"So what's going on?" Li Hua asked quietly.
Jiang Mu whispered, "I've told enough lies to escape from somewhere before, and I've deceived enough girls, so... forget it, you won't understand even if I tell you."
He curled his lips: "Just think of it as me not wanting to fall in love too early... Don't worry, when I turn 18, I will definitely ask you to be my strategist when I chase a girlfriend."
Li Hua thought, are you serious?
Be your military advisor? Me?
Do you really think you can make it to eighteen and still be single?
If someone like you has to wait until you are 18 to find a girlfriend, what do you think the single guys who see this sentence will think?
He thought for a moment and said, "The place you are talking about is not a gigolo parlor... You are actually so poor."
Jiang Mu: "..."
Should I just beat him unconscious?
The two of them returned to their seats as if nothing had happened.
The head teacher was an adult man in his thirties with thick hair and wearing plain glasses. He looked very bookish and easy to talk to. He had the unique temperament of a scholar that junior and senior high school girls would like very much.
He said with a smile: "Hello, students. I am your Chinese teacher and also the head teacher of Class 1. My last name is Qin, but it doesn't matter. You can just call me Teacher Qin.
I think I’m a pretty easy-going person, so if you have any difficulties, you can always come to my office. My office is at the end of the corridor…”
"Can we talk about some private things?" A precocious junior high school girl raised her hand.
"I suggest you ask your English teacher about this." Teacher Qin said, "Ms. Zhang is a mature and intellectual woman. In addition to her excellent education, she is also happy to answer your questions..."
"But I just want to ask you, teacher." The girl insisted.
"Um... then you have to ask your English teacher first."
"why?"
"Because she is my wife, she has two advantages. The first advantage is that she can eat three steamed buns in one meal; the second advantage is that she likes to vent her anger on me."
The girl sat down silently.
Her long teenage crush ended in less than thirty seconds.
Jiang Mu leaned against Li Hua's desk silently, "Is this true?"
"There are truths and lies." Li Hua controls the school's intelligence network.
Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it seemed that Teacher Qin was just joking.
"The truth is, the English teacher can actually eat four steamed buns in one meal, and she can run faster than our head teacher in high heels," said Li Hua.
"..."
Jiang Mu was silent for a few seconds: "I have reason to suspect that the two teachers' wedding style is more classical."
"A phoenix wearing a cloud crown?"
"A little older."
"How ancient can it be?"
"The man said to the woman, 'Girl, smile for me.' The woman smiled, hit him on the head with a stick, dragged him into the cave, and the next day they were husband and wife."
Li Hua: "...Isn't this a bit too ancient and classic?"
Teacher Qin suddenly turned his gaze over.
"The two students over there are whispering to each other... yes, you two boys."
He smiled gently: "Perhaps you haven't gotten over the afterglow of summer vacation yet, but it doesn't matter, you can release your extra desire to talk on the podium... Can you please come up and give a brief introduction of yourselves?"
Jiang Mu blinked, "Really?"
Li Hua also blinked: "Are you sure?"
"Yes, don't be shy, tell me about your personality and what you like, just express yourself freely." Teacher Qin said kindly, "Quick, quick, please come up... Hmm? Principal?"
He suddenly saw the cleaning lady and principal passing by the door.
The principal was leaning on the window and watching secretly. When he heard that he had been discovered, he coughed lightly.
"I'm just here to check the situation, don't mind me."
"……OK."
Teacher Qin looked strange.
Why did the principal look at me with such pity?
The principal thought it was nonsense. Even the dean of studies didn’t dare to let the two of them speak on the podium at the same time.
Not only do you dare, but you also dare to let them play freely?
I respect you as a man.
Regardless, the two of them were already standing on the podium.
Jiang Mu cleared his throat: "Ahem, hello everyone."
"Hello everyone." Li Hua also said.
"He is Li Hua, Muzi Li, the flashy Hua."
"He is Jiang Mu, the surname of Shennong, which means "a monkey in a human form."
Teacher Qin suddenly had a very ominous premonition.
"As the saying goes, summer goes and autumn comes, and the heat of summer ends and the fire dies down." Jiang Mu said, "On this happy day at the end of summer vacation, we gather together..."
"Wait a minute, why is it a big wedding day? Why are we all gathered together?" Li Hua said, "Where is the joy and happiness?"
"Oh, indeed, that can't be said." Jiang Mu suddenly realized.
"That's right..."
"It's still unlucky to see you."
"Oh! Is this the same thing?" Li Hua said, "I'm saying that I'm not happy about the start of school."
"Not happy enough?"
“Not happy enough.”
"Why are you unhappy?"
"Of course..." Li Hua paused, "No, you are the funny one, isn't this your word?"
There were a few laughs from the audience.
Teacher Qin: "..."
He couldn't laugh, tears welled up in his stomach.
The principal was actually very wise and powerful for once.
He did begin to regret it.
Teacher Qin suddenly remembered who these two people were.
Once during the summer vacation, the dean of studies held a meeting and specifically pointed out some problem students in the school to the teachers.
The photos of other problem students are all normal, and they appear to be unruly and disobedient in all kinds of ways.
These two are different.
The two men had bright smiles and looked harmless. The photo had white text on a blue background, the same color scheme as the wanted criminals.
At that time, a new unlucky person questioned what these two students had done wrong? They were targeted by you, the director! Didn’t they look like good students in my photos?
The dean of teaching was very impressed and said quickly, "Great! I like teachers like you who are not afraid of death... and are not afraid of hardships! In this case, these two people will be handed over to you this year!"
The unfortunate teacher Qin was full of confidence. He thought that no matter what kind of problem students they were, he would definitely use love to influence them, turn them back on the right track, and make them become pillars of the country!
Of course, he also had doubts, that is, why did these two people have such high scores? Where were the problem students?
Can problem students have the patience to study?
Now Teacher Qin knows—there is indeed no problem with these two people’s grades.
Because apart from their grades, they have problems everywhere.
Teacher Qin watched expressionlessly as the two of them performed an impromptu crosstalk on the stage. The performance was full of ups and downs, brilliant writing, constant jokes and many golden sentences.
If you put it outside the school gate, you will be rewarded with dozens of dollars no matter how high or low it is.
The classroom atmosphere was extremely lively and the laughter seemed to lift the roof off.
"Ahem." Teacher Qin coughed lightly, "Students, how about you go downstairs and have a drink of water first?"
Jiang Mu smiled cheerfully and said, "You're too polite, teacher. We're not thirsty."
"You may not be thirsty, but you will get tired if you talk for a long time!"
Li Hua also laughed heartily and said, "Teacher, you are too polite again. We are not tired either."
"...Okay, okay, but time is limited. Everyone still wants to go back to the dormitory and rest early, right?"
The students gave the teacher face and said one after another: "One more!"
"Yes, yes, yes, one more!"
Teacher Qin: "..."
The good news is that these two students must have very good Chinese grades and they don’t need to teach them too much.
The bad news is that he has begun to not want to teach these two students.
After much persuasion, the two powerful villains were finally sent away.
Teacher Qin shouted "get out of class dismissed" with a tired look and dismissed the class.
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After casually saying goodbye to Li Hua, Jiang Mu yawned and considered whether to take a nap on the lawn.
I just happened to earn some extra money outside the school gate, so I went to the cafeteria to have a good meal at noon... Oh, I have to be careful to avoid Lu Ling'er.
He did it as he thought. He found a place under the shade of a tree and lay down. As soon as he closed his eyes, he felt a pair of cold hands covering his face.
The girl lowered her voice deliberately.
"Guess~ guess~ who I am?"
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"Guess~ guess~ who I am?"
"You are...Shaforin?"
"...Although I don't understand, I always feel that what you said is very interesting." The girl complained, "Guess again."
She smiled and said, "Or do you know so many girls who would ask you this question that you don't dare to mention their names casually?"
"It doesn't matter if you guess, but can you give me the pen back before you guess?" Jiang Mu said, "You may not believe it, but that pen is quite precious."
"Eh? Sorry, sorry, I just..."
The girl was suddenly stunned, "...wait?"
Looking down, the young man smiled.
His expression was as hateful as a dolphin that had just splashed water on someone's face.
"What's wrong, classmate Ella?" Jiang Mu said, "Is there anything wrong?"
The vision is restored.
It is indeed Miss Black Swan.
Small leather boots, short skirt, and long stockings, she looks out of place and self-admiring.
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