After modification, enter the love game

Of course, sometimes there will be a situation where some friends watch the book seriously, but not too seriously, and then they will dislike a part of the plot... I really can't do anything about this. I can only apologize. It's my poor writing skills. I can't write the most shocking plot in the simplest words like Mr. Yu Hua. I'm sorry.

...Tsk, how did Mr. Yu Hua write this?

Damn, this is so awesome. WTF.jpg

Finally, thanks to all the friends here.

For example, Jin Shanshan, who always rushes to be the first in every update, even I can't be the first; for example, Cha Zhuan, who is a top chatterbox and can leave 20 to 30 comments in one chapter... and there are many other people, gentle people, interesting people, and people who follow the updates.

I can't remember your names, and I'm too lazy to look through the notes, but when I see your names I'll know it's you.

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This book is almost half a million words long, and it’s almost time to enter the second phase.

Before entering, I should also write about Her Royal Highness the Princess who was sealed by me as the background board.

From "Jiang Mu is outside, Ji Suyi is in the hospital" to the stage of "everyone is in the hospital".

The title of the next volume is - The Disqualified Lawyer and the Boy from the Ancient Clan.

As the title of the volume says, it is the process of a "disqualified lawyer" completely transforming into an "ancient tribe boy", that is, completely integrating into this world.

After this volume is over, Jiang Mu will be sixteen years old (tentative)

The last part of Jiang Mu’s four-part series about his previous life, tentatively titled “The Final Case,” is based on… the x-text overlord contract.

Don't worry, I've reported it to the boss, so passing the review shouldn't be a problem.

In this volume, Young Master Jiang will turn back into the almighty and invincible Jiang, a walking joke teller, a dirty talker, smash this fucking tragedy for me, damn, why is this soup stock so hard to beat, Wuming can use 10% of his strength to beat the Wulin, why can't I use 10% of my strength to be discharged from the hospital? Let me be discharged quickly, I'm not crazy, legality and morality must account for one but only one, Mu!

Stay tuned.

"You broke the rules."

A voice said to the announcer.

The announcer pondered for three or four seconds, took a sip of wine, nibbled on the duck feet in his pocket, wiped his mouth, and nodded.

"Yes." He said, "What's wrong with you?"

The announcer's expression was as arrogant as a sales champion who had just won millions of orders.

"..."

The boss let out a deafening silence for a full five seconds.

"I don't mind it, or I'd rather see it happen."

The boss said, “The fact that you can [make decisions independently] itself represents an advancement in virtual soul technology. For me, this is a surprise.”

"So what?" the announcer asked.

"So you still violated the rules." The boss said, "This world does not allow the existence of 'abnormal abilities', especially since you are not a local... The whole world stopped time for three seconds indiscriminately. It was hard for me to hide it, and I almost got kicked by the world's three biggest flying kicks."

The boss said, shrugging his shoulders.

"But I'm a good boss. I communicated with this world, and He gave you two choices as your apology."

"How to say?"

"First, I will re-clean your virtual soul and transform it into a female, and then..."

The announcer almost spit out his beer.

"What kind of evil taste is this?"

He was shocked. "Please spare me, I'm just an employee. Do you really want me to act out a canary in a cage? Didn't I say that this world is so indifferent?"

“Not really.” The boss said, “But aren’t you a virtual soul? So He was thinking about whether he could open up some new tracks for himself.

If the pilot is successful, He will adjust the technological line of this world, give scientists some inspiration in the field of AI, and touch up the technological tree of the AI ​​soul of this world.

Have you seen Sword Art Online? There is an artificial intelligence called Alice in it, which is similar to that. After clicking on this technology tree, you can expand the track of human-machine love..."

Announcer: “…”

Sometimes he really felt that this world consciousness was a little too human.

"The second one, the second one."

The announcer waved his hands. "First of all, is this the punishment that a virtual soul should suffer? I want to retire early and enjoy the life of an adult man."

"That's fine," the boss said. "The second option is very simple. It requires me to give you two extra days off a month."

The announcer raised his eyebrows: "Is there such a good thing?"

"Indeed, there is such a good thing." The boss spread his hands, "In the next two days, you can travel around the world, take a walk, eat some decent food, drink some wine, etc."

Who is the announcer?

He always puts other people's moral bottom line as low as his own, so he can often hear the ambiguities in a moment.

"Not you wait, 'this world'?"

"Yes, this world."

"Are you sure you just want me to have a drink?"

"I said it's a weekend off, so of course you can do whatever you want." The boss smiled, "Not only can you drink, but there might be beautiful women to drink with you."

The announcer suddenly had a very bad feeling.

"...Let me ask you first, are you sure you're just accompanying me for drinks?"

The boss frowned: "What's wrong with you? We are all adults, so of course we have to do things that minors can't do... At least send the girl home?"

"..."

The announcer looked as if a drunk had just vomited all over him.

I just fucking know it!

The announcer felt that he had really opened his eyes.

He never dreamed that his job would include blind dates.

The boss kept nagging: "Don't have that expression. Although this is a bit unexpected, accidents can also be good things. Where can you find such a top matchmaker? He directly screened from billions of people...

You are my employee after all, so don't embarrass yourself when you go out. Wait for me to look up what kind of clothes a man in his thirties or forties can wear to look attractive, such as suits, leather shoes, etc. I will buy you a few sets later.

Oh, yes, don't forget the watch, it's the symbol of a successful man. Do you like retro or high-tech? If it's retro, I'll go to the 19th century and get you a mechanical watch; if it's high-tech, I'll have to study the acceptable limit of technology in this world first, otherwise it will be a bit troublesome if the whole Skynet Terminator comes out..."

The announcer was speechless and had no desire to live.

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Jiang Mu put down his phone and stared at the ceiling with dead eyes.

Life in the hospital is boring.

Those who have experienced life during an epidemic can probably understand this feeling very deeply.

I’m sick of playing with the computer, I’m tired of looking at the phone, I can’t go out, and I can’t sleep.

I didn't listen to the online classes, didn't do the exercises, and was anxious about what to do when school started. Then I continued to waste my time while being anxious.

A specific example is myself. I would rather count the hairs on my girlfriend's bangs than write even one more word.

There is a kind of beauty of "no credit but hard work".

Jiang Mu's situation is even worse than this.

He was simply not allowed to leave the ward.

In fact, he was able to get out at the beginning.

Before, Jiang Mu walked around the hospital holding onto the wall, relying on his young face and good speaking skills, and would stroll around certain departments when he had nothing to do, livening up the atmosphere when patients came.

This hospital is the one where Ji Suyi works. Jiang Mu has been there for half a year and is very familiar with it.

Sometimes when the doctor is in a hurry to pee, he will help with some small tasks such as passing orders.

For example, if someone is bitten by a cat, they come here to get a vaccination.

"Hey, what's that bit?"

"It's a cat."

"The cat is not obedient. How much did you buy it for?"

"It's a gift from a friend, no need to pay."

Jiang Mu nodded: "Now you want the money, right? Three hundred, turn right after you exit the toll booth."

patient:"……"

Sometimes, the helpful Jiang Mu would also help the doctor solve his troubles.

While the doctor was looking at the report, Jiang Mu asked seriously.

"Patient, are you married?"

The patient's heart immediately skipped a beat.

"No, no."

"So do you have a boyfriend?"

"...Nothing." The patient was terrified. "Just tell me what you have to say. I can handle it!"

"Okay, then I'll just tell you."

Jiang Mu nodded.

Then he showed the doctor next to him with the air of a radio host.

"Please allow me to introduce to you the only single male doctor in our hospital. He has thick eyebrows and big eyes, is handsome and has long legs. He is gifted and has a bright future!

More importantly, he is proficient in various hair care and hair transplantation techniques, so you don’t have to worry about baldness! What are you waiting for? Come and exchange contact numbers! "

patient:"……"

doctor:"……"

You know what, they really did get together.

So in order to repay Jiang Mu for his matchmaking, the patient gratefully reported him.

Then Jiang Mu was put under house arrest.

"..."

Repay kindness with hatred!

Jiang Mu glared at the ceiling angrily.

Ah...can someone come over please.

It’s so boring to be alone.

The young man wrapped himself in the quilt and rolled himself into a white roll.

Boringly imitating a caterpillar.

Cricket pupae. Cricket pupae.

It may be childish for children, but it is just right for adult men.

So when Ji Suyi entered the room, she saw the young man who had run out of strength in the middle of cricket pupa, and kept his buttocks sticking up in the air like an unfinished arch bridge.

Their eyes met.

Quiet.

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