Type-Moon, a human love simulator

"I'm telling the truth, I'm not lying!"

"I'm a good person, so I definitely won't do bad things!"

"The labor dispatch service is only for seven days. Just listen to me three times during that period. Come over from your place and help me as soon as possible..."

"Whoever wants to come can come. Let's make it clear that there is only one spot available, first come first served!"

Su Kai chanted the Heroic Spirit Summoning Spell loudly, and he used Chinese, which even had some dialect elements. He didn't know if the Heroic Spirits could understand it.

But it should be possible. After all, these local magicians summon heroic spirits in Japanese, and they have summoned a lot of foreign heroic spirits.

"Mmm! Beast, Nero, answer the call!"

Good fellow, it was not an act at all, a voice full of bitterness and decadence sounded: "Hmm! Kai, I said, I will be entangled with you until the end of human history."

"You'll never be able to get rid of Yu..."

"No... this thing is a foul, right?" Su Kai knew who Nero was. He pulled Nero's cheek and said, "It's you, why is it you?"

"Let go of Yu!" Nero struggled and said, "It's obviously you, okay!"

"You haven't put up any holy relics, which clearly means that whoever has the biggest fist and the deepest connection is qualified to respond to your call!"

"But what good person can summon a Beast while playing the Holy Grail War?"

Su Kai said angrily: "You broke the rules, when the Holy Grail War starts, you will be the first one to be besiege."

"Hahahahahaha...what a joke!" Nero laughed loudly. Fortunately, Su Kai had set up a barrier in advance to isolate this terrible magic power, otherwise this laughter would have caused many people to fall.

Nero crossed his arms across his chest, with the same beautiful face as Altria, but showing a completely different posture and charm.

"Kai, you are the man who ravaged the pearl of Rome..."

"Except for you, there is no one else who can defeat me as Roma!"

Nero raised her head proudly. She was petite, and even as an adult, she was not as tall as the white spear idiot Al. Instead, she was about the same size as the sword idiot Al, except that she was indeed taller than the sword idiot.

At this moment, she raised her little head high, looking up at Su Kai who was lowering his head, with a look of arrogance and dignity, almost making people think that she was the one looking down at Su Kai.

"..." Su Kai sighed and rubbed Nero's golden hair: "Nero, don't use such a cool and cool tone to say such loser words."

Su Kai is also a Buddha. You don't behave like a defeated person at all. You say this as if you defeated me and ravaged Britain.

"Anyway..." Sukai let go of Nero and said, "It's definitely not okay for you to use the 'Beast' class. I'm participating in the Fourth War for leisure, but I don't want to be in the middle of the kindergarten war and suddenly another Grand Seven Knights comes to subdue the evil beasts."

"Humph, what a hassle!"

Nero said disdainfully, but his body still said obediently: "Then, I will participate in the war as the Saber class. The strongest class in the Holy Grail War can barely make the dazzling me temporarily lower my status!"

Nero has a unique skill: "Emperor's Privilege EX"

The emperor was no different from a god in the Roman Empire.

Even if the emperor calls a deer a horse, it is still a horse.

But it is not true that you can acquire skills without any accomplishment.

But Nero is different, she is an all-round genius with a strong curiosity, and has already experienced most of the classes.

Even if she suddenly said that she could fly a passenger plane, she could really figure it out on her own, although because of the double influence of her short-lived enthusiasm and her chronic headache, she would forget the tricks she learned soon.

This inherent skill is very powerful, allowing Nero to freely modify values ​​and fill in the Heroic Spirit panel at will.

A-level inherent skills and Noble Phantasms are already considered first-rate, and Heroic Spirits that possess EX-level Noble Phantasms and skills are almost all a small group of top-notch famous heroes.

"You didn't add any debuffs like 'divinity' to yourself, did you?"

Su Kai suddenly seemed to remember something and said, "Gilgamesh is participating in this Holy Grail War. His 'Chains of Heaven' restrain divinity!"

If Gilgamesh were not there, divinity could actually be considered a very powerful positive buff, because servants with divinity would be immune to most magic and physical attacks, and their recovery ability would be greatly enhanced.

After all, this is something that only gods possess. With divinity, the chance of winning will naturally be greatly improved.

But this thing will also be targeted.

"..." Nero was silent for a moment, then laughed: "Hahaha~ Who do you think I am? Of course not, cricket divinity or anything like that..."

Su Kai nodded and said, "No problem, just delete it. Next time you want to add something, remember to ask me. I have a rule that can tell the true name of the enemy hero."

In fact, not only that, he can also forcibly demand control of the opponent's Heroic Spirit and take over the Command Spells of the opposing Master.

I'm awesome, I'm awesome!

This really is the Holy Grail Kindergarten War.

A Servant disguised as Saber, and a Master who can defeat the entire Holy Grail War alone. These two guys actually shamelessly participated in this Holy Grail War...

“Hmm~ Speaking of which, Master…”

Nero said disdainfully, "Bah, I'd better call you Kai. Is that okay with you?"

"Since you've said that, what else can I say?" Su Kai held his forehead and sighed, "Nero, what's wrong with you?"

Nero became even more arrogant: "What Nero? Please call me Your Majesty Nero!"

"..."

What a bear! This guy, who is the master? I can’t stand it anymore. I have to fight him for a while.

"Nero..." Su Kai stared at her with a half-smile and said, "You are so arrogant. Can't you tell the difference between the big and small kings?"

"Uh..." Nero's arrogance suddenly subsided a little. She rubbed her head and changed the subject: "Oh, I had a headache just now... By the way, let's get down to business. I want to ask you, why did you participate in this Holy Grail War?"

Yeah, why is he doing that?

Su Kai's wish cannot be fulfilled by a Black Holy Grail, let alone the Greater Holy Grail that was just created hundreds of years ago.

He is not Shiro Amakusa, who wants to materialize the souls of all mankind, because that may not be a salvation for mankind.

I am not a coyote, so I don’t have to be a righteous partner.

Su Kai's wish is to continue the human race and save the world, rather than to set up an illusory and empty ideal, because the crisis of world destruction is indeed imminent.

"Maybe..." Su Kai said after a moment of silence: "It's because I am indeed a kind person!"

"So it was my subconscious that took the initiative to respond to the Holy Grail."

"As the saying goes - do not let a good deed go unnoticed. Since I know that the Black Holy Grail is contaminated, I cannot just sit there and do nothing."

Sukai's reason for participating in the Holy Grail War is simple. He can defeat all servants and masters within one day and seize the Black Holy Grail with his absolute strength, and will never give other contestants any hope.

That way, they wouldn't have to kill each other and fight to the death for a scrap that could theoretically kill all of humanity.

After Su Kai obtained the Holy Grail, it was better to purify or destroy it than to leave this dangerous thing there and let those ignorant magicians mess with it.

"It's you, Kai..."

Nero suddenly revealed a wicked smile: "Hmm! But now, I am your Servant, not that stubborn and strong barbarian, nor that infatuated fairy, nor that painstaking magician... If you want to win, come and beg, me, ah~"

Nero said proudly: "Well, in the name of the Roman Emperor, as long as you ask me, I will help you get the Holy Grail. This is the emperor's promise!"

Nero had thought that for a saint like Sukai, his dignity and dignity were more important than anything else, and he would definitely not give in so quickly...

result--

"I beg you."

Su Kai said calmly: "Nero, please help me get the Holy Grail."

“…How boring!”

Nero immediately lost all interest and followed Su Kai angrily.

If Su Kai were to get serious with a guy like Nero, this willful emperor might create countless troubles to make trouble for Su Kai just to make him give in and beg her.

If that's the case, why did Su Kai summon servants? It would be better for him to do it himself instead of just causing trouble for himself!

If you want the horse to run, you have to let it eat grass first!

Moreover, Nero was only interested in something for a short period of time, and would get bored once he got what he wanted. Just as Nero knew Sucay very well, he also knew this Roman emperor very well.

"Damn it, this guy is eating the leftovers!"

Nero complained in his heart. This quick-witted, intelligent and talented emperor had already guessed that Su Kai spoke like that because he knew her psychology. He was immediately depressed.

no--

Next, we have to find some other ways. As an emperor, Nero will not give up!

Su Kai underestimated Nero's naivety, or rather his obsession with him.

If it were someone else, Nero might really lose interest, but not Su Kai. Nero would never lose interest in him.

"cherry--"

A scream from Matou Kirei was heard from inside. Su Kai frowned but didn't care much. After all, this was someone else's family.

He is an ordinary person and has done what he should do.

After returning home, Nero glanced around this simple two-story one-family house of more than 100 square meters, and immediately said with disdain: "Kai, with your status, are you going to live here?"

Well, the same style as Nobi’s house, a classic single-family house!

"Who am I? I'm just an ordinary person!" Su Kai said with a smile: "This place is already pretty good, normal people can't even afford it..."

"No ambition!" Nero said with his hands on his hips, "Even ordinary people should pursue a better life, right?"

"Yes, but I already have what I'm looking for!"

Su Kai pulled open the curtains, pointed at the Mitsubishi car in the garage and the room full of high-quality Panasonic appliances, and said, "I enjoy my life at home every day, what else can I be dissatisfied with?"

Even in Japan in the 90s, not everyone could have such a high quality of life!

"..."

Nero was completely speechless. People are lying down, and nothing you say will be of any use. Even decades later, no one will be able to do anything about those who lie down.

Originally, Nero wanted to deliberately provoke Su Kai and see his embarrassed expression when he was discovered by the Emperor because of his "difficult life"...

It turned out that the other person was not ashamed of it at all. Instead, he had an expression of "I'm very satisfied, what's wrong with you", which made Nero not know what to say.

"Damn it, why is it that every time I launch an attack, I always end up getting defeated..."

Nero was sitting aside, sulking. Su Kai knew it very well, but he pretended not to notice it and asked, "By the way, Nero, I haven't asked you yet, what wish do you want by participating in the Holy Grail War?"

"I have no wishes!"

Nero glared at him, raised his head and said proudly: "I am the Roman emperor, a great musician comparable to Apollo, the god of music, and a chariot driver comparable to Helios, the god of the sun..."

"I have already done what I wanted to do. No one in this world can disobey my orders..."

except you!

Nero gritted his teeth secretly and stared at Su Kai hatefully. She really didn't have any wishes. She came to Rome before because the Romans called her. As a person loved by humans, she just responded to the call of the Romans.

The reason she arrived now was because Su Kai summoned a servant and no one else was able to snatch her away!

Su Kai muttered, "Nier, you are so weird. You come to participate in the Holy Grail War without any wishes..."

Nero snorted, "Kai, don't you have a wish that doesn't need the so-called 'Holy Grail' to come true? Aren't you also here to participate in the Holy Grail War? How dare you say that?"

Yes, this pair of Master and Servant is the most special one. Neither of them has any wishes, or it can be said that their wishes cannot be fulfilled by a Cricket Holy Grail at all.

But they all still came to participate in the Holy Grail War, to the Holy Grail Kindergarten War to beat up the children.

After chatting with Nero, Su Kai sat at the desk by the window, staring at the sky outside in a daze. Nero leaned over to take a look and found that Su Kai was writing about his life in Britain. He immediately understood and said, "Kai, are you missing Britain?"

"yes……"

Su Kai nodded and admitted: "To be honest, I do miss Britain, I miss Altria, I miss Morgan, I miss Merlin, I miss everyone in the Knights of the Round Table and everything in Britain."

Looking at Takeuchi's face, which is exactly the same as Nero's and Altria's, and the ahoge hair that only a king possesses, he couldn't help but shake his head and said, "I finally understand why Lily didn't pass the throne to Xiao Mo..."

"She doesn't even have the symbol of a king~"

"But..." Su Kai sighed, "I don't know if Xiao Mo will be born."

Mordred is the son of King Arthur and Morgan, but the relationship between the two sisters was not good at the beginning, and Altria would most likely not allow Morgan to use her blood to create a child.

In fact, Morgan doesn't have any alopecia...

The case was solved, and the ultimate reason why King Uther did not pass the throne to Morgan was found.

"Hey, are you treating Yu as a substitute?"

After seeing Sukai's longing eyes, Nero immediately became furious, drew out the Primordial Fire and said: "Sukai! You rude man, you are blaspheming the crown of Rome!"

"what?"