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"But are all of you actors so dedicated? You actually traveled thousands of miles alone to save the director."

Because he had not yet realized that his "shooting plan" had been exposed, Lin Yuanshan mistook Mi* for the actress who would play the role of the victim in the basement.

Seeing that she was so scared that her legs went limp, he simply went over and carried her into the car.

"You actually drove my car here. That's very thoughtful of you. But you better go back first. I need to 'deal' with these people. It may take me all night."

After a long silence at the driver's seat, Hotaru Edare finally regained some consciousness and spoke:

"I'm sorry for getting you involved in family matters."

"what?"

When he heard the familiar voice up close, Lin Yuanshan realized that he had recognized the wrong person.

"Hina, why are you here?"

"I received a warning from my family and am ready to come and rescue you..."

"Oh, it is indeed more dangerous this time."

As Lin Yuanshan spoke, he took something out of his pocket and said:

"Fortunately this old fellow took a bullet for me."

That thing was actually a bag of salt!

I was distracted at the time and failed to avoid the oncoming bullet.

Even the five senses were strengthened and I couldn't react.

If it weren't for this packet of salt, I would have probably ended this simulation.

This may be the favor of the god of complaints.

"Um... Mr. Lin, besides running a funeral home, do you have any other part-time jobs, such as being a perverted and curious human cyborg?"

"No, I'm just an ordinary person. If you feel guilty about the deaths of those sharkmen, you don't have to."

Lin Yuanshan closed the car door and comforted Zhi Chuiying:

"As for shark hands, you will die sooner or later. What's the difference between dying in my hands and dying somewhere else?"

Chapter 212 You Will Live Out Your Life in the Federation

After burning the sharks in Southeast Asia, I returned to the funeral home.

It's almost dawn.

Lin Yuanshan found that Zhi Chuiying was chewing on a delicious stick and squatting at the gate waiting for him in an unruly manner.

"You got up so early."

Lin Yuanshan took out a delicious stick from her pocket, opened it skillfully, and then chewed it.

As the daughter of a snack supplier, Hotaru Edadare is a fanatic about all kinds of snacks.

But I don’t know why, I don’t gain weight even though I eat so many snacks.

"I didn't sleep last night."

Even though she was wearing makeup, it couldn't cover up her dark circles.

By the way, as a mature older sister, Hotaru Shidare’s makeup skills are probably the best Lin Yuanshan has ever seen.

"Insomnia is not good. How about I introduce you to a kind of exercise method that is beneficial to your body and mind. I guarantee that after you sweat, you will just want to sleep."

"It gives me a creepy feeling when I hear it, so forget it."

Shidairi Hotaru was almost instinctively afraid of the "exercise" proposed by Lin Yuanshan.

Besides, what happened last night was too exciting, and she took a while to recover.

Although the family sent out the shark killer, she also thought about the possibility that Lin Yuanshan could use his intelligence to escape.

I was also prepared to settle accounts with those bastards at home if he unfortunately died.

Unfortunately, it was the sharks who died...

And it seems that with this guy's personality, the leader of the Edare family will probably die soon...

"Well, Lin Yuanshan, if you want to take action, I will tell you the name of the main messenger. Can you just kill him?"

"What are you talking about, young lady? How could a law-abiding citizen like me attack the famous Edare family?"

Lin Yuanshan said this and canceled the order he had placed with the Gong Shui family on his smartphone.

"What was that just now......"

"It's just a little nitroglycerin, nothing special. I think I'd better return it after thinking about it."

"So you want to blow up the entire Shidairi Building!"

"For the sake of the young lady, I won't mind it."

He was really ready to let this matter go.

After all, Lin Yuanshan is not a petty person. The Minister of the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare offended him, but he is still alive and well, right?

Speaking of the previous simulation, if Yan'an had only attacked him, he wouldn't have ended up being fed apples.

After all, he, the Dark Emperor, has too many enemies and doesn't care if anyone wants to kill him.

But the premise is that it cannot involve the people around him, otherwise he will go crazy.

I'm afraid even the federal president would have to use his imagination.

"Let's not talk about that anymore, let's talk about the movie. Since you know I'm doing a side job, I'll let you join in."

“So you’re still going to make horror movies?”

"No way, I can only shoot this."

Although he has level 1 comedy filming, his skill level is not high enough.

If you shoot it, you will lose all your money.

At least the level 3 skill can help him break even.

"So what kind of horror movie are you going to make?"

"Well... how about a suicidal girl who watched a cursed videotape and then got haunted by an evil spirit?"

Lin Yuanshan brought out his outdated idea.

Shidare Hotaru complained:

"Isn't that The Ring?"

"Well, let's just ride on the popularity. A low-budget online movie must have some gimmicks. How about we claim that it is the spiritual sequel to The Ring?"

"First of all, there is already a sequel to The Ring, and it's a science fiction film. Secondly, you will definitely be sued if you do this!"

"As expected of a weeping firefly, you can always think of things I can't think of, but this is the idea I can think of right now. Forget it, I'll go clean the tools first, maybe I'll get some inspiration."

Lin Yuanshan said as he shook the chainsaw off his apron.

The exaggerated shape covered with red and white unknown liquids scared Shidairi Hotaru.

"I think you're much scarier than those lame ideas!"

"It's just a chainsaw. What's so scary about it? I've imagined a movie about a Japanese chain saw shark, but it's still too cliché. Besides, the Japanese don't buy into it!"

Unlike the federal countryside that is increasingly being forgotten by the public, a considerable number of farmers in Japan are considered middle class and have nothing to do with cooking cattle and slaughtering sheep.

Having them wear plastic bibs and hold a chainsaw would just look weird.

Most of the horror movies in Japan are based on some urban legends, which are basically related to some chaos in the process of urbanization.

Most of the terror of Japanese people happens among neighbors.

For example, the voyeur next door watching people through the cat's eye, the masked woman seen on the street corner on the tram home at midnight,

Work anxiety and concerns about social security are the sources of Japanese people's fear.

Lin Yuanshan, strictly speaking, cannot be considered a Japanese.

Naturally, he couldn't understand this.

"Lin Yuanshan, tell me, if you were put in a horror movie, what would it look like?"

Hotaru Edairi had a sudden idea.

Lin Yuanshan smiled and said:

"Then it will probably be the ghosts' turn to be afraid."

"Then why don't you be the protagonist of this movie and fight Sadako with a chainsaw?"

"Then it's not a horror movie..."

"If you were the protagonist, it wouldn't be a pure horror film."

"its not right,"

Lin Yuanshan suddenly realized something.

"As a rule of thumb, I'm the director and you're the actor!"

The zhi wei ying said:

"Let's do some calculations. What do you think is the most important thing in a horror movie?"

"story?"

"Wrong! It's scary or not! Then who is more scary between us?"

After hearing this, Lin Yuanshan thought about it, and finally pointed at himself and said:

"I?"

Upon hearing this, Zhi Chui Ying clapped his hands and said:

"That's right! So you'll be the protagonist and I'll be the director. Isn't that a reasonable assignment?"

"Hey, that's not right!"

Lin Yuanshan thought about it and felt that something was not right, but he couldn't seem to find any reason to refute it.

"Okay, so let's shoot it according to this idea?"

"Well, how about the tentative title of the movie being "Chainsaw Shark Man vs. Sadako"? "

So, this movie, which you can tell is a top-notch bad movie just by hearing its name, was finalized.

[Edairi Hotaru and you filmed the first official movie in your life, "Chainsaw Shark Man vs. Sadako"]

[Somehow, your third-rate horror filmmaking skills come in surprisingly handy when it comes to shooting this type of movie]

[Your skill --- acting level 1 proficiency has increased! ]

[Your skill---Acting level 1 is upgraded to level 2! ]

[Although the script is terrible, your outstanding shark-mania performance has won a lot of views for this online movie]

You start getting auditions for various shark-maniac roles.

[Although there were some deviations from the plan, you still successfully entered the entertainment industry]

[On the contrary, Hotaru Edadare, who only produced one bad movie, gave up her directorial career at the beginning, took over the funeral home in your hands, and traveled through the neon streets and alleys for you every day.]

[After that, you and her drifted apart. You went to Hollywood to continue your career, while she stayed in Neon and eventually lost contact with you.]

[You married a federal actress in Hollywood and ended up living in the federal government]

[Your skill---Acting level 2 is upgraded to level 3! ]

[Your skill --- Horror Filming Level 3 has been upgraded to Level 4 by analogy! ]

[This simulation ends]