There is something wrong with my dating simulator

We found the underground dark room that the original owner used to do some secret things.

The dark room was connected to Tokyo's sewer system, making it very convenient for him to escape after committing the crime.

In other words, this guy is the real creator of this "haunted house" and a complete serial killer.

But the serial shark killer was actually frightened by Lin Yuanshan's strange story that night.

He was hiding in the yard, ready to take action, but when he heard the strange talk, he subconsciously took a few steps back.

However, he stepped on a trap called "Pongi Pile", and then the severe pain triggered the electric grid trap.

That's how it became that miserable state.

While Mr. Serial Shark has been reporting from prison that horrific atrocities are being committed on the high seas,

But the police just thought he was going crazy.

He seemed to have sensed the scent of a higher-level predator from the story that night.

But ordinary people cannot understand this kind of thing.

The police department isn't a psychopath.

The haunted house issue was resolved, and the agent also gave me an additional reward, a total of 300,000 yen in part-time fees.

Although Lin Yuanshan himself felt that it was a little lacking,

But the members of the light music club were still very happy.

With the remaining money from the guitar purchase, they even bought a large water tank in the club room.

The pig-nosed turtle that I had seen in the villa before was raised there.

Chapter 257: The Dark Emperor's Weakness

"Wei has surprisingly been practicing hard lately."

After listening to the practice piece performed by Hirasawa Yui alone, Lin Yuanshan made this comment.

I thought this guy would just be in a daze when he got home, but he actually practiced hard.

And the progress seems to be pretty good.

Perhaps because of the added bonus of her name, Hirasawa Yui easily overcame the two major obstacles of barre chords and strumming.

Because the left hand is not the dominant hand, and there are issues with finger strength, it is a little more difficult for girls to practice guitar.

But Hirasawa Yui doesn't seem to have this problem at all.

In just two weeks, we accomplished what others would take half a year to do.

As a price, her fingers were rubbed in many places.

This is mainly because I practiced sliding and bending the strings before I had developed calluses.

My skills improved too quickly and my body couldn't keep up.

"Ah...it's broken again."

Hirasawa Yui stopped playing and stared at the wound on her finger in a daze.

Fortunately, Lin Yuanshan had already prepared iodine and band-aids.

"Why do I not recognize some of the Chinese characters on this band-aid label?"

Hirasawa Yui looked at the package that Lin Yuanshan took out curiously.

"cloud......"

“Yunnan Baiyao.”

In China, Yunnan Baiyao is a very magical medicine. A Chinese school doctor that Lin Yuanshan knew in his previous life once said,

There is no injury in the world that cannot be cured by Yunnan Baiyao.

If so, the quantity is not enough.

If there had been enough Yunnan Baiyao to apply on the wounds during the reign of Louis XVI, the Bourbon dynasty would not have perished.

During the process of treating the wound, Hirasawa Yui did not feel much pain.

Akiyama Mio was already squatting on the side, holding her head and trembling.

By the way, she has been wearing Lin Yuanshan's relic since it was lent to her.

But even this did not ease her fear of pain.

Tian Zhongli was thinking of teasing again.

"Mio, look, my hands are covered with blisters from playing the drums~

Look, look~"

"Ahhhhhh!!!"

Just as they were playing, the club's advisory teacher, Sawako, pushed the door open.

"Everyone, the school festival is about to start. Is the light music club ready for the performance?"

"Eh? Performance?"

Ritsu Tainaka, the band leader, looked surprised.

"You're not a cultural club, so you have to prepare a performance for the school festival, right? Otherwise, how are you going to fill out the club activity report for the year?

Have you ever participated in any group competitions or organized any public performances?"

Several members of the "After School Tea Party" band fell silent upon hearing this.

As the band's name suggests,

They haven't organized any decent band activities these days. Even Lin Yuanshan, who was supposed to be the hell instructor,

All of them were corrupted by the desserts brought by Qin Chui?, and they just drank tea and ate pancakes every day.

Completely forgot about the business.

Until this time, Sawako reminded me,

Yes! I came here to strategize about the simulated object! Why do I only think about afternoon tea these days?

Looking back on these days, apart from a small amount of time for practice, I just spent my time drinking tea-chatting-drinking tea.

Kotobuki? What a terrifying woman, she actually discovered the emperor's weakness.

"You didn't prepare anything, did you? So your club activities only have these beautiful tea sets..."

"Sawa-chan is right. It's time for tea."

Kotobuki? Started taking out desserts from her bag...

five minutes later.

Everyone in the club, including the advisor Sawako, gathered around the table and started drinking afternoon tea.

"Would you like another pancake, Lin?"

"Ok."

The Dark Emperor was once again controlled by Dessert and temporarily gave up thinking.

"So you don't have any songs ready for the performance?"

Sawako said this while finishing her dessert.

She didn't come here to force the light music club to make changes.

It’s just that Lin Yuanshan has been too idle lately, and I’m worried that he might do something horrible out of boredom.

In my impression, this guy is a complete creature from hell. God knows if he will do something extreme just for fun!

So it’s better to find something for this guy to do.

"So, how about we write a song ourselves?"

Tianzhong Ritsu suggested so.

Lin Yuanshan, who was temporarily detained, did not raise any objections.

Qinchui volunteered to compose the music.

However, given her style, the songs she composed are still a long way from pop rock.

It can almost be classified as light rock.

"Now that we have the music, who will write the lyrics?"

Lin Yuanshan and Akiyama Mio looked at each other and noticed the light in each other's eyes.

"Then let's both write one and let everyone see it tomorrow."

The next day.

Because he wrote the lyrics late yesterday, Lin Yuanshan, who fell asleep after class, was late by a rare quarter of an hour.

When he pushed the door open,

I found that everyone was huddled together around a piece of paper.

What is going on? Nanyang black magic?

Lin Yuanshan moved closer and realized that everyone was listening to the lyrics written by Akiyama Mio.

The song is called "Light and Floating Time", which is transliterated as "Slippery Egg".

Because the lyrics are too girly, they are a bit too sweet.

At this moment, everyone was getting goosebumps from the lyrics.

But surprisingly, after seeing the lyrics, Lin Yuanshan threw the one he wrote into the trash can without hesitation.

“This is a great word!”

As we all know, the Emperor of the Dark Realm has an extreme sweet tooth, so he naturally has a soft spot for sweet lyrics.

The sweeter something is, the more he likes it.

This song simply slid into his heart.

"Eh? Did Lin decide to use this term?"

Tian Zhongli was very surprised. After all, this guy usually looked like a performance artist who ran out of a heavy metal band.

There is no doubt that he will throw the spotlight at the lead singer during the performance.

How could such a person like Mio's lyrics?

Could this be the legendary feeling of having Satan in your heart and smelling the roses?

Because the lyrics were decided today, everyone spent their time playing together.

It’s a pity that the five people’s pace was not very consistent during their first performance together.

Because Lin Yuanshan's skills were so good, even though he was disguised as a beginner, he still looked out of place.

As the lead singer, Hirasawa Yui can't sing after playing the piano. She is completely one-track-minded.

Ritsu Tainaka and Akemi Akiyama have a good rapport, but Ritsu Tainaka is the type who is easily affected by the atmosphere and gets high.

The performance was sometimes good and sometimes bad.

As for Akiyama Mio, she is too shy, which makes people worried that something unexpected might happen during the performance.

It was Qinchui who performed the most stably, without any mistakes from beginning to end.

But no matter what, it's always a good thing to have a first time.

After everyone left the club room, Sawako, who had finished her daily affairs, came to the club room but found nothing.

"Oh? You're not here for afternoon tea today?"

Because the ensemble was too tiring, the light music club members went home early today.