It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

"Is there any other way?"

Liu Zheng looked embarrassed.

He had suffered several losses at the hands of Napoleon. If he went to Britain, which was ten times more perverted than Napoleon, he would probably be squeezed dry.

"Have."

The cows and horses nodded.

Liu Zheng looked expectant.

"Go find the boss."

"Cut~"

I knew that cows and horses couldn't fart anything good.

Do you really think that old woman is a good person?

What if she asked him to lick her feet again? Then he would lick them or not.

It’s not that Liu Zheng is very courageous, the key point is that he licked that woman’s feet so softly that it made him drool.

Besides, what if Si Xue saw that he was licking well and asked him to lick some worse place?

He didn't even dare to think about the consequences.

"Big Boss, save me."

Liu Zheng grabbed the horse's legs.

"Get out of here, I have no interest in you. Don't even think about succubusing me."

The cow and horse cursed.

"Boss, I am your most loyal and capable little brother. If you don't help me, who will?"

He howled.

"Well, that's not right. You're my only little brother."

Niu Magang hesitated for a moment, then reacted.

"Yeah, then if you don't help me, who will you help?"

Liu Zheng said confidently.

"You've said both the positive and negative things."

Niu Ma looked up at the ceiling and didn't intend to meddle in this matter.

"That yellow-haired woman is a wealthy woman. Let's get her out and make a big profit. We can split the money 50-50."

He named a price.

"Um"

The cow and horse fell into deep thought.

"Boss, smuggling is profitable, but it is risky. Although rescuing people requires a lot of investment, it is a sure win. Think about that household loan?"

Liu Zheng advised.

It must be said that his words were very powerful. Niu Ma's thick lips trembled and his eyes became firm.

"I'll talk to Napoleon, but you'll pay for it."

It calmed down and said.

"No problem. The fisherman has transferred the balance to me. I'll use that directly. If it's not enough, I'll make up for it later."

Liu Zheng agreed without hesitation.

Nothing can be done in this world without money, but money is not everything.

The so-called first-class dinner definitely costs more than just money.

"That leaves Britain."

Niu Ma also gritted his teeth when he mentioned the boss of the customer service department.

The boss is scary, but he is still high up after all.

That pervert in Britain was way too close.

At the last outstanding employee commendation meeting, it asked Napoleon to roast some lamb chops for a midnight snack, and Britain went crazy and wanted to fight it to the death.

Finally, with Napoleon's mediation, the farce ended with both sides suffering losses.

Britain had two broken arms and a burst kidney.

The cow and horse had half of their jaw broken and a section of their spine severed.

Although in terms of injuries, it is not too bad.

But that British guy is a pervert. The more injured he is, the happier he is.

But cows and horses are normal cows and horses, and they will feel pain when they are injured.

As to whether it was intentional, only the cows and horses themselves know.

"I can help you call Britain, but once the call is connected it's up to you to do what you want."

It scratched its head and said.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng nodded.

If the road to Britain is really not feasible, then he can only go to find Si Xue.

Niu Ma made a phone call, but the phone rang for a long time and no one answered.

“Are you busy?”

"No, this old guy just deliberately didn't answer it."

Niu Ma sneered and hit another one out.

Still no one answered.

Oxen and horses are persevering.

I made ten calls before the other end finally answered.

"Say something quickly, I'm very busy."

The British accent sounds strange, like a dubbed accent.

But it's not bad, just a little feminine.

"My little brother needs your help with something."

Niuma said.

"Ah."

Britain gave a mocking laugh and was about to hang up the phone.

"Don't hang up yet. He has been summoned by the boss twice."

Niuma quickly added.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Britain stopped hanging up the phone.

"Give him the phone."

"Give."

Niu Ma handed the phone to Liu Zheng.

"Hello, Minister Britain. It is an honor to speak to you."

His first words made the cows and horses' eyes widen.

"Have you heard my story?"

Britain asked with interest.

"I don't know much, but I do know that you're the only true male in the restaurant."

Liu Zheng said.

Hearing his words, Niu Ma almost fainted.

This is the end of the calf.

No, your first sentence of flattery was so good, why did your second sentence stir up a hornet's nest?

It glared and tried to snatch the phone back.

Liu Zheng stretched out his tentacles to stop it and shook his head at it.

"If you meant to irritate me, you've already succeeded. I promise, you'll be miserable."

Britain's voice was as cold as a knife.

"Minister Britain, what do you think is the most important thing for males?"

He asked back, ignoring Britain's threats.

"In three minutes, you will regret coming into this world."

Britain also ignored his words.

There seemed to be the sound of very fast footsteps on the other end of the phone.

"It's about survival. Protecting your own survival and the survival of your tribe."

Liu Zheng continued talking to himself.

"When Oyinke caused chaos in the restaurant, you stood up and fought to protect the restaurant. In the end, you successfully drove away the butcher, and you were the only department head who survived."

"With such courage, such strength, and such luck, who dares to say that you are not a male among males?"

"go on."

Britain's footsteps seemed to slow.

"I heard there was a country called Song, and there was a man called Tong Guan."

"Although he was a eunuch, he was strong and skilled in martial arts. He led the army to fight east and west, and finally became the Grand Marshal and was named a prince."

"All the subjects of the world respect him, and all the enemies of the country fear him."

"The bravest and most skilled soldiers would risk their lives for him, and the most fearless barbarians would prostrate themselves at his feet."

"But British Minister, you are a person like Tong Guan."

Liu Zheng said passionately.

"Are you telling the truth?"

Britain asked after a moment's silence.

"of course it's true."

"Where did you hear this story?"

"I saw it in a book. I can no longer find the book, but I can write it down for you."

he said confidently.

Liu Zheng did read it in a book, but it was an online article.

He usually likes to read historical articles online. Before he was diagnosed with ALS, he was reading online articles about time travel to the Song Dynasty.

"Compile a text message and send it to me within ten minutes."

Britain said firmly, his tone becoming much more masculine.

After hanging up the phone, Liu Zheng felt itchy on his head.

He looked up and found that it was the cows and horses that were blowing air into his head.

"Boss, what are you doing?"

"I want to open your brain and see how much bullshit is in it."