After modification, enter the love game

"Crash."

This is the sound of the wind blowing outside the window.

"Pfft."

This is the laughter of girls that cannot be restrained.

"Fuck."

...This was the "fuck" that Jiang Mu said in his heart.

He thought for two seconds, ignoring the princess who was about to burst out laughing, and suddenly raised his head with a serious expression, as if he had the aura of a rich and powerful son:

"Then... do you know who I am?" He paused, "Do you know my identity?"

Jiang Mu's fearless attitude made Ji Guochang unable to deal with him.

Who is this guy? Why is he so arrogant?

Seeing that his daughter didn't look like she was intruded by a stranger, Ji Guochang wanted to tease her, but seeing Jiang Mu was so confident, he gave up the idea of ​​joking: "Who are you?"

“Even I don’t know.”

Jiang Mu uttered a "huh", then... climbed out the window and ran away.

"It's good that you don't know. It's getting late. Uncle Ji, I have something to do and I have to go home first. See you later if there's a chance. Bye bye!!!"

NO.3 Wow! Golden Legend

Jiang Mu is in good health.

It’s so good that he can completely include the words “I don’t want to work hard for a rich woman anymore” in his life plan.

So Ji Guochang stared in amazement as Jiang Mu rushed to the window with a "whoosh", flipped over the windowsill smoothly, and jumped up.

The middle-aged man was startled and rushed to the window sill. Before he could even shout "Hurry up and save him", he saw the young man skillfully collect the climbing rope like a snake charmer and run away...

Watching the nimble figure quickly disappear in the rain, even Ji Guochang couldn't help but admire this textbook-like hit-and-run:

"Who are these people!"

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Name: Climbing rope

Quality: Golden Legend

Type: props

Effect: It depends on how you use it

Description: Normally, this is a mountaineering item and is recommended to be used with a grappling hook, but if you remove the grappling hook, it can also become a sex toy.

"Like I said, my friend, Russia sells half a million baseball bats a year, but only three baseballs."

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"This thing is quite useful." Jiang Mu casually threw the rope into the inventory.

A development game, of course, has an inventory.

As a mature game player, Jiang Mu was very familiar with this kind of thing, so... almost the moment he discovered that he had an inventory, many special uses of this thing in "reality" immediately emerged in his mind.

His idea was very insightful and motivated, but considering that the last creator god who used similar functions to profiteer in the two worlds had just been sentenced to seven years, it was absolutely impossible.

After testing, it was found that the inventory itself should have no upper limit, but it can only be used for "system items", such as the legendary climbing rope that came out of this "Newbie Pack" after flashing golden light for a long time.

At that time, Jiang Mu stared at the golden light for three full minutes. Although his eyes were almost blinded, his heart was bright. He thought that he was so unlucky in his previous life, but he was lucky in this life. Even with such gorgeous special effects, the ability to go to heaven and earth is not worthy of this golden light.

As a result, a rope was opened.

"Wait a minute, why is this thing of gold quality?"

Jiang Mu carefully flipped through the manual and saw the item description column: [The quality of the item is determined only by referring to items of the same type]

Translated into adult language: This climbing rope is the Schwarzenegger of climbing ropes.

"..."

Jiang Mu believes that the person who set up this set of rules must have a hole in his brain.

Fortunately, adult men are very good at comforting themselves. If they think positively, these things can indeed go to the sky and into the ground. After all, if one fails to hold on tightly to this broken rope when going to the sky, he can not only fall into the ground, but also fall directly into the soil.

Shaking his head to drive away the bad memories, Jiang Mu kicked the door open: "I'm back!"

Then he saw his father sitting in the yard with a broom in his hand and an expressionless face.

Jiang Mu thought about it and took a step back: "I'm going out!"

"Stop." Father Jiang said.

"Oh."

Jiang Mu thought about it carefully. Based on his understanding of his father, although he sneaked out to play for a while, his father might not have picked up the broom to hit someone, but might have been to sweep the fallen leaves in the yard.

"Come here." Father Jiang said again.

Jiang Mu thought his father might want him to sweep together.

As for why there was only one broom... maybe it was because of middle-aged body weakness and dry kidneys? It didn't matter, it was just sweeping the floor. Jiang Mu was a filial child and took it without saying anything.

"Lie down here." Father Jiang pointed at his legs.

Jiang Mu felt that he could not convince himself.

"...Can I say a word before you carry out this inhumane physical torture?" he struggled.

"put."

"For the sake of our family's four-generation only-son relationship, can you please not use a broom?"

"Okay." Father Jiang nodded.

Then he pulled out a baseball bat from under the stool...

Jiang Mu: "..."

He estimated that the 500,000 baseball bats sold separately in the item description must have been partly his father's achievement.

The person in front of me is named Jiang Quhan. According to a fortune teller, there is too much coldness in his body, so he needs a lucky name.

Judging from the name Jiang Quhan, Jiang Mu’s grandparents are quite superstitious.

Just as Jiang Mu said, his family had been a single-line family for four generations. Logically speaking, a family name like "Shennong" that seemed to be gilded with gold should not have descendants all over the world, but at least it should not have ended up like this. But... this was the fact, and no one could do anything about it.

It is said that Jiang Mu's great-grandfather married seven wives in that era, but ended up having only one son; Jiang Mu's grandfather was more loyal, and he and his only wife passed away when Jiang Mu was seven years old.

As for Jiang Quhan, he is even more focused.

Jiang Mu had never seen his mother since he could remember, and his father was extremely reluctant to mention it. Knowing that it was a sad thing, he never mentioned it again… By the way, considering that the best way to end a relationship is to start a new one, about a month ago, Jiang Mu signed up his father for a blind date show called "No Money, No Dating", and even personally cut a VCR with the broken computer in his room and uploaded it.

Jiang Quhan was deeply moved when he found out about this. In order to thank his son for his filial piety, he decided to beat Jiang Mu with a copper-buckled belt until he spun like a top.

...Before, if he was beaten with a belt, at most he would turn into a spinning top. But now, if he is beaten with a baseball bat, he might turn into Xing Tian if he is not careful.

So Jiang Mu decided to save himself: "Dad, don't worry, I'm actually going out to buy you dinner."

Jiang Qu Hanxin said, "You bastard, you left the house at nine in the morning, and now you say you went to buy me dinner? It's more credible if you say you went out to kidnap a wife."

A father is a father after all. Even if he knows his son is talking nonsense, he can still give him a way out.

So his expression eased a little, he put down the baseball bat, thought about it, and picked up the broom again.

"What did you bring?"

"Snail noodles."

Jiang Quhan: "..."

The smell of these steps is a bit pungent, like sour bamboo shoots (the main reason for the stinky smell of snail noodles).

...Forget it, snail noodles are snail noodles. I just went out and spent two hours looking for this bastard and I’m hungry now.

Jiang Quhan repeated to himself three times, "This is my own baby," and let out a long sigh.

"Okay... go back to the house, and remember to tell me when you go out next time."

After a pause, he said, "Here, I'll eat it while it's hot."

Then, he saw a look of horror suddenly appear on Jiang Mu's face, as if he had searched all his pockets but couldn't find his cell phone.

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"That's probably how we met." Ji Suyi said to her father who rarely had time to visit her, "Just now, he was probably just joking... Well, he's always like this."

"Whether it's a joke or not, let's not talk about it first." Ji Guochang pointed at a lunch box with a pained look on his face, "...Is this why he's going to eat this thing at your place?"

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"Um... Dad." Jiang Mu said with an expression between crying and laughing, "If I say I forgot to eat outside... would you believe me?"

"Xin, after all, you are my son, how could you lie to me."

Jiang Quhan picked up the broom with a look of trust.

Jiang Mu ran out the door with a touched look on his face.

NO.4 It’s your period, sweep away hunger and be yourself

"Heaven and earth are inseparable, the river in the sky is falling,

The rivers on the ground flowed across the land, creating a gray and dim, sometimes bright white, water world.

Jiang Mu picked up a pen and wrote these words in the notebook he carried with him, marveling at the magnificence of the universe and the helplessness of daily necessities.

He had to lament, as he only had a dozen coins left on him, and the dinner he bought with a lot of money had to be spent in the hospital.

As for going home for dinner, Jiang Mu recalled his father's love just now, and felt that a good man should have ambitions and should not be restrained by family affairs.

At least not tonight.

There is no need to worry about accommodation. With Young Master Jiang's thick skin, he will always have a place to stay... But it's past dinner time now, and it doesn't seem appropriate to disturb the neighbors.

A coin was flicked up by a bent finger, and with a crisp sound, it stayed in the air, reflecting the moist, gray and gentle light on the roof tiles. The light and shadow fell and with a "pop" sound, it was slapped on a freshly wiped dining table.

"Boss, a big bowl of ramen!"

"Okay, wait a moment."

This was Jiang Mu's first time visiting this store, which was about three blocks away from his home.

This distance was just right, not too far from home, but not too close for Jiang Mu to be recognized at a glance, and then teased him by saying "Jiang Mu, your father kicked you out of the house again", and then generously waived Jiang Mu's nine cents...

Jiang Mu felt that it didn’t matter whether it was a joke or not, the main thing was that it was inappropriate to eat without paying.

Besides, based on his experience, the rain would not stop any time soon.

So if nothing unexpected happens, as long as Jiang Mu dares to find a familiar restaurant near his home to eat, the manager will warmly invite him to stay after eating. About half an hour later, the manager will say to him, "I'm sorry, I had an empty room, but my daughter/niece suddenly came back in the heavy rain to ask for the night, so how about you two squeeze in?"

What? You said it's not suitable? It doesn't matter. We have known each other for so long and I have watched you grow up. I trust you. It's settled. I'll go pack the bedding. Oh, she is taking a shower now, remember don't go to the bathroom!

So as soon as the words were spoken, the girl would shout, "Mom/Aunt/Uncle, I'm out of shampoo at home, can you help me deliver it to me?" Then when Jiang Mu came to his senses, there would be a bottle of shampoo stuffed in his hand, and he would hear "You go and deliver it, it's okay, it's through the door."

Finally, the bathroom floor will start to be very slippery...

...In order to prevent the girl, whom he didn't know yet, from falling, Jiang Mu thought it would be better to take a few more steps.

After thinking about it, just in case, Jiang Mu asked casually: "Boss, I want to ask you something."

The boss was a fierce-looking man with a big belly. He would stroll around the street late at night and stand next to people. People would take out their wallets without him saying a word.

"You ask."

"Are you looking at any girls my age?"

The boss thought that the young man might be a competitor from across the street who came here to cause trouble.

He just looks like a human trafficker, but he is not a real human trafficker.