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"What the hell are you talking about!?"

"Have you never heard of 'resurrecting the dead'? If the body is not put into the coffin for a long time, I'm afraid your family will not have peace tonight."

"I don't believe you, stop changing the subject, just let's talk..."

The Yamada family wanted to bring the topic back to the topic.

But he was interrupted by Lin Yuanshan:

"The old man hasn't chosen a burial site yet, right? If the feng shui is not good, the business of his descendants will probably be affected. There are also paper money, paper figures and wreaths to be buried with him. Who should be invited to the funeral and what ceremony should be presided over?

Do you prefer Western or Japanese style? If the old man died suddenly, do you need to invite monks to chant sutras or priests to hold mass? There are rules for this!"

As he spoke, he pulled over the person who looked the most prestigious in the crowd in a very familiar manner.

[Your skill --- Funeral Wedding Level 5 is activated! ]

Just like that, the adults in the Yamada family felt themselves drifting away, and were inexplicably dragged into the arrangements for the funeral by Lin Yuanshan.

And you actually think that what this guy said... makes sense?

Whether it was the local burial customs or the funeral rituals, this guy knew everything about them.

According to Lin Yuanshan,

The Yamada family only needs to spend a small amount of money to hold a grand and dignified funeral.

They had quarreled before because of the old man's funeral.

Now Lin Yuanshan has put forward various plans in an orderly manner, which is exactly what they want.

So gradually, not many people started to care about the kidnapping of Aoi Yamada.

Lin Yuanshan talked with everyone until late at night and declined their invitation for a midnight snack.

"Then it's settled, Mr. Shikada Jiu. Father's funeral will be left to you. This is the funeral money we paid in advance."

"Well, I won't take your money for now. Wait for me at home tomorrow morning. I'll ask the monks, Taoist priests and priests to carry the old man's coffin into the mourning hall. I promise to make it a glorious and dignified occasion for you!"

"Okay, it's a deal!"

"A word is settled!"

......

In the van of the program production team,

The group fled the town almost overnight.

"You sound so reasonable, I thought you were really going to preside over such a funeral!"

Hotaru Edaribashi complained.

Lin Yuanshan shook his head:

"They are just a bunch of poor people. They can't make much money. Who would be willing to take such an order?"

With his level of skills, he is more than capable of handling the funerals of some wealthy people.

Why waste time in such a remote place?

......

After returning to Tokyo, due to the accident that almost happened earlier,

The Zhichui family no longer dared to let the eldest daughter go out on field trips.

Lin Yuanshan also had a relatively relaxing period.

Until something happened.

"We have checked the citizen system and found out that your name is Lin Yuanshan, not Lu Tianjiu!"

"Oh."

Facing the questioning from a director of the Zhidare family, Lin Yuanshan remained quite calm.

“So, you’re fired!”

"Okay, please settle the N+1 salary."

"you......."

In fact, Lin Yuanshan was fired mainly because this guy occupied the toilet every day without doing anything.

He slacked off every day and often harassed his colleagues in the advertising department.

Because there were so many reports, the company had to find a reason to fire him.

As for the "longevity bag" project he was in charge of researching, because the design was too gloomy, several trial works could not be sold at all!

So, Lin Yuanshan took the compensation and returned home happily as the nemesis of capitalists.

After this period of self-training, he finally got what he wanted.

[After theoretical and practical learning, you have acquired the skill---horror film shooting level 1 (second-rate web drama director)]

As for why it is a horror movie, it may be related to the skill I got randomly this time.

Whatever the genre, it's always a good start.

Lin Yuanshan directly used two skill upgrade coupons.

[Your skill --- horror film shooting has been upgraded to level 3 (third-rate horror film director)]

A third-rate horror film director, his level is probably that of some domestic thrillers that can be sold.

Now that I have the skills and the initial capital,

I can finally start to show my talents and improve my skills comprehensively!

Just when Lin Yuanshan was thinking this,

A strange character showed up uninvited at the door of the store he had previously bought.

And he brought a big suitcase.

"As you can see, I had a falling out with my family because of you.

So, Mr. Lin Yuanshan, are you still hiring shop assistants here? "

The homeless young lady, Hotaru Edaripura, said so.

There is no doubt that Hotaru Edairi, who has fallen out with his family, is no longer of any economic value.

But this delicate face and that proud figure,

It seems a pity to just refuse like that.

Don't get me wrong, as the dark emperor, Lin Yuanshan certainly doesn't have those worldly desires.

It’s just that his horror movie is still lacking a protagonist.

Isn’t this just in time?

As for the fact that Hotaru Edadare has no acting skills, wouldn't it be better not to tell her that she is preparing to make a horror movie?

"Of course we are hiring a clerk. The Great Shocker Funeral Shop welcomes you to work here!"

"Wait, isn't this a snack shop?"

Hotaru Shidare finally sensed something was wrong, but she still didn't realize the seriousness of the matter.

From the moment she chose to believe Lin Yuanshan, she was destined to be manipulated by him.

Chapter 1 You have acquired the skill - Comedy Filmmaking Level

"Strictly speaking, the underlying logic of our business is similar to that of selling snacks, except that snacks are sold to living people, while our services are sold to dead people."

Lin Yuanshan put the dead man's brain into his skull as if nothing had happened, and said this to Zhi Chuiying with a normal expression.

Because of the conflict with his family, on the one hand, it was because Lin Yuanshan, who he had invited, was driven away,

On the other hand, the family's business direction seemed to be deviated in the eyes of Hotaru Edadare.

It seems that the Shidare family is not satisfied with just developing in the snack industry and wants to expand its business.

If it is just to develop similar industries such as stationery and toys, it is acceptable.

But the Edadare family actually wanted to interfere in the traditional field of the Hayasaka family: automobile manufacturing.

Even the Shinomiya family, with its strong capital, was unable to take over the Hayasaka family's private land, and only swallowed up its banking industry.

But they suffered a lot in the automobile manufacturing industry.

However, the Edadare family actually tried to use its own size to compete with the Hayasaka family for the market in the new energy sector, which is tantamount to hitting a rock with an egg.

But the young people in the family were all overwhelmed by the current trend.

As a representative of the conservatives, although Edadare Hotaru has the right of inheritance in name, he does not actually have his own team.

So she simply picked up her bag and ran away in anger.

She had originally thought that it would be better to work as a clerk in a snack shop in Lin Yuanshan.

Even if this guy is a liar, his skills in making dim sum are real.

However, she didn't realize that Lin Yuanshan's store was actually a "funeral store".

Oh no, it has now developed into a funeral home.

With the money he earned from the Shidare family, this guy even opened an underground cold storage.

Then, relying on the relationship with the police station, he outsourced the "corpse collection work" to the social assistance station.

In other words, the Tokyo City Government pays the money and is responsible for collecting the unclaimed bodies lying on the streets.

They are usually homeless people, either frozen to death or died of disease.

Due to the economic depression and aging population, there is a huge gap in the body collection job.

So as soon as Zhi Chui Ying entered the industry, he was extremely busy.

She was assigned a job as a hearse driver in the store, and had to make dozens of trips to and from the crematorium every day.

This made her doubt her life this month.

I was thinking about going back and inheriting the family business.

But soon she stopped thinking so, because she seemed...

Being entangled by something strange...

To be precise, it should be that he has awakened some special ability?

Simply put, as she worked more deeply, she began to see some strange things.

At first, there was an old lady who died on the street. But a guy who had been cremated appeared in front of her in good health.

And I kept asking myself "Can I see it?"

Then came the strange woman in white, the little girl in red,

There are also strange people wearing black cloaks and carrying sickles.

These things often appear late at night, but Lin Yuanshan seems to be completely unable to see them.

There is no doubt that he must have awakened a certain ability called "Yin Yang Eyes".

Time goes back to the present.

Lin Yuanshan was reinstalling the brain on the corpse while teaching Shidare Hotaru the skills of the trade.

The deceased this time had a family member and died in a car accident, but because the death was too tragic, the people at the Traffic Department were unwilling to handle it, so they entrusted the case to this side.

The family hoped that the deceased could look more decent before burial, so Lin Yuanshan had to take her to do the stitching work overnight.

But this is not the point. The point is that there is a strange woman with wings and horns, breathing into Lin Yuanshan's neck!

But Lin Yuanshan seemed to be completely unable to see it.