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"I knew that you Japanese people all know how to exorcise ghosts!"

Kaguya was too lazy to pay attention to him. Even if Fujiwara Chika really had a way, she would use the evil spirit to get rid of the idiot before taking action.

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Chapter 5: Homeward Journey ()

Chika Fujiwara received the call in the middle of the night.

"Hello? What's up so late?"

People like Kaguya Shinomiya who have extremely strict schedules have a common problem.

It's past the time I should go to bed, and I can't fall asleep anymore.

So if it wasn't something extremely urgent, she wouldn't stay up late.

Could it be that some major crisis has occurred in the Kaguya Group?

"Um...did you tell me before that I should put a bowl of salt at the door of the room?"

"Ah? Just for this? I guess it's just a joke, don't take it seriously."

Woo-----!!!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"What's that noise over there? It's a bit noisy."

Shinomiya Kaguya glanced at the mercenary leader who was sawed in two outside the bushes, and said calmly:

"Nothing, I was just watching a horror movie."

"I see... That's rare. I remember you were most afraid of ghosts, right? So what horror movie was it?"

"Texas Chainsaw Shark Maniac", let's not talk about this, can I ask why you want me to put salt at the door of my room?"

"Actually, it's a friend who seems to have Chinese ancestry. He should know more about that. He might think the feng shui here is not good. Anyway, you should just not take it seriously."

After hearing this, Kaguya was certain that Fujiwara Chika's friend was truly capable!

"Then can you please ask that friend, if there is a ghost who is spreading sharks in your place, what should you do?"

"Ah? This question is too weird. Are you unable to sleep because you watched a horror movie?"

"No such thing. Anyway, this matter is very important. Please do it."

As Kaguya Shinomiya spoke, she watched the chainsaw ghost further split the twitching half of the mercenary leader into pieces.

The scene was extremely brutal.

If it were her in high school, she would have probably fainted from fright.

"Okay, okay, there's really nothing I can do about you. I'll give him a call. I don't know if he's asleep or not."

Fujiwara Chika said this and hung up the phone.

As she hung up the phone, the phone in Lin Yuanshan's pocket rang.

"あんな梦こんな梦いっぱい有るけど!"

The ringtone of the theme song of "Doraemon" suddenly echoed in the scene that looked like Shura hell.

"Hey?"

Lin Yuanshan, covered in blood, answered the call from Fujiwara Chika.

"It's Ms. Fujiwara, what's going on?"

Kaguya's mind was completely confused in the bushes nearby.

Just as Lin Yuanshan was answering the phone, perhaps because he felt that he was distracted, the mercenary hiding in the bushes rushed out shouting,

But he sawed it into five pieces in just a few strokes.

"What's that noise over there? It's so noisy?"

"Oh, I'm watching a horror movie, The Texas Chainsaw Shark Maniac. Have you seen it?"

"What a coincidence, a friend of mine is also watching this thing, are you guys watching it together?"

Fujiwara Chika's gossip was reasonable, but was denied by Lin Yuanshan.

"What are you talking about? There is only one person here, how can we watch together?"

Of course, he hadn't discovered Kaguya hiding in the bushes yet.

Mainly because Kaguya has no obvious ill will towards him.

Because the scene was too surreal, Kaguya's brain crashed and restarted again when she saw this scene.

After a few rounds of discussion, the true situation of the matter was clarified.

It turns out that this evil spirit was summoned by Fujiwara Chika!

This explanation makes sense.

What? You said this guy is a human, and a friend of Fujiwara Chika, who just happened to be at the hot spring resort and just had sex with two people.

Is there any rationality for this possibility to exist?

Is this reasonable?

If this masked monster were a human, I, Kaguya, would eat its chainsaw directly!

How is that possible!

This must be the evil spirit summoned by Fujiwara Chika using magic, and the phone is the means of communication between them.

As for what they are saying now, it must be some codeword that I can't understand.

So, the Fujiwara family might really be a great Onmyoji family during the Heian-kyo period.

"What? You said how to deal with the evil spirit with a big shark ring? I don't know. Anyway, try to chop off the evil spirit's head first."

"Hey, hey, hey, evil spirits are not zombies!"

After some communication, Fujiwara Chika called Kaguya back again.

"Hey?"

"Hello, I'm here. Is there anything I can help you with?"

"Uh... why use honorifics? Never mind, my friend said it would be more useful to chop off the evil spirit's head."

Hearing this, Kaguya looked at Lin Yuanshan, who had wiped out an entire mercenary team but remained unscathed, and replied:

"I think so..."

She was halfway through her words when her phone was suddenly taken away from above.

When he looked up, he saw a blood-stained mask staring at him motionlessly.

"Hello? Kaguya? Why are you suddenly silent?"

Lin Yuanshan heard the voice on the phone and returned the phone to Kaguya.

Then he patted her on the shoulder and gave her an ambiguous thumbs-up.

Then he left with the chainsaw.

Only Kaguya was left motionless, disheveled in the wind.

After a long while, she finally spoke to Fujiwara Chika on the phone:

"Um... I want to learn Yin Yang Jutsu. Do you have any recommended basics to get started?"

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The next day, many black cars came to the hot spring villa and completely blocked off the entire villa.

However, Lin Yuanshan's group had a relationship with Fujiwara Chika, and Hayasaka Ai's secret care.

He was released soon.

There are supernatural elements involved in this matter, so what does it have to do with tourists?

Even the guests who checked in that day received a bag of daifuku as a souvenir as compensation.

Lin Yuanshan's bag had a super sweet strawberry flavor, which made up for his resentment of not being able to drink the strawberry milk properly.

If the mercenaries had let him drink the milk properly, he wouldn't have died so tragically.

However, he had no intention of showing off to Kaguya.

On the other hand, when Kaguya got the pink-covered bestseller "Love Fortune Telling Quick Guide",

My heart is full of doubts.

Could this thing be the introduction to Yin-Yang magic?

But Fujiwara Chika said it so confidently, it doesn't sound like she was lying, right?

On the contrary, Hayasaka Ai, who was standing next to her, was still in shock when she learned this morning that such a big incident had happened last night.

Seeing that Kaguya actually showed interest in "love" at this moment, I felt as happy as an old mother for some reason.

Could it be that after experiencing a life-and-death crisis, he suddenly discovered the true meaning of life?

"Boss, it's great to be rich. When can we be that rich? By then, I will buy the entire Ginza!"

Katakura Kyo seems to be longing for the life of a capitalist.

But he was quickly attracted by the negative comments after the new episode was broadcast on his mobile phone.

He opened a small account to engage in passionate exchanges with netizens.

Lin Yuanshan shook his head and laughed:

"When you're that rich, maybe wealth is more like a curse."

Chapter 6: Homeward Journey ()

In early July in neon,

The cicadas are chirping, and people are bad.

"Ahhh, it's so hot, President, could you please fly up to the sky and blow up the sun?"

In the air-conditioned room, Katakura Kyo was fanning himself while complaining about the heat.

"Even Superman can't do something as outrageous as that, right?"

Lin Yuanshan complained casually.

The office building is too big, and although central air conditioning is installed, it still doesn't feel comfortable.

The size of no.1project cannot catch up with the broadcast of anime every quarter, so they plan to fish for a month in July.

Then study the opponents of the October series.

So Sagiri and Yamada Fairy simply took a leave and rested at home.

Katakura Kyo was there because he could use the company's free air conditioning.

Liangfeng Qingye came to work with the intention of improving Lin Yuanshan's favorability.

As a result, as soon as I arrived at the company, I started slacking off and watching TV series. It would be better for me to just rest at home.

To sum up, the animation company is currently in a state of suspension.

By the way, April Yamada's light adaptation became very popular as soon as it was broadcast.

However, due to the flaws in the original work, it failed to dominate the season.

Yes, despite the dimensionality reduction in investment, hegemonic works still require a chance.

The one who defeated No.1 Project was the animation studio that was on the verge of bankruptcy and was desperate.

I heard that their employees even signed suicide warrants. Compared with that group of people, this group of teammates is almost nothing.