There is something wrong with my dating simulator

"I'm not here to spend money. Are you still short of staff? I have worked in a big hotel in Dubai before, and my salary requirement is not high."

Erno looked at Lin Yuanshan's head wrapped in white cloth, which was somewhat distracting.

You are an East Asian, can you pretend to be an Arab just by tying your hair?

"We are a coffee shop here, and we also sell desserts. I'm afraid it's not related to your major. You can go to the next door..."

"Wait, why don't you take a look at my craftsmanship first."

"What are you doing..."

Erno didn't have time to stop Lin Yuanshan from picking up the coffee-making tools on the bar.

With his cooking and illustration skills, he drew a portrait of Nino on the coffee.

It just stunned her.

"Gulp---"

She swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said:

"Even so..."

"I only want 40,000 yen a month, and just let me eat at the store!"

"With such low requirements, you must be an illegal immigrant!"

Nino thought he had figured out the key to the problem.

As for Lin Yuanshan's skin color, she ignored it at this time.

With such unreasonable salary demands, the only possibility is that he is an illegal immigrant!

Lin Yuanshan replied:

"I have many skills, boss lady, please hire me. If I hadn't offended someone in Dubai, I wouldn't have ended up here!"

Er Nai was somewhat moved and said:

"Tell me, what else can you do?"

"I can clean the café, do accounting, speak English, fight, cook, make desserts, and so on..."

"Wait, you said you can kickbox? What's your level?"

"I've fought in underground boxing. Three or five strong men can't get close to me."

"Okay, you're hired."

Nino hired Lin Yuanshan very happily.

This person is not a shop assistant, he is a natural worker!

The population is stuck in Chapter 3, your military expansion is really powerful!

After finishing his part-time job at Mijiu, Lin Yuanshan came to the library again.

It was quietly approaching May, who was reviewing for the exam.

This time he wore a pair of black-rimmed plain glasses and developed the habit of pushing his glasses up.

However, because she was studying so hard, May didn't realize it until an hour later.

Suddenly, a man sitting opposite me read the same book as me.

Seeing someone looking at him, Lin Yuanshan put down the book and smiled politely at Wu Yue.

"Are you preparing for this year's Board of Education teacher exam?"

"The same to you?"

"No,"

Lin Yuanshan pushed up his glasses and said:

“I’m already an assistant teacher.”

Assistant teachers in Japan are not really teaching assistants, but just the most basic title for teachers.

Because he had focused on May in the last simulation, he knew her personality very well.

In just a few words, he created the image of an enthusiastic senior.

After helping May answer a few questions, Lin Yuanshan successfully obtained her email address.

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When I came out of the library, it was already dark.

It's Ichika's turn again.

In order to prevent himself from being in the same role at the same time, Lin Yuanshan made a schedule for himself while operating multiple lines of work.

At night, it is one flower + four leaves.

During the day, it's Nino + Miku.

It was May in the evening.

Ichika's character is an ace manager, alias Matou Kariya,

Nino's character is a part-time worker, pseudonym Kotomine Kirei,

I haven't met Miku yet, and I plan to use the pseudonym Emiya Kiritsugu.

Yotsuba's character is a kind-hearted social animal, with the pseudonym Toosaka Tokiomi.

On May's side is an enthusiastic senior, pseudonym Matou Shinji,

Don't mix up the plays or get the names wrong.

When we arrived at the live broadcast venue, Yihua was hesitating at the door.

Lin Yuanshan went up and patted her on the shoulder, saying:

"What are you hesitating about? Come in first."

Lin Yuanshan said as he opened the door of the office building.

Turning on the lights, the equipment inside has a somewhat cyberpunk feel.

"Because we don't have money for promotion, if you are ready, record a character song today.

Then tomorrow we will officially launch on YouTube and meet netizens from all over the world.”

"But I'm not good at singing..."

"Don't worry, this isn't a live performance. Just record it over and over again. Any unnatural parts can be synthesized in post-production."

"Virtual idols are really convenient things."

Ichika couldn't help but sigh.

Just as she was about to change into her hunting suit, Yotsuba called.

"Um... Mr. Tohsaka Tokiomi, does the work start today?"

"The live broadcast equipment is still being debugged today, so please promote our virtual idol project on the forum. Our idol's name is Nanami."

“How do you do it specifically?”

"Wait, I'll give you an operating manual, just follow it."

Lin Yuanshan said as he sent an operating manual to Siye via email.

"Mr. Toosaka, I received it, but did you send it to the wrong person? What does the "Fishing Manual" mean? Can I fish online?"

“Don’t worry about the details, just follow the instructions above and post some controversial topics on the forum to attract people first.

Then he would open another small account to advertise on the first few floors of the forum. This way, people would only think that the forum advertising guy was incredibly fast, and would not think that the purpose of posting this post was to advertise. "

"Why do you need to create a smurf account to advertise? Can't you just use one account to post?"

"Yoshiha, the topic I asked you to post is... controversial, you know? If we use the same account to post advertisements, our virtual idol will be cyberbullied."

"But... I'm not good at finding controversial topics..."

"This is easy. Go to the 4chan forum, where the forum environment is turbulent. Just go there and copy whatever you think is the most outrageous statement and post it verbatim on other mainstream forums."

"That's it..."

[Under your instruction, Nakano Yotsuba has mastered the skill --- Phishing Level 1]

"By the way, Mr. Toosaka, if we were to advertise for an idol, what slogan would we use?"

"Well... just 'pay attention to Nanami-chan, meow. Pay attention to Nanami-chan, thank you, meow'."

"Ok, I see."

After sending Yotsuba away, Ichika came out of the locker room having changed into a motion capture suit.

"Don't be nervous. Home dance is not difficult. You just need to practice more."

"Really...really?"

"Really, Ichika, you are a professional actor who has appeared on screen before, don't be nervous."

I don't know why, but I suddenly got the chance to perform again, even if I was the one in it,

Ichika was still a little nervous. Lin Yuanshan had also seen this kind of mentality of worrying about gains and losses in Akiyama Mio.

So at times like this, we have to use Akiyama Mio's unique skills.

"If you feel nervous, write a person on your palm and eat it.

It is said that if you do this, you will gain powerful strength from Satan!"

"Pfft-what a mess."

Yihua was amused by Lin Yuanshan and forgot about her nervousness and started practicing the house dance.

If it is purely synthesized by computer, many action details will be lost, and the final product will not be much better than the MMD works on Niconico.

That's why Ichika had to learn the otaku dance herself.

Ichika was still practicing hard here, and Nino called again.

"Hey, boss, what's up?"

Lin Yuanshan was not shy in front of Yihua, because she couldn't hear her sister's voice on the phone anyway.

"I thought about it, is 40,000 yen too low? How about I give you more..."

"No, the funding is sufficient. There's no need to add more. Just don't fire me!"

"That wouldn't be..."

Lin Yuanshan's words made Ernai feel embarrassed.

I can only continue:

"Then when you come to the store to eat, I'll make you something delicious for your work lunch."

"Okay, thank you boss!"

Lin Yuanshan hung up the phone after saying this.

In Ichika's eyes, his expression was not an easy one.

Every family has its own problems. It seems that Mr. Kariya's company does not think highly of this project.

This is why he is the only one busying around.

“By the way, Mr. Kariya, are we the only two people working on this project?”

"Of course not. There is also a colleague in charge of the publicity team. I will introduce you to him when I have time."

The colleague in the publicity team that Lin Yuanshan was talking about was naturally Siye.

Just as I finished speaking, another message came in.

It was May. I sent him a "thank you" emoji.

I also sent him a few questions that I didn't understand via email.