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"Um, Eru-chan, is it true that Lin-san is not a terrorist from somewhere?"

"Ahem, no...no such thing."

Chitanda sounded somewhat guilty as she spoke.

By the way, why is this dream so long? Why haven’t I woken up yet?

"Mr. Guan Gujun, have you ever heard that a certain cadre from the All-China Students' Union has been to Shenshan City?"

"This matter actually does exist. Hasn't Ai Kaoru heard about it from the adults at home?"

"???"

Qian Fantian was completely confused. Could it be that his family had already obtained the secret treasure of the Nine-headed Dragon?

“At that time, Kamiyama City was still just Kamiyama Prefecture. A group of people came from Tokyo. They were college students who were influenced by a book and wanted to start a movement in the Neon countryside.

However, the family they contacted was the Chitanda family, a farming noble family, and they left after being rejected outright.

That happened probably after I dropped out of school.”

After listening to the narration, Shima Rin suddenly said:

"Wait, so the so-called 'Nine-headed Dragon Secret Treasure' doesn't exist at all, right?"

Lin Yuanshan scratched his head:

"How is that possible? The East City Society and the Black Dragon Society both firmly believe in this."

Chitanda said:

"Speaking of which, when did the Black Dragon Society target us? According to Lin's reasoning, they should have started planning a long time ago.

But their reactions after we were caught always seemed like they just started to get to know us after the dock incident.”

Shima Rin thought for a while and added:

"After all, the so-called 'Nine-Headed Dragon Secret Treasure' was first proposed by the Dongcheng Clan. Could it be that there is a master of reasoning among them who made up a lot of things based on the commotion you caused in front of the pachinko shop earlier..."

Chitanda also sorted out her thoughts and said:

"And this part of the rumor was picked up by the Black Dragon Society, whose business was hit. Both sides thought that the other side believed it, so they also believed it."

Lin Yuanshan finally reacted:

"What ultimately played a decisive role in this matter was our confusing investigation behavior, going to India and wiretapping the MPs, which made them more and more certain that there must be some 'big secret' involved."

Shima Rin then gave the final reasoning:

"So in the eyes of the Tojo Clan, you are the cadres of the Black Dragon Clan; in the eyes of the Black Dragon Clan, you are detectives hired by the Chitanda family, but in fact you are simply investigating the incident of that year."

"Wait, Rin-chan, now that you mention it, could it be that the man in front of you made up all these things and ended up with a bloody battle?"

"Well, you can understand it that way, Eru-chan."

"What are you two talking about all of a sudden? The Black Dragon Society and the East City Society?"

Jun Guanya was completely out of the question.

But at this time he was unable to stop the dark energy emanating from Chitanda's eyes.

"Haha, haha, hehehe, it turns out that all this was not a dream. By the way, Rin-chan, this is in the wild. If we get rid of him and bury him somewhere, the police shouldn't be able to find him, right?"

Facing Chitanda, who was clearly showing signs of turning evil, Lin Yuanshan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

[Your wisdom once again played an amazing role! ]

"Chitanda-san, what are you talking about? Black Dragon Society or Tojo Society? Are you confused in your sleep?"

Lin Yuanshan said with an innocent look on his face.

Chitanda was confused:

"Eh?"

"After we left Shima Rin's grandfather's house, we came directly to visit your uncle who lived in seclusion in the mountains!"

"So, our experience of becoming wanted criminals never existed?"

"What are you talking about? What kind of movie is that? We are just ordinary high school students. How can we become wanted criminals?"

"So our burning down of the East City Society was just a dream?"

Lin Yuanshan wiped his sweat again and said:

"Of course, murder and arson are terrible things. How could we possibly do that?"

"So it's not true that I blew up the head of the leader of the Black Dragon Society, right?"

"Of course. Wasn't the leader of the Black Dragon Society shot dead by the police? What does that have to do with us who are so far away on Honshu Island?"

"So this is ah!"

[Chitanda Eru's skill---self-deception has been upgraded to level 6! ]

"Well, although I don't know much about it before, Chitanda, you did blow up the head of the leader of the Black Dragon Society..."

However, facing Shima Rin who tried to expose the truth, Chitanda just smiled and nodded.

"Hmm, so Rin-chan also thinks I'm still asleep, hehehe~"

Ah, this woman is beyond help.

Shima Rin thought silently and subconsciously moved away from the direction where Lin Yuanshan was.

Sure enough, what I thought happened in a dream might actually be true.

The man in front of him might have used similar methods.

It’s so scary!

Chapter 118 Detective Chitanda: Requiem of Detectives

After what happened in high school, Jun Sekiya became somewhat world-weary.

So they stopped disturbing his secluded life and returned to their daily lives.

However, since then, Chitanda seems to have become camping friends with Shima Rin.

But the two of them never asked Lin Yuanshan to go camping because they were afraid of troublesome things like catching a dead body while fishing or encountering an armed fugitive in the jungle.

All I can say is that the two people's prejudice against themselves is too serious.

Although the secret hidden in the Classical Club has been solved, he and Chitanda still have no intention of quitting the club.

Their reputation as the "famous detectives of Shenshan High School" is becoming more and more famous in Shenshan High School.

So, naturally, they were approached by various students.

The Classics Department is also known among students as the "Detective Department" or the "Reasoning Department."

Some of the small events, such as finding cats and dogs, were naturally no problem for Lin Yuanshan.

According to Chitanda, as a detective, Lin Yuanshan's ability is outstanding only when doing this kind of thing.

Some big things, such as tracking and investigating her father's mistress, were all rejected by Chitanda relying on her authority as the minister.

This is for the safety of the client's family.

If Lin Yuanshan were to do it, he would probably kidnap the client directly and force his father to take the photo himself.

And if there is no mistress, they will force the other party to hire a mistress out of thin air to take a photo together.

This is Lin Yuanshan's reasoning style, which is mainly unreasonable.

It was on such boring days.

"Ah, this is so boring, Chitanda-san. Why don't we commit crimes ourselves and then solve them. This way we can make a name for ourselves as high school detectives!"

"Rejected. Lin, you should study hard on how to track pet cats."

While the two were having their daily conversation, someone knocked on the door of the activity room.

"Hello, are Chitanda-san and Hayashi-san here?"

"You are...Irisu Fuyumi-senpai?"

Chitanda, who had a photographic memory, naturally remembered the visitor's name.

Irisu Fuyumi, whose family owned a local general hospital, was also a member of a prominent family.

She is very popular among students and has a nickname called "Empress".

Mainly because of her strong aura, which gives people a feeling of being a "queen".

But this aura had no effect on the two people in the activity room.

After all, Chitanda is someone who has blown up the head of a real criminal organization leader, so she wouldn't feel anything even if the Prime Minister stood in front of her.

Not to mention Lin Yuanshan, who is a demon and dark mentor who has taught several famous disciples.

How could I be suppressed by the aura of a high school student?

"It's great that you know me. My class has recently produced a mystery movie, and because of your fame, I would like you to take a look at it.

Please give your candid opinion after reading this.”

There is no doubt that Irisu Fuyumi came here as a client.

Lin Yuanshan, who was already bored, naturally accepted the commission.

Chitanda's family already had a good relationship with the Irisu family, so there was no reason for them to refuse at this time.

The film adopts the form of pseudo-documentary, which is also the most popular format for student assignments.

In the movie, under the shaking camera, a group of people went to a foreign-style house in the suburbs to collect materials.

Because it is a student work, the lines are completely well-read,

Even Karasuma Chitose's acting skills couldn't match his.

So Lin Yuanshan couldn't help yawning at this time.

Because they wanted to rest in the mansion, everyone started to investigate which places were suitable for rest based on the mansion map on the ground.

Then, as expected, when the people who had gone to investigate separately came back, one person was missing.

After everyone searched together, they found the missing person lying in a pool of blood in a room on the second floor.

In order to create a sense of impact, the missing person's hands were chopped off.

It's just because the props are not very realistic and the actors playing the dead people don't have much acting skills.

So it had the exact opposite effect.

But Chitanda seemed to be very involved, and there was no trace of the devilish look she had in the previous incident.

It reminded Lin Yuanshan of a plant called the Piranha Plant.

The movie ends here, and it seems like it was not completed.

"That's what you two saw. Mr. Hongo, who is in charge of the script, originally had experience in creating comics, so he was in charge of the script for this movie."

"That's asking too much! Don't think cartoonists can do anything!"

Lin Yuanshan continued to complain.

As a cartoonist, he understands the difference between comics and movies very well.

No wonder the plot seems a bit hard to describe.

"But Hongo-san completed the task very well. The problem was that she fell ill when she was about to write the ending."

"I'm sick..."

Lin Yuanshan pondered for a while.

"So, your real commission is that you want us to find evidence that Hongo-san is faking illness, and then force her to come back and finish writing the ending?"

"..."

Even Irisu Fuyumi was frightened by Lin Yuanshan's brutality and was speechless for a moment.

It was Chitanda who took the initiative to come to the rescue: