The heroines want to talk

Peroroncino: ...Okay, sister, I'll leave right away.

Xia Shi scratched his head. Would this guy Momonga give him the H game dubbed by Bubble Teapot?

It’s better not to say it, otherwise this newcomer will definitely doubt his life.

Limuru: Are we going to participate in the guild base war next week? Actually, we can form a guild without participating. There are not many people here, and we will definitely not be able to grab a good place when the time comes.

Flying Squirrel: I think it’s okay. Let’s find a more remote place. No one should compete with us for it. This way we can avoid the big guilds.

Bubble Teapot: I think it’s important to have a home. After all, one of the selling points of YGGDRASIL is its sense of reality. What do you think, Li-chan? @Gabriel

Gabriel: Seniors, just make the decision. I just reached the maximum level and haven't added any skills yet. Oh, seniors! I got a [Special Occupation] today! Now I can convert healing into damage and throw it at the enemy!

Poison...Poison milk??? Xia Shi silently clicked on the other party's information.

He discovered that Xiaojia had a new job.

【Pain Waiter】

Gabriel: It seems that because I was injured more than 100,000 times in one week, I accidentally triggered the conditions for obtaining this special profession.

Xia Shi silently called up the clock on the computer.

There are sixty seconds in a minute and eighty-six thousand four hundred seconds in a day.

He slowly turned off the clock.

I put a few question marks.

Rimuru: ???

Flying Squirrel: ???

Bubble Teapot: ???

Peroroncino: ? ? ? (Withdrawn)

Gabriel: Why are you asking questions, seniors? Oh, I bought some gold items today! But because I bought too many, the living expenses given by the heaven are almost used up.

Gabriel: Do you seniors have any quick ways to make money?

Peroroncino: Let's go take A... (Muted by administrator Bubble Teapot)

What is the fastest way to make money? If you don't do bad things, it's really hard to do it!

In fact, Xia Shi’s first thought was to recommend the other party to be a virtual anchor, because we are still in the first wave of virtual anchors, but that takes a lot of time, and YouTube’s monetization also requires an application.

The money isn't coming fast enough.

He typed a suggestion: "You should find a part-time job, if the school doesn't forbid it?"

Flying Squirrel: Working part-time is a good idea, but girls should be careful about working part-time.

Gabriel: Thank you, seniors. There happens to be a coffee shop near my apartment. I will try it.

Bubble Teapot: Everyone, I suddenly thought of a question! We haven't decided on the name of our guild yet!

Gabriel: Seniors, let’s just call it the Knights Templar. I happen to be an angel and can bless the guild members for free.

Rimuru: Xiaojia, stop playing the angel game at this time!

Gabriel: But I really am an angel! I also have a trumpet that will end the world if I blow it!

Flying Squirrel: ???

Xia Shi also followed with a few question marks.

Gabriel: Actually the effect is not that exaggerated! It will just cause tsunamis and earthquakes, it won't be the end of the world!

Xia Shi took a sip of water.

This child, using very plain words, conveyed a very dangerous message.

Rimuru: I think it would be nice to call it [After-school Tea Time]. I really like this casual style.

Flying Squirrel: It doesn’t feel like a gaming guild, but more like the name of a band!

Rimuru: Yes, that’s the name of our school’s light music band. I took it and used it.

First time stealing! If you steal again, you will be punished!

Bubble Teapot: This won’t work! Do you have any other ideas?

Limuru: Actually, we can think about it again. Anyway, the guild system will be launched in a long time! Compared with this, I am more looking forward to the new world that will be opened with it! Now many human players are gathered in the courtyard, and our monster players are more concentrated in Helheim, right?

Limuru: I'm almost tired of seeing the scenery of Helheim. I'm afraid I'll be PKed if I go to the courtyard. So, should we find some more members? It will be easier to find helpers if we are PKed in the future.

Flying Squirrel: What Limulu-san said makes sense. We can think of a name, but the matter of the new member is more important.

Gabriel: +1

Bubble Teapot: +1

Chapter 33 Xia really misses his hometown

after an hour.

Xia Shi closed the game.

The sound of rain outside the window is still there, and it seems that the rain is not going to stop.

He actually didn't care, but the Minister seemed to care a lot.

After turning on the computer, Xia Shi prepared to go to the living room to take a look.

I opened Line and looked through it, but couldn't find Ying Lili.

Only then did he remember that he had not added the other person as a friend, and hadn't even asked for his email address.

My relationship with her is a bit complicated. It's not a good relationship. We have hugged and kissed each other. We only see each other very rarely. I don't have her cell phone number, email address, communication number, etc.

Suddenly I miss her a little.

[Didi, hot knowledge, the system strategy is judged to be successful when the mutual favorability of both parties reaches the critical value of 81 points. ]

You mean I fell in love with Eriri after just one copy?

No no no! How can it be?

[Thanks to Xia Shi, who is still stubborn, for sending me this SC: I don’t like Eriri, I don’t have a good impression of her. ]

you shut up!

[Okay~ (snickering)]

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On the sofa in the living room, Yukinoshita Yukino was reading a book.

She was holding Panda in her arms and flipping through the pet care book that she had not finished reading at school.

She had read this book once before, but she had to be careful not to make mistakes.

"When cats lick their bodies, they carry hairballs into their digestive tracts, causing hairball syndrome..." Yukino read quietly.

Seeing Xia Shi coming out of the door, she said calmly, "Xia Shi, is your online gathering with your friends over?"

She just heard the sound of something heavy falling to the ground, and she didn't know what the other person was fiddling with in the room.

Xia Shi sat next to her blankly.

He murmured, "Mr. Minister, I am in a difficult situation now."

Yukino looked at him in confusion.

Xia Shi continued, "I seem to have fallen in love with someone, but I've only met her three times. So I'm asking myself, what is my true nature?"

Director Yukinoshita lowered his head and stroked Panda, thinking: "If you say you like me after only three meetings, then your feelings are really cheap, member Xia Shi."

Xia Shi replied: "I actually consider myself a loyal person, and I am very good at reading the atmosphere."

"Are you good at reading the atmosphere?" Yukino asked back.

"It's raining outside and you're talking about relationship issues with a high school girl who's trapped in your house."

Yukino smiled and said, "This is harassment, member Xia Shibu."

"If you are in heat, I can take you to be sterilized."

"The estrus period, what you said makes sense, Minister." Xia Shi agreed with her point of view.

"But there's no need for sterilization. I will try to control my desires and become a self-disciplined person."

Yukino asked curiously: "Self-discipline?"

"For example, I'll keep jogging in the morning. In fact, I've decided to start exercising tomorrow." Xia Shi planned his schedule in his mind: "I've been staying at home for too long recently. I feel like my body is getting rusty."

"If it gets rusty, it will be thrown away by its owner. A lucky cat that can't wave its hands won't be liked by people."

Yukino looked at the clock on the wall. It was almost ten o'clock.

Xia Shi followed her line of sight and guessed, "What are you worried about, Minister?"

"If you are worried that I will do something to you if you sleep here, then you can rest assured. I don't have a single evil thought in my heart right now. Even when Sakyamuni became a Buddha, he might not have been as pure as I am now."

Yukino closed the book, then carried Panda aside, stood up, and walked to the door of the guest room.

Xia Shi took Meow Nai and said, "The guest room has a tatami floor, so you can make a bed on the floor. There are unused bedding in the closet. If you want to use it, you can use it directly."

"I'll wash it and put it away tomorrow."

"Yeah." Xueno nodded and whispered, "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Xia Shi teased Meow Nai.

He opened his mouth and tried to communicate with it: "Meow? Meow!"

Meow Nai slapped his thigh with his paw, "Meow~"

The man and the cat were communicating across languages ​​again. Yukino watched for a few seconds, then walked into the room helplessly and prepared to make the bed.

After playing for a while, Xia Shi put Meowna down and decided to take a shower first.

"Dong dong."

He knocked on the door a few times and said, "Mr. Minister, I'm going to take a shower first. Don't do anything weird to my clothes later."

no answer.

The Minister is really cold.

I'm not a Trisolaran who's planning to invade the Earth. Do you have to be so wary of me?

Wall-facing person Yukinoshita Yukino! I am your wall-breaker.

"Hehehe, the Earth will soon belong to the Trisolarans! Minister, you better surrender now!"

Xia Shi laughed strangely.

Before he could even smile, the door opened.

Behind the door was Director Yukinoshita with a look of disdain on his face, "Mr. Natsumi, if you really want to become an alien, all you need to do is record this audio and play it on the school radio station, and you will immediately be mistaken for a Martian."

"Hey."

Xia Shi sighed, "I suddenly miss home. Actually, apart from the three suns, everything else about Trisolaris is pretty good."

Yukinoshita Yukino sneered, "Ha."

Then closed the door.

Xia Shi had no choice but to go take a shower obediently. Before leaving, he leaned against the door and said, "Minister, please don't peek!"

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Dry your clothes after taking a shower.

Xia Shi lay down on the bed.

The avatar on the phone that had been motionless for a long time came to life.

Now that he had his hair cut, he no longer had to worry about his long hair getting the quilt wet, and he didn't even have to air-dry it.

Thank you, Mr. Minister, for your generosity.

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