"I've turned into a human, can you still bite me?"
Emperor Inaba's eyes widened.
"That's not to say there is no punishment."
Luo Kong pinched his chin and looked at the cute rabbit in front of him with interest.
The rabbit, who had lived for thousands of years and had seen a lot, immediately understood the meaning of the other party's words and showed horror on his face.
"Are people so perverted nowadays?"
"what are you talking about?"
Luo Kong tilted his head.
I mean, the ears on your head are in the shape of a rabbit, right? Maybe you can use them as a snack. . . .
"That's even more excessive!"
Infan Di started to protest loudly, but then he thought about it and gave a malicious smile.
"How about this, since you want to eat the ears with your wine, I know another rabbit whose ears are bigger than mine and well-maintained. They are definitely delicious!"
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ps1: I may have to take a leave tomorrow, emm, the school requires interns who haven't found a job to go back to attend the job fair, there is nothing I can do about it, I just took this opportunity to use the leave slip that Maoke gave me this month, emm and sort out the outline for the future... after all, I have been having some writer's block recently. (QAQ)
ps2: emmm, I'm a little late today, this chapter is not finished.. I'll fix it tomorrow. Go to sleep first, emm, good night.
ps3: Oh, by the way, there is also py time, thanks to the big guy for py, the following is the title of the book:
"Starry Sky Railway, I am the Envoy of Puni"
Volume 1: Chapter 71 Emperor Inaba: "We are still friends, right?"
Chapter 71
In response to Emperor Inaba's words, Luo Kong just shook his head, as if it was a matter of course.
"They're just a pair of rabbit ears anyway. Why should I bother myself with going with you to find other rabbits when there are already some?"
"Well..."
Yin Fandi was speechless for a moment, looking at Luo Kong, who was unmoved, with a somewhat unfriendly look.
Although I said before that I couldn't beat her, that was based on the premise that she wasn't serious.
As long as you use some tricks, it should be okay to teach the other person a lesson while leaving.
Just when Yinfan Emperor had this thought, Luo Kong suddenly put it down.
"Eh?"
........
"What you said is actually quite right. You look a little bit uncomfortable."
"So you won't eat me anymore?"
Emperor Inaba looked at Luo Kong who put her down with some confusion.
"Can you change back?"
Luo Kong looked at her slender, snowy bare feet with a regretful expression, and it seemed that he was still thinking about how to grill the rabbit legs.
"You can, but I don't want to."
Inaba Tei refused outright... She always felt that if she turned back into a rabbit, this guy would skin her and grease her next.
I don't know where he got these seasonings from...
"That's right, so... come make friends, rabbit monster!"
Luo Kong said this, took out a carrot from his pocket and handed it to her.
"make friends?"
Emperor Inaba scoffed at this.
"You want to buy me off with just a carrot? You are too..."
Before he could finish his words, Emperor Inaba suddenly rolled his eyes and gave a sly smile at an angle that Luo Kong couldn't see.
"Okay! Then I'll be your friend."
Reaching out and grabbing the carrot, Emperor Inaba checked that it was fine and took a bite. He seemed to be satisfied with the taste of the carrot.
"My name is Luo Kong, please remember to take good care of me in the future."
"My name is Emperor Inaba, and I am the master of this bamboo forest!"
"Owner?"
When Luo Kong heard this, he looked at the rabbit loli in front of him with a subtle look.
"What are you looking at me with that look?
Seeing the subtlety in Luo Kong's eyes, Emperor Inaba shouted with some dissatisfaction.
"Well, you look pretty weak after all."
Luo Kong nodded very sincerely.
Emperor Inaba: “….”
How did this guy survive this long without being beaten to death?
Forget it...he will have to bear the consequences later anyway.
While thinking sinisterly in his heart, the Emperor saw Luo Kong in front of him speaking again.
"By the way, Di, do you know what time it is now?"
Ignoring Di's speechless look, Luo Kong, who felt that the rabbit would get so angry that it would hit a tree if he continued talking like that, began to change the subject.
In fact, for some reason, whether in the Eternal Pavilion or in this bamboo forest, the surrounding light always seems a little dim.
Even if you look up, the sky still looks bright and blue.
But when he lowered his head, he could only see the road through the faint light emitted by the occasional lanterns.
Therefore, Luo Kong couldn't confirm the current time at once.
"About three or four in the afternoon? .....That old lady of eight hundred million went crazy and made the whole bamboo forest look like this."
Emperor Inaba looked quite dissatisfied.
"Old lady Yagi...are you talking about Eirin?"
As if he heard a familiar surname, Luo Kong couldn't help but ask a question.
"Yes, it's her..."
Di seems to be different from Lingxian, and he does not show any respect to Bayi Eirin.
"..."
"Maybe she likes this kind of atmosphere."
Because he had a good impression of that girl, Luo Kong casually said this for her...
"How is that possible! What Kaguya asked for is pretty good."
"That guy hides in her little room all day, doing something mysterious and nobody knows what he is doing."
Di muttered this and looked at another white rabbit behind the bamboo forest.
Under Luo Kong's gaze, Emperor Inaba exchanged a few words with the white rabbit before the emperor turned back somewhat "reluctantly".
"Forget it. Since you are just an ordinary human, I won't bother with your offense just now. Lingxian asked me to go back for dinner, so I have to go first."
Saying this, Emperor Inaba changed back into the white rabbit form he had when he first met him, turned around, and hopped away into the lush bamboo forest.
"This guy... didn't he say it was only three or four in the afternoon? Why is he eating so early?"
Hearing a familiar name again, Luo Kong looked at Di's hurriedly leaving back, shook his head, and didn't think much about it, just thinking that the rabbit might have digested food faster.
However... just after Luo Kong took a few steps, he suddenly stopped.
In front of Luo Kong, there was a very obvious trip rope hanging there.
It's so obvious, no one would step on it...
Luo Kong thought so and was about to go around it.
As a result, after taking two steps to the right, I felt something I stepped on and a pulling force rising from my heel.
In an instant...Luo Kong was hung upside down on the tree.
“You’ve been hit! Hahaha!”
Not long after Luo Kong was hung up, a gloating laugh was heard from the place where Bai Tu had just left.
Inaba-tei, wearing a pink dress, jumped out of the bamboo forest and shouted with a sly smile on her face.
"You are such a stupid human, even Lingxian has rarely been hit by this kind of trick... Uwaaa!"
However...the next second, the rope tied to Luo Kong's left leg suddenly disappeared, and Luo Kong fell down, landing directly on Emperor Inaba.
Emperor Inaba only had time to take a step back in panic, but still failed to dodge and was pinned under Luo Kong.
"How dare you, stupid rabbit, return to the scene of the crime?"
Luo Kong looked at Emperor Inaba under his butt, feeling a little annoyed...
I was the one who fell into the trap of this pure rabbit? How shameful...
Thinking of this, Luo Kong stretched out his hand in anger and pinched the other person's ear, which felt very good in his hand.
Because of the trap just now, Luo Kong squeezed it hard without any mercy.
"Ears! Ears! It hurts!"
Emperor Inaba was lifted up, his snow-white legs kicking in the air.
"It's okay. Your ears won't hurt later anyway."
Luo Kong took out a kitchen knife from his body with a ferocious look and stared at the other person's ear with dangerous eyes.
Looking at the kitchen knife in Luo Kong's hand, Emperor Inaba really wanted to ask where he got it from... but in the end he didn't dare to ask, and just showed a flattering smile on his face.
"Well, this trap wasn't actually set by me. Do you believe it?"
However, Luo Kong did not respond, but just looked at her silently.
Emperor Inaba's smile gradually turned awkward, and he asked cautiously.
"We're still friends, right?"
........
Volume 1: Chapter 72: As long as you kill enough girls, you will be invincible?
Chapter 72
Luo Kong pondered for a while and responded with a kind smile.
"Then you have to answer me a question first. If you answer it correctly, I will believe it."
"You... no, you ask..."
Emperor Inaba's eyes lit up as if he saw hope of saving his ears.
However....
"Which do you think is better, cold-mixed shredded rabbit ears or grilled rabbit ears?"
Emperor Inaba: "......"
..........
In the end, Luo Kong still did not take her ears, but reached out and tied a red chain around her ankles, and then tied her to the tree just like he was hung on the bamboo just now.
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