It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

The last step is to add salt and noodles and continue cooking. The amount of salt and cooking time depends on personal preference.

Liu Zheng didn't know the preferences of the mother and son, so he just took an average.

"Smell it."

he gestured.

"Wow~"

The woman was still pretending to be reserved, but the fat boy just screamed out loud.

"This is too fragrant."

He said in shock.

As long as he could remember, he had never smelled noodles that smelled so good.

"Just kidding, I learned this skill from the executive chef."

Liu Zheng said proudly.

Although he is an executive chef in real life and I watched it through a video.

“Executive Chef at Bloody Restaurant”

The woman looked at him with a softer look.

Remove from heat and serve in bowls.

"I didn't know if your husband was here, so I just cooked for the two of you."

Liu Zheng said.

Although considering they were not supposed to be human, the portion size was twice as big as normal.

"I don't have a husband."

The woman shook her head.

"Uh sorry, I didn't know he passed away."

"No, there is no such person as husband."

The woman explained.

"what?"

Liu Zheng looked at the little fat man.

He doesn't look like a little brother.

"Xiaobao is the wax figure I bought."

The woman stroked the little fat boy's head and watched him eat noodles with a smile on her face.

The little fat boy was sweating while eating. Drops of wax dripped from his forehead along his cheeks into the bowl and were eaten by him.

"Okay, you guys eat. I'm leaving now."

He said.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

the woman asked.

"No, I just like eating instant noodles. I cough when I eat anything else."

Liu Zheng declined.

With his luck value so low, he dared not stay outside for long.

"Could you please give me a proof?"

He said.

"No, you can stay."

The woman's voice suddenly became extremely gentle.

"I have a barrel of wax there."

Countless black hairs grew on her body, two long and sharp fangs protruded from her lips, her fingernails turned dark purple, and her skin turned gray-green.

If she looked like a black panther just now, now she looked more like a zombie.

"Let's not do that. I have so many tentacles, it's a waste of energy."

Liu Zheng declined politely.

"Xiaobao needs a father."

The woman shook her head.

"But he's going to lose a mother."

He released his tentacles, and golden lava was about to splash out at any moment.

"It doesn't matter. He doesn't like me as a mother anyway."

The woman smiled sadly.

The little fat boy was still chewing mechanically at this moment, turning a deaf ear to everything.

“Likes and dislikes are not isolated.”

Liu Zheng said calmly.

Just like he likes the dean's kindness, but also hates the old man's old-fashionedness.

"Stay and be Xiaobao's father."

The woman seemed to have lost her mind and suddenly pounced towards Liu Zheng.

"I can't afford such a big deal."

He sighed and swung out his tentacles.

Chapter 112: Give you a big mouth that loves to eat

The tentacles that were waved out were not one, but two.

A stick filled with golden liquid was pointed at the woman's face.

A man holding a teething stick pointed at the fat boy's head.

"Auntie, you are not that old, it would be good for you to find a partner, so don't set your sights on a young man like me."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

The woman's unfocused eyes gradually regained their vitality. She looked at Liu Zheng, with no emotion in her eyes.

"Will you still tutor Xiaobao?"

"Yes, if you don't crave my body, I can give you my bottom to eat."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"Okay, I'll take you out."

The woman said after a moment of silence.

"That's a good feeling."

The two walked towards the door.

"Goodbye, uncle. Come back soon, mom."

The little fat boy waved at them and smiled innocently.

"Wash the dishes after eating."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"Oh"

The little fat boy couldn't laugh anymore.

"By the way, do you know how to get the 'honorary owner' medal for this community?"

He asked as they entered the elevator.

This neighborhood seems very unique, and the possibility of getting the "Honorary Owner" medal should be quite high.

"If you coach any child to become the first in the overall ranking this month, or three or more children to become the first in a single subject this month, or if the overall ranking of ten or more children improves by more than ten places, you can receive the 'Honorary Owner' medal."

The woman answered his question.

"Which one is easier?"

"Xiaobao is very smart. As long as he focuses on studying, he will definitely get the first place in the exam."

The woman glanced at him and said.

"Parents all say this, but as a tutor I know clearly that every child has different talents."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

He speaks very directly, which is why parents don't like him.

"Xiaobao is really smart. I brought him home just one week ago and he already understood the quadratic equation."

"Oh? That's not bad, how come it has deteriorated so much?"

Liu Zheng asked.

Linear equations with two variables are part of the content taught in junior high school. Although it is not difficult for elementary school students to learn, a student who can learn to solve linear equations with two variables will definitely not rank last in the exam.

"I don't know, maybe you can find the answer."

There was a glimmer of hope in the woman's confusion.

"I will try my best."

He didn't make any promises because he has too much on his plate right now.

Long-term goals like the Honorary Owner Medal will have to be put on the back burner.

The woman said nothing more and took him to the gate of the community.

"Come on, come and register."

The security guard saw Liu Zheng and greeted him.

He opened the registration book in his hand, which was filled with blood-red names and handprints.

"Is this a dead ball on the registration?"

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"No, what the academy needs is intelligence."

the woman said.

"That would be better than taking my life."

With the bottom line of this world, we won’t know what to do with him after he becomes an idiot.

"He was delivering food to me, so I took him out."

The woman stepped forward and spoke to the security guard.

"This is against the rules, Ms. Chen."

The security guard shook his head.

"Let him go. I'll talk to the security captain later."

The woman emphasized her tone.

"Ms. Chen, please don't make things difficult for me."

The security guard looked quite embarrassed.

"If you are first, even in a single subject, the captain won't say anything."

"But you are the last one. If I listen to you, the captain will definitely punish me."