Effect 2: Unlocked
Consumption: Display an equivalent [Miracle].
Description: "This is a skill that shouldn't have appeared in this database. In my expectation, it should have appeared in a fantasy world... Although I urgently weakened this skill, its strength is still too high in the daily world.
So how did you get enough attribute points to get this skill? Am I really that bad at programming? Why can everyone find loopholes... (mumbling)" - Unknown.
(Leaves the message one minute after the previous one) "Oh, don't worry, we encourage users who use card bugs. No matter what you do, you don't have to worry about your account being blocked. Everything you get extra is the reward you deserve." - Unknown.
(Left message five minutes after the previous one) "Fuck, you're cheating?" - Unknown.
Jiang Mu: "..."
He always felt that he had seen something extraordinary.
...But it's time to go talk to Her Royal Highness the Princess.
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Ji Suyi had a dream.
It was a strange dream. When I came to my senses, I found myself sitting in an extremely spacious cinema. The huge screen stood horizontally, like the corpse of a giant.
"Huh? Why are you here?"
Turning around, I saw a man in ticket seller's clothes whose face I couldn't see clearly, looking puzzled.
"…Is there a bug?"
NO.33 [Perfect Life] (Part )
[Reminder before reading: This story is purely fictional. All characters and events do not exist in reality. Any similarities are purely coincidental.]
Ji Suyi felt that the man in front of her was very strange.
She subconsciously looked at her hands.
There's nothing wrong with that. Even in a dream, I'm still a normal human being.
Then why does he look like he's seen a ghost?
"Wait, girl, take a break first. Don't ask any questions. There are popcorn and drinks over there. Feel free to take them. Let me sort it out. Let me sort it out."
"Hiss, that's not right, there shouldn't be anyone else here..."
“…Wait, I see.”
"Could it be that the [world] thinks this development would be interesting..."
The announcer subconsciously flipped through the videotapes at hand, only to find that the previous four tapes had disappeared.
Instead, there was a brand new disc that he had never seen before?
They even made a cover!
Announcer: “…”
Great, the case is solved.
He had previously felt that the [world] here was a bit too active in a certain area.
Now it seems... more than just active.
This is just short of having “It’s beautiful, if you like it, watch more” written in the history books!
As he thought about it, he looked at Ji Suyi.
"Okay, I've finished thinking. If you have any questions, feel free to ask." The announcer said, "Just call me announcer."
"Ask a question." Ji Suyi raised her hand, "Where is this place?"
"Well...actually I don't know how to name it."
The announcer said, "I will temporarily name this place 'Jiang Mu's Underwear'."
Her Royal Highness the Princess said nothing but was greatly shocked.
"I can't show it to others. I'll put it on from time to time to take a look, and I'll faithfully record many things related to him. It's just underwear, no problem."
The announcer touched his chin and said, "No, I don't know how you got in, but since you were able to get in, it's not appropriate to call you by that name."
Ji Suyi breathed a sigh of relief.
She thought the announcer was just joking.
This name is too outrageous.
"How about calling it Jiang Mu's shared underwear?"
Ji Suyi: “…”
She suddenly thought that the previous name wasn't so outrageous.
No, I clearly remember that I had fallen asleep before... So, am I dreaming here?
But why are my dreams so outrageous?
Although I have also learned that at my age, due to hormone issues and interest in both sexes, I am likely to have some absurd dreams...
...But this dream is too absurd!
Is “sharing underwear” reasonable?
"Okay, no more jokes." Seeing Ji Suyi's messy face, the announcer smiled and said, "As you can see, this is a movie theater. Although I'm not sure how you got in, you are a guest."
A slight pause, "You can only do what you can do in a movie theater."
Ji Suyi thought for a moment: "Like hugging, kissing, knee pillows, etc., all kinds of things that have nothing to do with movies?"
Announcer: “…”
He said nothing, but was also greatly shocked.
What have you instilled in these ignorant young girls, classmate Jiang Mu?
No wonder her father wanted to beat you!
"...Unfortunately, considering your orientation, you need a 'boyfriend' to achieve what you said." The announcer said, "This is a movie theater, you can only 'watch movies' here."
Ji Suyi raised her hand again: "Then I want to watch "The Buried Xin Meir". I have only heard the story but have not actually seen it."
Then she saw the announcer's lips twitching.
"...No." He said, "This is the one I have. Do you want to watch it?"
The announcer glanced at the cover, hinting at something.
"Don't worry, if I'm not mistaken, this one is much more interesting to you than "The Buried Sinmer"."
"Okay." Ji Suyi said, "Let me see."
"Great, do you want some popcorn before the movie starts?"
"No...Uh, okay. Sorry for bothering you."
"Well, please stay tuned for "Perfect Life"."
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"Jiang Mu, come here!"
The movie opens with a powerful roar.
About ten seconds later, a very classic young man with a silly college student temperament pushed the door open.
"Professor, you're looking for me?"
Outside the screen, Ji Suyi subconsciously widened her eyes.
This, this is……!!
On the side, the announcer, who was happily chewing popcorn, nodded.
"Wow, that's pretty thoughtful... He even changed his appearance, saving me the trouble of explaining."
No matter what happens off-screen, time continues to flow on the big screen.
An old professor with gray hair was holding a letter-like paper in his hand, with an expression as if he had just discovered that his reputation in the education field was no longer secure.
“I ask you, did you write this?”
Jiang Mu was honest and said firmly: "No."
"I do not believe!"
Jiang Mu: "..."
Then why are you asking me?
"Don't try to quibble. I've taught students for so many years, and you're the only one who can ask such a question. Don't say you're anonymous. I can recognize it even if you burn it."
The professor pointed at the paper and said, "For example, in this question, Zhang San found out that his wife had an improper relationship with Li Si. Zhang San was furious and decided to force Li Si's wife Wang Wu to have an improper relationship with him as well."
"As a result, when he was having an improper relationship, he found out that the person on the other side was not Wang Wu, but Wang Liu, so he gave up."
"What crime should Zhang San be convicted of?"
"Yes." Jiang Mu agreed, "What crime should Zhang San be charged with? Aborted or attempted crime?"
The old professor stared at Jiang Mu silently.
Jiang Mu looked up at the sky silently.
The professor was silent for three seconds: "Attempted."
Jiang Mu suddenly realized: "So that's it. Zhang San is just a criminal, not a scumbag. He wanted to vent his anger instead of his sexual desire, so it was an attempted crime."
The old professor continued to stare at Jiang Mu silently.
Jiang Mu coughed lightly: "... Heroes think alike, and think alike."
The old professor ignored him and said, "There is another one. Zhang San and Wang Qi had never met before, but they hit it off and had an improper relationship. Afterwards, Zhang San left 500 yuan for Wang Qi. Wang Qi felt insulted and took Zhang San to court. What should be the verdict?"
He was silent for two seconds. "Let's not talk about the answer first. Why don't you use Zhang San and Li Si for this question, but Wang Qi?"
Jiang Mu answered subconsciously: "Because Li Si and Zhang San's wife have an improper relationship."
professor:"……"
Jiang Mu: "...I think that's what the person who asked the question thought."
The professor's expression at this moment was like that of Sun Wukong seen by Patriarch Bodhi coming out of the mountain.
He wanted to say something but stopped himself. After holding it in for a long time, he still couldn't figure out what to say.
He is a good student in every way. He has a sense of justice and is hardworking.
It’s a pity that he just has a mouth.
How to say it, in the professor's opinion, Jiang Mu will definitely become famous in the legal profession in the future, and then make the professor lose his reputation in the education field.
Seeing the professor's expression, Jiang Mu quickly stepped forward to pour him a glass of water, "Take a rest, don't be angry, tell me if you need anything."
The professor thought for a moment and said, "There really is one."
"You tell me."
"Don't ever be a lawyer."
Jiang Mu: "..."
Why don’t you go to the gate and see what our school is called?
NO.34 [Perfect Life] (Part )
After graduation, Jiang Mu disappointed his old professor.
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