After modification, enter the love game

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"Um...what's your definition of 'sleep'?"

Lu Ling'er tilted her head in confusion.

It's like saying "sleep is sleep, what other definition can there be?"

……very good.

it is as expected.

"I haven't done much research on this topic, so I'll just give you my best guess. Please take it as a reference."

Jiang Mu chose his words carefully. "I have never experienced marriage, so I cannot comment on it. The so-called boyfriend and girlfriend are lovers. To put it simply, they are 'unrelated people of the opposite sex who want to be together forever'..."

"Then I'm quite qualified." Lu Ling'er said, "I miss you so much now. You're cooking in my dreams."

Jiang Mu always felt that "cooking" was the key point in this sentence.

"...But this 'want to be together' is not something you can judge right now. At least wait until you are eighteen years old." He held his forehead with his hand, "So don't say such things in the future. It's bad for your reputation."

After Jiang Mu finished speaking, he felt that his words were not strong enough.

"Besides, 'sleeping' for a couple is not such a simple thing..."

Stare at Lu Ling'er from head to toe for a few seconds.

Put on an expression like scaring a child:

"For example, they'll touch you from head to toe!"

He paused, emphasized his tone, and pointed at the girl's rather erect water bag.

"Like here!"

"Oh oh." Lu Ling'er suddenly realized, "So men think about this every day!"

Jiang Mu: "..."

He always felt that the men he represented were suffering from reputational damage.

"Well, that's about right." He said solemnly, "Anyway, remember this!"

"Yeah, I understand."

Lu Ling'er also had a serious face.

Pause.

Suddenly curious.

Stand up straight.

"Do you want to?"

Jiang Mu: "..."

"Hahaha."

He laughed dryly, "How is that possible? I'm not that kind of person."

"I see." Lu Ling'er rarely used her math knowledge, "You're not a man!"

"..."

A certain moment.

Jiang Mu really wanted to prove that he was not only a man, but also an absolutely right man.

Are you afraid of the initial value of six?

...Of course, this absurd thought was fleeting.

“Actually, I kind of thought about it.”

Jiang Mu coughed lightly, "But thinking and doing are two different things..."

He gave an example: "For example, no matter how hungry you are, you will never steal food from a street food stall. This is called 'self-control'."

This popular metaphor immediately convinced Lu Ling'er.

"What if the food stall owner is willing to give it to me for free?" she asked.

"That's fine. You can eat it if you're allowed."

"Is that so... Then I understand."

Lu Ling'er smiled and puffed out her chest.

"Then you come."

"...?"

"If you're allowed to eat it, you can eat it, so if you're allowed to, you can touch it, too!"

Lu Ling'er is as cheerful as a carefree golden retriever.

In the white ward, the girl standing up looked like a beautiful ink painting.

"Hurry, hurry, I know it's uncomfortable to be hungry, and I'm sure you're feeling the same way, so of course I have to help you!

How exactly did I touch you...I don't even have a male friend as close to you as you!"

"eighteen!"

Jiang Mu couldn't stand it any longer, "I said, up to eighteen!"

"Yes, yes, I forgot about this... Then wait until you are eighteen before you touch it?"

"..."

"Eh? Jiang Mu, Jiang Mu?"

Why are you leaving in such a hurry?

Is there anything sudden?

Lu Linger felt that she really couldn't understand boys.

By the way, how did my parents get married?

Oh, Mom got Dad drunk, and the next morning she took the confused Dad to get the marriage certificate.

Should I try it later?

After all, Jiang Mu’s cooking is really delicious…

While Lu Ling'er was thinking, she saw that Jiang Mu was in a hurry and forgot the candied yam on the table.

"!!!"

This is this...

Is this the surprise?

===

That night.

As soon as Lu Ling'er opened her eyes, she was surprised to see a screen as big as an eye.

It's a cinema!

A movie theater with all-you-can-eat snacks!

A movie theater where you can eat whatever you want without any adverse effects on your body!

at the same time.

The announcer turned his head and saw with horror Lu Ling'er rushing towards the shelf.

"..."

tired.

Destroy it.

"It seems that you went to bed the earliest today."

The announcer said in a rather annoyed tone.

"Huh? What does that mean?"

"Nothing." The announcer said, "Because I behaved pretty well in this world, so I got some gossip."

pause.

"He feels... it's time."

It was probably not long after the words were spoken.

Several figures appeared in their seats one after another.

Like a distinguished guest who received an invitation.

The announcer put down his beer, stood up and walked to the front.

His eyes swept over four girls, some of whom were indifferent, some were happy, some were confused, and some were eating.

smile.

"Welcome to the cinema, I'm the announcer here."

"Everyone can exchange pleasantries first. There is no limit on snacks and drinks here."

"If you need to watch a movie, please tell me. I'll be here at the shelf, waiting for you anytime."

"I'm just sorry, there is no on-demand service today, and there is only one movie available."

"Its title is The Final Problem."

NO.13 The Last Case【6.5k】

After the announcer finished speaking, the theater fell into silence.

It wasn't completely silent.

There is also the crunching sound of chewing potato chips, the hissing sound of tearing plastic bags, and the friction sound of hands reaching into bags.

And a kind of wailing that was almost crying because it had been a long time since I had eaten snacks so freely.

Ji Suyi and Ella looked at Lu Linger silently.

The slug girl next to him covered her face with her hands.

He silently moved a seat to the side.

Use deafening silence to express the meaning of "I don't want to know her".

Perhaps he realized that he had become the focus of everyone present.

Lu Ling'er looked around and held her snack bag tightly like a dog protecting its food.

"There's more on the shelf, this is mine!"

"..."

silence.

Lu Long'er silently moved another seat.

In the end, it was Her Royal Highness the Princess who spoke first.