"Speaking of which... which way should we go in the human world?"
Just as Wenwen was holding Luo Kong's hand and getting up from the ground, she heard the other party's words.
"Isn't it at the foot of the mountain on the other side? Master, why don't you just jump down from here?"
Holding Luo Kong's hand, Wenwen pointed out the direction for Luo Kong.
"...jump down?"
Luo Kong looked at the endless cliff in front of him and couldn't help swallowing.
"Ahahaha, Wenwen, you're quite good at joking..."
"Who are you kidding! It's really in this direction! Master, jump quickly, it seems someone is coming!"
Wenwen seemed to have heard some noise, her expression changed, and she quickly pushed Luo Kong, wanting him to jump down quickly.
"...Don't...don't push! Miss Wenwen? Are you seeking revenge? Revenge doesn't mean murder, right? After all, we are master and disciple. There's no need to be labeled as a master-killer, right?"
Feeling the push from behind, Luo Kong couldn't help swallowing and some cold sweat broke out on his head.
"I'm not seeking revenge! There really is a Tengu coming! Jump now!"
Wenwen kicked Luo Kong on the butt, and then kicked Luo Kong down before the footsteps turned the corner.
After that, Wenwen breathed a sigh of relief and then reacted.
"Ah... Come to think of it... Master, can't he fly?"
Wenwen, who only now understood the meaning of Luo Kong's words, looked down with a subtle look in her eyes.
"Just pretend I don't know..."
Wenwen whistled guiltily, looked around, and finally took out his palm-leaf fan.
Swift Wind【Wind God Girl】
Along with such shouts, Wenwen instantly disappeared from the spot.
In the distance, Ji Haitangguo was playing with the flip phone-style camera in his hand and turned around with some confusion.
"Strange... Did you hear any strange noises just now?"
.............
"Traitor! He is truly a traitor! What a heartless disciple I have taught! He actually pushed his master off a cliff..."
"Stop shouting! I'm here to pick you up!"
Wenwen hugged Luo Kong's waist from behind, and said unhappily to Luo Kong who was muttering continuously as if he was possessed by Tang Monk.
"By the way, Master, shouldn't you lose some weight? Why do you feel like you're getting heavier? Hey!"
When Reimu Maru looked forward, he saw a coffin board that looked very heavy appeared in Luo Kong's hand, and he couldn't help but scream.
"Where did that thing come from?!"
"Ah... I felt that my fate was sealed, so I used Remi's bed to save face."
"Would a normal person rub a coffin with bare hands while falling off a cliff? Throw it away quickly, it's very heavy!"
Wenwen looked at the huge coffin lid and couldn't help but frown.
"No! This is the most precious thing I have in my life... What if you throw me down again?"
Luo Kong said with confidence.
"If you hold on to that coffin again, I'll really throw it down!"
Hearing this, Luo Kong silently disassembled the coffin board in his hand, which allowed Wenwen to finally breathe a sigh of relief.
She looked at the master she was holding in front of her, feeling a little annoyed, but after thinking about it, it was her mistake to kick him off the cliff, so she might as well send him to the gate of the human world.
With this thought in mind, Wenwen flapped her wings and finally brought Luo Kong slowly inside the human body.
only.....
"Master, I always feel that you are not welcome in the human world..."
Noticing the strange looks coming from all around, Wenwen subconsciously complained.
"People around you look at you strangely..."
"That's up to you! A crow monster falling from the sky in broad daylight will surely attract attention, right?"
Luo Kong took out a mirror from somewhere and adjusted his hair which had been messed up by the strong wind in the air just now.
"That's what I said... But I'm sure they are looking at you, Master... Master, you must be hated by them, right?"
Wenwen wiped the cold sweat from her forehead as she looked at the crowd slowly gathering around her.
"How is that possible! With my harmless and handsome appearance, I don't think anyone would dislike me, right? If you want to say that someone has confessed to me, that's more like it... Look, what did I say! Aren't they just forming a group to confess their love to each other?"
"No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like I'm here to confess my feelings to you!"
Wenwen looked at the women around her who were wearing guard uniforms with red eyes, as if they had found prey, and she couldn't help swallowing.
"The man with black hair, black eyes, and black robe... found it!"
"How dare you hurt the big sister!"
"Scumbag!"
Accompanied by bursts of noise, the people around picked up wooden swords and surrounded this side.
"Ah?"
Luo Kong, who was originally bragging about his reputation among people, subconsciously tilted his head.
"Hey, hey... Did you recognize the wrong person? Men with black hair, black eyes and black robes are very popular! You see, it would be bad if you wrongly accuse an innocent person."
Luo Kong subconsciously showed an embarrassed look and took a few steps back.
After hearing this, the guards who were ready to take action looked at each other, and then took out a newspaper from their pockets.
"Hey...Are you Luo Kong? The scumbag who cheated on the big sister and then abandoned her?"
It turns out that it was you who caused the trouble!
Luo Kong glared at Wenwen, who seemed to have remembered something and felt a little embarrassed. Then he turned around, cleared his throat, and answered seriously.
"I see... You think I'm a scumbag who cheats on you and then abandons you..."
"But I'm sorry, my name is Roy! I have always been known as a pure love warrior. How could I be that kind of scumbag? You must have recognized the wrong person!"
"........"
The guards listened to Luo Kong's words, looked at each other, and put down their wooden swords with hesitation.
Seeing that he seemed to have gotten away with it, Luo Kong was just about to breathe a sigh of relief.
However....
"Huh? Luo Kong, were you calling me just now?"
Suddenly, a childish voice came from behind.
A little girl with waist-length silver-white hair appeared behind her at some point and was looking at her with a puzzled look on her face.
"No... who are you?"
Startled, Luo Kong couldn't help but speak.
............
Volume 1: Chapter 124 I am your mother~
"Hmm~ You were the one calling me, but you asked me who I am~"
The girl swung her huge silver dragon tail, looked at him with a smirk on her face, and then spoke in a deliberately loud voice.
"If you're alright, then don't call me! Stupid Luo Kong! I still need to sleep!"
"........"
Luo Kong fell into silence. He looked at the guards around him who were all in silence, and cold sweat instantly flowed down his forehead.
"You little bastard, you did this on purpose!"
Looking at the dragon-horned girl in front of her who was covering her mouth with a smirk on her face, Luo Kong gritted her teeth and looked at the dragon-horned kid in front of her.
"Greek milk! We're just passing through, we need to go back to bed now!"
The girl smiled happily, turned around, and seemed about to leave. But after taking two steps forward, she felt a resistance.
I'm so tired, so alone
"Eh?"
The girl's originally elegant posture instantly became cute, and her eyes turned into small eyes when she looked back, only to see that Luo Kong had already tightly grasped her huge dragon horn with one hand without her knowing.
"I just want to run away after I've tricked you... that's a good idea, little brat!"
Luo Kong showed a cruel smile, then looked around at the people who were getting closer and closer, grabbed Wenwen's hand with his other hand and ran away, running for his life.
..............
“Hoo…Hoo….”
Luo Kong and Wen Wen, who finally got rid of the pursuers behind them, were gasping for breath.
"It's broken! It's about to break! Let me go!"
The girl whose horns were pulled kept struggling with tears in her eyes.
"It's a monster after all, it's not that easy to break, just be quiet for now!"
Luo Kong lifted the horn of the child in front of him, pulled him to the same level as himself, and looked at him carefully with dead eyes.
"You...are you Cuixiang's daughter?"
Wenwen: “….”
"Why would you think that? They don't look alike at all!"
Wenwen finally couldn't help it and started to complain.
Luo Kong thought about it for a moment, then answered as a matter of course.
"Why...because they all have horns, right?"
"Your ability to distinguish people is a little strange!"
Luo Kong didn't pay attention to Wenwen's complaints and just subconsciously touched his chin, looking at the little girl in front of him who was obviously short and plain, but was pretending to be an elegant mature woman.
"Hey, put me down quickly! If you keep going like this, my horn will really break! I spent many years polishing it to a shiny gleam. It's very precious!"
The little silver-haired girl puffed up her cheeks and looked very dissatisfied.
"Hey, kid.....how do you know me?"
"Who are you calling a brat?"
The little girl in front of him became even more dissatisfied. She protested with her teeth and claws, but when she saw that it didn't work, she rolled her big eyes, revealed a sly smile, and then spoke in a pretentious manner.
"Hmm~ Akong is really an unfilial son~ He even forgot about his mother! But I am your mother Roy!"
"........."
Luo Kong and Wenwen's vision suddenly darkened and they fell into silence for a long time.
Until....
"Kacha~"
With a crisp sound, a crack gradually appeared on the corner of the little girl in front of him.
"It hurts! It really hurts! My dear son, can you please let me go first? My horns are really going to break. They are really going to break! If you keep pinching, you will become the naughty kid who breaks my horns that I have maintained for hundreds of years! Is it okay to do that?"
The little silver-haired girl suddenly became panicked. She looked at Luo Kong with a sullen face in front of her and spoke cautiously.
"My dear son! Hurry up and put Mommy down. Mommy is really going to break down!"
As he said this, Luo Kong tightened his grip again. Then, the dragon horn, which was already on the verge of breaking, could no longer withstand Luo Kong's destruction. It broke completely with a bounce, accompanied by the heart-wrenching cry of a loli.
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