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Loch Ness Monster.

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Recently, a rumor has appeared on the Japanese Internet.

At first, someone posted a video in which unidentified creatures appeared in a meteorite lake deep in the mountains.

However, because the cameraman's phone had a very low pixel count, it was impossible to distinguish the specific appearance of the figure.

All I know is that it doesn't seem to be any known creature on Earth.

And if you connect the address there with the recent news,

Netizens can find that the place where the unidentified creatures appeared had just suffered a meteorite disaster not long ago.

In other words, that thing is very likely from outer space!

The rumor continued to spread and finally reached its peak after the poster deleted the video for unknown reasons.

Various versions of conspiracy theories are still circulating online, the most well-known of which is the rumor that the federal government has captured unidentified creatures and has blocked off the area.

According to the exploration of a certain blogger, netizens discovered that this place was actually blocked by a cordon.

Thus, in just two weeks, explorers continued to sneak into the area of ​​Isono Town, which had been razed to the ground, to look for the so-called "unknown creatures."

Lin Yuanshan was also happy to play the role of a security guard or a member of some mysterious force, finding various ways to drive away intruders every day.

The more these people were driven away, the more excited they became. Even if they didn't find anything,

They would also exaggerate and publish Xishouzhen's experiences on the Internet.

What? There are a large number of federal chemical defense soldiers stationed in the town?

What zombie crisis is coming?

What? Super ancient ruins were found under the lake?

What? I saw Ultraman fighting against a monster next to the lake...

More and more people are coming to Itomori Town.

What they didn’t know was that Lin Yuanshan’s dark consumption trap had already set a trap for them.

"Um, Mr. Lin, if we do this, will we really not be exposed?"

"So what if it's exposed? The public won't believe the rumor-debunker's claims."

As Lin Yuanshan spoke, he laid down the huge model of the water monster by the lake and put it away.

If you can do this, there will be no need to scare people with fake water monsters.

Chapter 133: Sanye is still too innocent and kind

Gifu Public Transport Co., Ltd.

It is a bus operating company responsible for Gifu Prefecture where Itomori Town is located and the surrounding areas.

As we all know, most of Japan's public transportation companies are privately owned. Although they can receive certain subsidies from the government, they are often just struggling to survive.

Especially in rural counties like Gifu Prefecture, the annual revenue is appalling.

They can only borrow money from banks to survive, and then the government will step in to pay off the debt.

Every year.

But recently, the mayor of Itomori Town, Mitsuha Miyamizu, has been frequently in and out of the company.

The request of her and her secretary Lin Yuanshan was very simple.

It is requested to add several transportation routes directly from the train station to Itomori Town.

At first they were just treated as troublemakers and were made to drink tea at the office door every day.

After all, every year there are villagers who ask for bus stops to be opened at their doorsteps.

The same thing would happen if you replaced the villagers with a mayor who came from nowhere.

Generally speaking, it will go back on its own after a few days of drying.

However, these two people did not seem to be in a hurry at all.

Until the executive director of Gifu Public Transport Company personally invited them in.

"Ms. Miyamizu, I don't know what method you used, but please don't do the private shuttle business anymore! If you want to open a route, our company will definitely meet your needs and use all of its transportation capacity as much as possible!"

Miyamizu Mitsuha, who was sitting on the sofa, did not say anything. She just picked up the fine matcha, took a sip, and signaled with her eyes to her secretary Lin Yuanshan.

"How dare you! You left us hanging out for so many days, and now you want to take over the cake so easily? Nothing in the world is that easy!"

"So..... then what you mean is..."

The bus company director's forehead was covered with sweat.

Lin Yuanshan said mercilessly:

"Get down from your seat and apologize, old man!!!"

"Uh... I, I'll do as you say. Please be sure to let us operate the line!"

The director said as he was about to move his chair away.

But she was stopped by Miyamizu Mitsuha.

"Tsk, Mr. Lin, that's so rude. We clearly didn't make it clear in advance, so how can it be the bus company's responsibility?"

Mitsuha smiled and helped the director up.

"Okay, my young men are ignorant, please bear with me. Now let's talk about the contract."

"There is still a contract?"

Upon hearing this, Miyamizu Mitsuha's face changed instantly and she stopped talking.

Lin Yuanshan stepped forward and kicked the chair where the director was sitting before and said:

"Old man, do you want to take all the operating income for yourself? Do you know how much effort the mayor has put in for the development of Xishou Town?

You bunch of greedy capitalists, do you want to extinguish the future of the last conscientious politician in Japan? "

The bus company directors wanted to say that they paid for the drivers and were responsible for the operating losses.

What did Mayor Gong Shui pay for?

A video on the Internet?

"You...how can you be so arrogant? Aren't you afraid that we will file a complaint against you?"

"Haha, go ahead! I'm afraid those local prosecutors can't even find the guards in the town. What's the point of you complaining to us?"

"you......"

Faced with such political hooligans who exploit loopholes, the bus company really has no way to deal with it.

And they really do expect to make money from this route,

So they had no choice but to accept the 50-50 profit-sharing contract, and the bus company had to pay for the operating expenses itself.

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After returning to Itomori Town.

The mayor's office, which is currently being worked on by two people, is located in the Miyamizu Shrine, where a shrine was originally preserved (at the request of my grandmother).

"Mr. Lin, does this count as extortion?"

Although he has mastered the Dark Emperor's basic skills,

But Miyamizu Mitsuha was still amazed in front of Lin Yuanshan.

They have carried out more than one such political blackmail in the past two days.

But in fact, there are no so-called explorers from the train station to Itomori Town.

Even if there is, it is mainly self-driving.

The private buses and tourists that appeared at the train station were all hired by them.

It is just to blackmail the bus company.

At the same time, Lin Yuanshan also took her to Gifu Prefecture to obtain special tourism support funds.

After all, the reputation of Xishou Town on the Internet is indeed very big, but the people who actually go here,

It is impossible to truly form an entire industry.

However, the officials sitting in the county office would not know this.

Now, what they are doing is pretending to set up a framework and then using this framework to cheat people everywhere.

"This is not swindling. Politics is the art of telling a lie and getting everyone to believe it, then using that belief to turn the lie into the truth."

“Is… is that so?”

Mitsuha Miyamizu always felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't put her finger on it.

"Okay, there's no time to waste. Next we're going to the Farmers' Cooperative."

"Ah? What are we going to do at the Agricultural Cooperative? We don't have any farmers here at all!"

"Idiot, why don't you just hire a group of them? Wait, I'll contact someone to dump the fruit on the main road in front of the farmers' association to block the road."

Faced with Lin Yuanshan's unhesitating criminal remarks, Miyamizu Mitsuha was shocked again.

"What are you going to do?"

"Ask the agriculture department for an agricultural technical instructor, and then ask for the watermelon monopoly in the urban areas around Gifu Prefecture. What do you think of the gimmick of 'meteorite watermelon'?"

"Wait a minute, are you planning to take me to farm?"

"Are you stupid, Sanye-chan? As long as we set up the framework, why don't the original residents of Xishou Town who make a living by farming come back? Do they think there are too many opportunities to make money?

By then, we will have to sell the quota for growing watermelons to them, instead of giving it away for free!"

"Too dirty!"

Miyamizu Mitsuha couldn't help but say.

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One month later.

The heat brought by the online rumors has gradually faded.

The internet celebrities who had driven here for the adventure now have a new place to go.

But the problem is that Lin Yuanshan wants various policies, support from the farmers' association, and bus routes.

It is impossible to withdraw all of them at once.

After all, investment also requires costs, and the framework has been set up.

Once all are withdrawn, the sunk costs will be too high.

For county officials, spending the Japanese government's money is not a big deal. At most, they will be called a tax thief.

But it must not be considered as a mistake in some major decision.

Therefore, even if the online enthusiasm has subsided, Itomori Town has still become a political high ground in Gifu Prefecture.

In order to cover up the mistake, all kinds of resources were thrown in desperately.

The local tourism department even took the initiative to place advertisements for Itomori Town in a square in Tokyo.

At the same time, although the "meteorite watermelons" are still in the seedling stage, the watermelons imported from outside can be sold as the first batch of "meteorite watermelons" by attaching a label.

Therefore, at present, some townspeople have finally sensed the trend of the times, as well as some outsiders who have moved in to Xishou Town in search of employment opportunities.

As long as there is a population, engineering needs will also become a gap,

"Mitsuba-chan, what do you say, we set up a construction company under the name of Yotsuba?"

"Please let my sister go!"