After modification, enter the love game

He can even use the word "fuck" to have dozens of different meanings and tones!

Fatty Liu had a good plan.

So this plan was rejected by Liu Bujun.

He said, "I know the restaurant you mentioned. Their food is too sweet and I can't get used to it. So I'll cook it myself."

Fatty Liu repeated this sentence to his friend.

My friend happily said, "Yes, yes, that's right, that's the taste, I really don't deserve it."

Fatty Liu sincerely felt that his friend might have a big problem.

——Liu Bujun has been sitting in the kitchen since last night.

Then he started his own art exhibition.

In Jiang Mu's eyes outside the screen, Liu Bujun's cooking can only be described as "art".

Slice, slice, shred, dice.

Pork, chicken, duck, beef, lamb.

No need to look at any recipes, no need to have any kitchen help, everything is done from start to finish.

Of course Jiang Mu had seen Liu Bujun cook.

But he had never seen Liu Bujun cook so seriously.

It is so serious that it can be called "pious".

The kitchen knife is his pencil sharpener, the rice spoon is his brush, and the seasoning is his dye.

If you mention one pine tree, the pine and cypress will grow naturally.

Jiang Mu suddenly understood why Liu Bujun always scolded Liu Panger's knife skills.

Anyway, Jiang Mu couldn't see anything wrong with Chef Liu's knife skills before.

Now he understood - in Liu Bujun's eyes, Chef Liu's knife skills were indeed not good.

If you fail, you must scold yourself. This is Liu Bujun's code of conduct. Even when he fails, he will scold himself in the mirror.

Liu Bujun did not scold himself this time.

So this time, it has reached the pinnacle and is unparalleled in the world.

It was an ordinary meal he prepared for his wife who had been with him for forty years.

The sun sets, rises, and sets again.

When smoke began to rise from other houses, Liu Bujun finally walked out of the kitchen.

He wiped the sweat off his face calmly and ordered, "Fatty, go and bring out the dishes from the kitchen."

A family with a chef often has a huge table at home, with various dishes placed on the table, like petals blooming little by little.

The granddaughter came home from school, covering her hand that was hit by her mother, and looked at the dishes being served one by one with a wronged look on her face.

I couldn't help but let the tears flow from the corners of my mouth.

Several people sat down at the table, and Liu Bujun took a bottle of wine from the kitchen - homemade fruit wine.

He sat down at the center of the table without hesitation, and the old lady sat next to him.

"Is it ready to eat?" the granddaughter asked in a low voice.

"Shh, wait until grandpa finishes speaking."

Liu Bujun smiled.

"There's nothing to say." He said, "I'm not a cultured person. I'm just a cook. My name is cook, and my profession is cook. I was a cook when I was a child, and I will be a cook until I die... Oh my god!"

"Virtue!"

The old lady took back her pinching hand and glared, "Can you speak? Huh? Can you speak? You are old and dead... If you have no culture, just shut up."

Liu Bujun smiled awkwardly.

"Well, let's eat!"

"Okay!"

The granddaughter happily picked up a big chicken leg.

"Oh, no, wait, wait, I almost forgot, there is one more thing." Liu Bujun slapped his head.

granddaughter:"……"

The little girl reluctantly put the chicken leg down.

The old lady was very dissatisfied: "Why can't you finish what you are saying? Look at how pitiful the child is."

"...Hey, don't worry, it will be quick, give me a minute."

Liu Bujun took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket, which was smoked with various smells of chicken, duck and fish.

spread out.

Hold your breath and concentrate.

Deeply in love.

"Comrade Shufen, I love you."

"I really love you."

"I love you as much as the sun loves the earth."

"Thank you for marrying me, giving birth to a baby for me, and staying with me for so long."

pause.

Put away the paper.

"……alright."

Liu Bujun glanced at his son and daughter-in-law who lowered their heads silently.

"Laugh if you want to. I know I'm illiterate. Don't hold it in and you'll get sick."

The adult couple covered their mouths at the same time.

Shaking like chaff.

Not laughing out loud is the last dignity they give to the old man.

Liu Bujun: “…”

He felt that there was no need for the two of them to be so considerate.

The depressed old man turned his head and looked at his wife:

"You too, laugh if you want to."

"Why should I laugh?"

The old lady smiled and said, "Isn't this well written?"

"……what?"

"What's the matter? You're old and your hearing is bad?" The old lady said with a smile, "I said, it's written very well."

It was the first time that Jiang Mu saw the expression of "helplessness" on Liu Bujun's face.

"Uh, ahem..." Liu Bujun poured the wine to cover up, "Is it really good?"

"really not bad."

"You're not going to scare me?"

"Why should I scare you? Do you think you deserve it?" The old lady rolled her eyes.

So Liu Bujun was very happy.

He courteously poured his wife a glass of wine.

Pour it for yourself again.

"Hahaha."

The old man laughed heartily, "Come on, come on, eat, eat, everyone, have a taste of my cooking, especially you Fatty, see for yourself the difference between you and your father, me! It was really exhausting to make this meal, I'm still waiting for you to take over from me in the future!"

The old lady looked at him with disdain and gave him a piece of fish belly.

"You are already so old, but you are still so crude. I have been telling you for so many years not to use dirty words, but you didn't remember a word, right?"

"And don't you know how to watch the amount when you cook? How are we going to finish all the food when there are so many people at home? It's so hot now, don't you know that food will go bad quickly? You're a complete spendthrift!"

"After you finish eating, change your clothes quickly. Smell it, it's full of the smell of rice. After you finish eating, go out to see the lanterns. The children have been waiting for you all day... You are already old, and you are not ashamed!"

The tone of the word "shameful" is particularly strong.

But Liu Bujun was still very happy.

He laughed and knocked away his son's outstretched hand, then laughed as he picked up a braised lion's head from the plate and put it on his wife's plate.

The wife stretched out her chopsticks, cut the lion's head in half, picked up half and put it back on Liu Bujun's plate.

Liu Bujun took a bite with great relish.

This is truly a dish I cooked.

So damn delicious!

The old man is so handsome that it’s hard to tell what’s beautiful about him.

He hadn't even drunk the wine yet, but he felt as if he had drunk two ounces of Shaodaozi.

The camera zoomed in and froze on that drunken face.

Hehe, giggling.

The screen goes off.

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Name: Life is a dish

Type: Active Skill

Quality: Golden Legend

Time consumption: 12 hours

Conditions of use: High spirits and a focused mind.

Usage occasions: Cook for a person of the opposite sex who likes you. The bonus will increase as the popularity increases.

Effect: The quality of the final product of this cooking is improved (up to 200%)

Description: "Actually, I don't know how I married you. I can't read well and my temper is not good, but since I married you, of course I have to do everything I should do."

"I don't understand romance, but I love you."

NO.17 I want to hug Ella [6.6k monthly ticket request]

At school, the colors of autumn are bright gold and yellow.

The colors of harvest always remind us of shining ears of wheat and plump fruits.

There was also Lu Linger, who drooled over the fruit during break and then got hit on the head.

As a reliable, selfless, and helpful adult male.

During the next break, Jiang Mu jumped high with the handsomeness as if he was dunking on the basketball court in the spotlight, picked a red apple, and gave it to the grieving foodie girl in the class.

The foodie girl took a big bite with great joy, thought for a moment, and handed it to Jiang Mu.

Jiang Mu took a symbolic bite, cut it into four pieces with a sharp ruler, and handed it to Li Hua.