Type-Moon, a human love simulator

I just feel that Lady Artemis is a little too easy to talk to.

When it comes to friendliness towards humans, Artemis ranks last. This mistress of the wilderness does not like humans living in cities. Instead, she likes children living in the wilderness.

Well, it should be that Cynthia took the opportunity to offer advice and please the god, thus winning the favor of Artemis, right?

"So Cynthia, what blessing has Lady Artemis prepared for me?"

Suren did not reject Cynthia's request for blessing for himself. After all, with the blessing of a main god, he would surely be successful in Greece. At least those high-ranking mortal priests would see him and think, "I am great, chosen by the main god!"

Ha people, can’t offend!

And for the gods, this blessing is just a natural outflow.

Cynthia thought about it, and her first thought was to be immune to all external damage, but this blessing was too heaven-defying and involved too much divine power of the main gods, and she couldn't bear it.

Only a few gods such as Zeus, Hera, Athena, etc. are qualified to bestow such blessings.

So, Cynthia made a compromise and said, "Anyone you treat sincerely will not betray you."

"This is the blessing from Lady Artemis to you. This is the blessing from the twelve gods of Olympus, the goddess of the moon and hunting!"

Cynthia believed that just having this blessing was enough.

Suerlun is so pure, beautiful and kind. If someone is not treated sincerely by him, it is definitely not Suerlun’s fault. It is because that person is not worthy!

Suren happily touched the doe's back, stroking its smooth fur from the neck down, but just when he touched the waist, Cynthia's whole body was shocked like lightning, and she turned around and kicked Suren away with her hoof.

Fortunately, the clothes he wore every day were all thick leather armor, and he did not wear robes made of linen and silk like the people in the city. Such clothes might look good, but they definitely had no defensive power.

Suerlun felt a tightness in the chest from being kicked, but it was not a serious problem. Cynthia certainly would not want to kick him to death.

"How could you do this to a lady?!"

Cynthia shouted that in Greece, the waist is of great significance to a girl and is not a place that can be touched by others.

Not to mention the hips further below the waist.

Suer Lun lowered his head somewhat embarrassedly and said, "I didn't notice, Cynthia, I apologize to you, it's my fault, please forgive me for this offense."

He stroked her fur out of habit. After all, Cynthia's fur felt so good. But he almost forgot that Cynthia was not a wild beast, but an intellectual goddess.

Since she is a female, the waist and hip joint must be a vital point, and he was indeed offended this time.

Cynthia was very angry. Even if I love you, you shouldn't be so despised me. Do you think I'm the same as Aphrodite with a loose belt and a rotten crotch?

Once a girl's willfulness takes effect, even her beloved will suffer for it.

But when Cynthia saw Suerlun, who looked embarrassed and begged for forgiveness with bright eyes, she suddenly felt that she was not so angry anymore.

“…Humph, if it wasn’t intentional, then Cynthia can forgive you, but you must also remember not to be so promiscuous outside!”

Cynthia said earnestly: “Otherwise, you will probably suffer a great loss from women in the future!”

"Yes, Cynthia, I remember that."

Suren lowered his head, but his eyes involuntarily looked outside the forest, to the area that Cynthia had been forbidden to set foot in for the past fifteen years.

The area ahead, I will explore now!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 105 Hera is really impressive

On the second day, while Cynthia was sleeping, Suren tiptoed to put on light leather armor, took a bow and arrow and walked out of the forest.

After being abandoned in the forest for fifteen years, it has finally seen the light of day again.

It's not like he hadn't thought about leaving the forest and going to the human world before, but firstly, Cynthia didn't agree, and secondly, he always felt that it would be very dangerous to leave the forest at that time...

Now, apart from being good at archery, he is pretty useless. Cynthia doesn't agree with him learning those 'women's skills'.

Cooking doesn't count. A great hero also has to learn how to prepare his own food. Otherwise, when he goes out on an adventure, does he have to carry a chef with him?

"Greece in the Age of the Gods."

Suren was holding a map that looked very simple. The lines on it were very abstract, and only the names of cities were marked in approximate locations.

Needless to say, this is information provided by Cynthia.

Alas, this little doe is so naive and lacks common sense. I don’t know how it has lived to this age. Is Artemis’ protection so powerful?

The locations of Athens and Sparta, the two strongest city-states in Greece, are quite clear, and Athens is not far from here. Just follow this road to the end and you will reach Athens.

Then Suren walked for three days and finally saw the city-state of Athens.

This map is really abstract, with no uniform scale at all. Such a short line can actually have such a long distance. When will the other city-states get there?

At this time, Suerlun had no money, and he would not die of hunger. However, besides food and drink, people also have other needs.

"Where can I get the money?"

Suerlun touched the bow and arrow in his hand and said to himself, "Can I go hunting to exchange for money? I don't think Greece is short of supplies."

The resources of the Age of Gods are so abundant. These resources are reflected in the mountains, rivers, lakes, flowers, birds, fish, insects and the natural environment. The richness and abundance of the Age of Gods can be seen everywhere.

The resources are so abundant that they are almost overflowing. Any mountain or forest is a complete ecosystem, and all the materials needed by mankind can be found in any place.

Suerlun was not sure whether he could sell his hunting gains at a high enough price. If ordinary prey didn't work, would he accept orders for mythical and divine beasts?

But with his current physical strength, he is no match for the divine beast!

Not to mention the protection of the gods and beasts...

Alas, when I was in the forest, I only had to worry about food and drink every day, but after leaving the forest, there were suddenly so many things to consider.

Just as Suerlun was talking to himself in distress, an old woman came over from the other side of the road. She looked at Suerlun and said, "Young man, can you give me your bow and arrow?"

……

So direct?

You are probably God!

"..." Suerlun sighed, stood up, handed over his bow and arrow, and said: "Suerlun is just an ordinary mortal. I can't tell which noble god has come with my naked eyes, but I am willing to obey all your requests."

Suerlun was too lazy to argue with this guy who was obviously a god. You like to play, right?

I'll expose your identity and see how you play. Anyway, as long as I don't make you angry and embarrassed in front of me, you can't punish me for no reason.

After all, he has the blessing of Lady Artemis and the status of the twelve main gods, understand?

Although gods act arbitrarily, they generally wait until mortals make mistakes before punishing them. Even if they are trying to lure mortals into making mistakes, they will not abuse their divine power.

I don’t know what kind of weird female rules this is.

"You are wrong. I am only a mortal and I dare not pretend to be a god."

The old woman looked around and, apart from Surlun, there were only birds in the trees and animals in the grass. This was how the Age of Gods was, with living things everywhere.

"I came here because of the prophecy of the god Apollo."

In addition to being the god of light and music, Apollo is also the god of prophecy. He possesses powers similar to those of the three sisters of fate. The prophecies given by Apollo cannot be violated.

"Do you want to continue listening?"

"You've come here and even took my bow and arrows as a reward." Suer Lun held his forehead and sighed, "Tell me, Lord Apollo, what do you want to tell me?"

After all, Apollo is the younger brother of his main god Artemis, so he shouldn't be too hostile to him, right?

He gave a prophecy right after leaving the forest, so he probably meant well...right?

"Sullen, if you continue to approach Artemis, you will die under your own arrows. This is a warning from Apollo to you."

The majesty of a god suddenly emerged from the priest. Suren knew that this might be the possession of Apollo. Suren was not unfamiliar with the aura of this god. After all, he had been with Cynthia for fifteen years.

only--

Why does Apollo's majesty and strength seem not much stronger than Cynthia's?

At this moment, Suerlun did not tremble in fear as most mortals do when facing gods. Instead, he thought, "Is that it?"

He easily adapted to Apollo's majesty, bowed slightly and said, "Greetings, Your Majesty Apollo."

But Apollo didn't say anything, just looked at him, as if to warn Suren.

The old woman in front of Suerlun and his bow and arrow all disappeared. Suerlun sighed: "These gods are really..."

Suerlun couldn't continue speaking because he found that the magpie in the tree seemed to be looking at him, its eyes revealing deep wisdom. The squirrel on the ground took the initiative to rub his legs, and he also had the experience of the old man asking for the bow.

Suerlun had an epiphany.

Walking with God doesn't seem to be such a good term.

This one and only golden line might not be as helpful to him as he imagined, but might instead bring him many, many troubles.

"These gods are really kind-hearted." Suerlun pinched his nose and said, "Lord Apollo personally predicted it for me, it's really... hot!"

In Greece, pleasing the gods was a necessary means of survival, and any mortal who dared to challenge the gods would suffer a miserable end.

Next, Suren sincerely thanked Apollo and his sister, then got up and left.

Now they were even poorer than when they first left the forest. They didn't even have anything to eat.

When Surren was completely gone, the bird in the tree spoke: "Artemis, if you do this again, I will make the prophecy come true."

"Why is this happening?" The squirrel on the ground said, a little aggrieved, "Didn't you promise me?"

"I promised that after you release yourself from the constraints of the oath, I won't care who you date, but now, you stay away from him!"

"Apollo, you're so annoying!"

"..."

Apollo ignored his headstrong sister and thought to himself, "But this may not be enough. Let Suren find a partner as soon as possible, and Artemis will give up."

"Well...would you like to ask Aphrodite for help?"

When Apollo thought of the goddess of love and beauty, he shook his head and said, "No, no, with Suren's beauty, Aphrodite will probably do it herself, and Artemis will definitely not be able to accept it. We must find a mortal..."

"Why not ask Athena for help? Her wisdom is second only to Zeus."

-

After Apollo's priest left, Suren looked at his empty hands and finally understood what era this was.

This is Greece in the Age of Gods!

To survive in Greece, pleasing the gods was an essential part of survival.

If the gods ask you for something, will you give it to them?

God gives you a prophecy, will you obey it or not?

Are you upset when gods don’t follow the rules?

So in Greece, human epics are not important at all, and the will of God is the rule that governs heaven and earth.

"So, the most urgent thing now should be to find a big boss to pay homage to." Suer Lun didn't even dare to say it out loud, and could only think in his mind: "Fortunately, Cynthia taught me about the knowledge of gods."

If you want to live a happy and fulfilling life as a winner in Greece, you must hold on to the right thigh. If the golden thigh you hold on to is thick and big enough, then you can become a winner in life that everyone envies.

If you choose the wrong side and choose to recognize some little Karami as the boss, then your Greek Life Simulator can be restarted.

First of all, the one with the thickest thighs must be Zeus, the father of heaven. But in Surun, Zeus has passed. This old man is not easy to serve. As the king of gods, Zeus has the most believers in Greece, and there are temples of Zeus all over Greece.

Moreover, Suren didn't know what he had to please Zeus, so that he would show mercy and choose to protect him.

Hades is known for not caring about things, it’s not too late to pay his respects to him after he dies. Poseidon, the King of the Sea, sounds powerful, but he is also a younger brother who often suffers defeat. Ares is even more of a parasite. What’s the use of a God of War who only cares about fighting but not winning?

Apollo had some presence, but not much. He didn't have the thickest thighs, and it was very difficult to please him.

It can be seen from the conversation just now that for some reason, Apollo's initial favorability towards him was very low. Although he did not give him divine punishment, it was too late for him to lick the gods now.

Suerlun recalled all the knowledge he had about the gods' preferences and how to please them, and discovered that the male god was either too incompetent or too difficult to serve, and Suerlun was simply not qualified to pay him a visit.

On the contrary, the goddesses are usually easy to talk to, and there are many big guys among them.

"Hestia likes people who take care of their families... um, isn't this a simple condition?"

Suren thought to himself, "Is every Greek male a Negro?"

Shouldn't caring for the family be a basic quality? How come in this Age of Gods Greece, it has become a behavior worthy of blessing and praise from the goddess?

In fact, in Greece today, especially in families with "heroes", it is really like a widow raising a child. Men are eager to establish immortal merits, and are eager to go out and adventure, so they usually leave the children to their wives after they are born, and then disappear to go on adventures...

In many families, fathers and sons do not know each other. Therefore, ethical incidents of fathers and sons killing each other often occur in Greece. This is a punishment for Greek men who neglect their families.