After modification, enter the love game

About four or five seconds later, Li Hua picked out a long, straight wooden stick.

It feels very good.

His eyes became serious.

"This sword is the sharpest weapon in the world. The blade is three feet and seven inches long, and weighs seven pounds and thirteen ounces."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Mu also picked out a wooden stick.

Proud look.

"This sword is an elite cold sword from overseas. It can cut hair with a single blow. The blade is three feet three inches long and weighs six pounds and four ounces."

The two looked at each other for a moment, and moved with the sword.

Fight a round.

The one in Li Hua's hand was chopped off.

No tricks, just numbers.

The two fathers played around for a few minutes, then found a tree and squatted side by side under it.

It's like two very uncultured people are artificially fertilizing.

"There's something." Jiang Mu said.

"What a coincidence, I have one too." Li Hua said, "You go first."

"I have a friend."

“…Stop, stop, stop.”

Li Hua looked at me blankly, "Why are you playing this trick on me? What is the relationship between us?"

Jiang Mu felt that what Li Hua said made sense.

Li Hua asked, "Tell me! Don't you consider me your godfather?"

Jiang Mu thought Li Hua was just talking nonsense.

"...I'm too lazy to care about you."

Jiang Mu rolled his eyes. "It's like this. I recently discovered that in front of certain girls, I can easily be influenced by the atmosphere and do things that are not suitable for my age."

Li Hua thought about it.

"The specific girl you're talking about is the sickly rich girl, the virtuous Chinese-British hybrid, the canine girl with plenty of breasts but extremely hungry, or the e-sports girl who solo-killed the four-player Black Dragon?

Is it some of the above, or all of them?”

Jiang Mu: "..."

Sometimes he really felt that Li Hua also opened his eyes when he was reincarnated.

You are using a numerical hook, while the opponent is using a mechanism hook.

"Don't worry about it."

Jiang Mu coughed lightly to cover up.

"I just want to get your opinion."

"Please refer to my opinion..."

Li Hua thought for a moment and said, "As for me, of course I should do what I should do."

"What do you mean?"

"Literally." Li Hua said casually, "I find that you often think about random things... How old are you this year?"

"Um, forty?"

"Oh, you're pretty big then."

Li Hua had no reaction at all to the number "forty".

Good brothers are like this, just like Zhuangzi and Hui Shi. When Hui Shi said to others, "I have a big gourd, it is so and so", others would say "what are you bragging about, let me take a look at the gourd first", but only Zhuangzi would say "I think your gourd is not so good".

A good brother is someone who, when the other person says he is Ultraman, will laugh and say, “Actually I am Ultra Father.”

"It doesn't matter if you are fourteen or forty, your ID card only says fourteen, so you are fourteen and a half at most." Li Hua said, "What should a fourteen-year-old boy do?"

"Go to class, study, and exercise more?"

"Bullshit, it's about looking at girls' thighs, peeking under girls' skirts, and dating girls."

"?"

Jiang Mu felt that Li Hua’s ideas were not only problematic, but also vulgar.

"Alas... So you, seem to know everything, but sometimes you should really take a good look at yourself." Li Hua sighed.

"I'll ask you two questions and you'll understand."

"You ask."

“First, what are my professional interests?”

"Nonsense, matchmaker... How dare you bring it up?" Jiang Mu was furious. "Count how many times you've tricked me!"

Li Hua smiled.

"Just think of it as me tricking you... Second, why haven't I deliberately tricked you in the past two months?"

Pause, "When will the profession of matchmaker stop being a matchmaker?"

Jiang Mu was stunned.

Li Hua shook his index finger without waiting for Jiang Mu's reply.

“Generally there are two situations.”

"First, there is no possibility anymore."

"Second, there is no need for me to intervene."

"Which one do you think you are?"

Li Hua stood up and patted his butt.

Leaving a meaningful smile.

Leave gracefully.

Then he retreated without any grace.

"I almost forgot." Li Hua said, "Put aside this trivial matter for now. I have something very important to tell you."

Jiang Mu's expression immediately became serious.

He did not forget that he had opened the [Miracle Deal] in the morning.

It is necessary to pay attention to any disturbance.

"You said."

"you listen to me."

Li Hua's voice was low and creepy.

"I always feel that there are villains trying to harm me lately!"

"..."

Jiang Mu suddenly felt like he had obtained the resources of "Black Myth: Wukong" from the Internet, but after unzipping it, he found that it was a 4K hardcover version of Journey to the West.

He stood up.

"Well, I'll go take the firewood back first. We'll have a bonfire party tonight."

"No, I'm serious!" Li Hua said quickly, "Recently when I was in school, I kept having this feeling, I always felt like someone was secretly watching me."

"You yourself said that fourteen-year-old boys should look at girls' thighs, look under girls' skirts, and date girls." Jiang Mu spread his hands, "Then you still don't allow fourteen-year-old girls to look at boys' thighs, look under boys' skirts, and date boys?"

"No, no, no, it's different." Li Hua trembled. "That look was very malicious. There was hatred, jealousy, unwillingness, and resentment! This feeling was especially obvious in the car today... They must want to beat me!"

"Okay." Jiang Mu sighed, "Do you have any suspects?"

"Have."

"tell me the story."

"I currently have nine suspects..."

Jiang Mu walked away without looking back.

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As the sky gradually darkened, the students were enthusiastically building a bonfire near the bus, waiting for the sun to set completely so that the sun on the ground would be ignited.

There is no need to worry about fire or breaking the law. This world is always very thoughtful in its strange details.

Maybe it’s because bonfire party is such a romantic occasion.

Jiang Mu found Lu Long'er on a low cliff.

Perhaps because there was no one around, the girl was no longer the timid and curled up appearance she had during the day.

She stood upright beside a rock protruding from the cliff, proudly showing off her girlish skin and figure, listening to the sound of the wind.

Hearing the footsteps, Lu Long'er immediately turned around, as if ready to shrink into her shell at any time.

Seeing it was Jiang Mu, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Relax again.

The girl smiled.

"Pen! Come and see it."

"You should call me Jiang Mu." Jiang Mu corrected.

"But I want to call it that."

Lu Long'er asked pitifully, "...Is it not possible?"

Jiang Mu thought for a moment and said, "Then I'm going to call you Snail."

"make a deal!"

Miss Slug seemed to be in a good mood and pulled Jiang Mu to the edge of the cliff.

It was dusk, the grass was like the sea, the setting sun was like the tide, and the crimson sun was closer than ever before, and warmer than ever before.

The brief dusk paved the way for the stars, which evenly walked across the edge of the grassland and the sea.

Like Rabindranath Tagore's poem, "The autumn sunset greets me at the corner of the road in the wilderness, like a bride lifting her veil to welcome her lover."

"Does it look familiar to you?" Lu Long'er asked.

Jiang Mu thought for a while and asked uncertainly:

"Dissension?"

"It's the Sunny Plain from Dissidia."

Lu Long'er added with a smile.

Jiang Mu remembered that he had indeed been to a similar place, and Lu Long'er had accompanied him.

It's just not in reality, but in the game, where the Sun God and the Moon God are together, and it's also the first place he and Lu Long'er went to to improve their favorability.

The task at that time required them to accurately push the stone on the mountain into a circle at the bottom of the mountain. The two took turns pushing it four or five times. The screen would give a close-up of the ball while pushing. Every time this happened, the two would hold their breath and observe where the ball would land.

Unfortunately, it always deviates a little bit.

The most infuriating time was when the ball was about to hit the target, but a wild rabbit suddenly came out of its hole and pushed the ball away with its head... The slug girl was so angry that she threw four or five rockets at the little wild monster.

Lu Long'er obviously also recalled these.