"Flan is so smart! But if you want to hear my story, why don't you just tell me?"
That’s different!
Fran didn't say this out loud, she just chuckled.
.......
ps: I’m having a bit of a writer’s block…this will probably be the only update I’ll make today.
Volume 2: Chapter 193: Evil disciple, my master’s innocence has been ruined in your hands!
The next day....
When Luo Kong was sitting on the fishing platform as usual, happily spreading his love to the fishes, he heard the sound of an object moving through the air at high speed.
"Ding ding! Gensokyo's most dedicated reporter, Yumeimaru Fumi, is here!"
It seemed that when Wenwen was traveling in the sky, she happened to see Luo Kong sitting by the lake fishing. She immediately made a very handsome landing. When the dust settled, the person who appeared in front of Wenwen was Luo Kong, who had taken out a camera from somewhere and was taking pictures of her crazily with an admiring look on his face.
Wenwen seemed to be in a good mood today, but after seeing Luo Kong's actions, she felt a little embarrassed.
"Hey, I just came to say hello to you, Master. Why are you taking pictures of me like that?"
Luo Kong simply turned the camera around and showed her the captured pictures, which immediately ruined her good mood of the day.
All that was shown on the screen was Wenwen's figure flying at high speed in the air.
There's nothing weird about it, it's just...
I don’t know if it’s because Luo Kong’s hand speed and eyesight are good enough. Logically speaking, a normal person should not be able to see objects moving at high speed in the air.
But this guy saw it clearly, and not only did he see it clearly, he also took a picture of it.
Well...by the way, Wenwen is wearing her classic miniskirt today.
“Thank you for the treat!”
Luo Kong clasped his hands together and said something teasingly to Wenwen who had unknowingly distributed the benefits.
The latter gritted his teeth and looked at Luo Kong with a dark face.
"...Master, can I scold you?"
"Of course not. Do you understand why we should respect our teachers?"
The latter responded without any psychological burden, then threw the camera in his hand to Wenwen in front of him and gave her a lecture without any politeness.
"You are obviously stupid. Learn from Marisa. She at least wore safety pants when flying in the sky in a skirt!"
Wenwen took the camera and deleted the photos without hesitation, pouting in dissatisfaction.
"Do you think everyone has the same eyesight and hand speed as you, Master?"
She was very confident in her flying speed. Even if a big monster came, it might not be able to see her passing by, let alone a monster like Luo Kong who not only saw her but also took a picture of her.
Facing Wenwen's somewhat resentful look, Luo Kong remained calm and began to change the subject.
"Come to think of it, I haven't seen your news for a while. Did something happen?"
Fortunately, Wenwen is not the kind of person who would worry too much about such things, and he didn't take it seriously.
"Hehe, well, I just didn't deliver it to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. The news was still published as usual."
Reimu Maru smiled slightly awkwardly, his tone sounding somewhat guilty.
Luo Kong: “…”
Well, looking at her like this, I guess she has made herself the protagonist of gossip news again...
"It's just a little bit, it's really just a little bit, Master, please don't be angry...You don't have a good reputation among people anyway..."
"Don't you see who caused my bad reputation?"
Now it was Luo Kong's turn to gain the moral upper hand and he started to criticize Wenwen in front of him.
Before he even went to Renli, this guy arranged three front-page gossip news articles for him. With this level of publicity, it would be strange if he had a good reputation!
Wenwen, knowing that she was in the wrong, immediately lowered her head and tried to humbly accept the lesson, but she secretly pouted.
It's obvious that you, Master, taught me so well. She wrote the report according to your theory. What's wrong with that?
But on the surface, Wenwen still looked righteous.
"Master, you are blaming me wrongly. Although you have been reported in the news recently, there is absolutely no content that slanders your reputation. I promise!"
Although you, Master, have no reputation that can be defamed...
"Not only that, it is also because of my newspaper that you have gained a group of new fans among the people recently!"
"fan?"
Luo Kong looked confused.
What kind of weird stuff did this evil disciple publish that he has so many fans?
"Besides, the recent gossip about you, Master, was not written by me. It was posted by an anonymous person. It has nothing to do with me!"
Wenwen took out a newspaper from her pocket and began to explain.
It turns out that in order to expand the popularity, Wenwen recently reached a cooperation with Xiaoling of Suzunaan, and each newly edited issue of the newspaper will be sold at Suzunaan.
And because of this decision, Wenwen recently received a lot of gossip about her master from anonymous people in the security team in Suzunaian's mailbox... giving her a lot of material to write news.
"Hiss... I didn't expect there are people who are so idle... They even spread rumors about me..."
Humans are gossipy creatures, he had no doubt about that, but he didn't expect that someone would gossip about him.
Luo Kong took the newspaper with a skeptical look on his face and sighed, then began to read the latest gossip.
[That night, the leader Meihong pushed Luo Kong against the wall, raised her chin with her hand, and spoke in a domineering tone.]
[“Man, you’ve piqued my interest”]
"..."
After just reading two lines, Luo Kong suddenly fell silent...
Wenwen on the side spoke in a tone as if seeking credit.
"Look, I didn't lie, did I? Because of these news submissions, the security team members among me are asking me for the next issue of the newspaper every day! Isn't this completely turning them into your fans, big brother?"
Finally, Wenwen asked another question out of curiosity.
"By the way, Master, not long after this report came out, the guards started to spread the word that Sister Meihong was the top and you, Master, were the bottom... What do these tops and bottoms mean?"
Luo Kong: “….”
Tear————
As the newspaper in his hand was torn into two pieces, the string of rationality in Luo Kong's mind was completely broken.
"Evil disciple, look at what good things you have done! My master's reputation has been ruined by you!"
Luo Kong grabbed Wenwen's shoulders, and his expression gradually became ferocious.
"Today, I must sacrifice my own family for the greater good. I cannot allow a scourge like you to continue living in this world!"
As Luo Kong finished speaking, a crow beside the Mist Lake began to scream in fear for the entire morning.
............
ps: Ahem, well, I have delayed it to this point again without noticing... It is really too late today, I will definitely resume updating twice a day tomorrow...
Volume II: Chapter 194: The Three Elements of Journalism
Chapter 194
In the human world, the guards' lounge...
Luo Kong and Wenwen poked their heads out from the wall, carefully checking the situation inside.
After all, Luo Kong was puzzled.
It was obvious that because of the slanderous news about this evildoer a few months ago, the members of this man’s security team wanted to eat him alive.
Even the people he had visited recently had to be careful to avoid them. How come, after just a few months of not seeing them, these people had changed their personalities?
Therefore, with a puzzled look on his face, Luo Kong finally decided to bring Wenwen secretly to the guard's lounge, intending to find out what had happened.
However, as soon as I looked over, I saw Meihong sitting in her seat, reading the latest issue of the newspaper in her hand.
"That damn crow..."
Looking at the contents of the newspaper, Meihong's face suddenly turned gloomy, and she murmured with gritted teeth.
"No news about the crow yet?"
The other members below looked at each other.
"Ahem, have you seen it?"
"I do not know!"
There was a hint of guilt in the eyes of several people, and they denied it at the same time.
Meihong: “….”
Meihong looked at these people with some suspicion. She always felt that these guys were hiding something from her...
But she had no evidence, so Meihong had to suppress her doubts and began to assign today's patrol routes to the guards in front of her, then she got up and walked out the door.
And at the moment Meihong walked out, the originally silent lounge suddenly became noisy.
"Big Sister was so scary just now...I almost thought we were all discovered."
"Yes, yes, if I didn't want to read the sequel to that article, I almost gave that crow tengu away."
The team members, who had completely relaxed, laughed at each other as if they had breathed a sigh of relief.
The master and disciple duo who were peeping by the window fell into deep thought.
"....When did you bribe these people to cover for you?"
Luo Kong looked at Reimu Maru beside him with some surprise.
"What do you mean by bribe? They were all conquered by my writing skills, okay?"
Wenwen spoke with a dissatisfied look on her face, and while defending herself she raised her head proudly.
"Come on, your crappy writing style smells like a domineering CEO from more than a decade ago. I don't know where you copied it from."
Luo looked at the shameless crow next to him with empty eyes and contempt.
He knew that this guy had a lot of magazines and newspapers from outside for reference. As for that piece of gossip that was full of déjà vu, he absolutely didn't believe that it was not copied or adapted from somewhere.
"I didn't copy it!?"
When Wenwen heard Luo Kong's pulling and stepping on her, she immediately screamed in dissatisfaction. The sound almost attracted the attention of the people inside. Fortunately, Luo Kong covered her mouth in time and lowered his figure, so she managed to get away with it.
"I call that borrowing. Do you understand what I mean by borrowing? I wrote all the words on the news one by one by hand. How can you say that I copied them?"
Wenwen realized that she almost got into trouble and quickly lowered her voice, but still started to defend herself to Luo Kong with great dissatisfaction.
"What the reporter did, can that be called plagiarism?"
"You're still a journalist... The three elements of news are authenticity, timeliness, and freshness. Which of these three have you achieved?"
Luo Kong looked at Reimu Maru with disdain, but unexpectedly the latter looked surprised.
"The three elements of journalism? Aren't those fabricating stories, quoting out of context, and fanning the flames? That's what you taught me, Master!"
Wenwen looked at Luo Kong with a puzzled look.
After hearing Wenwen's matter-of-fact words, Luo Kong on the side couldn't help but take a breath.
Luo Kong: “Hiss——”
Oh no, he just said it casually at the beginning, but he didn’t expect that this guy would actually learn something real from it!
When he thought of this, Luo Kong suddenly felt guilty.
"Hey, don't talk nonsense. Am I the kind of person who would teach you these things? Don't talk nonsense. These are definitely not taught by me!"
After quickly clearing himself of responsibility, Luo Kong casually changed the subject.
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