The heroines want to talk

Rimuru: Sexism! I'm going to become an active JK tomorrow!

Momonga: Limulu-san, I remember you have long hair now, right? Please send me photos of you in women's clothing.

Rimuru: ...

Flying Squirrel: Of course I'm kidding! Stop typing and enter the dungeon quickly.

What an abrupt change of subject.

After completing the dungeon, the two chose to act separately.

after an hour.

"Finally done!"

Xia Shi put Wright Village on the blacklist, and it will never be possible for him to come to complete missions again, no matter how much he is given.

Close the game and lie down on the bed.

Get ready to check out the live broadcast clips and secondary creations edited by fans.

"I always feel ashamed to listen to the songs I sing."

I looked through the reviews and they were all rave reviews as always.

He also selectively ignored the few black fans.

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On Thursday morning, Xia Shi woke up naturally.

Xiao Jing didn't send a message, but due to the pressure from the other party yesterday, Xia Shi felt that he would not be able to skip school in the short term.

"I clearly went to school yesterday, why do I have to go today?"

[Host, you ate yesterday, are you going to eat again today? ]

System, shut up!

[Good host! 】

After washing up, Xia Shi left the apartment.

Today, Keima is going to buy a game. It seems to be a sequel that he has been waiting for a long time. "Why can Keima take a leave, but I can't?"

Thinking of this, Xia Shi sent a message to Emperor Hiratsuka.

[To the respected teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka:

Your dear student, the illegitimate son of the Xia family who has always been the top student in the school, does not want to go to school today.

Could you please grant me one day off?

With all due respect from Xia Shi! 】

“Beep!”

Xia Shi opened Xiaojing's reply.

There are only four words, plus one punctuation mark, and it doesn’t even use the letter format!

"Does your skin itch?"

Xia Shi typed: "I'm almost there, Mr. Hiratsuka! Your most beloved student is about to arrive at the battlefield."

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The morning classes were boring.

Keima wasn't there at noon, so Natsumi chose to go to the cafeteria with Aikawa for lunch, while Ayaka brought her own lunch box.

There were so many people in the cafeteria that by the time we finished queuing and eating, our lunch break was almost over.

that's it.

Time quickly came to the last class of the afternoon.

In home economics class.

While stirring the eggs, Xia Shi discussed with the class monitor of his group what the cookies should look like.

"Ayatsuji-san, what do you think of cats?"

Xuanji Ci was heating up butter. She said nonchalantly, "The shape doesn't really matter. I won't eat it if it doesn't taste good."

Xia Shi said, "Xiaoji, aren't these cookies your work?"

The monitor smiled and said, "We are in the same group, and we will be graded together, Xia."

"Besides, who says you have to eat what you make?"

"Ayatsuji-san, look me in the eye." Natsumi said seriously, "Say it with me: I will never poison the cookies."

Xuanji Ci chuckled a few times, "I will definitely poison the cookies."

She spoke very slowly and Xia Shi could hear her clearly.

"Sir, did you say something wrong?"

"Eh? What are you talking about? Maybe you heard wrongly." Xuanji Ci used the blender, "Give it to me as soon as the eggs are ready."

"I'm going to bring some cookies to exchange for sweets with the music club." Xia Shi handed her the egg liquid, "It will be difficult if it doesn't taste good."

Xuanjici mixed the flour, butter and egg together, "Xia-san, do you like cats very much?"

"As long as it's a furry animal, I can accept it." Xia Shi thought: "I don't like reptiles very much, but I think dragons are very handsome. I want to raise one."

Xuanji spread the mixed ingredients on the chopping board, "Isn't that a fantasy creature? Sometimes I can't follow your train of thought."

Xia Shi replied, "My dream since childhood has been to have a dragon of my own."

"In Dragon Country, everyone rides a dragon to school. My family has no money and cannot afford a dragon."

Xuanji Ci picked up the cat mold and said, "Why don't you come and make one? If you think it's okay to just participate in the egg beating work, then I don't mind."

"I won't bear grudges, Xia-san."

Xia Shi took the mold from her and said, "Let me do it. You can also let me put it in the oven!"

Xuanji Ci smiled back, "Good boy~"

Xia Shi whispered, "Squad leader, you just smiled so sinisterly."

"What did you say?!"

Xia Shi admitted that he was scared and said, "I say, Ayatsuji-san, you look really good when you smile."

Chapter 15: Aesthetics That Are Too Advanced

After pressing a few cat patterns on the dough, Xia Shi picked up the chocolate powder beside him.

"Expression is very important. I have to be careful so that this cat doesn't become too abstract and become a monster in Cthulhu's story."

He is actually not very good at drawing, and Akatsuki Ci couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

"Your mouth is crooked, Xia-san."

Xia Shi replied: "This is the son-in-law of the Miao family. His mouth is naturally crooked. There is a mysterious power hidden in his body. Once it is released, it will be unimaginable!"

The monitor snatched the chocolate powder from his hand and said, "Let me draw the pattern. Remember to take your son-in-law cat away later."

"It must be the most delicious one among these cat biscuits, I guarantee it." Xia Shi said affirmatively.

"Why?" Ayatsuji Ci was painting on the biscuits.

"Because it's filled with my love."

"Since this cookie is made of love, do you want to give it a name?" The monitor was still concentrating.

"Let's call it Yukinoshita Meowna."

What a strange name.

Xuanji Ci quickly drew patterns on more than a dozen cookies and instructed Xia Shi, "The task of baking is left to you."

Xia Shi picked up the plate and put it into the oven. After a ding sound, the cookies began to heat.

"My Meow Nai is about to grow up. I'm so relieved."

Xuanji Ci stared at the oven, and after confirming that he had chosen the right temperature, he said, "When they grow up, they will be eaten by Xia-san. Biscuits are such pitiful creatures."

"Speaking of which..."

Xia Shi recalled: "This kind of setting often appears in comics, but the authors will replace the cookies with humans."

"Is it?"

Ayatsuji replied, "I don't usually watch this kind of thing."

Xia Shi asked curiously, "What will you watch?"

"Books!" The monitor thought, "I like studying, taking exams, and saving money."

"I've been looking for ways to increase my status lately."

What a horrible woman! This was the only evaluation Xia Shi could give in his mind.

After a while, the cookies were ready.

Because the two of them worked slowly, Xia Shi discovered that people from other groups had already submitted their work to the teacher for scoring.

He took out the cookie, took a bite, and commented frankly, "Did you put too much sugar in it, Ayatsuji-san?"

The texture is crispy but a bit sweet.

The class monitor replied, "Didn't you say you were going to exchange desserts with the girls in the light music club?"

"I just put more sugar in it."

Since she said so, Xia Shi didn't know what to say.

The two took the cookies up, scored them, and packed them up.

Put them in a clear bag and tie it with a ribbon.

The class monitor also gave her share to Xia Shi.

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After class, Xia Shi went back to the classroom first.

After picking up my bag, I prepared to go to the light music club.

Caijia had a tennis club activity today, so she left in a hurry and didn't say much to him.

Because Jing Keai didn't have any classes on Thursday, Xia Shi had a relaxing day.

He originally thought that he would be fine today.

I didn't expect to run into a ghost in the service department.

Emperor Hiratsuka, who was wearing a black suit, was sitting there drinking tea. After hearing the noise, he turned his head and looked at Xia Shi.

"Isn't this my favorite good student?"

Xia Shi took a chair, sat down, and emphasized: "I am the most favorite student. I want to be the number one in Mr. Hiratsuka's heart."

"At least a little bit better than the monitor."

Hiratsuka Shizuka replied: "Then you may have to wait for another lifetime."

"That's really a pity." Xia Shi took out a small biscuit bag from his pocket, and he deliberately put Yukinoshita Meonai into a separate bag.

Xia Shi handed the biscuits to Yukino who was reading a book nearby and said, "This is protection money for the Minister."

"Xiao Jing didn't hit me the first time she saw me. She must have been under the pressure of the Minister's authority."

Yukinoshita Yukino gently took the cookie and saw the pattern on it. She frowned slightly and said, "It's very much your style."

She was reading a pet-related book today, and the images in it were probably thousands of times cuter than this cookie.

Rather, it is a miracle of art that humans can actually make such cookies.

"Its name is Yukinoshita Nyan."

"Don't name the cookie, especially don't use my last name." Yukino picked up the cookie, looked at it and said, "It looks just like the Xia Shi member, it doesn't look very good."