I rejected Qingmei and got a simulator

"Yes, the most ancient king, with blond hair and red eyes, I think the experience must be perfect."

"Unlike us, we are all old ladies. We really forget the old ones when we find the new ones."

Lonely, pitiful, weak and helpless.

Squatting quietly on the ground and drawing circles, Mary kept meowing like an abandoned kitten.

"No, I believe that the teacher is not that kind of person. Everyone has misunderstood. The teacher must be talking to the Ancient King about the tactics of this Holy Grail War. After all, the six pseudo-masters and heroic spirits have all arrived, and the real war is about to begin."

Having expressed her objection, Altria rarely wore any particularly smart clothes. For some reason, she actually changed into a tight-fitting long skirt.

However, after all, she is a grown-up Altria, and she cannot be compared with Blue Daisy at all. With the help of Liu Yu, her magnificent human heart is even more terrifying than the northern and southern hemispheres of the black and white gun idiots.

She looked serious, as if she was about to tear her long skirt, but her tone was as numbing as the wind, deep and elegant.

"Yes, I also support King Arthur's statement. I believe that Brother Yu is definitely not the kind of person you say he is."

Also echoing Altria, Souji Okita even stopped cooking.

As for Shinomiya Kaguya and Yukinoshita Haruno, the two did not say anything. They said that it was not appropriate for them to get involved in such matters.

"Um...Actually I..."

Looking at the other girls who were obviously jealous, even though he was the king, Liu Yu felt a little embarrassed.

Just when he was feeling a little embarrassed, the voice of the Ancient King came from behind him.

"Humph, you losers, what are you envious of?"

Completely different from the proud and cold look of yesterday, the obviously satisfied Niang Shanshan's words now have a charming and gentle tone.

She was wearing Liu Yu's white shirt, showing off her beautiful curves (Naud's), and she came out to attract hatred again.

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Her scarlet eyes looked at the others with an oppressive force. She put her arms around Liu Yu's neck and said with a smile, "Yu, let's take a shower together. You smell a little strong."

Completely ignoring the murderous aura around her, Niang Shanshan felt that what she said was not enough, and began to act coquettishly and continued; "By the way, I think the bathroom is quite big, remember to fill the bathtub."

"By the way, I'm a bathtub."

Okay, accompanied by Niang Shanshan’s extremely sarcastic words, everyone was angry!

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Ps; The subscription for this book feels like it can feed you but it doesn’t fill you up. It’s so conflicting, so I want to start a new book.

Of course, I am also saving drafts for new books. This one will continue to be updated every day. No matter how bad the results are, I will finish writing the Fifth War and the subsequent simulations, as well as the final Temple of Time.

This chapter seems a bit too explicit, but it's okay, I hope it won't be banned.

Chapter 106. The Battle for the Husband, Preparation for the Finals! (Update 1)

As the saying goes, if you are patient, you will have peace; if you take a step back, you will have a broad horizon.

but...

If you endure for a while, you will have breast hyperplasia, and if you take a step back, you will have ovarian cysts; if you hold it in for a day, you will have liver qi stagnation, and if you are angry, you will have thyroid nodules.

The more he looked at Niang Shanshan, the angrier he felt. The Ancient King, who attracted the hatred of the whole field, successfully started a 1vN golden battle.

They all expressed their extreme dissatisfaction with Nyanshan's behavior, and this time even Enkidu and Ishtar couldn't help it.

Damn it, they had originally thought that Niang Shan would have dragged them along last night. After all, they had done so more than once when they were in Uruk.

But until it was time to rest and go to sleep, Niang Shanshan did not do so. She fully demonstrated what it means to eat alone!

No, this is not just eating alone, this is called protecting food!

Finally, facing such a sissy Shanshan, everyone was swept up in a frenzy of anger, and the spirit of competition began to flow among them.

"Everyone, since you are all so unwilling to submit to each other, let's start the competition."

The one who took the initiative to stand up and speak was Yukinoshita Haruno.

The deadlock in the atmosphere was broken by a girl named Yukinoshita Haruno. She spoke in a light voice, looking at the heroic spirits who were all thinking about something, and she said that she already had an idea.

"You said competition? What do you mean?"

Niang Shanshan, who was a role model for the world and mocked everyone by herself, was the first to ask.

"Well, as Yu's family member, I'm speaking from the perspective of his sister."

"First of all, I'm not very familiar with all of you here. I'm just an ordinary person. I believe you all love Yu deeply, but there's obviously no point in arguing like this every day, right?"

Listening to Yukinoshita Haruno's words, Artoria nodded and said, "As the teacher's lover, I admit that the current situation is inefficient. If we continue like this, we will only be obsessed with daily fights, and I am afraid that this will become a flaw in the teacher's shortcomings."

"As a king, I do not agree with such behavior."

Irisviel: "My master's love? I won't lose to anyone!"

Meili: "It seems quite interesting."

Enkidu: “It’s fun.”

Morgan: "Hmm, so you want to compete? It seems possible."

Ishtar: "This goddess will never lose!"

Compared to the existence of the Heroic Spirits, the positions of Yukinoshita Yukino, Shinomiya Kaguya, and Okita Souji are more ambiguous.

Among them, Yukinoshita Yukino is a little afraid to speak because of her age and personality, and she doesn’t know what to do.

Shinomiya Kaguya hasn't even confirmed the relationship yet, she's just here to get by.

In Liu Yu's heart, Okita Souji is still a family member, and she has not confessed her feelings. She is on the same side as Shinomiya Kaguya.

but......

“We want to join in too!”*3

Thinking of how Yukinoshita Haruno had gathered four people together last night and worked hard to put together a Master team, their confidence suddenly increased.

They all expressed that they also wanted to participate, and the three of them also spoke up.

"Yeah, very good. Everyone is very motivated. Now..."

Opening her arms, Yukinoshita Haruno shouted loudly, "Then let's hold a competition to decide who is the most suitable wife and who will be the one to accompany her in the future."

In the hall of Einzbern, as an alternative war unfolds, perhaps a war called the First Battle for Liu Yu, it has now officially begun!

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Because it was decided to hold a large-scale competition, after lunch, Yukinoshita Haruno, wearing a referee armband, began to formally announce the rules of the competition.

"First, you can choose to fight alone or as a team in this competition, but correspondingly, the victory of a single player belongs to the individual, and the victory of a team belongs to the team. Please remember this and do not backstab."

Looking at her mother Shanshan who had changed her clothes, it was obvious that Yukinoshita Haruno was targeting her.

"Hmph." Niang Shanshan snorted with disdain at Yukinoshita Haruno's behavior.

"Secondly, you are strictly prohibited from interfering with other contestants in this competition. We are competing on your charm as a woman, your suitability as a wife, and your love for Liu Yu. Devious means are not allowed!"

At this point, Yukinoshita Haruno stared at Merry who seemed to be trying to put something in her drink not far away and shouted, "What do you want to do, the great wizard of Camelot over there?"

"Ah? I didn't do anything!" Mary didn't expect that her little thoughts would be discovered by others. She was still thinking about letting everyone go to sleep and reap the fruits of victory alone.

Blinking her eyes, she swallowed all the potions in her hand without blushing or breathing heavily. After all, she was Nightmare and was not afraid of such hypnotic things at all.

"Third, this competition is temporarily divided into three events, using a points system. The first place in each event will get 10 points, the second place will get 5 points, the third place will get 3 points, and there will be no points after the third place."

"The final winner will choose the one with the highest points. The prize is to go shopping with Liu Yu alone, and to rest together at night."

She thought no one would care about the rewards she mentioned, but contrary to Yukinoshita Haruno's expectations, when the girls heard about the prizes, they all rubbed their hands and looked eager to try.

"Please, this is a good time to declare sovereignty. How could I miss it?"

Ishtar was the first to speak, and she was extremely excited.

In fact, we went shopping together with Liu Yu, and did... things that are indescribable. Except for Shinomiya Kaguya and Okita Souji, who else has not had happy experiences in the past?

But unlike the previous experience, the meaning of the winning prize this time is completely different. Didn’t you see how arrogant my mother was when she got up early, and how she said she could fill up the bathtub and that she was the bathtub.

This is something that can be said, what do we need this little traffic? What do we need this little money? Write it out, write us 10 chapters of the spin-off!

Everyone looked at Yukinoshita Haruno expectantly, saying, "Stop talking nonsense and tell us the events of the competition."

"Well, since everyone is so eager, I will announce the first competition event."

He signaled to the android maids that they could come out. Several maids took out a huge banner and unfolded it. All the maids saw what was written on it.

"Cooking skills?"

Her face changed slightly, and she felt something was wrong.

In response to her idea, Yukinoshita Haruno also announced loudly: "As everyone knows, as a qualified wife and an excellent lover, cooking a dinner for your lover is an indispensable skill."

“Maybe a wife who can cook is not necessarily an excellent wife, but an excellent wife can definitely cook, so the first event of the competition is cooking!”

"By the evening of today, everyone has to prepare a dish that they are confident in, and then taste each other's dishes. Liu Yu will also taste the dishes and give their scores in the end."

"Well... now, I declare that the first battle for the husband, the cooking competition... begins!"

Boom!

After beating the bronze drum that she had brought from somewhere, Yukinoshita Haruno started the "extremely bloody" Shura Field battle.

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P.S. I found one thing, the number of new members dropped off quite quickly after the scheduled time. Although the follow-up subscription is quite reliable, there are still only a few people subscribing.

I want to change the time. From now on, I will update four chapters a day at the same time within an hour in the evening, so that I can finish reading them in one go during the day's rest. Do you think it's okay?

The remaining three updates today will be posted from 6 to 8 pm, let's test the waters.

Chapter 107. Departure, Help Me Peel Potatoes (Part 2)

The castle of Einzbern is a holy place built by Liu Yu himself. The area with various defensive barriers attached can completely block the attacks of most heroes and serve as an early warning.

Not only that, the territory here is also quite large, and has a variety of very complete facilities, as well as many artificial maids.

The dining hall is located somewhere in the castle. It is a place reserved for maids and can prepare meals enough for hundreds of people at any time.

And the final venue chosen by Yukinoshita Haruno is here.

"Hmm....Hmm.....hiss...-"

She chose a stove. This time, Shanshan was fighting alone, without the alliance of Enkidu and Ishtar. She was full of confidence before the start of the game, but her face was full of sorrow after the start.

"Gil, what are you going to do?"

Liu Yu, the referee, walked behind the Hero King and looked at Gilgamesh who was thinking hard. He asked curiously.

"Ah? Haven't I almost done it?"

Pointing to a potato chip in front of him, Gilgamesh's face turned a little red as he spoke.

"What kind of food is this? French fries?"

Looking at the French fries with a rather strange shape...if that can be called French fries, Liu Yu asked.

“This is a cold dish.”

She kicked the trash can at her feet and moved it into Liu Yu's blind spot. Of course, Mother Shanshan couldn't cook.

She was trying to fool the crowd by making some neat fried potato shreds, but she failed miserably when it came to peeling the potatoes.

The trash can was filled with the results of her failed peeling attempts, such as lumps of potato peels, strange-looking potatoes, and a few burnt pots. This was a real headache for Gilgamesh.

"Cool dishes..... Well, do your best, Jill."

Nodding, Liu Yu didn't remember that Gilgamesh had learned to cook when he left, but so many years have passed, maybe this girl has learned it too?

Turning around to look at the next contestant's work, he didn't know that after he left, Gilgamesh took out the Sword of Separation.

"Guaili, this is my favorite weapon. I'm sure you're not in a good mood now after sleeping for so long, right?"

"But it doesn't matter. I have found a very challenging job for you, which is peeling potatoes!"

Sword of Separation; "???"

Do you want to hear what you are saying? You want me to peel potatoes with a holy vessel?