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In a dark corner of the school, Lin Yuanshan, who was monitoring everyone's movements through the eavesdropping device in his bag, smiled slightly.

Ha, you’ve taken the bait.

Chapter 274 Training Plan

The next day.

"Now that you have discovered me, I have nothing to hide."

Lin Yuanshan smiled bitterly.

[Your skill --- acting level 3 is now effective! ]

With his excellent acting skills, everyone in the light music club believed that the man in front of them was dying.

"Actually, you don't need to worry about me. I can cure diseases that are not fatal, and Buddha can save those who are destined to be saved. Everything is just fate.

But before I die, if I have the chance, I still want to see the scenery of the Budokan."

Lin Yuanshan sighed deeply, looking very lonely.

Seeing him like this, the members of the after-school tea party looked at each other.

After nodding, he quickly came to the instrument.

"One, two, three, four!"

The prelude to the brisk, clumsy guitar chords was a song Lin Yuanshan had never heard before.

"Well, if you want to recall the fragments of memory

Give it a name and keep it in your collection

......"

The song titled "Meeting Angel" was playing in the not very spacious room.

Because it was written on the spur of the moment, it took Hirasawa Yui, who had no knowledge of music theory, a whole night to sing the tune.

Her hands were bandaged from over-practice.

Tian Zhongli's hands also had blisters.

Akiyama Mio even put a pain relief patch on her shoulder. She could barely lift her hands due to excessive training.

The keyboard player's voice is hoarse. She has the highest level of music theory. She was singing and making changes at the same time yesterday and almost ruined her voice.

There were sleeping bags scattered on the floor. They had been in the office all night yesterday, so they used this to get by for a while.

Soon, the sound of rhythm guitar was heard outside the door.

It was Nakano Azusa. She heard about Lin Yuanshan's situation and finally let go of her grudge.

Decided to join the light music club at the request of other members.

The five-member performance was filled with emotion, and lead singer Yui Hirasawa even cried at the end of the song.

Soon everyone was infected by the crying and started to shed tears.

"Woooooooo..."

Looking at the members of the K-Music Club crying in front of me,

Lin Yuanshan felt somewhat guilty.

If I don't die after this, it seems like it will be difficult to end it...

But now, I can no longer say that I made up leukemia...

I listened to their rehearsal process countless times on the bug yesterday, and I already knew the name of the new song. But because I have listened to it so many times, I don’t feel surprised or touched at all, and I can’t even express it…

Last night when they were rehearsing, I was drinking Coke on the sofa while complaining that their arrangement was too childish. This kind of thing is even more unspeakable...

Forget it, at worst I can just say it was a misdiagnosis!

As long as the mind does not slip, there are more solutions than difficulties.

[Your skill --- acting level 3 is now effective! ]

When the song ended, Lin Yuanshan wiped away his tears.

"Everyone, I have received your kindness and I have felt your determination. Let's charge towards the martial arts hall together!"

"it is good!"

Tian Zhongli said this, with tears on her face, she moved a stool for Lin Yuanshan.

"Please watch out for what's next, Lin-san. We'll work hard on your part as well!"

"What do you mean?"

Lin Yuanshan was a little confused.

Akiyama Mio said:

"Don't be so stubborn. How can you perform on stage if you have leukemia? It just so happens that Nakano-san can take over your rhythm guitar. As a senior in the band, you can guide her during practice!"

Lin Yuanshan:

"..."

Because the acting of pretending to have leukemia was too realistic,

The Emperor of the Dark World was kicked out of the after-school tea party band in his second year of high school...

If I had known this earlier, I would have developed Alzheimer’s disease!

Well, a qualified emperor would never complain about unexpected accidents.

Because the plan has been made long ago!

Even if he is not here, the band can still practice at full intensity!

What specific method is used?

Because the band members forbade Lin Yuanshan, who was suffering from a serious illness, to stay up late with them,

So he had plenty of time to plot his conspiracy at night.

According to his assessment, the band’s biggest enemy at the moment is physical strength during performances.

But asking this group of people to take the initiative to undergo physical training is like asking federal police to give up donuts.

As everyone knows, Lin Yuanshan never does anything that forces others to do anything.

It's just exercising your physical strength, so no matter how you exercise, it's not exercising, right?

So, that night, he pulled the campus fire alarm three times.

The school once thought that the alarm was malfunctioning.

In order to increase the realism, he also used smoke bombs.

The members of the light music club were exhausted from running around in the dark smoke.

I went up and down the stairs countless times.

Of course, in addition to exercise, nutrition must also be maintained.

Except for Hirasawa Yui, the others in the band have some nutritional deficiencies.

So Lin Yuanshan secretly added protein powder to the tea.

Let the heat flow into their bodies unconsciously.

This also causes them to feel something is wrong when they step on the scale every day because their weight is increasing rapidly.

Mio Akiyama simply gave up rice for her main meal.

But this is exactly what Lin Yuanshan wants. As the saying goes, if you don't have enough carbohydrates, you can make up for it with high-quality protein.

Akiyama Mio would never have thought that in the health-preserving and weight-loss tea that Lin Yuanshan made for her every day,

Added lethal doses of powerful nutrients.

As a result, after two weeks, the muscles of the members of the light music club became more and more obvious.

Almost as good as a female boxer.

In the evening, in addition to pulling the fire alarm, Lin Yuanshan also came up with various "incentive measures" to increase the intensity of members' exercise.

Including but not limited to: haunted office, heavy iron blocks in schoolbags, gangsters breaking into the house, ninja wars, cyborg fights, monsters coming, etc.

The main feature is to have new tricks every day and increase the intensity every day.

After two weeks, the members were finally able to withstand the high-intensity instrumental performance.

Lin Yuanshan was confident that even if they put a lion on the stage, they had a way to kill the lion while playing.

Inside the department two weeks later.

"Click---"

"Wei-chan, I've told you so many times to open the door gently. Look at you, you've taken the door down again."

As Lin Yuanshan spoke, he picked up a hammer and nailed the door back together.

"Hey~"

Due to the rapid increase in physical strength, the band members were still somewhat unfit.

But these are minor issues.

The goal of this stage has been achieved. In the next stage, we should find ways to improve their music theory knowledge and musical sense.

Compared to physical strength, this one is more difficult.

Of course, as the Dark Emperor, Lin Yuanshan has a way.

So the next day, when the five members of the band woke up from their sleeping bags,

I suddenly discovered that there was a group of "new friends" in the office.

"Lin... Lin-san, what are those long, strip-shaped things that are crawling... crawling on the ground?"

Even the usually brave Tianzhong Ritsu was a little scared at this moment.

Lin Yuanshan said calmly:

"Don't ask when you already know the answer. These are a group of friends who love music very much. As long as you start playing, nothing will get hurt~"

"Then... that must be a prop, right?"

Nakano Azusa still retained a one in ten thousand chance of success.

"Sigh~~~"

"Ahhhhhh!!!"

"Don't shout, or you might get bitten~"

At this time, there are at least hundreds of friends who love music in the club.

The deterrent effect on the members of the light music club is extremely great.

“Oh, by the way, don’t think this is a non-toxic category.

Because this group of friends also has a scientific name,

It's called Cobra."

Lin Yuanshan said this with a smile.

Chapter 275: I’m so high!

"hiss---"

"Don't worry, Cobra loves music, so start playing!"

Being stared at by hundreds of pairs of cold-blooded eyes with malicious intent, even the members of the Light Music Club, whose physical fitness had been greatly enhanced, were frightened to the point of their bodies becoming rigid.

But Lin Yuanshan was right. The cobras would dance along when they felt the ground resonance caused by the music.