thought to himself that you are quite particular.

With mixed feelings, he tasted the freshly-cooked scrambled eggs with carrots - it tasted surprisingly good.

After all, Jiang Mu is currently studying cooking.

Jiang Mu passed the test.

Zhang San didn't originally think that this rhetoric could fool everyone.

Other members of the student union don't have his eloquence.

Anyway, he is simply screening the members and eliminating some who can be fooled. Professional skills are not actually important.

He learned this technique from ugly adults.

But Zhang San really didn't expect that someone could make him speechless.

...It’s not that I’m speechless, it’s mainly because it’s hard to respond to Jiang Mu’s words.

How could this guy be so good at putting accusations on others?

Were you a lawyer in your previous life?

Li Hua and Jiang Mu walked out of their rooms and gathered together, like two members of a criminal gang who had just been released from prison.

"Have you passed?"

"I passed. How about you?"

"Easily."

"How did you get by?"

"I beat the eggs into egg drop soup and fooled the interviewer into thinking that this was also a change in the social environment."

Jiang Mu looked disdainful: "That's ridiculous. You're just relying on the stupidity of the other person."

Li Hua was unconvinced: "What about you?"

"I made a new argument, saying that this is a new society where everyone can shine. If the examiner dared to object, I would report him as an old-fashioned person with feudal ideas and remove him from his position."

Li Hua: "..."

He felt that Jiang Mu was not only ridiculous but also immoral.

The two of them cursed at each other for a while, and then Zhang San came out from the backstage with an unhappy look on his face and stood on the stage.

"Thank you all for taking the time out of your busy schedule to come and participate in this cooking competition."

Zhang San recited his lines with an expressionless face, not even willing to give a business smile.

Of course he wasn't motivated.

This was originally considered overtime, but the scale of the competition had to be temporarily increased because of a judge who was a big eater.

Not to mention that just now the situation was disrupted by two people who were looking for trouble.

"I didn't feel any gratitude at all, but it felt quite perfunctory."

An unrelated person surnamed Li who did not want to reveal his name expressed condemnation.

"That's right. Could it be that the reward is also a scam? I've seen foreign politicians do this during election campaigns. Regardless of whether it's true or not, they just try to gather the numbers first."

An unrelated person named Jiang who did not want to reveal his name raised the question.

Zhang San: "..."

Guess who I am because of?

Zhang San was eager to make a move and wanted to go down and give those two guys a big slap in the face.

Zhang San thought of Jiang Mu's beastly physique on the basketball court.

Zhang San felt that as the student union president, he should not act rashly.

"We've already explained the specific rules. The time is two hours, and the deadline is noon. There's no limit on the ingredients, and the style doesn't matter, but we only have so many ingredients in stock."

Zhang San paused.