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"Oh, thank you very much, but my well-tempered body does not need warm clothing."

Lin Yuanshan said this, casually rejecting the kindness of the younger generation.

He noticed the movement behind him and turned around to find that Karasuma Chitose was hiding something behind her back.

"Oh, you brought contraband to the company again? Hand it over. I've told you so many times that gaming machines are not allowed..."

As Lin Yuanshan spoke, he appeared behind Karasuma Chitose at a speed that seemed like an infinite reincarnation.

But she found that what she was holding in her hands were two pieces of awkwardly shaped cylindrical knitted fabrics...

Chapter 61: Why did you bring your bra to the company?

"What? So you were going to give me this too."

Lin Yuanshan took the miserable sweater and put it on with a warm look on his face:

"Wow---it's so warm!"

The above scene only exists in Karasuma Chitose's imagination.

In fact, it is ---

"That's... a bra? I don't know what you brought it for, but it's also contraband. I confiscated it."

“Aa ...

Finally, facing Karasuma Chitose's inexplicable attitude, like a mother animal protecting her child,

Lin Yuanshan gave up the idea of ​​snatching the contraband from her.

"By the way, that thing can be made of wool? Women's products are really amazing."

After saying this, he returned to his office and planned the next steps for Karasuma Chitose.

[Under extreme anger, Karasuma Chitose's skills --- Breathtaking. Knight Kick. Crow Flying. Improved version lv3 breaks through to lv4! ]

For the next few days, for some reason, Karasuma Chitose's eyes were dark.

People in the company once thought that she had been played by Lin Yuanshan again.

But only Lin Yuanshan himself felt puzzled.

I guess she is too idle, so I will assign her a lot of work!

The so-called big screen is a very magical place.

As long as a role you play on the screen is proven to have box office appeal, even if your acting skills are poor, similar roles will continue to come to you.

On the contrary, once you fail at the box office in a movie, no matter how good your acting is, you will not be given priority for the same type of roles.

Therefore, unlike special effects dramas, there are so-called "screen characters" in movies.

As for Karasuma Chitose's current screen personality, after playing "Afuku", as well as his performance in Kamen Rider and the Olympics,

The impression she gives in Japan is that she is the strongest female fighter on earth, a muscular creature with a body so thin that it doesn't feel out of place for her to play a male role, a not-so-smart brain, and a mascot for comic-adapted movies.

Therefore, the roles she has received recently are all expanding in this direction.

"Chitose-chan, there are currently four movie roles for you to choose from. The good news is that now you finally have a choice. The bad news is that it doesn't matter which one you choose."

The four options before Karasuma Chitose are:

1. Kagura, the heroine of the live-action version of Gintama

2. Ran Maoli, the heroine of the live-action version of "Detective Conan"

3. The live-action version of "Hot Blood School" starring Genji Takiya

4. The heroine of the live-action version of "Gantz" Kojima Tae

"Wait, I understand the logic. Isn't the heroine of "Gantz" a famous vase role?"

"I advise you not to get your hopes up. Because of the supervisor's personal reasons, she intends to make Kojima Tae a famous fighting character."

Karasuma Chitose shuddered when he heard this.

In terms of the blood level of "Gantz", she played the main role in it and killed everyone. It would be fine if she failed.

If you succeed accidentally,

I’m afraid I’ll have to play the serial chainsaw shark man-demon next time!

All in all, the most normal character in these dramas, and the one that most closely matches her daily personality, is probably Mouri Ran.

"Ran Maoli is just a high school girl and the ace of the karate club. The director won't do anything to her, right?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Yuanshan just looked at Karasuma Chitose with pity.

Haha, I chose the most hellish movie.

"Okay, I understand. I'll take you to the set tomorrow. By the way, remember to do some stretching exercises today, or you may not be able to keep up with the intensity tomorrow."

"???"

The next day.

Strictly speaking, Karasuma Chitose went to the Conan crew to save the day.

Because the low-budget live-action Conan version received good response in the past two years,

So this time, someone saw the business opportunity of the "Detective Conan" series and planned to imitate the model of the theatrical version.

Also make a live-action series.

But I didn't expect to get stuck at a critical node:

The young actor who plays Conan is unable to perform difficult special effects moves.

In other words, even if the child actor agrees, Japan's Child Protection Association and Censorship Committee will definitely not be able to pass it.

However, the director thought:

If Conan can't do it, we can ask Mao Lilan to do it!

So the crew temporarily replaced the original actress who played Mao Li Ran, Kanna Hashimoto, and spent a huge amount of money (Karasuma Chitose was paid a lot) to invite the most capable actress in the country from NO.1production.

As we all know, in a film crew, an actor's status is directly proportional to his pay.

Therefore, Karasuma Chitose received a warm welcome as soon as he arrived.

Naturally, she agreed to cooperate with the subsequent photography requirements.

Then, the first shot almost made her vomit blood.

"Why is there a scene in Conan where someone jumps off a high-speed train (that's about to explode)?"

"Haven't you seen Conan the Movie? This is all part of science. Next you have to fight a terrorist organization on the Tokyo Tower."

Lin Yuanshan said lightly.

Compared to the free and peaceful Federation, it is much less dangerous to perform an action movie in Neon Country.

The director didn't want to get involved in a lawsuit involving murder, so he took safety precautions during the filming.

It’s just that the physical and mental pressure is enormous.

After all, even with safety equipment, climbing the Tokyo Tower with bare hands is not something a normal person can do.

"Otherwise, why would they pay you so much to come here? Just to show off?"

So, in this new Conan movie, Karasuma Chitose presented the audience with a performance similar to Tom Cruise in "Mission Impossible".

You can climb the tower with bare hands to avoid bullets, and you can snorkel and fight underwater.

Because the main filming location was in Tokyo, there was even an outrageous shot of one man fighting off a hundred gangsters on the streets of Shibuya.

It can be said that in this Conan, apart from the reasoning scenes that are the main plot, the rest is all about Mao Lilan beating people up.

Among them, the police officers of the Tokyo Police Department reacted as quickly as the cavalry of the 15th century, and they always did post-event work.

According to the director, in the original script, most of the shots were to be completed by Conan and Dr. Agasa's various high-tech (special effects).

Now we can only hope on Karasuma Chitose's strong muscles.

Therefore, after the movie was released, it was widely criticized by movie fans and the reviews were not very good.

The main reason is that the character setting is too ooc.

According to Karasuma Chitose:

"Even I know that if you just put some Kelan co-stars, Ke Ai CPs, and some random reasoning in the movie, the movie won't sell too badly!"

So in this movie, the director spent almost the most money doing the stupidest thing.

but......

The movie did surprisingly well at the box office.

Japan has always lacked high-quality action movies, mainly because their understanding of "action direction" seems to be deviated.

And Chitose Karasuma is almost the first actress on the screen who can "act well in action movies."

Therefore, this Conan movie received widespread acclaim from viewers who had never read the original work.

"I don't know what that little boy with glasses is about, but the original manga must be a shonen manga where the protagonist, Mao Lilan, becomes stronger through battle!"

Chapter 62: Seniors, times are getting hotter!

[Karasuma Chitose single-handedly carried the box office in the live-action version of "Detective Conan"]

[Karasuma Chitose gradually established herself as the queen of Japanese action movies]

[Because of the shooting experience, Karasuma Chitose gave up the idea of ​​developing in Hollywood and turned to focus on the East Asian market]

[After playing the leading female role in many action films, her status as a top actress in Asia has been confirmed]

[Due to her experience in special effects dramas when she debuted, she was hailed as the second "Odagiri Joe" of the Knights' Shed]

And today, the already successful "Odagiri Joe" finally challenged the most important enemy in her life.

"That's right, this is the challenge letter! Senior Lin, let's fight it out to the death!"

Lin Yuanshan looked at the blushing face of Karasuma Chitose in front of him, and threw the pink envelope in front of him aside with some confusion.

Although he had never opened it to read it, since the owner had already told him the contents, there was no need to do that again.

"Okay, time and place, you choose."

"I'll choose the dojo where you trained me!"

"It's a word."

[You are fully prepared and come to the place where your dream begins with Karasuma Chitose]

[Although you don't know why Karasuma Chitose wanted to launch a suicide attack, there have been many such attacks before. This time it's just a little more formal.]

[Before you duel with her, Karasuma Chitose proposes a terrible bet that "the winner will be at the mercy of the loser"]

[But you felt that you would definitely not lose, so you agreed without thinking]

"Senior, do you remember that you were standing right here and lied to me that Kamen Rider was real?"

"It's useless to play the emotional card. You know my character. I will never hold back when facing a woman!"

"Your devilish personality hasn't changed at all!"

"In this world, only the winner is entitled to everything, so I will do whatever it takes to achieve this. Karasuma Chitose, make your move!"

"Well, in that case, Senior, this is the ultimate fighting secret that I learned from your training!"

As he said that, Karasuma Chitose rolled over to the secret compartment next to the dojo and pulled out a useful mainstream rifle from the African continent...

"Senior, times have changed!!!"

"Da da da da da da da---"

Before falling into darkness, although he had dodged most of the tranquilizer bullets, Lin Yuanshan still sighed:

"Automatic weapons are really useful..."

[You lost the "fight" with Karasuma Chitose and fell into a coma]

[After arriving, you find yourself lying in a love hotel, with Karasuma Chitose sitting next to you, lighting a cigarette like an adult]