"What's the point of being immortal? Why not give me a small goal, such as eternal life? Why do I have to suffer while I am alive?"
In front of the barbecue stall, the boss who was grilling lamb skewers was a little impatient. He kept sprinkling cumin seasoning on his hands and was sweating profusely.
In front is a sexy and charming woman.
Liang Bing looked at the human in front of him and was very angry. She said, "No, why are you so vulgar? I gave you eternal life and you didn't want it. You actually want money?"
"The hammer is immortal, and life is worse than death. Money makes me happy and worry-free." The barbecue restaurant owner said without turning his head.
Their conversation also caught the attention of Xu Yi, who was in deep thought not far away. He didn't expect to meet Morgana here.
The key is that this guy is still spreading her corrupt demonic theories and trying to recruit believers.
Of course, Xu Yi was too lazy to care about recruiting believers; it had nothing to do with him.
Having experienced the black hole together, we can be considered acquaintances.
How could I not say hello? Xu Yi stood up and walked behind him, saying:
"Ma'am, what do you think of evil and the demonic order?"
"Nonsense, of course it's a..."
Liang Bing blurted out subconsciously, looked back, his face changed drastically, as pale as paper, and immediately raised his right hand to swear, saying righteously:
"I will never tolerate evil!"
"Justice will prevail!"
"Justice will prevail!"
"Hahaha!"
Seeing this, Xu Yi couldn't help but smile.
I didn't expect Liang Bing to be so sincere and answer so straightforwardly.
Liang Bing also thought to herself what the hell, how could she meet this perverted evildoer?
Last time, it was because of his theory of justice and evil that he threw himself into the black hole. Now he appears again, just in time to meet me who is advocating decadent freedom. Shouldn’t he educate himself?
"Don't be nervous. Justice is justice and evil is evil. I am a very tolerant person. Don't be so insincere." Xu Yi smiled warmly.
……
ps: On the first day, I am asking for monthly tickets and to continue reading. I wish all book lovers good luck in July and all their wishes come true.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 56: Bad Commander, Ye Hei's Bond
Due to preconceived notions, although Xu Yi's smile was very kind, in Liang Bing's eyes, it was even more devilish than the devil.
At this time, the two of them were sitting on chairs at the barbecue stall, looking into each other's eyes.
But Liang Bing didn't have enough confidence, so she didn't dare to look directly at Xu Yi.
"You're back pretty quickly." Xu Yi said.
"I used some special means." Liang Bing replied.
"Oh, that's good. Don't be restrained. I'm in a good mood today and I won't take you to travel the black hole." Xu Yi said.
"What the hell, a black hole? Is this something a human would do?"
Liang Bing cursed in her heart, her mind trembling. She didn't want to go to the black hole for a moment, and Xu Yi had killed her dozens of times last time, and the atoms of the fourth generation of divine body had exploded.
"What if you are in a bad mood?" Liang Bing asked.
"I haven't thought about it yet." Xu Yi said.
"Then I think we should support justice for now." Liang Bing said.
At this time, the barbecue stall owner brought up a series of barbecued lamb and beef skewers.
Liang Bing naturally had no appetite, for she was afraid that Xu Yi would take action the next second.
Xu Yi unceremoniously picked up a string, ate it slowly, and said:
"In fact, I don't object to your philosophy as a god. After all, only the fittest survive in the face of natural selection."
"I have no objection, then why are you helping Kesha deal with me?" Liang Bing asked with a burning gaze.
Hearing this, Xu Yi said, "First of all, you have to understand one thing. I am not helping Kesha. I am not interested in the grudges between angels and demons. It doesn't matter whether this universe believes in justice or demons. The reason I took you into the black hole was just because I wanted to."
"What if I occupy the earth?" Liang Bing said.
"He might be beaten to death by me." Xu Yi said calmly.
"..." Liang Bing.
You say you don't care, but you're going to kill me.
“I’m going to kill you because your occupation of the Earth will affect my peaceful life.
The earth is so big, and there are only a few of you devils. You can stay anywhere. There is no need to be obsessed with Dragon Country.
The scenery of the Sakura Island next door is pretty good. You can try to occupy it and make your own place.
The beautiful countries in the West should believe in your devilish rules." Xu Yi said slowly.
"Sakura Country is not a good option. The environment there is too bad, especially the sea water. My Queen's Eye of Insight detects too many pre-nuclear substances." Liang Bing said.
"You know quite a bit about it." Xu Yi said with a smile.
"When I first came to Earth, I landed in the Sakura Country." Liang Bing explained.
"This is fate." Xu Yi said.
"So, as long as I don't cause trouble in Longguo and don't affect you, you will ignore me." Liang Bing asked.
"That's probably the case." Xu Yi said.
"If I poach a few people from that super seminary, would you stop me?" Liang Bing asked.
"Just dig it up." Xu Yi said nonchalantly. The Super Seminary had nothing to do with him.
"Oh, so it seems we can be friends. In a sense, our philosophy actually coincides. We both do what we love to do, and do whatever we want." A smile appeared on Liang Bing's face, and she breathed a sigh of relief.
"Haha, we are different." Xu Yi said?
"Xu Yi, do you have a good relationship with Kesha?" Liang Bing asked.
"It's hard to say." Xu Yi replied.
"Then why is your strength so amazing?"
Liang Bing finally asked a key question. She had lived for tens of thousands of years, but had never seen a pervert like Xu Yi.
Incomprehensible, elusive, and beyond the knowledge of known civilization.
"Talent." Xu Yi said.
"I also want to have this talent." Liang Bing said expectantly.
"You don't deserve it." Xu Yi said.
"..."
Liang Bing was petrified, as if his heart had been shot by an arrow, and it had dealt a critical hit of tens of millions.
Are you that bad?
"Okay, as long as you are happy. Even if I don't deserve it, can you make me, the queen, stronger and surpass Kesha?" Liang Bing asked.
"If I don't know you, why should I help you?" Xu Yi asked back.
He stood up, having almost finished his kebab, and turned to leave.
"Don't leave."
Liang Bing chased after him, but the owner of the barbecue restaurant immediately stopped him and said:
"Give me money."
"Damn, he ate it too, why didn't you ask him for more?" Liang Bing said angrily.
"Beauty, I saw what you ordered. What? Do you want to dine and eat for free?" said the shop owner, rolling up his sleeves.
"You cow!"
Liang Bing really wanted to hit someone, but thinking that this was Xu Yi's territory, she held back and obediently took out a stack of bills from her bag and gave it to the store owner.
The shop owner was a very honest man. He only took out a hundred-dollar bill and gave the rest to Liang Bing.
Liang Bing looked for Xu Yi again, but he was gone and she could not sense him at all.
"Xu Yi, don't think that I, the Queen, can do nothing about it just because you leave." Liang Bing's eyes flickered.
With Devil No. 1 around, finding someone on Earth is so easy.
……
The sky-covering plane.
After Ye Fan merged with the Supreme Bone, he continued to ponder and comprehend the runes in the bone, and successfully comprehended a magical power from it.
This magical power is called the Flow of Qi through the Five Internal Organs. Because the runes are too profound, Ye Fan guessed that it should be related to the five internal organs of the human body.
"The cultivation method of the Dao Palace realm in my era seems to be to cultivate the five internal organs, so can the magical power of the five internal organs' Qi flow through help me cultivate the Dao Palace realm?" Ye Fan thought.
Thinking of this, Ye Fan pondered the Supreme Bone, constantly comprehended the runes in it, and circulated the Qi of the five internal organs. Sure enough, a mysterious force was generated.
In the plane of Shrouding the Sky, apart from the realm of Immortal Platform, the realm of Wheel Sea, the Palace of Dao, the Four Poles, and the realm of Transformation into Dragon, which are the secret realms for cultivating the human body, there seems to be no strict distinction in order.
Ye Fan has already opened the Sea of Bitterness. In theory, he has begun practicing in the Wheel Sea Realm, although it is not yet perfect.
But there seems to be no problem in cultivating another secret realm of the human body.
After circulating for several cycles, Ye Fan discovered that his internal organs had indeed changed a little bit, becoming more vibrant and full of energy.
He even felt that he could control the direction of blood flow, the peristalsis of his intestines, and the vibration of his internal organs.
With each circulation of the Qi, some impurities from the five internal organs are discharged.
As he practiced this magical power, a strange thought appeared in Ye Fan's mind. As soon as he thought about it, he suddenly felt the urge to defecate and almost ejaculated. Fortunately, he stopped it in time.
"It really works. If I can control the five internal organs in this way and cure constipation, wouldn't I be a medical genius, hehe." Ye Fan was complacent.
At this time, Ye Fan had initially learned the magic method and was constantly experimenting with his magical powers to control intestinal peristalsis. He then thought that since he could go downward, perhaps he could go upward.
But once this idea came to mind, Ye Fan immediately rejected it and did not dare to experiment with it.
If successful, wouldn't it be spitting out...
“Since I can control my own five internal organs, then I can go a step further and control the five internal organs of others. Then I…” A sly smile appeared on Ye Fan’s face. He could already imagine the shocking scene.
……
Chat group.
Ye Hei: "Marshal, I have made some progress recently. Can you practice with me?"
After careful consideration, Ye Fan decided to test his magical powers on someone he knew.
Tony is an ordinary person and there is no way he would accept a competition.
Li Hanyi is a swordsman. If he really did that, he would probably be hacked to death.
Li Chungang’s previous performance of opening the sky gate with one sword was a bit strong and difficult to control.
Yuan Tiangang has never demonstrated his strength and he has lived for three hundred years. His character is superior to that of ordinary people, so this should be acceptable.
As for other people, Ye Fan didn't dare to cause trouble for the time being.
Xu Yi: "I have gained something. Have you arrived at Beidou and started practicing?"
Ye Hei: "No, group leader. Thanks to the previous immortal soup, I was able to open up the sea of suffering. Later, I triggered a private mission and won a piece of supreme bone in the lottery. From it, I realized a magical power. Of course, I only learned a little bit."
Willow God: "Supreme Bone!"
The Goddess Liu, who had been practicing, showed some interest. Supreme bones also existed in her era.
Moreover, as long as those who possess the supreme bone do not die young, they will become a powerful fighting force in the nine heavens and ten earths in the future, and at worst, they will become the supreme of humanity.
Ye Hei: "Yes, Willow God. It's the Supreme Bone from your era."
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