Of course it doesn't matter in your own room, but it's a bit too advanced at school...
And until then.
Lu Linger, who seldom chats on her mobile phone, suddenly realized what was going on.
She poked her head over with great interest, like a little turtle seeing food.
"Me, me, me, it's my turn!" it said on that delicate face.
Her expression at this moment was like a dumb person who went to beg, and someone took two coins from her broken bowl.
I was so anxious that I almost spoke out.
Jiang Mu pushed the notebook over naturally.
The rustling sound of writing immediately rang out.
【Xiao Long Bao: I, I, I am Xiao Long Bao! 】
Different from her sister's handwriting, Lu Ling'er's handwriting is free and unconventional. When she picks up the pen, it's like a dancing rooster, and when she writes, it's like a fierce dog hunting.
Speaking human language is like a chicken scratching a dog.
Jiang Mu squinted his eyes and took a long time to understand.
【Fountain Pen: ...Why don't we kick her out of the group chat? This word is too eye-catching. 】
Lu Long'er thought that since her sister took such good care of her on a daily basis, she should at least help explain it for the sake of those good memories.
She recalled the potato chips that were stolen from her, the ice cream that was half licked, the popsicle that her mother clearly bought ten but Lu Ling'er only gave her one and secretly nibbled a piece of it, and the marshmallows that she had never been able to get.
Lu Long'er found that she had no good memories between herself and her sister.
She wrote a line of words fiercely, and her resentment was revealed on the back of the paper.
【Snail: I agree.】
【Xiao Long Bao: Wow, Long Er, you are like this too! ! ! ! QAQ】
【Snail: It’s a snail.】
[Xiao Long Bao: To be honest, I always think the name snail is a bit weird, why don’t you call it steamed dumplings, preferably with meat filling (??﹃??)]
Lu Long'er's eyes looked as if she wanted to chop some foodie into meat stuffing on the spot and then wrap it in dumpling skins.
She thought for two seconds and wrote a line.
【“Xiao Long Bao” has been removed from the chat group by the administrator “Snail”. 】
Lu Linger: “…”
what?
Jiang Mu: "..."
Good guy, can you still play like this?
Also, when did you become an administrator?
Have you asked me, the group leader, for my opinion?
As I was complaining, a note was suddenly handed to me from the right.
Turning around, I saw Lu Linger's indignant and aggrieved face.
【Pull me back quickly! 】
Jiang Mu: "..."
He inexplicably felt a dialog box appear in front of him.
The person in the box that says "Xiaolongbao" has initiated a private message to you.
...Have you accepted this setting so quickly?
If she says she will move you out, then you will really be moved out, right?
【“Xiao Long Bao” has been invited to join the group by group owner “Gan Bi”. 】
Pause, then start writing again.
【“Xiao Long Bao” has been appointed as an administrator by group owner “Gan Bi”. 】
...Let me buy some insurance to avoid a fight between the two of them and blood splashing all over me.
Since everyone is a manager, there won’t be any weird operations.
Then Jiang Mu saw Lu Ling'er touching her ponytail with a malicious smile, like a big orange cat coveting a can of sardines.
[“Xiaolongbao” has changed the username of “Snail” to “Zhengjiao”. ]
Jiang Mu: “……?”
Lu Longer: “???”
Seeing that the slug girl was about to go berserk, Jiang Mu hurriedly pulled back the notebook... Oh, the chat group.
[Group owner "Ganbi" has changed the username of "Zhengjiao" to "Snail". ]
[Group owner "Fountain Pen" has turned off the option "Administrators can modify group member usernames." ]
…Forget it, we can’t just let these two sisters fight each other.
I have to guide the topic a little.
Otherwise, if these two get emotional, the three of us will have to stand outside the door and reflect.
As a reliable adult male, Jiang Mu felt that he had sacrificed too much.
[Pen: What flavor of tea eggs do you want to eat? @小隆包]
...Well, Pen classmate actually enjoyed it quite a lot.
Lu Ling'er really took the bait.
[Xiao Long Bao: It turns out that tea eggs come in different flavors o(?Д?)っ! ]
[Fountain Pen: The rough classification can be sweet and salty, but the detailed classification is too much... The taste level will also change with the different tea leaves. I just happened to be researching this recently. ]
Jiang Mu was not talking nonsense, he was indeed studying cooking skills, or to be more precise, he was studying how to cook.
In a few days he was going to Jingyun Private Kitchen to learn some tips, which was the restaurant where he met Ji Guochang that day... The food there was really good.
For the sake of his newly adopted elder brother and godfather Ji Guochang, as long as he is polite, he should be able to learn a thing or two from him.
As for the reason for learning this...it's for Her Royal Highness the Princess.
In the author's writing, a character's ending is always more or less "romantic and fatalistic".
For example, a deceiver dies because of sincerity, a witch dies because of true love, a tyrant dies because of kindness, and a fisherman dies because of the Air Force.
In such a "story line", the meals prepared by this "savior" will most likely be the most important part of the recovery of anorexia patients.
Of course, this is just speculation.
Of course it would be best if you can use it, but even if you can't, it's always good to have multiple skills.
How do you say that?
Having many prostitutes is not a burden.
【Xiao Long Bao: Can I have all of them? (???)】
【Fountain Pen: Don’t give up your dreams. 】
[Snail: Continue sleeping! ]
【Fountain Pen: There is everything in dreams. 】
[Snail: If you don’t wake up, you will be dead forever! ]
Jiang Mu and Lu Long'er high-fived quietly under the table.
The chain is successful.
Lu Linger always felt that her sister's expression at this moment looked very familiar.
She held her cheek and thought for a long time, then suddenly realized.
Ah yes.
When I called her to eat, she stared at the computer screen with this expression.
She seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and wanted to say something but stopped, as if even her eyes were speaking.
Quite cute.
Just at this time, Lu Long'er was called up to answer questions and write on the blackboard.
【Xiao Long Bao: Pen, I want to ask you something.】
Jiang Mu replied immediately.
[Fountain Pen: I can’t possibly treat you to all the flavors of tea eggs, so give up.]
Lu Linger: “…”
She felt insulted.
Am I that kind of person?
I just want half at most, okay?
Thirty percent is fine too!
Lu Ling'er thought angrily.
[Xiao Long Bao: It’s not about this. I just want to ask, during the summer vacation, will you chat with Long Er (crossed out) Snail online? ]
[Fountain Pen: That’s true. I was playing a game... What’s wrong? ]
【Xiao Long Bao: It’s nothing, it’s you after all. 】
【Xiao Long Bao: Could you please talk to her more?】
[Fountain Pen: Please, I can’t say. I was in a good mood chatting with her... But why did you suddenly ask for this? ]
【Xiao Long Bao: Ah, because she becomes very lively when chatting with you. 】
[Xiao Long Bao: For example, one time I called her to eat, and when I walked in I saw her rolling around with her stuffed bear. She even fell off the bed and hit her head. She cried and laughed for four or five minutes.]
After answering the question, the slug girl glanced at the chat history: "..."
Is it illegal to bury your own sister alive?
NO.10 When your note is read publicly
Lu Long'er had fantasized more than once that it would be great if this world was a huge game.
Swords and magic, guns and bullets, warriors drew their swords and roared, and mages chanted in a low voice.
But there has never been a time that made her look forward to it more than this time.
Because if this is really a game world, Lu Long'er can throw that foodie down from the third floor right now.
Take a resurrection scroll.
Throw it down again.
Repeat! One! Hundred! Times!!!
The slug girl used a pen to black out the chat records related to her dark history, thinking hatefully.
Otherwise, Lu Long'er would be a good girl.
She could have just torn up the entire chat history, but she chose to black out that line of words bit by bit.
[Administrator Snail has withdrawn a message]
He even added this sentence.
Jiang Mu really wanted to say that the administrator could not remove the administrator's message.
But he didn't dare to say...
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