Dr. Wen complained, "If it weren't for the help of the female English teacher, they wouldn't even have obtained the consent of the girl who was confessed to in advance... What a careless bunch of guys."
"Men are always like this." Jiang Mu said.
"Yes, men are always like this. They forget some things completely, but remember some details very clearly. No matter how many years have passed, they always seem to remember them vividly."
Jiang Mu's heart moved.
The gentle doctor opposite finally revealed his intention to ask him to come over, which seemed to be a question but not a real question, but with a hint of meaning.
"...Ah, I was discovered after all."
Dr. Wen immediately noticed the change in Jiang Mu.
In this world of psychotherapy, there is a "principle of speaking out."
That is, if you want the patient to confide in you, you'd better also let him feel the satisfaction of being confided in, because people are like this, they will only tell things to "completely unrelated strangers" or "people who have a certain understanding of the matter."
For this reason, many psychologists are born novelists. If they don't want their privacy to be pried into by various mental illnesses, they have to create several or even dozens of personalities for themselves to "exchange" with their patients in order to ensure that the treatment process can proceed smoothly.
Some extremely outstanding doctors can even make up a decent "past" in a few seconds, which is logically self-consistent and fascinating, and occasionally mixed with some fantasy, Western fantasy and science fiction styles.
After all, it is difficult to guarantee that in the patient's fantasy, he himself is a lich, a Mahayana monk, or a galactic warrior on an expedition to the Trisolaran planet...
Dr. Wen was particularly bad at this. He had never been able to lie since he was a child, so he could only shamefully "exchange" his real experiences, but he was discovered on the spot.
He took a sip of coffee helplessly, "I have tried my best to let this process pass imperceptibly... As expected, even though I have tried my best to learn, I am still far behind some of my predecessors."
Jiang Mu smiled and said, "Don't blame you, doctor. It's my talent."
"talent?"
"Yes, it's a talent that has been with me for a long time." Jiang Mu said, "Sometimes, I subconsciously understand what attitude I should use towards different people and what words I should say."
Doctor Wen exclaimed: "With your talent, you will be invincible as a gigolo!"
Jiang Mu: "..."
"…Ahem, sorry, sorry, you shouldn't say this to teenagers. I'm sorry, I'll reflect on it." Doctor Wen handed over a small cookie, "This is an apology."
"It's okay, it's fine, it's good to relax a little, just think of me as precocious." Jiang Mu said, "I'm not that sensitive and fragile teenager."
"Of course you are not. You are neither sensitive nor fragile. On the contrary, you are playful and determined, cheerful and kind. I am so glad that I am a psychologist in this school instead of a student, otherwise girls will be attracted to you." Doctor Wen said sincerely, "In that case, I can only think of a way to see if I can get a few people to beat you up."
"...I think our topic doesn't need to be so relaxed." Jiang Muxu narrowed his eyes, "It's not good to fall in love early, really."
"Indeed, judging from logic, love in adolescence is likely just a momentary impulse. People at this age are not very rational, and if they fall in love again, I'm afraid they really have no IQ left."
Doctor Wen paused, "But the facts also prove that people's love at this time is often the most sincere and lasting. Childhood sweethearts, accompanying each other until old age, is really a beautiful thing."
Jiang Mu rolled his eyes and didn't refute.
After all, what Dr. Wen said was right.
What else can Jiang Mu say? Say that this is actually the characteristic of your world?
In the place before him, there was still gray between black and white, and there was still human world between heaven and hell.
The most broken relationship in the world is that of a young couple who got married in a flash and then divorced at the speed of light two months later. Seven months later, the woman became pregnant and gave birth. The two fought each other in court to prove that their relationship was not in harmony. After the man paid a large sum of child support, he found out that the child had no blood relationship with him at all.
If there is any profession more magical than a psychologist treating a mental patient, it would only be a lawyer in court.
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, Jiang Mu, I'm not very skilled and this conversation failed." Doctor Wen scratched his head in distress, "I'm sorry for wasting your time."
"...I'm not that depressed." Jiang Mu said, "I'll just tell you what you want to hear. It's okay."
"Really?" Dr. Wen was full of surprise.
"real."
"So are you and Ella really going to perform Romeo and Juliet in a few days?"
Doctor Wen had a gossipy look on his face. "This has gone viral. At least seven people who came to my place today were amazed at how brave you are. Four people regretted not thinking of such a show. One person said it was definitely a fake show."
Jiang Mu: "... Let's not ask why you are so interested, teacher. Is the last person called Li Hua?"
"Um...is it inappropriate for me to reveal this?" Doctor Wen scratched his head.
"I will personally sponsor you a coffee machine later."
"Yes, and the first two too." Doctor Wen said decisively, "He first sighed that you were really brave, then regretted in front of me and said that he didn't have a girlfriend otherwise he would have played such a trick, and finally said that as your godfather, he guaranteed that his godson would definitely do the fake play for real."
"..."
Jiang Mu decided to move Li Hua's death date from tomorrow morning to tonight.
He had already thought of the report. The only son of a certain wealthy man died of suffocation in the middle of the night. There were marks on his neck. According to his best friend, the cause of death was suicide. As for the deceased's unpeaceful death, we should celebrate that a great scourge has been removed from the world.
"Haha, just kidding." Doctor Wen said with a smile, "I also want to get to the bottom of it right now, but the 'atmosphere' is not right... Physical injuries require a long time to heal, and the same is true for spiritual injuries. You have to be more careful, cautious, and gentle."
"You are a responsible doctor." Jiang Mu said sincerely.
"Haha, it's okay. I don't have much talent, so I can only work hard."
Doctor Wen said, "If you want, you can come and chat with me anytime. If you encounter anything uncomfortable or incomprehensible, you can come to me... However, for someone as strong-minded as Jiang Mu, you should rarely encounter such things."
He said gently: "But at least, I have free drinks and cookies here."
"Okay." Jiang Mu said.
“By the way, when will my coffee machine arrive?”
"…Send it over within three days."
"Thank you so much. To be honest, hand-grinding coffee sounds very high-end, but it's actually very tiring..."
Jiang Mu turned around and left...
Doctor Wen looked at the closed door and smiled silently.
When a qualified psychologist wants to see someone off, he or she certainly knows how to make the other person leave on their own initiative without asking for farewell.
He took a sip of coffee, waited patiently for a while, and suddenly spoke.
"As you can see... I'm really not a very skilled psychiatrist, but fortunately, he's a very reasonable child."
Doctor Wen sighed, "However, as a psychology teacher, I have to rely on students' active cooperation to continue the topic. It's really embarrassing."
The screen suddenly opened, revealing a pretty and tall girl.
"No." The girl said, "I took the initiative to ask for help. I am very grateful that you can take the time. Besides, I don't think you are incompetent, teacher."
"Haha, Ella-san, I'd be proud if you said that."
Doctor Wen laughed twice and slowly frowned.
"Student Jiang Mu's condition is...very strange."
"strangeness?"
"Well, since you are not in my field, you may not understand the concept." Doctor Wen said, "He is too...mature. Yes, that's the word. He is too mature."
"Isn't it good to be more mature?" Ella asked.
"Perhaps people who get along with him will feel good about it. After all, mature boys are always popular. That's why I said just now that boys like him will attract all the girls away."
Doctor Wen groaned, "But psychologically, this is not so good... Classmate Ella, you must have heard the saying 'Children of poor families grow up early'."
Without waiting for Ella's reply, he continued:
"In this society, money, as a circulating equivalent, is usually used to purchase 'other people's labor', and family poverty and lack of material conditions mean that the 'labor' purchased with money needs to be done by yourself... That's why you mature very early.
To put it simply, just like this cup of coffee, I don’t have a coffee machine, so I can only grind the coffee beans myself, and if I had one, I wouldn’t have to master the skill of ‘hand-grinding coffee’. ”
"The 'immaturity' of teenagers means 'the inability to do some things well', while what we call 'maturity' actually means 'having a safe way to deal with many things'.
One very obvious manifestation is in speaking. I am a psychologist, an 'elder', this is my 'home court', I know everything here, and whether I like it or not, as long as I enter this room, my 'status' has been determined.
Therefore, in order to avoid putting too much pressure on students, I often have to spend time trying to resolve this sense of disparity... But just now, Jiang Mu simply ignored it. "
Ella thought for a moment and said, "Maybe it's because his family is rich?"
Doctor Wen said, "Perhaps. These can indeed ignore the status of people, but the way of speaking is difficult to change. You can find that our conversation is very smooth, so smooth that it is like a novel from beginning to end."
Ella recalled: "Isn't this good?"
"Of course it's good." Doctor Wen smiled bitterly, "But I'm a psychiatrist, Ella. A conversation that flows too smoothly is like a firefighter going to put out a fire, only to find that there's nothing burning at all... This can only mean one thing, I'm in the 'wrong place'."
Ella was silent for a while, then suddenly said, "There's a reason for this."
"Can you tell me the reason?"
Ella shook her head, her tone firm.
"No, that's his secret. Even if I want to tell him, he can only tell him. I have an obligation to keep it secret for him, so no matter how much I care about him, I can't tell him."
She paused: "Many things cannot be offset by 'I care about him' or 'I am doing this for his own good'."
Doctor Wen rubbed his brows in distress.
He said, “That’s great.”
"...Teacher, your expression and your words are not in line with the script."
"No, I really look very distressed. If you don't tell me, I can only ask Jiang Mu myself little by little.
But I do think it’s great. Jiang Musheng is a very good kid, so he deserves a good girlfriend like you.”
Dr. Wen said, "I wish my girlfriend could be as reasonable as you, Ella... but she always acts like a child."
He was about to pick up the coffee and take a sip when he saw the girl's face start to turn red.
Ella slammed the table.
"Not a girlfriend."
"……Um?"
"No! It's! My! Girlfriend!"
Word by word.
Doctor Wen understood: "Oh... not your girlfriend yet?"
Ella subconsciously wanted to nod.
But I always feel that what the other party said is not right.
So she waved her hand: "This is not important!"
"I think it's actually quite important," Dr. Wen said sincerely, "I'm really looking forward to that drama... Although I know that Li Hua signed you up, you should know that if you really don't want to participate in that show, you can cancel it in advance."
"Since you didn't cancel it, it means..."
Ella slipped away.
He left so quickly that I didn't even have time to say goodbye.
Dr. Wen looked at the scene and took a sip of coffee.
“It’s good to be young when you should be young.”
"Then it's time for me to get off work."
He finished his coffee in one gulp, changed his clothes, and walked out the door.
When the footsteps fell again, they stepped on the carpet in front of the house.
As soon as he opened the door, a figure rushed towards him, hugged his neck like a raccoon, and kissed his cheek.
She was a woman of about thirty years old, with long hair, but her eyes sparkled with innocence and childishness.
She said seriously and solemnly: "You are half an hour late today!"
"Ah, I was delayed because of something." Doctor Wen smiled gently, "As an apology, I bought you some cookies."
"Wow!" The woman's eyes sparkled. "Thank you! You're the best!"
After a pause, he said, "But you're still half an hour late, and you haven't said sorry yet!"
"Seems to be."
Doctor Wen scratched his head sheepishly, "I'm sorry."
"Hey, then I forgive you."
"Yeah." Doctor Wen said softly, "...I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry, I only have to say it once!"
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