There is something wrong with my dating simulator

"Oh, the Metropolitan Police Department is so useless!"

Liuhua couldn't help but say.

But Lin Yuanshan felt that if this happened in a simulation, it might not be the Metropolitan Police Department's problem.

After all, they are facing the emperor of the dark world, the prince of crime, the born evil, the devil and the demon - Yuanshan Lin.

Kaguya followed closely behind.

Action is a great success.

"I tracked down the murderer's whereabouts, successfully rescued the hostages, and forced the murderer to the rooftop."

Then there is Rikka.

"I survived the kidnapping unharmed, received public sympathy, and made a fortune from publishing a book... Who would want to write a book about such an experience?"

Tu Shou is still working hard.

It's Lin Yuanshan's turn.

"I didn't panic when I was forced to the balcony. Instead, I jumped off the balcony. That was my escape route! I successfully evaded the police, went abroad for plastic surgery, and returned home."

Kaguya:

"After making great contributions, he became a high-ranking official in the Metropolitan Police Department and was determined to catch the fugitive murderer."

Six flowers:

“He became a best-selling author, published several books on criminal psychology, and was hired by the police as a psychological analyst.”

Tuo Shou is still working hard.

"Then the next one is the last one, which is also the ending one."

Lin Yuanshan let out a long sigh.

It's really not easy, but although this chess game turned into a police and gangster movie in the end, it's not that weird.

Is it because it is too detached from reality?

Thinking this, he rolled the dice for the ending.

Then turn to the corresponding page in the rule book.

"Old...old love rekindled? Successfully reunited with my ex-wife and convinced her to let go of the grudge? And she even gave birth to a son and a daughter for me?"

Lin Yuanshan was numb.

In the game, I killed Kaguya's family. Even the Buddha may not be able to forgive me...

Kaguya was also a little stunned. She used the dice again and got a big success.

But this time it had the opposite effect.

"After remarrying her husband, she was very loving. After marriage, she became a housewife, taking care of her husband and children, and lived a life that everyone envied?"

According to Japanese values, being a housewife may be a very normal thing.

But it's obviously not normal in this game!

This game is like a Chinese TV series aimed at females, because since there is no way to make it whole, they force a happy ending!

Next is Liuhua:

"Rekindled old feelings with husband (No. 1), put aside past grudges, and rebuilt the family..."

It's bigamy!

This is already bigamy!

And can kidnapping and pursuit be forgiven?

Finally, there is the convex defense.

"I found true love at work, married No. 1, and lived a happy life."

It would be impossible for four people to live happily together in marriage!

What a terrifying Shura field that is!

Lin Yuanshan breathed a sigh of relief, but it was finally over.

However, at this moment, Toumori took out another booklet.

“This is the epilogue (death), and each ending can find the subsequent story here.”

The four of them then found their own epilogue based on the results of the game.

"After the marriage, in order to stop fighting over the husband, the three decided to drug him and split him into three parts, with each taking a part to live on their own."

"In the end, all three of them lived out their lives happily (death) with their loved ones (parts)."

Tu Shou closed the post-day talk and couldn't help but add:

"Death is a thrilling fecal matter."

"Yes!"*3

The other three couldn't help but say in unison.

Either way, this ending is too extreme!

"In that case, PTA really did a good thing."

Lin Yuanshan put the box away and prepared to find an opportunity to burn it.

After all, the process of the game was so weird that he couldn't help but think about it.

The three people who secretly contacted each other---

Toushou: Did you discover anything through the game (death)?

Kaguya: Because the game was so weird, I didn’t even bother to look at Lin Jun’s expression afterwards.

Rikka: Other than the dice being too strange, I didn't notice anything unusual about the Master Craftsman.

Kaguya: Is it because he disguised himself too well?

Rikka: I think you are all prejudiced against the Master Craftsman! According to what you said, isn't he a fraud who never tells the truth? There is no such person in real life!

Kaguya: That’s true.

Tu Shou: I second the motion (death)!

In this way, Lin Yuanshan successfully overcame a crisis of trust against him without realizing it.

What he didn't know was that there would be more temptations waiting for him in the future...

Chapter 73: If you want to do your work well, you must first sharpen your tools!

"Hey, Rin-chan, why did we choose Gaogu Plateau in Nagano Prefecture as the camping site this time?"

After the last camping trip, ordinary high school girl Nadeshiko and ordinary high school girl Shima Rin became camping companions.

Although Shima Rin likes camping alone, she can't resist Nadeshiko's enthusiasm.

"Why... maybe it was just a whim."

Shima Rin, who was carrying equipment and leading Nadeshiko on the Shinkansen, had no idea how she made the decision.

“This is not a whim.”

A hundred meters behind them, Lin Yuanshan, who was monitoring the two with a square infrared telescope, took a bite of red bean bread and muttered to himself.

As the Emperor of Darkness, he is good at guiding his subjects to make the choices they want through the details of daily life.

This trick has been tried on different simulation objects and can be said to be successful every time.

As for why the location was chosen to be on a high and isolated plateau?

Of course it wasn’t because the name of this place was strange, but because there happened to be a war film crew setting up a tent there to shoot a scene.

As an emperor, you must learn to use everything you can to achieve your goals.

As for whether it will cause trouble to the crew, and whether it will leave psychological trauma to Shima Rin and Nadeshiko?

That is something only Buddha needs to consider.

[You circling the relic, merit +1]

[You followed two high school girls onto the Shinkansen]

Although the Gaogu Plateau in Nagano Prefecture is called a plateau, its altitude is only more than 1,000 meters, which is about the same height as the Wulao Peak of Mount Lu in southern China.

Therefore, normal tourists will not experience the legendary altitude sickness when they come here.

Because Shima Rin doesn't like to encounter tourist crowds, she usually chooses cloudy days when choosing a day for camping.

Gaogu Plateau is also a great place to view Mount Fuji, but compared to Mount Fuji in the sea of ​​clouds, the city street view reflected by Lake Suwa at night is more breathtaking.

"It's so strange, why can't I see anyone when I walk up?"

“Maybe it’s because winter is the off-season.”

Shima Rin explained casually.

"Of course it's impossible that there's no one here because it's the off-season."

Lin Yuanshan, who was observing the two people through a tactical telescope, said this to himself while drinking milk.

The off-season doesn’t mean there’s no one there, let alone in such a popular scenic spot.

In fact, the scenic spot was not open to the public today, but the gatekeeper had been locked in the toilet by him.

He also threw the "No Visitors Allowed" sign into the bushes nearby.

It can be said that at present, apart from the war film crew, there are only a few of them in the entire scenic area.

Well, in order to welcome the arrival of the two people, he still had some preparations to complete.

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Being from the Federation, it was not easy to come to Neon to shoot.

The main reason is that the Japanese's English is so strange that even the Union Jacks in old London can't accept such a strange accent.

They have always believed that only the Indians next door can understand the Japanese English.

Therefore, the crew members and on-site staff communicated using sign language, which inevitably resulted in some deviations in expression.

For example, they just wanted to take some ordinary photos, but they didn’t expect that the staff would directly close the scenic area for them.

For example, they just wanted to ask the staff to order work meals from McDonald's at the foot of the mountain for a fee, but they didn't expect that they directly asked the aunt in the cafeteria to make a lot of "American curry" for them.

The result was that the director couldn't lift his legs after eating the curry and was sent to the hospital at the foot of the mountain for antibiotics.

So currently the crew is just sitting there doing nothing.

Until a young man brought instructions from the director of the hospital.

"Tell those Eastern European guys to get up and work. The crew doesn't want to keep idle people!"

"Um... who are you?"

The appearance of an English speaker without a Neon accent in Neon somewhat surprised the crew members.

And seeing how decisive he is, he seems to be a powerful character?

"Didn't John tell you? I'm the new executive director. In his absence, I'll be in charge of the crew's production affairs."

"What?"

"Why, do you have any objection?"

Faced with the sudden murderous aura from Lin Yuanshan, the crew members suddenly became quiet as if they had seen the director himself.

Indeed, under normal circumstances, no normal person would tell such a lie to deceive others.

Is this any good for him?

As long as the director took antibiotics and went up the mountain, if he was a liar, he would definitely be exposed.