There is something wrong with my dating simulator

This short video has already been reposted on various forums, causing the same strange popularity as the "Billions of Thoughts" video.

The reason is simple: the acting of the three mascots is so awesome that some people suspect they were created using 3D special effects.

In addition, the script itself has many flaws, and the Japanese light novel industry has not yet entered the version of the dragon Aotian in another world.

Although China next door already has a similar routine, no genius has yet turned it into a short play.

So it’s no surprise that Lin Yuanshan’s short video became popular.

Although it seems to be a bit off from the type of film I originally wanted to shoot,

But it doesn't matter.

As long as he can achieve his goal, the Dark Emperor never cares what means are used.

Chapter 139: Forced Kiss? Watch me dodge max!

Although the horror atmosphere of the amusement park itself is excellent, the actors in it lack horror movie literacy.

Lin Yuanshan felt that he couldn't hang himself on a tree.

"Brother, what should we shoot today?"

“We are ready (mi)!”

Ever since the short video went viral, macarons and tiramisu have been completely convinced by Lin Yuanshan.

According to them, even if the amusement park closes down, they will not "disappear".

Lin Yuanshan understood that this should mean that they can still find jobs after the park closes down, right?

However, although the short video became popular, the number of visitors to the park only saw a slight increase.

Although it has somewhat gotten rid of the dilemma of being completely ignored, most of the tourists who come here now just take photos with a few mascots, play one or two games, and then leave.

The lack of attractive flagship projects is the dilemma the park is currently facing.

But even so, the changes that Lin Yuanshan brought to the park made Isuzu pay attention to him.

The very next afternoon, Isuzu found Lin Yuanshan who was repairing equipment with Mofr in the candy house.

"Lin-san, guns are for shooting, not for sniffing (humo)."

"Movrusan, I was just smelling the oil on the gun. It seems you have taken good care of it. But 7.62 bullets are contraband. Where did you get them?"

"Kukuku, this is the secret, the Magic Kingdom is not as simple as you think (humo)!"

"Bang! Bang!"

"so close!"

Looking at Mofulu who was shot and fell to the ground, Lin Yuanshan patted his chest and felt a little scared.

Luckily I dodged quickly. When will Isuzu change his habit of shooting anyone he sees?

"I will confiscate the contraband. High-powered lethal weapons are not allowed in the park!"

"Hey, you have no right to say that when you're carrying a musket!"

Lin Yuanshan complained, but Isuzu pretended not to hear it at all.

"Mr. Lin, the real manager of the park, Ms. Latifa Furlanza, invites you to come over."

"Huh? Aren't you the manager of the park?"

"I am only the acting manager. Her Highness Latifa is the real manager."

"Ok."

The setting of this park is really impressive. It’s a different era now, and there’s still a highness.

But then again, the Japanese character setting has been ingrained in our minds for a long time.

Their Schrödinger's three magical instruments and the king's crane sound would seem outrageous in other countries, but seem more normal in Japan.

The setting of Gancheng can only be regarded as a Japanese feature.

While he was daydreaming, Isuzu had already taken Lin Yuanshan to the elevator heading to the castle in the center of the park.

The elevator is open, but unlike ordinary sightseeing elevators, it is separated from the elevator shaft by a rusty sliding door.

It is a relic of the last century.

Climbing to the top floor, the park's manager, Latifa, was pouring black tea into teacups from a teapot.

A British style.

Having said that, if you don’t add sugar and milk to your tea, it’s not authentic!

The people of old London with their Union Jack flags wouldn't drink tea like that.

"You must be Mr. Lin Yuanshan, please take a seat."

"Hello, Her Majesty Latifa."

Lin Yuanshan greeted everyone and sat down in a familiar manner.

But Isuzu turned around and left quietly, as if the two of them were about to do something shameful.

Noticing something unusual, Lin Yuanshan asked:

"Your Highness Latifa, let me ask you in advance, there shouldn't be any large-yield bombs buried under this castle, right?"

"Eh? Why do you say that?"

The main reason is that the simulation objects I have encountered recently are too abnormal!

Having said that, few of the simulated objects that Lin Yuanshan encountered were normal.

"Just think of it as me being overly nervous."

"Haha, Mr. Lin is really good at joking. But I didn't invite Mr. Lin here just to chat with you."

"I understand. Let's get down to business."

"Well, on behalf of the Brilliant Amusement Park in Gancheng, I would like to formally offer you a job. In the next three months, I would like you to help the amusement park reach a passenger flow of 250,000. Do you accept it?"

Latifah was a little nervous when she said this.

Lin Yuanshan was puzzled:

"Why is it 250,000? There are both decimal places and whole places. Does it have any special meaning?"

"If we can't do this, the people from Gancheng Planning Company will take back the management rights of the park, and we, the residents of the Magic Kingdom, will be homeless!"

The Magic Kingdom again.

Just understand it as unemployment here.

"Well, actually this isn't a difficult task for me. But why don't we be more direct and deal with the people from Gancheng Planning Company directly? If Isuzu takes action, plus I'm an observer, I'm sure we can kill their leader with one strike."

"......"

Latifah felt that she seemed a little impulsive.

Although the man in front of me has some marketing talent, his personality seems a bit weird...

"Haha, I'm just kidding. I accept your commission. As for the reward, we'll talk about it after the job is done."

"Isuzu really didn't make a mistake. As an advance reward, I will grant you magic on behalf of the royal family of the Magic Kingdom!"

Latifa said this, and suddenly moved her face closer at an astonishing speed.

If it was an ordinary male high school student, he would probably have lost his first kiss to her sudden attack.

Unfortunately, she was facing the Dark Emperor.

The emperor of the dark world has the ability to protect his first kiss even when facing a royal family that controls magic!

Not to mention Latifa, even if ten of them came together and kissed him forcefully,

He was also confident that he could dodge it by force.

This is the power of Chitanda's enhanced five senses!

"What are you doing all of a sudden, Latifa-sama!"

"Eh? You hid from us...?"

"Of course. It's not an anti-material sniper rifle bullet. Why can't you dodge it?"

"I made a great effort to..."

"Hey, hey, hey, Your Highness Latifa, kissing is something that needs to be consensual!"

Latifa blushed and said:

"How can granting magic be considered a kiss?"

"Okay, that's all for today's conversation. I'll take my leave now."

Although he didn't show it, Lin Yuanshan had already labeled the woman in front of him as "regrettable".

What kind of person would sneak attack and forcefully kiss someone as soon as they meet?

Could it be that Latifa is the type of domineering female president?

Anyway, it's better to have less involvement.

In comparison, Isuzu's personality is much more normal.

Although he would shoot at any moment, there was more than one explosion maniac among the simulation subjects he knew.

Compared to them, Isuzu is considered gentle and easy-going.

Thinking of this, Lin Yuanshan left the Paradise Castle where Latifah was.

I just happened to see Isuzu throwing two unconscious tourists out of the park.

"This is?"

"Oh, they tried to do something to the performers in the park, but I beat them and made them lose their memory."

"Okay, so it's just amnesia. I was wondering if I should get some tools to help you sort them out and bury them."

Lin Yuanshan said so.

Sure enough, Isuzu is still too gentle.

Chapter 140: The end of McDonald’s has come!

"I was wondering why there were so many items left in the store. It turns out they lost business."

Inside the kotatsu, Rikka said this without any sense of crisis.

Her sister has always been like this, and Shihua hopes that she can always remain so innocent.

Besides, there is a reliable person at the table with whom you can discuss things.

Lin Yuanshan realized what Shihua meant and said:

"Touka, do you mean that the M company on the other side is engaging in unfair competition against us?"

After working together for a while, Shihua has already mastered the essence of her cooking skills, and she can even apply for a job as a chef in a famous hotel.

There is no possibility that their business will be taken away by a mere McDonald's on the corner.

"Yes, it's obviously a chain store, but they use despicable means! So, Mr. Lin, you must have some good way to deal with them!"

Looking at Shihua's expectant eyes, Lin Yuanshan couldn't help but wipe his sweat.

What does it mean?

In reality, I am not the emperor of the dark world, but just an ordinary high school student who yearns for peace!

Does Touka have some strange misunderstanding about herself?

However......

Karasuma Chitose stopped Touka's horrible behavior without hesitation.