After modification, enter the love game

I won't come here until I'm through the weak period, no matter how hard you try.

"It's really because of you," said the announcer.

Jiang Mu's finger moved another inch towards the logout button.

"But this does not mean that my sexual orientation and my gender overlap in any way," the announcer added.

Jiang Mu felt slightly relieved.

But remain vigilant.

"How should I put it..." the announcer said, "This world does not allow abnormal powers to exist, and I have fallen into His hands before."

He casually opened a bottle of beer and said, "As for this outfit... this is the outfit my boss bought for me. You can understand it as a kind of price. Don't ask me about the details. It's not a big deal. I'll just deal with it casually."

Jiang Mu thought for three or four seconds.

"I see." He said, "Going on a blind date is your price."

Announcer: “…”

How the hell did you figure that out?

"Ah, it's nothing. After all, I've lived here for so long that I know the characteristics of this world very well."

Jiang Mu spread his hands, "This is a simple deduction... When I was a lawyer, I had to figure out the motive of a serial killer within half an hour.

If we move slower, he might end up in a mental hospital and then on medical parole or something like that.”

Announcer: "...I wanted to ask you before, is there something wrong with the lawyers in your world?"

"Ah? I don't feel that way. It's always like this over there." Jiang Mu said innocently, "I think the lawyers over here are a bit weak... They have to rely on the police to find evidence. Can't they go and see the body themselves?"

The announcer said politely, "It may be illegal to trespass in certain places here."

"Nonsense, it's as if it's not illegal in our country." Jiang Mu said, "You are a lawyer, okay? If you don't even have the confidence to use connections, sneak into the house late at night, leave no traces, destroy footprints, and defend yourself, what kind of lawyer are you?"

Jiang Mu has always been cautious in his actions. If he had not been unable to overcome the hurdle in his heart and had become paranoid, how could he have allowed himself to go to Longchang for three years to attain enlightenment?

But I don't regret it.

It’s a good thing that I discovered early that I am not suitable for the profession of lawyer.

Announcer: “…”

There are so many flaws in this statement that men don't know where to start complaining.

Forget it, let me go back to my old job first.

"Want to watch a movie?" the announcer asked. "There are a few good movies coming out. They're not long, but they're quite interesting."

"Come on." Jiang Mu complained, "You don't know how idle I've been these past few days. I'm tired of my phone, sick of my computer, numb from reading books, and sleep-deprived. I feel like Hawking. All I need is a little girl to come over and kiss me... What are you laughing at?"

"Nothing, I just thought of something funny."

The announcer silently closed a photo in his hand, wondering when someone who was too lazy to watch it because there was no reward for the CG would discover the "surprise".

"I used to work all year round, so I don't really understand what happens when people have too much free time. I can only envy them."

The announcer flipped out a film.

"This time it's a short comedy. What's the name? Let me see... Oh, 'Fake Love'."

The screen lights up.

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The scene opens with an ordinary school, an ordinary equipment room, and an ordinary silhouette.

Jiang Mu knew at a glance that this person was Chen Shuzhai.

Not that much else.

Mainly because in Jiang Mu's impression, there is only one person who can make a suit worth tens of thousands of dollars look like he bought it from a street stall for dozens of dollars.

A people-friendly temperament is people-friendly.

It's just that he looks a bit too friendly.

But what does he do in school?

Jiang Mu took a sip of orange juice in confusion.

The narration in the movie immediately answered Jiang Mu's question.

【He is having an affair. 】

"puff----"

Jiang Mu spurted.

Chen Shuzhai is having an affair.

Or rather, he pretended to do so.

This matter has to start from the time when the two of them established their relationship.

Ever since Chen Shuzhai and Huang Kexin separately told their families “I finally have a girlfriend (boyfriend)” a few months ago, their two original families were devastated.

Huang Kexin's situation is fine. Her family members are quite busy, so even if they respond, they have to wait until the current tasks are completed before starting any further action.

But Chen Shuzhai is different.

As soon as he finished telling this to his mother, his mother posted it to the "Loving Family" group.

Then this group posted dozens of messages within five minutes.

Eighty percent of them are 60 seconds of voice input.

Several of us discussed enthusiastically for a long time, starting from what dishes to cook when my daughter-in-law comes to our house for the first time, how many meat and vegetables to prepare, and whether we can set a time for us to come and take a look.

When to get married, when to get the certificate and what style of wedding will it be.

When the relatives discussed "what to call the child", they found out that they didn't know the child's mother's surname or name, then they discovered one thing: Chen Shuzhai himself was not in the group.

Turn up, oh.

Chen Shuzhai was kicked out of the group by the group leader Chen Shuzhai’s father half a year ago because he was single.

If you can't find a girlfriend, you don't deserve to be here.

Chen Shuzhai: “…”

He clicked on the message "xx invites you to join our loving family" sent by his father with great trepidation.

I spent a long time looking through the records after joining the group.

I found that although my relatives and friends have many problems, the core issues are actually just two.

First, when will you bring him over for us to see?

Second, is she a woman?

Chen Shuzhai: “…”

So the importance of “Is she a real female human being?” is even lower than the question “Have I really found a partner?” right?

No need to talk about appearance.

You didn't even ask her age, did you!

The process is almost the same for Huang Kexin.

Under the urging of relatives and elders, the two of them just skipped the "dating" step and went straight to the "meeting the parents" stage as soon as they established their relationship.

The process is very formal and grand.

Huang Keyin's family had a big yellow dog. The first time Chen Shuzhai went there, the big yellow dog only barked twice when it saw him and was kicked out by the family on the spot.

He was released only after being hungry for the whole afternoon.

The opposite of Dahuang is Chen Shuzhai.

He was fed with food by seven or eight pairs of chopsticks at the same time, and he couldn't refuse, so he was so full that his eyes turned black.

After listening to Chen Shuzhai's introduction of his family situation, the girl's parents secretly pulled Huang Kexin aside.

"How did you find such a rich boyfriend?" The old mother looked worried, "My daughter, you should be down-to-earth. Are you tempted by sex?"

Huang Kexin: “…”

Chen Shuzhai’s home is different.

The first time his father saw the girl, he pulled Chen Shuzhai aside without waiting for her to speak.

"My child, I know your appearance well. To say that you are good-looking is a compliment. That girl looks like a painting. I don't believe that she is attracted by your appearance."

The old father said in a serious tone, "I'm warning you, if you use money to trick a girl into playing around and then she kicks you out, I will kick you out of the house."

Chen Shuzhai: “…”

In short, everyone was busy.

After finishing so many things, the two finally had time to enjoy their private space.

After watching the school anniversary celebration, especially the exciting "Romeo and Juliet" at the school anniversary celebration, Huang Kexin immediately got inspiration.

"I want to fall in love early!"

The girl's words were powerful.

Chen Shuzhai looked at his 24-year-old girlfriend with empty eyes, and always felt that she had some serious illness.

Still in love early.

If only one of us had the ability to find a partner before the age of 20.

Do I need to eat seven bowls of rice at your house?

Seven bowls! Big northern porcelain bowls!

Not a single one of the chopsticks was picked up by me on my own initiative!

Do you know how much physical damage seven bowls of rice can cause to a southern guy with a normal appetite?

If I don't spit it out, I'm too nervous!

"No, no, no, you misunderstood me." The girl said, "Although we are no longer middle school students, we can pretend to be middle school students!"

Chen Shuzhai thought for a moment and said, "You mean that all intimate actions are limited to hugging, and the most extreme one can only be kissing?"

He silently showed a picture.

It is a screenshot of an online game called "Slave Girl Sylvie". The favorability representing love is five digits, and the red value representing negative distance contact is 0.

Huang Kexin smiled and tilted her head:

"If you dare to do this to me, I'll kill you."

After some discussion, Chen Shuzhai understood the meaning.

Huang Kexin is a professional cosplay enthusiast after all, so she can find a school uniform and dress up as a middle school student.

And she has the full financial support of the big dog owners.

After all, Chen Shuzhai likes cosplay more than Huang Kexin.

Especially after cosplaying, you can take photos at will.

And it’s not just about taking photos.

Don’t ask, the only thing you know is that the coser was the first to take action.

"What about me?" Chen Shuzhai pointed at himself.

My girlfriend is so charming, so of course it’s okay for her to pretend to be a student.

But Chen Shuzhai has taken over the company for so many years, he is older and has an even more mature temperament.

Wearing school uniform looks like an old cucumber painted green.

Huang Kexin clapped her hands, obviously confident.