There is something wrong with my dating simulator

[You are notorious on the Internet, and everyone thinks you are born with a high IQ and antisocial personality]

[There are even psychological intervention groups that actively seek you out, hoping to use you as a template to build a new model of mental illness]

[Although you refused, the "Devil Boy Syndrome" was still published the following year. The syndrome is characterized by extreme precocity and obvious antisocial tendencies.]

[Many middle school students claim that they suffer from "devil boy syndrome"]

[When you were in the second year of junior high school, you applied for admission to Shuchi Academy]

[As the chairman of the board, Sigong Huangguang rejected your application, saying that a small temple cannot accommodate a large Buddha.]

[You purchased all the land outside of Xiuzhi Academy]

[You transformed the outskirts of Xiuzhi Academy into a production and sales center for adult products]

[You plan to use this as a base to develop international adult product sales tourism]

[You plan to cast a large copper "Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon" at the entrance of Xiuzhi Academy as a landmark building]

What are you going to put at the door of someone's house?

In reality, Lin Yuanshan took a deep breath and put the salt in his hand on the table.

My family has been short of salt recently, so it’s a good idea not to go out and buy some.

[The four palaces of Huang Guang finally succumbed to your tyranny]

[You successfully enrolled in Shuchi Academy and became Kaguya Shinomiya's junior]

Actually, the yellow light from the Four Palaces was not targeting him.

In reality, Lin Yuanshan does not have any Devil Child Syndrome.

If we make an analogy, it would be like Steve Jobs suddenly going to a federal high school. It was so bizarre that it was hard to doubt whether it was a prank.

Given the chaotic personality of the "Tokyo Demon Boy", if I were Shinomiya Huang Guang, I would not be willing to let him enroll in school.

[You received extraordinary hospitality at Xiuzhi Academy]

[School teachers will take the initiative to greet you when they see you]

[Even the school directors will unconsciously use honorifics when talking to you]

[You asked to join the student union, but the boss took it as a joke]

[You have no other choice but to ask Hayasaka Ai for help]

......

"What? You want to marry Kaguya? The Shinomiya Kaguya?"

There was an inexplicable light flashing in Hayasaka Ai's eyes.

Lin Yuanshan, the younger brother, didn't notice anything at all.

In his impression, she would always support him no matter what he did.

Then she should be able to help in the conquest of Shinomiya Kaguya this time, right?

After all, she had been Kaguya's personal maid for a while, and they were still friends.

【Based on your needs, Hayasaka Ai provides you with the following options---】

[1. Arrange personnel to play the hero to save the beauty and use the suspension bridge effect to win Kaguya's heart]

[2. Surpass Kaguya in academic performance and capture her with superior intelligence]

[3. Directly request a marriage with the Shinomiya family]

[4. Try them all]

I don't know why, but I always feel that the options proposed by Hayasaka are a bit weird.

But she wouldn't hurt herself, right?

[You investigated Kaguya's route home and found that she was picked up by a luxury car every day, with a driver and bodyguards escorting her. The traditional "bad boy trouble-finding mode" could not penetrate her defense.]

[So you used your connections overnight and transferred a group of former Navy SEALs from the federal government]

[Do you think that even when acting, one must have a rigorous professional attitude?]

[You developed a detailed plan for bombing, hijacking, and extortion. Even the Navy SEALs were shocked by your professionalism.]

[Not long after, Sigong Yan'an called, his tone softened, asking you to give up the plan of kidnapping his daughter. For this, he is willing to give up part of Sigong Electronics' assets.]

[Finally, you gave up the plan of being a hero and saving the beauty]

[You are at the top of the list of Shuchi Academy in terms of academic performance]

[Everyone thinks this is natural]

[Who would dare to compare IQ with "Tokyo Devil Boy"? ]

[Even Shuchi Academy lists you as "No. 0" on the score list, indicating that the next No. is the real valid ranking]

[Your plan was thwarted again]

[So you proposed a marriage to the Shinomiya family]

[Sigong Yan'an considered it again and again, and finally agreed to your request]

[Shinomiya Kaguya packed her bags overnight and fled to Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand]

[Finally, Hayasaka Ai brought the message "You gave up the marriage" and finally got back.]

......

"Why, Hayasaka-san, why on earth does Kaguya Shinomiya always keep her distance from me?"

Faced with Lin Yuanshan's question, Hayasaka Ai, who was selecting champagne online, put away the online shopping order.

"Well, maybe Kaguya thinks of you as a father figure. As the famous 'Tokyo Magic Boy', there is always a gap between you and her in status. In other words, you... are not equal."

Although he wanted to refute, Lin Yuanshan couldn't find any reason to refute.

What Hayasaka Ai said makes sense!

Didn't I work hard to change my identity just to be worthy of Shinomiya Kaguya?

Now it seems... that the identity has been overused?

"You don't have to be too depressed. Let me ask Kaguya about her true feelings for you. Maybe things can turn around."

"Okay, thank you, Hayasaka-san."

"You're welcome. Oh, by the way, I'm going back to my room to rest for a while. Don't come in."

"I see."

.....

Hayasaka Ai closed the door from behind, first made an expression of "the plan went through", and then couldn't help but burst into ecstasy.

Smiling like Malik, she picked up the champagne from the bookshelf.

He slid on his knees and opened the champagne with the background music "We Are The Champions".

The bookshelf beside her was filled with books of unknown meaning, such as "Psychology of Love", "The Art of War", "PUA Master Teaches You How to Control Your Love Object", "Civil Law Encyclopedia - How to Get Rid of the Legal Guardianship of an Adopted Son", etc.

On the bed behind her, there was a huge pillow with the image of Lin Yuanshan as a child printed on it.

That’s right, the Hayasaka Ai in this simulation seems to have a somewhat... subtle personality due to a series of complex reasons including her childhood experiences.

Lin Yuanshan seeking love advice from her was like a sheep walking into a tiger's mouth, seeking his own death.

However, just as Hayasaka Ai's champagne was happily spraying onto the ceiling,

"Hayasaka Onai-chan, should I go and apologize to Kaguya now..."

The word "apology" hasn't been spoken yet.

Lin Yuanshan, who suddenly opened the door and came in, was shocked by the extreme scene before him.

"I'm sorry, I must have opened it the wrong way."

When he opened the door of Hayasaka Ai's room again,

I found her lowering her head and reaching into the drawer of the desk, as if she was looking for a time machine.

Chapter 38 Be Careful Hayasaka Ai

"Hayasaka Toyama, I want to have a life talk with you!"

This was the first sentence Hayasaka Ai said to Lin Yuanshan after she calmed down.

So the two of them arranged their carriages and horses, locked the door, and sat opposite each other in the room with an eerie atmosphere.

"Lin Yuanshan, now that things have come to this, I'm going to be honest with you. I like you and I need you to marry me immediately."

Hayasaka Ai, who had regained her capable state, spoke the shocking truth expressionlessly. Even someone as tough as Lin Yuanshan almost choked to death on his saliva.

"I'm still a minor...and we are legally..."

"I can wait until you grow up. We are only siblings in law. If I withdraw from my household registration, then there will be no problem ethically."

"Having said that.....but you have to consider my thoughts too..."

Known as the dark king of the video game world and the actual founder of Hayasaka's business empire, the demon boy Lin Yuanshan has no edge in front of Hayasaka.

In this simulation, he had already treated the Hayasaka family as his real family in his daily life, and was simply unable to solve the problems with them using the methods he was good at.

If it was Hayasaka Ai from the previous copy, she would have been sent to Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand by his combo, and there would have been no life discussion at all.

"Compared to Kaguya, where am I inferior?"

Ah, here it comes. If this kind of statement were put in a romantic comedy, it would be a complete declaration of a loser!

In order to take care of her feelings, Lin Yuanshan pondered for a while and said:

"Shinomiya Kaguya is richer than you."

Hayasaka Ai choked.

But she immediately transformed into a master of logic and said:

"Because of you, the assets of the Hayasaka family are almost greater than those of the Shinomiya family. I am the eldest daughter of the Hayasaka family. If we round it off, I should be richer than Kaguya, right?"

"That's not how money is calculated, Hayasaka-san. If you were in my position, you would know that if money cannot be converted into real means of production, then it is just money.

Compared to us with our shallow business foundation, the influence of the Shinomiya family in Japan is completely on a different level.

For example, the same amount of money is used to organize production in an agricultural association and to invest in game production.

Although it is obvious that the latter has greater profits, the social resources they leverage are actually completely different. The former, which controls the livelihoods of thousands of people, is actually affecting the local ecology.

The difference between us and the Shinomiya family lies in this point, as an emerging asset...”

"I don't want to hear it! Just tell me what's so good about Shinomiya Kaguya, even though you haven't even met her!"

Lin Yuanshan had a headache.

In fact, at this point, he also felt that Shinomiya Kaguya's line was not going to work.

Since he started his career and has come this far, he has become a figure of the level of Shigong Yan'an.

Most people would subconsciously keep their distance when meeting someone like this, but Hayasaka Ai is the only one who is controlled by her love brain and so rushes forward without any scruples.

If I ignore the consequences and force myself on you, maybe I can force Kaguya to submit.

But that wouldn't be a dating simulation, it would be a boss simulator.

He didn't want to receive another "suicide note from Kaguya Shinomiya".

[You can't ignore Hayasaka Ai's feelings in the end]

[Although you have always regarded her as a sister, compared to Shinomiya Kaguya, there is no doubt that she is the one who truly loves you]

[You agreed to Hayasaka Ai's request]

[After you became an adult, you restored your original surname and entered into marriage with Hayasaka Ai]

[Kaguya Shinomiya became your wedding witness]

[In order to show your friendship to Shinomiya Kaguya, Hayasaka Ai named your first daughter "Kaguya"]