How can a retired savior be considered retired if he drops to 40,000?

He didn't realize that a few days later, he would have to be thankful that he had not yet lost the basic quality of a government employee who subconsciously shirks responsibility.

(End of this chapter)

Free extra: Chaldea's daily life: It's human nature to like looking at handsome guys

Free extra: Chaldea's daily life: It's human nature to like looking at handsome guys

*It's not really necessary but I think it's cute so I have to let everyone know. The source: In a section of "Plague Wars", a mortal officer was very unhappy and trash-talked to Primaris Blueberry (roughly): You look very handsome but what's the use of that? Kaelia was originally very uncomfortable (because she had just been tortured, or because of the Emperor's psychic power) and huddled aside, but when she heard the section "You look very handsome", she suddenly looked up secretly and observed Primaris Blueberry. *——

1. Basic Course for Interrogators

Hastings: What I ask is that you randomly pick a stranger you have recently come into contact with, and make a profile of him/her without disturbing him/her to form an investigation file.

Hastings: Considering that we are basically running between the Emperor's Vision and the Blood Angels Chapter Monastery at the moment, it is understandable that the person you randomly captured is a Blood Angel Astartes.

Hastings: But please explain, Kelly, why did you only write "handsome" in the "physical characteristics" section?

Kaylia: Because... Brother Adonis is handsome!

Hastings: ...that's not the question!!

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2. Half a catty and eight taels

Fujimaru Ritsuka: I don't think Hastings meant to deny the term "handsome guy", it's just that the description of "handsome guy" is too general and it is impossible to intuitively distinguish the person involved from other people in terms of appearance.

Hastings: Although I would like to say that you should not add your own subjective aesthetic to the investigation file, this understanding is correct. So if you were asked to write it, how would you describe it?

Ritsuka Fujimaru: "A handsome guy like Sanguinius."

Hastings: Isn't it still the same? ! Does your description have any distinction among the Blood Angels? ! !

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Then, "a more sunny and cheerful Sanguinius".

Hastings: Do not add your own subjective aesthetics to the investigation files! And do not use the name of a loyal and great primarch as an adjective!

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3. Return with Failure

Ritsuka Fujimaru: This has nothing to do with subjective aesthetics. Why don't you go to the door now, take a look at the Adonis brothers, and then pretend to be Kaelia and write this article based on the knowledge she currently has.

Hastings: (starts off menacingly)

Hastings: (returning thoughtfully)

Hastings: I realize that the problem is actually the vocabulary of Low Gothic. So now I have decided to add a screening clause to this type of assignment: until Caelia can master High Gothic to write official documents, Blood Angels will be temporarily banned from being selected as samples.

Kelly: Oh—

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Don't fool me, I know High Gothic. Do you think words like "face as white as powder, eyebrows and eyes as beautiful as a painting, handsome and vigorous" can really describe characteristics and recognition?

Fujimaru Ritsuka: How do you plan to have Kaelia write this one? Tell me.

Hastings: ...next topic!

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4. Seriously, don’t teach your children bad things.

Hastings: I admit that sometimes this happens. Language can only convey a very limited message, so when you encounter such a situation, you should focus on some characteristics of the person that can be accurately described.

Hastings: For example, military rank, honorary position, years of service, special scars or tattoos, etc. Based on this, you still need to supplement a lot of knowledge about the administrative and military departments of the United States, the relevant rank system, and heraldry.

Fujimaru Ritsuka: There is also a unique solution, which is to carry a pinhole camera and take ID photos of the other person at any time.

Hastings: What are you teaching? No matter what means you use to secretly take photos, there is a probability of failure, not to mention that the military restricted area will strictly check all video records.

Fujimaru Ritsuka: (pats Kellya sympathetically) Then you can only work hard to learn sketching like me.

Kaylia: What sketch?

Hastings: You listen to her nonsense. It's easier to memorize that information than to sketch so well that you can recognize who you are drawing.

Kaylia: (Thinking and weighing the options)

Kaylia: What sketch?

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5. But I can really draw

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Look, do Lan Malok and I look like we have a comprehensive grasp of everything Hastings mentioned?

Hastings: Hey, do you want to guess why every time Chaldea arrives at a new place, Somni and I are the ones responsible for compiling intelligence about the relevant forces?

Fujimaru Ritsuka: But guess why there has never been any problem in the transmission of information between us?

Hastings: I admit that drawing a portrait of a target after seeing it in person is indeed a common solution among the Inquisitors, but this should be done by a dedicated servitor. In the future, I can even arrange for a brain implant for Kellya that can store and export specific images in memory - but that is still a dream, now she has to endorse me!

Fujimaru Ritsuka: (drawing)

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Look, Brother Adonis.

Hastings: How many lines can you draw in those ten seconds... (Ultramar swears choked)

Hastings: By Guilliman, this is Brother Adonis.

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6. Hastings preparing a new doctrine

Fujimaru Ritsuka: He's gone. So now admit it: you just want to see handsome guys.

Kaylia: (awkward little scream)

Kelly: But there are so many things to memorize, and the content arranged by Inquisitor Hastings doesn't have much story, so it's hard to remember...

Fujimaru Ritsuka: I didn't say it was wrong. Who doesn't like to look at handsome guys? I liked to look at them too. There are many handsome guys in the Lingji portraits.

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Of course, there are more beauties, and I loved to look at them. After all, it is human nature to pursue beauty, and looking at them more is good for the body and mind.

Kelly: ... "In the beginning"?

Fujimaru Ritsuka: I'm used to it now. From an aesthetic point of view, I can objectively realize that it's good-looking, but subjectively, unless you're someone like Lanling Wang, I won't feel any emotion when I see it.

Ritsuka Fujimaru: I speak from experience. If you stay in the Blood Angels for half a year, you will get used to handsome guys of this level.

Kelly: Really?

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Aren't you used to Asclepius?

Kelly:?

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7. Why is our God of Medicine not a handsome guy?

Asclepius: What?

Ritsuka Fujimaru: I think objectively speaking, your facial features are classified as handsome in women's aesthetic preferences.

Asclepius: So?

Fujimaru Ritsuka: But for more than half a year, Kellya still hasn't realized this.

Asclepius: That's an oversight. I can examine her brain nerves and sex hormones.

Fujimaru Ritsuka: What I mean is that maybe you should reflect on whether you were too harsh on her.

Asclepius: Does this help the development of medicine?

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Get on good terms with the new sponsor... Never mind. Just ignore what I said, after all, that's who you are.

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8. This topic has somehow spread

Sevatar: What about me?

Fujimaru Ritsuka: I suggest you have some self-awareness: before others realize that you are handsome, their first impression of you is scary.

Sevatar: So you don't deny that I'm handsome.

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Indeed, but I can’t say whether this evaluation is influenced by a lot of subjective factors. I think the Night Lords are all pretty handsome.

Sevastopol: So who do you think is more handsome, me or Sigismund?

Fujimaru Ritsuka: I'll tell the truth, so are you sure you want to ask this question?

Sevatar:?

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Of course, our Alter-chan is undoubtedly a beauty.

Sevatar: ???

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9. What does Kaylia say on this issue?

Kylia: I prefer Grandpa Sigismund.

Fujimaru Ritsuka: (Greatly shocked) Grandpa.

Sevastata: (laughing wildly)

Kelly: Grandpa Sigismund is very serious and looks a bit fierce, but he is a very good person. Unlike Sevatar, he looks like he is always up to something bad, and in fact, he is often up to something bad.

Fujimaru Ritsuka: (still in shock) Grandpa.

Fujimaru: Is this why he chooses to weld his helmet onto his power armor now?

Fujimaru Ritsuka: (Looking for paper and pen) No, I have to tell you what Sigismund looked like when he was young.

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10. The core of the problem has undergone a subtle shift

Sevatar: After all, it is an objective fact that cannot be refuted, so I think this answer is acceptable. But this makes me curious again: Little girl, which Astartes is your favorite on this ship?

Kaylia: Do I have to choose from Astarte?

Sevasta: After all, it's already known to everyone that you love to stick to the eldest lady.

Kaylia: (Thinking)

Hill: (Generally passing by)

Kelly: (Immediately points to Hill)

Sevatar:.

Sevatar: You don't even know him! You don't even know his full name!

Sevatar: Are all of you Ultramar like this? As long as you're an Ultramarines, you're fine?

Kelly: At least he won't be mad at me.

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Just a reminder, Sigismund won't hold it back on you.

Kaylia: But he would beat you openly during sword training.

Kelly: I'm afraid that one day in the future he will beat me openly like this.

Fujimaru Ritsuka: Let me remind you again, in today's empire, the vast majority of people, I mean both loyalists and traitors, would be proud to have fought with him, and I mean fighting in any sense of the word including hostility and being beheaded.

Kaylia: I don't think I'm ready for this honor. I put some medicine on you, it looked really painful.

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11. High emotional intelligence

Hill: What? (Joined in without knowing what was going on and quickly understood the whole thing)

Hill: (expanding) This is all thanks to my brothers who followed the original master's teachings for thousands of years (the following 500 words omitted)...

Hill: But I'm still curious, in your opinion, who's more handsome, me or my Blood Angel brother?

Kelly: ...After considering many aspects comprehensively, I decided to choose Mr. Hill.

Fujimaru Ritsuka: On this purely aesthetic issue, people have to "consider many aspects" before "deciding" to choose you.

Hill: ...Can't you just let me be happy for a while? !

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