"You are so hypocritical and you want to steal things. How noble do you really think you are?"
The two of them argued in this tone for two minutes, and it ended with Li Hua's defeat - he had just run back and had no time to drink water, and his throat was dry and smoking.
"Hmph, vulnerable."
Jiang Muzhi sat back in his seat with a proud look on his face, recalled the previous topic, and looked at Lu Long'er.
"You actually attended the class."
"Hehe, that's amazing."
"That's amazing." Jiang Mu praised, "How did you do that?"
"It's very simple. Just pay a little attention to it."
Lu Long'er held her chin with her hand, her tone unusually confident.
"Before, when we played games together, I had to observe the monsters' movements, observe your status, calculate the cumulative values of the monsters' various abnormal statuses, and calculate your buff time. Finally, I had to memorize the map...ah, and remind you to avoid attacks.
Now I just listen to the lectures while chatting, it’s not that difficult.”
Jiang Mu: "..."
Awesome.
He turned his head and looked at the foodie girl:
"What about you? Can you do two things at once?"
Lu Ling'er thought about it seriously for two seconds.
"Can I eat two xiao long bao in one bite?"
Probably, two seconds of silence.
Jiang Mu turned back and said, "Let's silence her."
Lu Long'er nodded vigorously.
Foodie girl: “?”
[The group owner has lifted the ban on all members]
【Xiao Long Bao has been banned from posting for seven days by the group owner.】
[Snail: Sprinkle flowers! ]
[Snail: ?★, :*:?( ̄▽ ̄)/?:*?°★*]
Foodie girl: “????”
===
===
Time is like toilet paper when you have diarrhea, it always disappears when you are not paying attention.
That day, after Jiang Mu watched the drama "Father and Father", he watched another light-hearted daily drama.
The general content is that a certain boy enrolled in the school and met a weak girl, who was surrounded by four or five bad students. He attacked her in anger, fighting against many people alone... He failed to win, but fortunately he had long legs, so he grabbed the girl's hand and ran away. From then on, he lived a happy life where she poured water for him when he played basketball, handed him paper when he wiped his sweat, and someone covered for him when he ate snacks in class.
Later, after the two had been dating for three years, the boyfriend was beaten up by thugs from outside the school. The more he endured it, the angrier he got. But when he took a step back, the more he felt at a disadvantage. So he asked two or three of his friends to raid the place in the middle of the night. As a result, when he arrived at the place, he found a few familiar faces - the ones who surrounded his girlfriend a few years ago.
One of the new young men was very arrogant: "Our boss is doing something, everyone please leave!"
The boyfriend finally broke through and went in to see that his girlfriend was kicking the target in her high heels.
The young man's voice could be heard from outside: "Do you know who my boss is? You're in trouble! You're in big trouble!"
The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.
The girlfriend smiled weakly: "...I said I don't know them, dear, do you believe me?"
My boyfriend believes it in his heart, why shouldn’t I believe it?
Even if I don't believe in our years of relationship, I have to believe in the bloodstains on your high heels.
The movie ends with the young couple going to the police station together - fortunately, no injuries above minor ones were caused, and it did not constitute intentional injury.
Jiang Mu: "..."
In your world, does even a legal education movie have to be so dramatic?
After watching two movies, I got two props.
What a coincidence, it’s still the same series.
===
Name: [Confucius Temple Blessing] Eraser Series (4.5*1.7cm)
Set: Poor students have more stationery (2/3)
Quality: Purple Excellent
Type: props
Durability: 2*1cm/day
Effect: All the functions that an eraser should have
description:
【Brain: "Go, dig a hole in the eraser."
Hand: “Why?”
Brain: "Never mind, just dig, and don't forget to draw something."
Hand: “Why is that?”
Brain: “Never mind, just draw.”]
——The above is the death report of Rubber No. 114514.
===
Name: [Confucius Temple Blessing] Series Smartphone
Set: Poor students have more stationery (3/3)
Quality: Golden Legend
Type: props
Durability: Infinite (fake)
effect:
[Ultimate Stationery]——It comes with all the current question-searching software on the market, and does not require VIP (does not occupy memory)
[Anti-loss system] - Every day at 00:00 in your time zone, it will automatically appear at the location you set in advance. This function can be turned on or off.
[Keep a clear name in this world]——This phone can delete browser history at will.
Description: The phone is initially a battery and can be transformed into any smartphone sold on the market at will. The parameters are the same as the standard parameters, and the interval between each change is at least half a year.
ps: "In order to prevent this item from causing an unnatural technological explosion in the current world line, I have put a technological blockade on my phone."
ps2: "Friendly reminder, the so-called 'natural development' refers to the technological explosion that fits the style of the world.
For example, you pick up a gifted homeless girl from the street, take good care of her, give her warm meals and close-fitting clothes, give her pity and love, freedom and dignity, and tell her that your biggest dream is to go back to the past, then spend all your money to open a laboratory, and finally find someone to dismember you and throw your body in front of her.
Then you can wait for the time machine to appear, and maybe there will be a byproduct like a timeline shock weapon or something."
===
Jiang Mu: "..."
Are you sure that technology is the only thing that will explode?
Jiang Mu felt that the world here was pretty good to him.
There is no need to repay kindness with enmity.
...Looking at it from a bright side, I finally got an item that meets the quality of "Golden Legend".
This phone is good, I use it.
[You have collected the set "Poor Student Stationery" series (3/3)]
[Your current main occupation is "Author (World Line)", and you are searching for skills that match this occupation...]
[You obtain the skill "The margin of a poor student"! ]
Title: The surplus of the poor student
Type: Active Skill
Quality: Purple Excellent
Number of uses: 3/3
Use occasion: [Miracle Transaction] effective period
Effect: In the final judgment phase of [Miracle Deal], you can specify a judgment criterion to fix its excitement level at 0%
Description: Today's class can be postponed as much as possible, and tomorrow's class will be discussed tomorrow.
===
===
In the afternoon, before class.
A pen was viciously poked on the table, drawing from top to bottom.
"What is this?" Jiang Mu asked with a question mark face.
"I'm so disappointed in you guys... You guys! You actually muted me for the entire morning!"
Lu Linger's expression at this moment was as if she was looking at a black-hearted boss who gave her less than half a dough stick. "It's time to draw a line."
"……so?"
"So from now on, you are not allowed to cross this 38th parallel." Lu Ling'er was furious, "until my ban on speaking is lifted!"
"Unless you can lift my ban...you are not allowed to come here even once!"
The foodie girl spoke in a firm tone.
Jiang Mu thought about it and took out a bag of dried fish from under the desk.
Pass it over.
The foodie girl's tone remained firm:
"Unless you can lift my ban, you can only come here once!"
Jiang Mu: "..."
I don't think you're that determined.
Lu Ling'er happily tore the packaging.
Whether it is firm or not, the 38th parallel is there.
That white line is like the boundary between Chu and Han, sacred and not allowed to be invaded by anyone.
"Jiang Mu, Jiang Mu, how do we do this problem?"
The sacred white line that no one could invade was passed through by Lu Linger with half of her body.
"Let x be here and use this formula."
Jiang Mu glanced sideways and said, "Also, you crossed the line."
"It doesn't matter. I just used the opportunity to cross the line just now."
"…If I remember correctly, that opportunity wasn't mine."
Lu Linger blinked in grievance: "We are desk mates. One day of desk mate means a hundred days of grace, okay?"
Jiang Mu: "..."
...Forget it. I'm too lazy to bother with that little girl.
There is no need to cherish this opportunity that can be exchanged for a bag of dried fish.
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