After modification, enter the love game

Jiang Mu: "Ask a question."

"explain."

"I asked your boss before, and He said that the essence of the miracle transaction is to graft the things that were bound to happen onto me. The process of charging is the process of grafting."

"That's right."

"What will happen if I complete the charging but don't accept the grafting?"

"Not very good, it just returns the grafted [disaster]." The announcer said casually, "Let me give you an analogy. Have you ever read the Minotaur comics? The core of the work is to sleep with other people's wives."

Jiang Mu: "...Do we have to use such an illegal, immoral, and unrefined metaphor?"

"Your talent is limited, so just make do with what you hear." The announcer said, "Think of [Miracle Deal] as a comic book. The original victim is [the husband], and the incident is [the wife]. Then your role is [the yellow-haired man]. The so-called charging is the process of you kidnapping someone's wife."

Jiang Mu: "..."

He was shocked by the moving and vivid metaphor and decided to bring a kitchen knife as a reward later.

"As for your question just now, if you take on [the incident], it's like Huangmao dating someone else's wife. The process will be relatively troublesome. You have to prepare in advance, understand the other party's financial situation and interests, and then think of your own retreat. For example, park your car in the parking space opposite, and wait for the husband opposite to come back and he will call you himself..."

"Alright, alright, we can stop giving examples like this. I, Jiang Mu, have always been clean and upright. How could I have ever met someone like you?"

The announcer sneered, most likely referring to the word "upright".

"Okay, you have the final say." The announcer said, "If you don't take over the incident, it will of course go back to where it was supposed to go. It's troublesome for a yellow-haired man to date someone else's wife, but it's easy for a husband to date his wife."

The announcer paused, then continued, "Of course, after you take over the incident, you don't have to worry about involving others. The protagonist should have the awareness of being the protagonist, and you will definitely be the first one to get into trouble.

In the two previous 20% miracle deals, whether it was a robbery or a fire, things would have happened regardless of whether you went or not. Although the boss is not a decent person, he would not do things so roughly. "

"Can't it be one day later?" Jiang Mu asked.

"Of course not. Everyone has finally climbed over the wall to read your comics. Of course they want to see some exciting adult content. The demand is there. Either your husband can satisfy it, or your boyfriend can satisfy it. I can help you if you are in trouble. You live next door and my last name is Wang. How can we have a peaceful life? There are always people who carry the burden and move forward."

Jiang Mu couldn't stand it anymore and held his forehead: "Shut up."

"Hehe, the words are a bit crude, but the truth is there."

The announcer took a sip of beer and said, "The choice is yours. Are you willing to take on an event for a complete stranger you don't even know?

He or she is not as strong as you, and may get hurt or die.

Fairy tales, of course, involve death. The little match girl froze to death on the street, and the Little Mermaid turned into foam in the sun. Even though they are colored by fairy tales, they are essentially just romantic deaths. A romantic and heroic death is still death.

Tragedies are rare, but they still happen; life is tiring, but it is always long. "

What a great eloquence, Jiang Mu thought.

It seems that what the announcer said about "his talent is limited and he can only make dirty jokes" is pure nonsense.

This stuff is just bad taste.

If it were a traditional protagonist, he would probably start to struggle here. It is written like this in comics. Growth is an indispensable part. The beginning of every heroic epic is just a young man with a dream.

But reliable adult men don't need this process.

Jiang Mu said lazily: "Do you still remember my previous job?"

The announcer ponders this: "A literary author with a very flirtatious style?"

"…It's the lawyer, thank you."

Jiang Mu said: "Isn't the profession of lawyers essentially about upholding justice for the people? I don't want to deliberately belittle the ignorant civilians, the ignorant legal illiterates, the conceited fools, but most people in the world are like this.

That’s why we need people like me, people who have the expertise, who have the ability to turn everything around, who can defeat an entire team of professionals on their own.”

The announcer joked: "You should really look at your thick textbook. On the first page, it says 'Lawyers never serve justice, but serve the law.'"

"So I said I'm a disqualified lawyer and not very suitable to be a lawyer." Jiang Mu spread his hands, "But a disqualified lawyer can still be a lawyer. It's too sad to have the skills to slay a dragon but not be able to do it."

"Like the one at the end where you didn't appear, but it was essentially your last case?"

"They even know this... How much information about me does this crappy movie theater have stored? Do they have any privacy at all?" Jiang Mu complained.

"Don't worry, for now I'm the only one who knows. After all, I'm serving you, so of course I need to fully understand the customer's information." The announcer smiled, "Of course, I won't be able to guarantee it in the future."

Jiang Mu made an unhappy "tsk" sound.

"Even though you've said a lot, I'd still like to ask you for your answer," the announcer said. "What's your answer?"

"Of course I will take it on." Jiang Mu said, "I will use my abilities to help the victims who may not be able to take on this incident and whom I have never met before to face the storm. Isn't that what lawyers do?"

"You really are not suited to this profession." The announcer complained, "Is this the definition of a lawyer? You studied law, but your perception is like that of a bystander. Do you believe that your professor will spank you eight hundred times if he hears you say this?"

"It's okay, I'm used to it." Jiang Mu opened a bottle of wine casually, "Then what do you call this?"

Anyway, whatever you eat here will be the same as not eating anything when you go out. Just have a drink occasionally as a way to commemorate the past.

Before going to the battlefield, men must of course drink the strongest and hottest alcohol, the kind that can ignite their blood vessels.

"Hehehe."

The announcer looked at his half-empty bottle of beer, then looked at the newly opened bottle in Jiang Mu's hand and raised the bottle to signal.

No man would not understand this meaning.

Jiang Mu also took out the wine bottle.

"You asked me what my name is... Let me think about it."

The announcer paused for a moment.

"Maybe called [Hero]."

The glasses collided and the wine splashed.

The red curtain fell like flowing blood.

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[Miracle Transaction (40% unlocked) has been fully charged. ]

[Are you using it now? ]

Yes.

【Please state the “miracle” you need to achieve. 】

"Let Ji Suyi of the Xuanyuan clan and the Ji surname recover."

[Searching for relevant plot lines...Search completed, relevant characters found, this miracle is possible.]

[Warning! If the transaction fails, you will lose this skill permanently! Do you confirm this transaction? ]

Yes.

[Miracle recording...]

[After the entry is completed and this transaction is completed, the "miracle" will be realized in a reasonable way. This result may require additional actions by the skill user, so please pay attention to the message reminder. ]

[Transaction search in progress... Searching for upcoming plot lines related to the user...]

[Search completed, the equivalent "miracle" has been retrieved. ]

[Requirement: Ensure the smooth completion of autumn camping. ]

"In other words, something bad is bound to happen when camping..."

Jiang Mu complained casually and began to think about the accidents that might happen during the camping trip.

Then he despairingly discovered that when a group of energetic boys and girls aged 14 or 15 came out to have fun, anything could happen...

In a sense, I suddenly understood how tired the dean of studies was.

Thank you for your hard work, Dean of Studies.

Jiang Mu apologized in his heart, climbed up from the lawn and brushed off the dust on his body.

Going to the cinema requires finding a place to close your eyes and rest. He just grabbed the collar of the playful Lu Ling'er, dragged her in front of her sister like a large dog's collar, and then found a shade under a tree to lie down for a while.

The sparrows were startled by the noise and flew away, making fluttering sounds.

Many students have gathered around the kitchen counter, doing some physical work that does not require any technical skills.

"Boys, can you please stop playing with cucumbers like swords? Isn't that childish?"

"What do you girls know? This is a long, straight, premium cucumber! It's not a cucumber now, it's my sword."

The boy put the cucumber on his waist and struck a handsome Iai pose.

"Could you please peel the leather of the sword first?" the girl asked.

"Of course not. This is a magic sword. It will draw blood if it is used."

“…You guys!”

"You are the ones who don't understand what is handsome at all! And how dare you say that about us? I just saw you cut the radish into flowers. Isn't that childish?"

The girl couldn't bear it anymore, so she picked up the cucumber and chased the boy and beat him for 20 meters.

...It does look quite handsome with a sword.

It seems to be very lively.

As Jiang Mu walked over, he saw Ella running towards him hurriedly, holding up her skirt, like a swan flapping its wings.

"You're finally back. Where did you go?"

She grabbed Jiang Mu's hand and rushed straight to the kitchen counter.

The young man obediently let Ella pull him away.

"I just went to see the scenery."

“Do you still have time to enjoy the scenery???”

Ella's voice rose an octave, and her eyes looked as if she saw someone swinging a scallion like a sword.

"Do you still remember your identity, Mr. Chef No. 1?"

"Of course I remember, but Chef No. 1 is one of my identities." Jiang Mu said mysteriously, "Do you want to know my other identity?"

"Well, Romeo?"

"You actually guessed it!"

Jiang Mu's shocked face.

Juliet held her forehead with her hands, with an expression that said, "I'm really impressed by you."

How on earth was this guy able to joke at this point?

If possible, Ella really wanted to pull Liu Bujun over and use more than twenty "fucks" to make the young man understand the seriousness of being lazy when cooking.

Liu Bujun has been the chef for so many years and is very experienced. Whenever it is almost time for dinner, the old man becomes like a Gatling machine gun at full fire, as restless as a wood stove. He will confront a dog with full force if he sees one, and will scold his own son if he passes by.

They are "Why the fuck are you still here?", "Why the fuck are you still standing there?" and "Your fucking knife skills are shit!"

"Actually, there's no need to rush. It's only half past nine. Even if we start dinner at the normal hour of twelve, there's still at least two and a half hours left."

Jiang Mu smiled and said, "We are in the wild, not a private kitchen. We only need to make curry rice and some cold vegetables. It's not Buddha Jumps Over the Wall. There is definitely enough time."

"Of course I know." Ella said helplessly, "But that's not the problem."

"where?"

Ella said nothing and pulled Jiang Mu into the crowd.

It was a rare camping trip and everyone was in high spirits. The scene was bustling with activity. Even Lu Long'er was infected by the atmosphere and whispered to her sister who was stealing the cucumber.

Some people laughed at their friends for cutting vegetables into strange shapes, while others held their cut fingers with tears in their eyes.

There were more boys and girls gathered there playing and fighting.

As the saying goes, when men and women work together, the work becomes less tiring. From this point of view, the purpose of camping has been achieved. In the warm atmosphere, no ice can remain unmelted.

According to the style of this world, it is possible that there will be several more couples at the end of the camping.

But it was obvious that the boys and girls' exuberant energy was misplaced.

At least for now, the scene is a mess.

Don't even mention noon.

Even at twelve o'clock in the evening, everyone was still hungry.