After modification, enter the love game

[Dad: Oh, it’s not a big deal… Just a few days ago, someone in China called me and told me that I was signed up for another blind date show.]

[Dad: So I immediately finished what I was doing and prepared to fly back overnight to give you a beating... Unfortunately, the plane ticket was sold out, which was a bit regretful.]

"..."

Otherwise, I should use a miracle to give myself a shield first.

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"Regret? I don't have anything particularly regretful." Li Hua scratched his head. "Why did you come here in the middle of the night just to ask this?"

"It's okay, nothing's wrong now."

Jiang Mu laughed, "...You will have it soon."

He blocked the bedroom door, produced a climbing rope out of thin air, and grinned grimly.

"I asked you to report the program to me incorrectly!!!"

——After a good beating, I feel refreshed.

Jiang Mu came down from upstairs and met Li Hua's mother.

"Xiao Jiang, are you here to play with Xiao Hua again?" Mother Li said enthusiastically, "Have you had dinner yet?"

"Not yet, how about you, sister?"

"Oh, I've told you so many times to call me auntie." Aunt Li couldn't stop smiling.

"No, no, no, I really want to call you sister. You are more like a sister than my own sister."

Jiang Mu said sincerely, "From now on, we will talk about our own affairs. You call me Xiao Jiang, and I call you sister. Your son is my son!"

Li Hua, who just went out, said: "..."

I see, you make your point quite clearly, don't you?

"I think you should just call me Auntie," said Li Hua.

"I'm talking to my sister. Is it your turn to speak?" Jiang Mu glanced sideways.

"That's right. Look at how good Xiao Jiang is at talking. He's nothing like you, not doing your job properly."

Mother Li also glanced sideways.

"Have you memorized the text, finished your homework, and prepared for tomorrow's lesson?"

Li Hua: "..."

As a genius, he has basically never experienced topics like "other people's children".

Let other children experience this.

This situation lasted until he met Jiang Mu, who was even more talented than him...

Now it seems that Jiang Mu is indeed a good brother and is completely unwilling to be Li Hua's "other people's child".

This guy wants to be someone else's foster father.

Considering that it is not easy to curse in front of his own mother, Li Hua chose to say nothing.

He glanced at Jiang Mu and thought to himself, you just wait for me.

Tomorrow I will arrange for a foreign theater troupe that has been performing Shakespeare's operas for more than ten years to fly over and accompany you on the day of the school anniversary.

Oh, and I need to find someone to help me write an English letter.

Pick a random lucky middle school student to help, they will be willing.

"By the way, Xiao Jiang, you said you haven't eaten yet?" Aunt Li said seriously, "That won't do. You're still growing. Come on, I'll take you to eat."

Li Hua: "..."

Mom, calm down.

This person can call a fifty-year-old woman "sister" without batting an eyelid, and can call a ten-year-old boy "uncle" without getting upset. His level of deception is extremely high.

You can't even trust the punctuation marks he says.

The most important thing is, if you really acknowledge me as your younger brother, my generational status will be determined!

Jiang Mu thought about it and realized that this was not his first time here.

Li Hua often eats at the Shennong clan's land.

The younger generations of the two families have a good relationship, and the elders also have some interactions.

So, it’s no big deal to be treated to a meal here.

Then Jiang Mu heard Li's mother say, "It's just right. I'm going out to have dinner with my friends. Their daughter is about your age. You're so good at talking. Hurry up and charm that little girl. It would be best if you can charm two girls at once. Who let those two bitches brag to me all day about the benefits of raising daughters..."

Jiang Mu suddenly felt that there was no need to go out for this meal.

Only by being self-reliant can we have enough food and clothing.

"...Well, sister, I suddenly remembered that I haven't memorized the five English texts assigned by the teacher today. I'm leaving now!"

"Leaving now?"

"Yes, yes." Li Hua laughed secretly, "Why are you shy? Let's go have a meal together!"

Mother Li turned her head and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"Forehead……"

"You and Xiao Jiang are in the same class, so your homework must be the same. Have you memorized your English text?"

"This……"

"What is this? Go now and come back for me to check! Remember, five articles!"

"..."

Jiang Mu, you bastard, are trying to trick me again before you leave!

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"Regret?" Ji Suyi tilted her head and thought for a while, "Yes."

"If it's world peace or something, then there's no need to talk about it."

"…Why do I feel like you asked this question to so many people?"

Stunned by the question, Jiang Mu held his forehead with his hand, with an expression as if he couldn't bear to recall the past.

Her Royal Highness the Princess looked at him for a while, her eyes as clear as moonlight:

"If there is, it's probably anorexia at this time."

"You don't have to worry about this." Jiang Mu was confident. "I'm handling this matter. I'll cure you if I say so. Have faith in me. A man's words are like nails embedded in a board."

"I didn't worry about it, and I didn't doubt you," she said. "My regret is that if I was really destined to get sick, why didn't I get it sooner."

Jiang Mu didn't react.

Seeing the young man showing such a rare confused expression, like a roe deer that had hit its head against a tree, Ji Suyi couldn't help laughing.

He always seemed to know everything, but now that he encountered something he didn't understand, his expression was of course funny.

When you encounter something funny, you should laugh. This is what the psychologist told her.

What a beautiful smile! After the body became a little plump, the skinny puppet was filled with new vitality.

The paleness on her face still existed, but there seemed to be a hint of healthy redness, as if pure white jade was mixed with crimson rouge, so beautiful that it was breathtaking.

"You said before that my meeting you was a kind of 'fate', that God felt that someone like me shouldn't wither away so quietly and pitifully."

Ji Suyi said, "So I feel really sorry. If only I had known this fate earlier, if only I had gotten sick earlier and been admitted here, if only... I had met you earlier."

"It's not too late now." Jiang Mu said.

"Yes, it's not too late, but I just want it to be earlier, even earlier. It would be best if Shennong and Xuanyuan could have an exchange meeting when we just learn to walk."

Ji Suyi's tone was ethereal and intoxicated, as if such a thing was really happening and the memory was still there.

"There are many children my age in my family, but there is only you in Shennongshi. You may not be able to see me, but I will definitely be able to find you... Then we got to know each other, and then, you took me to the places you mentioned, whether it was the tram tracks, the parks of the four seasons, the hillsides, the fireworks, or something else."

Ji Suyi tilted her head, "I used to be a girl who was easily led by the hand. You could take me away anytime you wanted...

Even if you lied to me and told me that the leaves would float up to the sky after they fell, I would probably stand there and crane my neck to watch for a whole day until the wind blew the leaves off.

She blinked at Jiang Mu, and her trembling eyelashes seemed to sweep across the young man's heart.

Jiang Mu thought for a moment: "That might not be a good idea."

"not too good?"

"Well, it's not very good," he said. "I can't tell you why, but it's definitely not very good."

——Because if that were the case, Ji Suyi might have satisfied the plot line of "a complete heroine".

Get to know each other, understand each other, and maybe even fall in love, and then wither away at the most blooming and brilliant moment.

A heroine either dies at the beginning of the story or at the end.

This is a trick the author often uses.

At that time, he had not yet unlocked the profession of [Author (World Line)]. Perhaps he could rely on his vague "speculation" to barely keep the girl alive, but the word "barely" was obviously hard to accept.

"…So, it's good like this now, at the right age, everything hasn't started yet, so nothing will end either."

Jiang Mu smiled, "In fact, I am working hard in this direction now. After I finish this event... Well, it should be okay to reveal this. Occasionally breaking the dimensional wall is one of the cute points of the character."

"After you recover, I...wait, don't say this casually, just pretend you didn't hear anything."

Ji Suyi felt that Jiang Mu was saying something she couldn't understand again.

"Then, come on."

Although she didn't understand, she was still willing to cheer for him.

Jiang Mu nodded: "Okay, I received your encouragement, I will increase my enthusiasm by 10, and my motivation will be greatly improved."

Ji Suyi blinked.

"Is this, a term from a game? I seem to have seen it in a book..."

She thought about it and said, "I saw a question and answer online before. It was probably asked by a girl. She said that there was a boy who was very good in every sense, but because school started, he didn't have much time to play games with her. She asked if this behavior was normal?

I remember that there were such contents in some books, so according to what was said in the books, I told her that this kind of behavior was that of a heartless person.

Um... so, he's an unfaithful man? I'm not sure, what do you guys think? "

Jiang Mu: "..."

Why does this sound so familiar?

It's probably an illusion.

Forget it, now that things have come to this, let’s eat first.

"What are we eating today?" Looking forward to it.

"Chow mein...actually I kind of wanted to eat chow mein, but they were sold out, so I could only order chow mein without bean sprouts."

"Don't you like bean sprouts?" The girl's expression was inexplicably serious.

"No, no, no, I'm not picky about food, but how should I put it... I can accept fried noodles, and I can accept eating fried bean sprouts, but I don't like to mix fried noodles and fried bean sprouts together."

"I see. I like girls who are purer."

"...Do we have to bring up this metaphor while we're having dinner?" Jiang Mu wondered, "You're making me sound like some perverted murderer who only kills girls and takes out their internal organs, and whose catchphrase is 'The most important thing in life is timing.'"

Ji Suyi couldn't help laughing, the kind of smile that she felt she shouldn't laugh but couldn't help, a little embarrassed.

This girl seems to be particularly easily amused by some wicked hell jokes.

She asked, "How much?"

"I added two eggs, so it's ten bucks... Wait, why are you asking that?"