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On the other side, Karasuma Chitose, who was still retching, felt a little disdainful.

Tsk, are you choosing to be a coward?

I thought they would send a few store clerks over to “reason” with me.

After all, flies are just protein.

During the special training, she even ate live earthworms. A girl named Shima Rin on the forum even shared her experience of chewing some insect larvae raw.

That's the real deal and it will explode.

After pretending to be pitiful, Karasuma Chitose was seriously called an ambulance by M to have her body checked.

In this way, although the other party is forced to suffer losses,

But this operation cannot be considered a complete success.

In her expectation, several shop assistants would rush over and be knocked down by her. She would then take the opportunity to rush into the kitchen and send all the employees of McDonald's to the hospital.

In this case, business will naturally not be done.

It’s a pity that the other party chose to apologize and settle the matter peacefully.

But she is only the weakest among the Four Heavenly Kings.

There are more exciting programs waiting for them next.

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Compared to Karasuma Chitose who relies purely on his hand skills,

Hayasaka Ai's methods seem more direct.

If she hadn't had a falling out with her family, the matter could probably be settled with just a phone call.

But now she can't directly use her family connections. Fortunately, she has an aunt who loves her very much since she was a child in the Tokyo Entertainment Industry Review Committee.

So on the afternoon of the day when Karasuma Chitose was taken away by ambulance,

The McDonald's next door was asked to suspend business and make corrections because it violated the Japanese sex industry law...

"Hey, you must be mistaken no matter how you think about it. We are in the catering industry, not the entertainment industry!!!"

No matter how McDonald's employees explained, the people on the review committee just had stern faces and looked unyielding.

It was the store manager who came forward and negotiated with the committee members:

"No matter what, if you say we violated the Customs and Industry Law, you have to clearly state which article we violated, right?"

However, the committee explained:

"What's up with that puppet in front of your store?"

"That's Ronald McDonald, our mascot, famous all over the world!"

“I don’t care if it’s world-famous or not. Anyway, you put a perverted uncle in tights in front of the store. Look at the way it sticks out its tongue. I can’t stand it!

We have shown you mercy by not charging you with public obscenity! Suspend your business and rectify the situation!"

"you!"

The manager of McDonald's felt his blood pressure rising.

But there was no way, he really had no connections with the Entertainment Industry Review Committee.

Moreover, they never imagined that a restaurant like theirs would be asked to make changes because its mascot was too weird!

But never mind, this little trick would at most shut them down for half a day.

Again, they are the McDonald's that has opened chain stores all over the world!

However, half a day after the store manager gave himself some encouragement.

In the early morning, a small truck carrying oranges blatantly dumped the oranges in front of the door of the McDonald's store that was preparing to reopen.

"What are you doing? This is too much. We are going to call the police!"

However, when the two strong men who got off the car raised a flag, the shop assistants immediately stopped talking.

Blocking main roads with agricultural products as a means of protest is a fine political tradition of Neon farmers.

Even the police station is unwilling to deal with such troublesome matters. They can only wait for these people to achieve their demands, or leave when they are tired.

Therefore, McDonald’s opening hours were extended by one day again.

The third day followed.

The people from the Department of Health came again.

"We have already negotiated with the customer about the fly, and she has decided not to pursue the matter further."

The store manager said this confidently in the face of the aggressive inspectors from the Department of Health.

However, the next second, he was handcuffed by the Neon Customs officers behind the inspector.

"We now suspect that you are involved in a beef smuggling case in Australia. Come with us."

Chapter 142: I haven't even started to exert my strength yet, why are you guys acting like a demon first?

"Isuzu, look, if you just move your head quickly from side to side, you won't be able to predict the direction my kiss will come from, right?"

As Latifa spoke, she quickly shook her head and made a kissing gesture.

Because the speed was so fast, she even left an afterimage in the air.

"Um... Your Highness, you don't have to worry about Lin Yuanshan. He just doesn't know the process of granting magic."

"That's why I'm betting on the glory of the Maple Leaf Kingdom's royal family. I will never let him escape next time!"

Isuzu always felt that the Latifa in front of her seemed to be a little broken.

Could it be that after someone dodged a kiss with his elusive body movements, he was devastated and became a little abnormal?

Why not find an opportunity next time to knock Lin Yuanshan unconscious and tie him up here...

But his magical body movements were indeed a problem, and even the magic bullets could not hit him.

It seems that we have to attack him while he is off guard.

"Well, Your Highness, next is the weekly department meeting. Lin Yuanshan will make the initial work arrangements at the meeting. Do you want to go and take a look?"

"No, I don't intend to interfere with the work in the garden before successfully granting magic!"

Isn’t Latifa too stubborn?

Thinking this, Isuzu left the castle and came to the meeting room.

She was the last one to arrive and her role was the director's "supervisor".

"Okay, now that everyone is here, let's get started."

Lin Yuanshan is quite reliable when he is working, but this "reliability" is often manifested in quite extreme forms.

"Let's start with the first topic: how to increase the number of visitors to our park? Do you have any constructive suggestions?"

Of course, no one could come up with any good ideas, or perhaps all the ideas they could think of had already been tried.

The amusement park itself is in very poor condition and cannot be saved by ordinary means.

"Well, it's obvious that if you have a solution, you wouldn't ask an outsider like me for help, so I'll get straight to the point.

In the next three months, if we want to reach 250,000 visitors, Gancheng must give up normal ticket revenue, which means that our tickets will be free for the next 90 days."

"Hey, kid, it costs money to run an amusement park. Water and electricity won't grow out of the ground on their own!"

Wrench, the amusement park's facility manager, said so.

Lin Yuanshan just told him to be patient:

"Not only will we not charge admission fees, we will also give money to tourists. This is the mortgage procedure for part of the amusement park's land. I have already completed it and am just waiting for you, Isuzu, to sign it."

"What? You're going to sell the amusement park?"

"No, I'm just mortgaging a small piece of land in exchange for 100 million yen in start-up capital. I plan to use this money as a 'bonus'."

Mofulu on the side was the first to react and said:

"You're not planning to have some prize-giving activities in the amusement park to attract tourists, are you (humo)?"

"Yes, I plan to hold the 'First Gancheng Glory Amusement Park Grand Prix' in the next three months. All tickets will be free during the grand prize competition.

In other words, it is free to enter the park to play in the facilities, but if you want to participate in the grand prize competition and win the final grand prize of "100 million yen", you must spend "30 yen" to buy a "visa" for the park.

Only visa holders are eligible to play the "additional project". Those who pass the project will receive a corresponding poker card voucher, and those who collect 1-k poker cards (regardless of suit) will receive the final grand prize of million yen. "

"I see. It's like a check-in event like the Children's Day Garden Party, right?"

The bespectacled lady of the Accounting Department, Ya Xie, said so.

Lin Yuanshan nodded and said:

"It can also be understood that way."

Isuzu said:

"But if we come up with some children's project like sticky nose, won't the grand prize be taken away immediately?"

“So, when designing your project, you should try to increase the difficulty while leaving room for tourists to operate.”

Mofruz asked again:

“So the actual ticket price is 30 yen (humo)?”

"No, if any of the projects fail, the 'visa' will expire, and you will need to go back to the exit and apply for a new visa for 30 yen."

This is Lin Yuanshan’s routine.

The so-called free is the most expensive. Adding DLC ​​to free games is the mainstream way to make money in the industry today.

There is no reason for Lin Yuanshan not to use it.

"By the way, regarding the design of the 'additional project', I definitely can't come up with all of it by myself, and you are the ones who are ultimately responsible for the project, so I'd like to trouble you to go back and use your brains tonight.

I can provide you with a simple idea.”

Lin Yuanshan said as he tapped the blackboard:

“The spade-suit activities are mainly aimed at testing tourists’ physical strength, such as kicking cans.

For the diamond suit project, I hope you can provide some intellectual games, such as filling in the blanks with numbers, quick calculations, etc.

The plum blossom colors are preferably parent-child types, which tests the teamwork of tourists.

To create a little competition among tourists, it is better to design some games related to psychological games.

After you have designed your project, I will rate it from 1 to 13 based on the difficulty. The higher the level, the higher the salary will be.

By the way, if you just pile up numbers, you won’t be able to pass it. For example, asking tourists to jump onto a five-meter-high wall is not allowed.

Do you understand what I mean?"

Everyone nodded.

Lin Yuanshan was very satisfied. After all, the loyalty of Gancheng’s employees was quite reliable.

"Okay, I'm going to prepare the promotional materials for the Grand Prix. Please come with me, Sales Director Sanjiaozi. The rest of you can go home."

Lin Yuanshan said this and took Sanjiaozi to the information center of the park.

But after he left, the crowd showed no intention of adjourning the meeting.

"Ahem, as the overseer of the park, I would like to add a few simple words."

Based on his own understanding, Isuzu felt it necessary to explain the direction of the project design to his employees again.

"First of all, I think Lin Yuanshan's intention is to design the game to be as desperate as possible so that tourists can't really get the bonus, otherwise the park's deficit will increase."

Following Isuzu's direction, Mofuru also began to add:

“So, the so-called spade game is the type of game that makes tourists exhausted and struggling between exhaustion (humo)?”

Accountant Yaxie pushed up his glasses and said:

"Then, the diamond game is the type that allows employees to use their intelligence to fight tourists."

Isuzu continued: