"Cui Xiang... I say, let's just forget it. If we can't drink, just go to the kids' table. Why are we arguing here?"
In the distance, a man who looked inexplicably familiar was patting the shoulder of the little girl next to him with a smirk and a teasing tone.
"Nonsense! Who said I can't drink? Go ask those people underground, who hasn't been drunk by me? I'm not drunk!"
The girl with double horns on her head, who was sitting opposite the man, said this, but the next moment, she finally fell to the ground due to being drunk and began to fall into a deep sleep.
With the help of equal exchange, Luo Kong fought with the drunkard in front of him for three hours. Finally, he got her drunk and stood up. Only then did he notice Meihong who had opened her eyes behind him.
The severe pain in her head made Kaguya temporarily unable to understand the situation, but the instinct from her throat that felt like it was burning on fire drove her to pick up the cup beside her, then she tilted her head back and swallowed the liquid in it.
"Puff - cough cough"
The spicy feeling in her mouth made her unable to hold back. She sprayed it all out at once and then began to cough violently.
"No, I just woke up and drank like this... Meihong, you are really stubborn."
The man's voice came to her ear, and then a glass of water was handed to her.
"....Thanks."
Subconsciously saying thank you, Kaguya drank the water in her hand and then she felt a little better... although her head was still a little dizzy and her whole body felt as if it was spinning all over the place.
After being stunned for a while, Kaguya finally recovered some of her ability to think. She returned the cup in her hand to the other party and couldn't help but speak.
"who are you?"
"I'm Luo Kong? .... Are you drunk and confused?"
........
ps: There will be another chapter later.
Volume 1: Chapter 81 Why is the 80-year-old woman so hypocritical?
Chapter 81
Luo...kong?
Kaguya Houraisan seemed a little confused.
She was pretty sure she didn't know the man in front of her before.
But the other party seemed to be very familiar with her...
However, just when she was about to ask something, she was interrupted by the voice of a red-haired Grim Reaper next to her.
.........
Just when he was still worrying about how to take these people back, he heard Komachi's low voice asking a question.
"Luo Kong...that guy fell asleep?"
At one side, a certain grim reaper who had been pretending to be dead secretly opened one eye.
After confirming that Cuixiang was really drunk, he slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
"You can actually drink more than the ghosts... I never realized it."
Climbing up from the floor, Komachi looked at Luo Kong with a subtle tone.
In fact, the reason why Luo Kong was able to knock down Cuixiang was not because of his good alcohol tolerance.
Instead...through equivalent exchange, all the alcohol that enters your mouth is broken down.
Although he had used some tricks, Luo Kong was not ashamed at all. Instead, he stood with his hands on his hips with a proud tone.
"Hehe, that's right, that's right, my alcohol tolerance is not exaggerated."
Luo Kong patted his chest without blushing at all, and finally pointed to the wooden basin next to him.
"What do you say? Should we continue with the two bites?"
".....Please forgive me. I didn't lie just now. I really have to work an early shift tomorrow."
Komachi's face changed, and she waved her hand with lingering fear. Then she walked to Youmu, lifted her up and put her on her shoulder.
"It's getting late... I'll take her back first."
............
After Komachi and Youmu left, Luo Kong couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the remaining figures in the pub, and turned his gaze to Meihong who was still awake for the time being.
"Meihong? Do you need me to take you back?"
"..."
After being stunned for three seconds, Kaguya finally realized that the other party was talking to her.
Meihong?
Hearing the other person calling her name, Kaguya's little head, which was paralyzed by alcohol, finally began to think.
Looking at the familiar old-fashioned outfit on himself, and the silver-white hair visible from his temples behind him.
Only then did I realize what had happened to me.
...........
Although he didn't know why, he always felt that Meihong's expression was a little strange, but Luo Kong just thought that she was still a little confused because of being drunk.
Because he didn't know the address of Wenwen and Cuixiang, Luo Kong was a little helpless at first. Fortunately, the pub's hostess seemed to know them, so Luo Kong handed them over to her care. He then helped Meihong to the door of Terakoya and settled her down under Huiyin's helpless gaze. Only then was he able to escape and return to the Scarlet Devil Mansion through the gap.
.........
The next morning...
Since Luo Kong couldn't wake up Patchouli no matter how hard he tried, he had nothing to do, so he decided to go to the Hakurei Shrine to kill some time.
But it seems someone has already gotten there before him...
"Hey, isn't this Auntie? Are you here to grab food from the kids again?"
Looking at a certain purple fish that was teasing Rumia with the last piece of meat on the plate, Luo Kong raised his head and greeted her.
purple:"......"
Under Rumia's big and puzzled gaze, Yakumo Yukari fell into deep thought.
Feeling greatly insulted, Yakumo Yukari immediately started to lose control.
"Who are you calling aunt? Call me sister!"
Reaching out and feeding the meat on the plate into Rumia's mouth, Zi took out an exquisite folding fan from the gap with a unfriendly look on his face, while looking at Luo Kong's head.
Looking at her expression, Luo Kong estimated that if he said something wrong again, the folding fan would fall on his head.
Under the pressure of the monster sage, Luo Kong still followed his heart... No wonder!
"Why is this 80-year-old woman acting so hypocritical?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Yakumo Yukari rushing towards him with a folding fan.
............
It seemed that because she knew that magic was ineffective against Luo Kong, Yakumo Yukari originally wanted to use her superior physical fitness to suppress him, hang him up and beat him madly.
However....
She was hung.
Well... literally.
After all, this sealing technique passed down by Hakurei is too unfair!
And this guy... It's ok that he sealed her once, but isn't it a bit too much that three chains suddenly appeared?
Yakumo Yukari looked at the talisman chains wrapped around her body, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.
"Lumiya, you saw it all. Don't be a nympho like this aunt in the future."
Luo Kong said this with a look of deep sorrow to Rumya, who was sitting beside him and acting very well-behaved.
"Uh-huh! Uh-huh!"
With her mouth sealed, Yakumo Yukari whimpered emotionally.
"Even if you meet a boy you like in the future, you must be reserved. Don't be like this aunt who jumps on me and rides on me as soon as she disagrees with you. Do you understand?"
"Lumya knows."
The blond child nodded, and there was an inexplicable pity in his eyes when he looked at the blond sage.
After seeing that Rumia felt pity for her, Yakumo Yukari...lost the light in her eyes.
"What kind of nonsense are you teaching kids?"
After educating the child with great pain, Luo Kong turned his gaze to the child...Yakumo Yukari.
"Isn't it? It's obvious that he suddenly pounced on me because of my beauty."
"We just want to teach you a lesson for not respecting your elders."
The demonic power in her body surged slightly. After a long while, Yakumo Yukari, who had broken free from the restraints, tidied herself up while complaining to Luo Kong in a bad mood.
"Really? These little brats are getting harder to deal with nowadays."
Luo Kong caught the loophole in the other party's words...
"You were so stubborn before that you said you were seventeen years old, but now you keep calling me elder..."
"There's no conflict between being an elder and being seventeen years old. Don't you humans have enough aunts of the same age?"
After tidying up her appearance, Yakumo Yukari responded with confidence.
"........"
Luo Kong was embarrassed and had no intention of continuing to argue on the sensitive topic of a woman's age.
"By the way, where did Reimu go?"
Without playing around with Yakumo Yukari anymore, Luo Kong sat next to her and asked in a somewhat casual tone.
"Why, you're already missing her after not seeing her for such a short time?"
Yakumo Zi glanced at Luo Kong with a hint of mockery between her eyebrows.
........
ps: I fell asleep while writing...I was so confused that I should have continued writing along the lines of Kaguya, but ended up getting stuck...I'd better change Reimu first emm
Volume 1: Chapter 82 Do you have athlete’s foot?
Chapter 82
"Let me ask you, why do you look so excited?"
Luo Kong looked at Yakumo Yukari with a subtle look and some caution.
"Ahem....Your illusion!"
Yakumo Yukari restrained her expression and waved her hand.
"...So where did Reimu go so early in the morning?"
Luo Kong didn't pay much attention to Yakumo Yukari's little thoughts and casually touched Rumia's little head.
"If you want to know, get down on your knees and lick my feet while begging me, maybe I'll tell you when I'm in the mood."
Facing Luo Kong's doubts, Yakumo Yukari seemed to want to avenge being tied up just now, and stretched out her leg towards him provocatively.
Luo Kong did not answer, but narrowed his eyes and looked down at the small section of Yakumo Yukari's white ankle exposed under her nightgown.
The slender and delicate feet were wearing gray-white gauze stockings. One soft foot was stretched out and gently patted the ground, and the plump and well-proportioned calves were faintly visible through the gap in the robe.
Seeing this, Luo Kong's smile became a little weird. He put Rumia, who was in her arms, aside and looked at Yakumo Yukari's feet with a smile.
"By the way, do you have athlete's foot?"
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