There is something wrong with my dating simulator

This is too dangerous, how could this be something I would think in real life!

Calm down, Lin Yuanshan, you are not the Dark Emperor, you are just an ordinary cartoonist!

"This is a rare opportunity. How about the Explosion Master also come for an interview?"

"Eh? Is it okay without any arrangements?"

"No problem, I'll just talk to the editor-in-chief when the time comes. Everyone is very interested in the mysterious Explosion Master!"

"Ok."

Lin Yuanshan didn't have any hidden secrets, so he was naturally not afraid of interviews.

So halfway through the interview, the interviewee became him.

"It seems that Explosion Master and Kotori Master have a very good relationship. How did they get to know each other in the first place?"

"It was probably fate. Kotori is very interested in comics, and I aspire to be a comic artist. You may not know that my parents had an accident a few years ago.

I had to find a way to support myself, and it was during this difficult time that my neighbor Liuhua came over to help me. ”

Lin Yuanshan's narration fully illustrates what the art of communication is.

But if he still had the virtue of honesty, he would probably blurt out:

"Hehe, I'm just using Rikka Takanashi to make money!"

"What a touching story! So you chose to become a comics artist in order to make a living?"

Hearing this, Lin Yuanshan touched his nose and said:

"Not entirely. It's also because of my love for comics and my dream of becoming a comic artist."

If his honest virtue still exists, he would probably say:

"If I hadn't become a cartoonist, I would probably have become a shark hunter."

"Like many cartoonists, what keeps Bakuen-sensei going is his love for cartoons!"

An hour later,

The Shueisha reporter left satisfied.

Lin Yuanshan let out a long sigh.

Finally got this guy gone.

"Rikka, next time you want to do an interview, it's better to let me know in advance. Do you remember the last time you were scammed?

This society is not as kind and simple as you think! "

"Okay, but Master, Tu Shou sent us a text message yesterday, inviting us to go to the amusement park on the outskirts of the city.

There seems to be a promotion going on over there, you can enter the park and enjoy all the attractions for just 100 yen!"

"Isn't this the same as giving it away for free? What park is so rich?"

"It seems to be called... Gancheng Radiant Amusement Park!"

"No! Thank you!"

Lin Yuanshan rejected Liuhua on the spot.

Are you kidding? There are two human-shaped nuclear bombs over there. If he goes over there rashly,

Tokyo may be leveled.

The magic of the legendary wizard would not talk to him.

Reality is not a simulation, he only has one life, and he will stay away from Gancheng for the rest of his life.

"Okay, then Toumoshi and I will go."

Liuhua felt a little lost.

"How about a different amusement park? I'll treat you. Let's go to Disney or Universal Studios!"

"There are too many people there, and I want to take a picture with Movrusan!"

It's surprising that Rikka likes a violent mascot that only knows how to fight.

But forget it.

Seeing how much she wants to go...why not bring a mask and sunglasses herself?

Latifa and Isuzu don't usually go to the park, so if you want to avoid them,

There shouldn't be any problems, right?

"Okay, then we'll leave this weekend and call Chitose, Hayasaka, and Kaguya."

With so many people around, it’s not easy to be exposed. Oh, and prepare a wig.

weekend.

Looking at Lin Yuanshan, who was fully armed and wearing a golden wig,

Liuhua felt that it was somewhat meaningless.

"Master Craftsman, what are you doing?"

"I have a cold and I'm a little bald, so I'm wearing more clothes. Don't worry about it."

Kaguya, who hadn't appeared for a long time, complained:

"You're wrapped up like a wanted criminal. Could it be that your ex-girlfriend is in the amusement park?"

"No way. How can a person like me who lives a secluded life have a girlfriend? Now that everyone is here, let's go."

Gancheng is not very close to Dashocka Apartment, and you need to take the tram and then the bus to get there.

When approaching the destination.

"Wait, don't get off there, that's a love hotel!"

"Eh? Such a big castle, I thought it was an amusement park facility?"

Liuhua was a little surprised, but she heard the bus driver in front of her say:

"It used to be a love hotel, but now it's been converted into a public toilet."

"Such a big toilet..."

This was Lin Yuanshan's turn to be surprised.

The bus driver continued:

"Of course, there's also a huge luxurious fountain in the toilet!"

I don't know how Latifa and Isuzu manage their finances. They just spend money on useless things.

The group arrived at their destination.

The main entrance of the amusement park looks quite new, and it is not at all in disrepair as shown in the simulation.

I don't know the staff in charge of ticket sales, but judging from their spirit,

The park’s revenue should be good.

It seems that the 100 yen this time is really just a promotion.

"Boom!!!"

As we walked into the amusement park, we heard a loud noise coming from behind the castle in the distance.

"what is that?"

Rikka asked.

Lin Yuanshan explained:

"Maybe some facilities inside the park are undergoing maintenance."

In fact, the noise could only be caused by Latifa and Isuzu fighting again because of something.

This is how the people of Gancheng greet each other.

"In front is the Flower Fairy Tiramisu Park, a children's project. If you are interested, you can try it."

Lin Yuanshan himself had no intention of going.

Tiramisu was an old acquaintance, so he went to ride the indoor roller coaster, but there was a possibility that he would be recognized, so he decided not to take the risk.

Chapter 282: The much-anticipated daily chapter always includes a legendary magician!

"Eh? Master Craftsman is such a bummer!"

"It's not a matter of whether it's a letdown or not. As you know, I've always been timid and can't handle the extreme speed of an indoor roller coaster."

“That’s a children’s project!”

After Karasuma Chitose finished speaking, she dragged Lin Yuanshan towards Tiramisu's garden without saying anything.

Under the terrifying force, he was taken away with almost no resistance.

"Hey, hey, hey, be gentle!"

Holding hands with Karasuma Chitose, you can enjoy a feeling similar to being torn apart by five horses.

If time goes on a little longer, I guess he will start to have a revolving door in his life.

He was forcibly dragged onto the indoor roller coaster and clamped to his seat.

On the left is Chitose, on the right is Kaguya,

I can't even escape.

Well, this group of people can't possibly cause a roller coaster shark incident. Although Tiramisu knows me,

But if you dress like this, you generally won’t have any problems.

"Really? We all came out to have fun together, but he didn't even want to ride the roller coaster, and he used the excuse that he was timid."

Qiansui knew how courageous Lin Yuanshan was.

Apart from mangoes, there is hardly anything in this world that scares him.

However, when the roller coaster slowly drove into the "Flower Fairy Stage",

Lin Yuanshan beside her actually became uneasy.

It was like seeing something extremely terrifying.

Is he really afraid of riding in children's rides?

Following his gaze, Chitose only saw a girl in a white princess dress on the main stage, boredly entertaining the tourists who drove by in a loud voice.

Although the flowers in my hands are constantly changing, and the types are never the same,

But it can be seen that the "princess" does not like this job and is just doing it perfunctorily.

"I don't know where this guy Tiramisu has gone to hide again! When we find him, we will execute him!"

While thinking about how to enjoy the pleasant torture that will inevitably come,

Latifa was performing magic tricks casually.

It is called magic, but it is actually magic. The flowers that appear here are all made by magic.

If she wants, she can also perform:

Cutting a living person into pieces and then healing them with magic.

Transform into pigeons---refers to turning employees who are not pleasing to the eye in the park into pigeons (lasting effect for one day).

Palm omelette---refers to using flame magic to heat up the eggs.

Etc., etc.

But our Lady Latifa does not have much enthusiasm for work.

She just wanted to figure out why the world line changed so frequently.

Through the ability of the legendary wizard, she can clearly tell that the timeline of this world has changed many times, and even the past has been tampered with.