The house fell silent again.
A certain girl twisted and stepped like a zombie.
Fell on the sofa.
And in the next five minutes, he performed a deafening rendition of "Cricket Pupa" in silence.
“Aa ...
And accompanied by such a wail.
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Li Hua was walking on the road and happened to meet Jiang Mu on the side of the road.
After being lost for more than twenty minutes, Jiang Mu happened to meet Li Hua.
"What's going on with you?"
Li Hua looked hesitant.
He said: "Your expression right now is as complicated as a person who flirts with a bunch of girls and finds out that they are all his biological father's daughters, and then finally finds out that his biological father is not actually his biological father."
"Duan Yu, right... nothing."
Jiang Mu frowned, "My sleepy brain is not enough for me to understand what just happened... Just think of me as sleepy."
Li Hua said, "This place is close to my home. Why don't you go to my bedroom and lie down for a while?"
"Forget it. I have to go back to school to report. Going to your house would be a long way off."
Jiang Mu yawned and said, "Let's go straight away. Let's go to school to report the news first, and then I'll go back to catch up on some sleep."
"Row."
The two walked side by side in the shade of the tree, pulling off a leaf from time to time.
Jiang Mu asked: "How is the situation over there?"
"Enter the house, kill everyone, capture them easily, and defeat them miserably."
"What about your cousin's attitude?"
"Be humble and courteous, listen carefully, follow the wishes of the guests, and never repent."
"...Okay, got it."
Jiang Mu held his forehead with his hand, "In this case, the two people who need to be reported are the ones. Let me see the reimbursement money... It's okay, it should be within the tolerance range."
Li Hua thought, this guy is so reliable sometimes.
Jiang Mu suddenly looked in a certain direction, "Hmm? Can the numbers here be a little more flexible..."
Li Hua thought to himself, this guy is more likely to use handcuffs.
The two exchanged their statements and walked into the school gate.
Then I saw the principal sweeping melon seed shells in the corridor again.
Jiang Mu asked: "...Principal, what are you doing?"
When he entered school, the principal was punished by the dean of studies to sweep the corridor.
He is now in the third year of junior high school, and the principal was actually punished by the dean of studies to sweep the corridor.
Jiang Mu felt that the principal was a very persistent and unrepentant person.
"Oh, you guys are back so soon?"
The principal held a broom and said, "Well, you know that there are people in our high school who like to use the air conditioning in the club."
"I know, especially those people in the board game department." Jiang Mu said.
Some people have even raised objections to this, saying that it is an infringement of public resources and that such things should be banned.
The principal said that this was my own money and those people pretended not to hear me.
The principal angrily called the dean of studies, who tried to convince those people with both reason and emotion, but failed.
After all, some people just want to criticize when they have nothing better to do, and you don't even know what they're trying to do.
Finally, the dean of studies called Jiang Mu and Li Hua and gave each of them an Ultraman mask as a gift.
Li Hua is responsible for connections, and Jiang Mu is responsible for scolding.
Things are resolved.
The principal said, "It's like this. I passed by the board game club at noon and saw two boys arguing there, saying something like 'not finding a partner'."
Li Hua raised his eyebrows: "Then?"
"One of the boys was arguing about his girlfriend calling him, and after the other boy answered the phone, he left quietly." The principal looked puzzled, "I really don't understand you people."
"…What does this have to do with you sweeping the floor here?" Jiang Mu asked.
"I was eating watermelon seeds and throwing them on the ground while watching the fun, and the director caught me." The principal was angry, "They actually filmed me with a camera! Why are there so many cameras in this school?"
"..."
Is this what you, as a principal, should say?
The two ignored the nagging principal and found the dean of studies to explain the situation.
"Let's not talk about why there are only two problem students left." The dean said, "What kind of apples did you buy? Why are they so expensive?"
"Imported." Li Hua remained calm.
“Is it really imported?”
"Definitely imported." Jiang Mu remained calm.
He ate it himself, how could he not know whether it was imported or not?
Not only has it been imported, but considering the time, it should all be consumed domestically now.
Having easily fooled the dean—mainly because the dean wasn't prepared to argue with these two people—the two walked out of the school gate, again ignoring the principal who was sweeping the floor, and parted ways.
Go home, sleep, and wake up without dreaming.
Jiang Mu looked at his phone and found that it was already seven o'clock in the evening.
Hmm? Who sent the message?
15:00
【Lü Long'er: Are you there? 】
15:10
[Lü Long'er: Are you busy? ]
15:20
[Lü Long’er: Um, maybe you forgot what we agreed to do yesterday…]
18:00
【Lü Long'er: Sorry, I disturbed you. 】
Jiang Mu broke out in a cold sweat instantly.
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"Dad, dad." Mom said, "Do you think our Long'er is acting strange today?"
Dad was packing up his fishing rod. Hearing this, he rolled his eyes and thought for a while: "Nothing special, it's still a nose, two eyes, two eyebrows and a mouth."
"No, no, no, that's totally wrong." Mom said, "For example, at lunch, Long'er actually laughed while eating."
"That's nothing. When Ling'er was chewing on the ribs, she smiled happier than her sister."
"But Long'er didn't eat anything at all. She just took a few bites and went back to the house."
"I think Ling'er is enough for our family, as long as she has a good appetite." Dad said sincerely, "Really, we can't have more."
"...Then why did Long'er stay in the house until the afternoon?"
Dad looked surprised: "Isn't she like this every day when she's on vacation?"
"No, you don't understand. Long'er felt happy at noon. It's hard to describe. It's like she was looking forward to something."
Dad thought for a moment and asked, "What new games have been released recently?"
"..."
The way mom looked at dad made it look like she wanted to kick him and break his legs.
This is how most fathers raise their children, as long as they are alive.
Mom still remembers that she was away on business for a few days and asked Dad to take the girls out to play. Lv Long'er stayed at home and didn't want to go out, but Lv Ling'er was very lively and was taken by her father to play table tennis.
But Dad thought it was too tiring to keep picking up the balls, so he took a coal ball and said, Ling'er, this ping-pong ball is dirty, go wash it and we can continue playing. After we're done, Dad will take you to have barbecue!
Then Xiao Ling'er happily washed coal briquettes for the entire afternoon.
Dad was even more happy and sat next to me and drank afternoon tea.
Of course, in the end, Dad still took his daughter to have barbecue, so Xiao Ling'er felt that it was a really fulfilling day.
Later, the mother learned about this and silently took a piece of soap and said to the child’s father, “Actually, this is also a ping-pong ball. If you can’t wash it clean today, I will break your fishing rod!”
So Mr. Lu also spent a fulfilling day...
So now, Mom didn't expect Dad to notice anything at all.
I'm afraid that when the day comes when both daughters bring boyfriends, and the boyfriend is the same person, their father will realize the seriousness of the problem.
——Mom guessed right.
Lu Long'er was indeed very happy today.
This kind of happiness is visible to the naked eye, like a bird returning to its nest, a cat seeing fresh fish, or a Husky seeing a brand new, intact sofa. Every move represents a renovation plan of at least five figures.
Even Lu Ling'er noticed that something was wrong with her sister - she asked her sister for the bag of potato chips in the room, and her sister actually gave it to her with a smile.
It was so carefree that even the foodie girl suspected that the potato chips were poisoned.
No matter what her family thought, Lu Long'er sat down at the computer on time at about one o'clock in the afternoon.
And looked at the dialog box for two hours.
Of course, this is an exaggeration.
The general process is that as soon as the screen is turned on, Lu Long'er can't wait to open Penguin, click on a pen avatar, switch to the input method and start typing.
Then...she looked at the time.
13:12
I looked at the time they spent playing together yesterday.
15:02
"He said 'old time'..." Miss Slug thought, "Would it be bad if I disturbed him in advance?"
Thinking of this, she silently deleted her line of words and placed the mouse pointer on the "×" in the upper right corner of the chat box.
After thinking about it, he silently moved two spaces to the left and placed it on the “—”.
Click.
Hide the interface.
And then... Lu Long'er experienced the most anticipated, most torturous, and longest two hours in her life so far.
No matter what she is doing, whether she is watching videos, writing guides, or playing games.
As long as there is a little bit of "space" when doing these things.
She would silently switch out of the chat box, take a look, and switch back.
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