system:"……???"

broken!

The virtual anchor has almost been figured out by the host.

Are we still going to pursue this relationship?

Chapter 4 Hikigaya Hachiman Finds True Love

"What should I do if I meet a boy who keeps pestering me?"

In the live broadcast room, Xia Shi was having a random chat.

Most viewers submit love-related advice, but relatively few discuss life.

Xia Shi thinks he has a lot of experience in love, although all of this experience comes from the hundreds of galgames he has played!

"It looks like a sister's marshmallow."

(Note: Marshmallow is a software commonly used by virtual anchors to collect audience letters.)

Xia Shi took a careful look at it and found that it was a very classic type of boy who was persistent and stalkerish. He had been rejected but he still kept trying to please her.

'Why hasn't the licker died yet?'

At this time, a message came in, and Xia Shi read it again: "Thanks to the message from Black Cat Lingachi: Meow, I like you so much! For you, I want to..."

Ah, I met a bootlicker.

I use a voice changer to be a virtual anchor and still encounter bootlickers.

Xia Shi suggested to the girl who wrote the letter, "Housing Manager, please ban this pervert for me!! The sister who sent this marshmallow can also consider my method. Tell the teacher you have a good relationship with and ask her to help you deal with it."

"Okay, the next marshmallow, its ID is A-Meow A-Meow Sukisuki, ah, let's skip this one..."

He just couldn't read the disgusting lines.

After all, I am not a girl, I am just a male anchor who is here to cheat otakus out of their money.

"The next one is an ordinary high school student with the ID "Hate the World". He is a rare life talker. I hate interpersonal relationships and like to be alone. But recently my sister often urges me to change my bad personality. My sister is very cute..."

This guy.

Repeated "my sister is cute" more than ten times.

"…A-Niao, do you think I should take a step forward?"

Xia Shi thought seriously for a moment, "This is what Ah Miao thinks. Follow your heart and don't go with the crowd. If you feel lonely, come to Ah Miao's live broadcast room. Ah Miao will accompany all the viewers, and everyone in the live broadcast room is also your friend..."

‘Ugh~’

No, it's too disgusting, but I still have to say it for the sake of the otakus' money.

Otherwise all my male fans will run away!

Xia Shi looked at the comments in the barrage.

Ah Miao is the cutest in the world: I am so touched! I will always support Black Cat Phosphorus!

Linlinlin: Ah Miao is so cute when he answers seriously!

An ordinary high school student who hates the world: Wow, I actually read it. I’m going to fall in love with Ah Miao!

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In a detached house near Xia Shi Apartment.

Next to a computer in a room.

A black-haired young man slowly chose to pay for love. A strange laugh came from the corner of his mouth and his dead fish eyes narrowed.

Lying on the bed behind him, his sister, whom he called the cutest girl in the world, was looking at him as if he were an idiot.

"Hey, brother, the corners of your mouth are turning up now~" Hikigaya Komachi was chatting with her classmates on Line, "I don't know what happened to you, but your brother looks terrible now!"

Hikigaya Hachiman covered his forehead and said in a chuunibyou way, "I found true love just now."

"That's just a virtual anchor who has become popular recently. He's here to cheat my brother out of his pocket money."

Komachi counted on her fingers, she could no longer count how much money her brother had spent.

"Brother, if you dress up well, you can still find a girlfriend. Don't spend money on female anchors."

"Is Komachi jealous?"

Hikigaya Hachiman chuckled, "My favorite is still Komachi. Komachi is the cutest in the world!"

Komachi felt that her brother was hopeless. "Komachi won't be jealous! But my brother's last sentence is a high score for Komachi!"

"How many points?"

Komachi smiled slightly, "Out of 100, it's 90 points!"

Hikigaya Hachiman was touched and said, "As expected, Komachi is still the best."

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In the live broadcast room of Black Cat Phosphorus.

The chatter continues.

Xia Shimin continued to answer questions about love in his business voice.

It took three full hours and it's already ten o'clock.

"Phew, I'm so tired, it's finally over!"

The loli cat girl on the screen created a special effect of scattering flowers.

"Well, see you tomorrow, brothers and sisters! Let's switch to ED now!"

Before he could make the next move.

A red reward popped up prominently.

10000 yen.

Cats are the best! : Has Ah Miao had many boyfriends? She knows a lot.

Xia Shi looked at the rhythm that was being driven.

He frowned.

If this wave is not handled properly, it will explode.

After thinking for a while, he spoke.

"Although I have never been in a relationship, I have read many books on the subject. And idols cannot date! Although I am an otaku, I am also an idol. I will not abandon my brothers and sisters to become a celebrity."

After saying that, Xia Shi looked at the reply column.

It was a close call, luckily I was smart.

After expressing his gratitude once again, Xia Shi played the ED and closed the live broadcast room.

"System, being a virtual anchor is so dangerous!"

【…】

I see you are enjoying it too, my host.

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Early in the morning, today is Wednesday.

Although he didn't want to go to school, Xia Shi was woken up by the news from his homeroom teacher.

"If you don't come to school, you'll be punished by my iron fist!"

From: Hiratsuka Shizuka

This is a completely threatening text message, right? !

"System, do you have a tool that can keep me from going to school and not getting beaten by Mr. Hiratsuka? Please save me! Dora System!"

[There is no such item. Even if there is, you, the host, can't afford it! ]

"So that's what you were planning! You wanted me to go to school and cheat on my female classmates! You scumbag system!"

Xia Shi collapsed on the bed and complained, "It's clearly said to be a pure love system, but in the end you asked me to capture girls! Are you still a human being?"

[Host, this system is not a human being, but the essence born at the beginning of the creation of the multiverse. ]

"So you're gold?"

[That is the product of a star explosion! ]

“Good rant!”

Xia Shi ran into the bathroom, tidied himself up casually, and picked up the uniform that he hadn't worn for a long time.

I put on my glasses and just went out, and I bumped into a close friend whom I hadn’t seen for a few days.

"Hey! Keima! I haven't seen you for several days. How come you have time to come and see me today?" Xia Shi greeted him.

Katsuragi Keima pushed up his glasses and said calmly, "Nuclear threat!"

Got it! Damn Xiao Jing!

"Woo woo woo, the God of Strategy is actually being commanded by a mortal. As your right-hand man, I will never let Xiao Jing go!"

"The one sitting at the right hand of God is Jesus. Do you also want to be hung on the cross?" Keima walked in front.

"Also, don't mention that name again."

"Have you found your conscience recently? Do you want to let those paper girls go?"

Keima seemed to have seen through life, "No, I just played a game yesterday and was shocked."

"Sleeping orientation?"

Keima nodded.

Xia Shi responded.

"All minotaurs must die!"

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Chapter 5 Retribution is coming

In the morning, the room is filled with the scent of a young girl.

The beautiful girl with golden twin ponytails covered her head.

There, two soft cat ears were shaking constantly.

"..."

I cried in class yesterday and was sent to the infirmary. I was embarrassed and that was it.

Even cat ears came out today!!!

"I really want to take a leave!!!" Ying Lili crawled into the bed and shouted like a salted fish.

But if you ask for leave you will be given strange nicknames like 'Sleeping Beauty', so don't do that!

When I was a child, I was laughed at and said that I was a jade girl who would break if touched. If it happens again, I would rather let her die.

"It must be related to that strange dream yesterday."

Then she thought of the long-haired boy again.

Eriri muttered in her bed, "Even though you kicked me."

"But when he protected me, he was indeed a little handsome..."

Sayuri Sawamura's voice came from outside the door.

"Eri, wake up! We're going to be late."

"understood!"

She shouted lazily with a long tone.

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