But your eternal summer shall not fade--you shall not lose your beauty; Death cannot boast that you walk within his shadow."
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"Ahem, I lost my composure, I lost my composure."
After helping Ji Suyi back to the ward, Jiang Mu felt a rare sense of embarrassment, his face turning red.
The last time this was so embarrassing was when Jiang Mu just started junior high school.
When the new students were registering, he saw a mature woman in her thirties in a suit sweeping melon seed shells from the floor. He casually said to Li Hua next to her, "You see, our school has good treatment. The cleaning ladies are dressed as if they are going to a meeting with the leaders."
The cleaning lady glanced at him quietly and said nothing.
Half an hour later, Jiang Mu saw the cleaning lady again at the step of "Principal's speech to welcome new students"...
But it is not surprising, Jiang Mu is a serious "experiential" author who believes that "real words should flow from the soul" - if you think with your soul, the brain is of no use.
He believes that if an author wants to touch others, he must first touch himself.
If you want to write about happiness, you must first experience happiness.
If you want to write about sadness, you must first experience sadness.
If you want to write about a crime, remember to turn yourself in to the police first.
"It's ok."
Ji Suyi smiled demurely: "You can continue reading. I like listening to you very much."
Jiang Mu refused.
Ji Suyi felt very sorry about this: "Then I can only listen to the recording."
"You also recorded the video?!?" Jiang Mu used the skill [Loud Voice].
Ji Suyi was dissatisfied: "Don't be so loud in the ward."
Jiang Mu’s skill failed!
He suddenly wanted to use hypnosis on the spot to make the princess in front of him obey his orders.
Then ask her to quickly delete the recording in her phone.
Speaking of which, the development of smart phones in this world seems to be a bit too fast. A while ago, Li Hua often shouted "Right hand, the seal of my right hand is about to be released!" "Want to feel the never-extinguished flames from hell? Then come on!" "Hehehe, the moment I open my eyes, all the traitors will die!" and so on.
As a good brother and friend, Jiang Mu immediately said, "Wow, your lines are so cool. Can I record them for you as a souvenir?"
Li Hua easily suppressed the seal on his right hand and accepted it with pleasure.
Jiang Mu held the smartphone and decided while recording that he must keep such a cool video well.
Then it was played publicly at Li Hua's 18th birthday party.
But he never expected that one day he would fall into the trap of a smartphone.
Jiang Mu was feeling sorry for himself when a bank card suddenly appeared in front of him.
"Here you go." said the girl.
"You really want to give me money?"
"Of course." Ji Suyi was dissatisfied, "I always do what I say."
She thought about it and smiled again.
"I read in a book that when a woman makes a man satisfied and happy, that's when she asks for payment...
Conversely, it should be the same. I am very satisfied and happy today, so this is your reward."
Jiang Mu felt that there was definitely something wrong with the book that Her Royal Highness the Princess was reading.
He pondered for half a second, thinking that as the only son of an ancient family and the next head of the Shennong clan, it would be a disgrace if the news of him getting paid for playing with others got out, so he shook his head firmly.
"Okay." Ji Suyi said disappointedly, "Actually, I still want to try the kiss on the cheek."
"..."
Jiang Mu pondered for another half a second, thinking that as the only son of an ancient family and the next head of the Shennong clan, he should not care about other people's opinions.
"…Lend me ten dollars and I'll pay you back tomorrow."
Ji Suyi smiled and placed the bank card in Jiang Mu's hand.
Jiang Mu never thought that the first pot of gold he earned here would be of this nature.
But the world is big and there are many unexpected things.
For example, Ji Guochang never expected that as soon as he entered the door, he would see his daughter happily giving away the bank card he left behind.
She never smiled so happily even when I gave her pocket money.
"…Should I call the police first?"
NO.18 Ji Guochang: Come on, call me grandpa
A hand suddenly pressed down on Jiang Mu's shoulder, holding it tightly.
"Young man, long time no see." Ji Guochang said gloomily, "Can you explain what you are doing?"
Jiang Mu: "..."
Do you believe me when I say I am earning legal income?
He looked at the princess's hand holding the bank card, then looked at his own hand that was about to be extended, and felt that the probability that the other party would believe him was not absolute, but extremely small.
"You may not believe it if I tell you this." Jiang Mu tried his best to explain, "I'm just making a living."
Although the problem is serious now, he will work hard to increase his survival rate.
"Okay!" Ji Guochang was furious. "How old are you? You're already a gigolo?! Even I started when I was 18!"
Jiang Mu: "..."
He felt that his survival rate dropped significantly in an instant.
The probability of being silenced increases greatly.
Ji Suyi: “…”
She seemed to suddenly hear something very strange in the past.
Fortunately, Jiang Mu is never someone who would surrender himself without a fight.
Even if the dean of studies was about to kill him, he could immediately divert the blame and selflessly give the blame to his good brother Li Hua.
So he immediately turned his head and looked at Ji Suyi - where are his teammates, teammates, save them!
The probability of your father killing me on the spot is not high, but it is definitely not zero!
Fortunately, the tacit understanding that had been cultivated for so long was not in vain, and Ji Suyi immediately understood what Jiang Mu meant.
She explained: "Dad, you misunderstood, I gave it to you on my own initiative."
After a slight pause, as if he felt there was ambiguity, he added:
"Because I am very satisfied and happy today, so this is a reward... yes, it is a reward."
Her Royal Highness explained it very well.
So now Ji Guochang really wants to kill Jiang Mu.
Fortunately, Jiang Mu had committed many evil deeds throughout his life, and as the saying goes, evil deeds will last for a thousand years, so he should not die.
Ji Guochang carefully observed Jiang Mu's face and spoke after thinking:
"What's your last name?"
"My last name is Ji..."
Jiang Mu hasn't forgotten what he set yesterday.
This is the author's ethics!
Ji Guochang looked at him expressionlessly.
"...That's of course impossible." Jiang Mu immediately changed his words, "My last name is Jiang, the same as onion, ginger and garlic."
Jiang Mu believes that the author's ethics do not need to be followed all the time.
Ji Guochang raised his eyebrows: "Jiang from Shennong clan? Who is Jiang Quhan to you?"
"Mostly my father."
Ji Guochang: "...Yes is yes, no is no, what the hell is 'most of the time'?"
"Because my dad always scolded me for not being a good son when he beat me, so I said you are my father, which is more harmful to you." Jiang Mu looked innocent, "Then he said, 'I don't have a son like you!'"
"..."
Ji Guochang suddenly felt fortunate that he only had one daughter.
No wonder every time I talk to Lao Jiang about our children, he looks like he wants to curse but doesn't know where to start.
It made him think that his brother was cheated on.
Ji Guochang slowly loosened his hands on the young man's shoulders and glanced at Jiang Mu.
"Are you Jiang Mu?"
Jiang Mu understood something instantly: "Excuse me, what is the relationship between you and my father..."
He was worried, not knowing what the relationship between this man and his father was.
I am mainly worried about my father’s social circle. I am afraid that he will meet the wrong person and become enemies all over the world.
"Oh, we are old acquaintances." Ji Guochang said, "According to seniority, you can just call me grandpa."
Jiang Mu: "..."
Very good, they must be beloved relatives, friends, and brothers who call each other father and son.
Considering that my biological father has treated me well, I have to protect his status even in front of others.
So Jiang Mu said righteously: "Fuck grandpa!"
"Hey!" Ji Guochang let go of his hand with joy.
Ji Suyi watched this scene, not knowing what to say.
Let’s record a video first.
"Okay, you're great!" Ji Guochang patted Jiang Mu's shoulder vigorously, "You did a good job!"
When Ji Guochang thought of the fact that Jiang Quhan had such a handsome boy in his family, he felt so uncomfortable that he couldn't even suppress his smile.
Then he suddenly remembered something: Wait, there seems to be something more important that I haven't figured out now.
"Your family is not short of money, so how did you cheat my daughter?"
Jiang Mu was helpless: "I've already said it, it's not like that... It's just a joke between me and Su Yi."
In front of Ji Guochang, he did not use the nickname "Her Royal Highness the Princess".
But Ji Suyi suddenly had the urge to shrink back down - her cheeks, like a teapot that had been powered on again, were getting hot again.
It seemed like the first time he called me like that...
Her Royal Highness the Princess was lost in thought.
Ji Guochang felt relieved after hearing this.
In his impression, although Shennong's property was much smaller than his family's, the entire Shennong family consisted of only two people, father and son, so there was no problem of unfairness.
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