After modification, enter the love game

"After a few rounds of this, you'll fall in love with me at first sight, and I'll be in the limelight. I can probably get 100,000 words to put on the shelf."

Li Hua gloated: "It's pretty good now, without a father, a grandfather, or even a gangster. You can just show off your power and she will fall in love with you at first sight, saving time for everyone."

Ella's face was flushed and her eyes looked like she wanted to pour the boiling water in her hand on Li Hua's face.

"However, if you want to meet her father or grandfather, it doesn't seem difficult." Li Hua changed the subject and said, "See if the girl you are talking about is this her?"

He pointed to the last person on the home visit list.

There was indeed a short-haired girl on it, her name was Shi Yan.

There was the Dean’s handwriting below: “Skipped classes many times, probably because of going to the game room.”

"Wait, is there another line of small words below?"

Jiang Mu took it closer and looked at it, reading as he read.

"Don't come to this Li Hua's house, or else you will get beaten and not report the work injury..."

Ok?

Ella looked at Li Hua.

Jiang Mu also looked at Li Hua.

Li Hua looked up at the ceiling.

"This ceiling is so high," he sighed.

"...Turn around and explain yourself first." Jiang Muxu stared, "Why did you get beaten when you came to my house?"

"What do you mean I'll be beaten when I show up?" Li Hua said angrily. "I'll be beaten five times out of ten!"

Ella didn't think this was anything to be proud of.

Jiang Mu felt that five times was a bit too few.

"Come on, come on, tell me quickly."

Jiang Mu excitedly poured Li Hua a cup of tea. "It's the first time I've heard of a girl being so special to you."

Ella hesitated: "...So this kind of relationship is called 'special'?"

As she spoke, she paid attention to Jiang Mu's expression, wondering what he was thinking.

"Of course it's special." Jiang Mu said, "As far as I know, other girls who are a little familiar with Li Hua want to hit him at least nine times out of ten, but this girl only hit him five times. Do you think it's special?"

"..."

"Isn't this a bit exaggerated?" Ella was incredulous.

Li Hua agreed: "That's right, you are being biased, and Cuihua is right."

Ella suddenly felt that it was not so incredible that Li Hua was beaten nine times out of ten.

For example, she really wants to kick Li Hua now.

Seeing that his adopted son had personally poured tea for him, Li Hua sighed.

"Okay... Actually, she's my cousin."

"Have you gone out of the fifth mourning period?"

(Note: Marriage is allowed when one is outside the fifth mourning period.)

Li Hua glanced at Jiang Mu: "I know what you want to ask. It's impossible. We are all junior high school students. Don't think about premature love all the time."

"… Do you feel that when these words come out of your mouth, it's as strange as Qin Hui reciting "Man Jiang Hong" with deep emotion?"

"You're the only one who talks a lot of shit, do you want to listen?"

"Keep going."

Li Hua sighed, "In fact, we haven't known each other for long, only about half a year ago. That morning, you tricked me in English class and made me copy three pages of sentences. I was in a bad mood, so I went to the game hall to relax."

Ella raised her hand: "English class?"

"Well, this rebellious boy often cheats me in English class, and his methods are cunning and hard to guard against."

Li Hua looked as if he was overwhelmed by the past. "For example, last time, the teacher asked the students to stand up and take turns translating English sentences, and it was my turn soon."

"and then?"

"I was afraid that Jiang Mu would trick me, so I broke the sentence up and asked each question one by one. I first asked what "Do you" meant, and he said the more common meaning was 'What happened to you?'"

"That's right."

"I asked him what 'under' meant and he said 'under something'."

“That’s right too.”

“I asked him what the word [stand] meant, and he said it means standing at attention.”

“That’s no problem.”

"Finally, the teacher asked me what "Do you understand" meant, and I replied, 'Are you standing at attention?'"

"……Um?"

“So I was punished to stand for a whole class.”

Ella: "..."

It took her three seconds to understand what was said, and twenty seconds to burst out laughing...

(Note: The correct translation of this sentence is "Do you understand the meaning?")

"Okay, I know my glorious deeds." Jiang Mu waved his hand, "Tell me about yours."

Li Hua doesn't think this deed is glorious at all.

"It's like this, I went to the game hall that day and happened to run into my cousin, so I went to say hello."

Ella asked, "But didn't you say you just met half a year ago?"

"I'll answer this for him." Jiang Mu said, "As far as I know, this guy has basic information about almost all the girls in our junior high school. I don't know where he got the information from."

Ella took three steps back and squatted behind Jiang Mu like a cat catching a mouse, clinging to his shoulders with half of her face exposed. She looked at Li Hua as if she wanted to call the police.

Li Hua glanced at the two of them but did not refute.

He said, "When I got there, I saw a few scoundrels surrounding my cousin. They were the kind of people who... uh, had hair and tattoos that were the same color. Do you understand what I mean?"

"rogue."

"Almost." Li Hua shrugged. "I'm the older brother, and it's my duty to protect my younger sister, so I went up and dragged my cousin away."

"then?"

"So those guys were not happy. Some pulled my hand, some pulled my sister's hand, and some tried to pull my collar... I was in a bad mood that day, so I beat them up in the alley. I kicked anyone who dared to stand up, and kicked them again if they stood up again. I also sent my cousin back home."

"Isn't this a typical scenario of a bear saving a beautiful girl?"

"Then the next day, my cousin's father, my uncle, came to my house to complain, saying that I had murdered my cousin's friend, and the person I had beaten up that day was standing next to him." Li Hua held his forehead with his hand. "My mother beat me three times that day, and I had to go to each family to apologize."

"...No, wait a minute. Can your uncle accept that your cousin has such a friend?"

"I thought so too!" Li Hua was angry, "But who knows they are wearing wigs on their heads and tattoos on their faces!"

"I asked my cousin what was going on. She said that they met those people online and they were all shy otakus. She had finally persuaded them to come out and get some fresh air that day and even disguised them to prevent them from being recognized by acquaintances."

"Originally the atmosphere was good, and several socially anxious people who couldn't speak were happily playing games. It was said that there was a couple who were attracted to each other and wanted to communicate more. My cousin was watching happily, but suddenly a bastard came out and took away their backbone. Not only did he take him away, but he also beat them up before leaving. Even after beating them up, he kicked anyone who dared to stand up..."

"I questioned how a normal person could dress like that, and she said, 'What do you, a popular person, know about the ACG world? The hair color of ACG people is like that... Who the hell would have thought of that?'"

The bastard Li Hua said this with such sincerity that it was so unfair that the cuckoos cried blood and the apes wailed. Jiang Mu, who had always been hard-hearted, was so upset that he couldn't suppress his smile.

The sentimental Ella on the side even cried out with laughter.

Li Hua waved his hands and said, "Forget it. You are my relative after all. I will go to this house alone."

Jiang Mu asked: "You don't need my help?"

"No need, no need to send me off, I'm leaving."

Jiang Mu casually walked Li Hua out the door.

He was very familiar with this scene. Holidays always belonged to the lively teenagers. They went to the park to fish, skipped stones in the river, and climbed to the top of abandoned high-rise buildings to overlook the city.

They are so far from the ground and yet so close to the sky. There is no other moment of freedom in life. It seems that the moment is very long, as long as the mountains and oceans.

Jiang Mu is a person with poor directionality, and Li Hua also knows that he is a person with poor directionality, so the latter has to take the former to the Shennong clan's land every time.

They walked side by side in the dark alley, spitting at each other while kicking away stones on the road or commenting on a long, straight wooden stick.

They said goodbye like this every night, and Li Hua would always say nonchalantly, "No need to see me off, I'm leaving."

Maybe one day they will all grow up, have their own families, and do their own things. Jiang Mu may become a writer, and Li Hua may shine in the blind date industry. Men are always like this. The longer they meet, the less time they can spend together.

Perhaps after a certain ordinary farewell, what Jiang Mu said goodbye to was not the person on the other side, but his entire youth.

Just like the last episode of the children’s channel I watched as a child, the screen was turned off with a simple “See you tomorrow”.

But I didn't expect that there would be neither tomorrow nor goodbye.

But no matter what, at least this moment is beautiful, like fireworks, like shooting stars, like a rain of flowers all over the mountains and fields.

This is enough.

So, after a busy morning, what should I eat for lunch...

Tsk, I’m so poor, do you have any raw materials for the refrigerator at home?

How about sautéed tomatoes or stewed potatoes?

Jiang Mu closed the door and turned around thinking.

But he saw a girl who had changed into an apron at some point. When she looked at him, her eyebrows were as beautiful as a painting and her smile was as beautiful as a flower.

"Since you're here, you brought so many ingredients today. Just choose whatever you want to eat." Ella raised her eyebrows confidently, "Let me show you my cooking skills!"

She is so beautiful like this, especially her confidence. She looks like a bunch of sunflowers smiling brightly towards the sun.

——At this moment, two thoughts suddenly emerged in Jiang Mu’s mind.

First, she is indeed very suitable for home clothes.

Especially the one with the apron.

It was a completely different beauty from the one when they first met. It was still bold but with a touch of gentleness. Every inch of her flesh and bones was well-proportioned and gorgeous, and her soft neck was like a fragile yet delicate porcelain.

She squinted her eyes and smiled at him, like an arrogant wild cat that suddenly transformed herself into a cat with a pet tag, and quietly nestled in your lap to sleep, and she also required you to put one hand on her back to stroke her fur.

Second, that certain thief Sun definitely used that phrase on purpose before leaving.

He knew that he used this sentence every time he said goodbye, and he knew that Jiang Mu knew when he used this sentence.

So he took it out specifically to use.

The purpose is to make Jiang Mu subconsciously feel that he is at home.

...repeat it again.

Jiang Mu was really fed up with this guy whose life ambition was to be a matchmaker.

NO.61 The purest love and the most ignorant age (5.2k)

"Just sit in the living room. The food will be ready soon."

"Please spare me. After I was eight years old, I didn't have the habit of sitting at the table and waiting for people to cook."

Jiang Mu joked, "It makes me feel... let me think about it. Yes, you are sitting in the middle of the room but your mother is mopping the floor. There is no place for you to step. You can only sit there and wait for the floor to dry. Feeling helpless."

"…Shut up, don't say any more, the painful memories are coming back."

Ella held her forehead with her hand, looking helpless.

As the saying goes, when hot summer is approaching, everything grows and the sun shines brightly and boldly.

It was fine in the morning, but now the sky is bright and the whole world is scorching.

The kitchen was brightly lit as if it was under a spotlight. Under the spotlight was a tall girl in an apron. She wielded the spatula gracefully and neatly, as gracefully as if she was dancing ballet.

Jiang Mu looked at her back and thought that she was really a girl suitable for the kitchen.