"Private relationships are private relationships, and public concerns are public concerns."
"Mr. Li thinks the Bloody Restaurant is not good enough, but I think the current state is the least bad."
"You think the scenes in the mirror are all illusions, then what will you see after you break the mirror?"
The big white goose asked.
"Broken mirror?"
"It is nothingness, nothingness, a hopeless nothingness."
The big white goose shook its head.
"I'm old, and I just hope to die here in peace and quiet."
"If the kitchen doesn't mind, use my body to make a pot of goose soup. It will be my last contribution to the restaurant."
"If you want to do something, I won't stop you."
"But if you are willing to help me maintain the status quo of the restaurant, I will not treat you unfairly."
"I'll think about it again."
Liu Zheng used the tactic of procrastination.
Although he couldn't possibly agree.
Ghost Hand has done so many things and has even fought against the boss twice for him.
Now Liu Zheng suddenly wants to defect, no matter how good-tempered Guishou is, he can't tolerate it.
Although the big white goose seemed to have some skills, he still trusted the ghost hand that could kick the boss's ass more.
The main thing is that although the big white goose looked like a kind and benevolent big brother, he always felt that it was a little fake.
After all, he used to be the boss of the customer service department, and he was able to get retirement benefits in a place like the Bloody Restaurant. He must be much smarter than the legendary delivery man who can only think of a tree.
Even cattle and horses can go to the black market to appreciate the customs of the ladies.
even
His pupils suddenly dilated.
Could the death of the legendary delivery man be related to this big white goose?
After all, since it can make him a traitor, it is very likely that it itself has been a traitor.
"Okay, eat the clothes."
The big white goose said.
"what?"
"Come on, hurry up. If you're late, I won't be the one to skin you alive."
The big white goose urged.
"Want to swallow it whole?"
Liu Zheng asked with difficulty.
"No, you can just tear it into pieces and eat it."
The big white goose shook its head.
"alright."
He bit the collar of the vest with his mouthparts and tore it off with force.
The quality of the vest was pretty good, but his teeth were also reinforced, so he managed to tear it off.
Then he chewed it a few times and swallowed it.
The rough and tough artificial fiber irritated Liu Zheng's esophagus, making him feel nauseous and want to vomit, but he still held it back.
Because he didn't want to swallow it again.
"Hurry up. You're so slow even when eating and putting on clothes, and you still want to be a waiter?"
The big white goose scolded.
Only at this time did it feel a little like the boss of the customer service department.
"Yes."
Liu Zheng sighed, took out a boning knife, quickly cut the entire uniform into small pieces, and then stuffed them into his mouth with his eyes closed.
"Hiccup~"
Three minutes later, he burped.
He used to complain about the messy employee meals, but now he thinks that employee meals are a rare benefit.
After all, it is still a decent food. Putting aside the ingredients, the taste is pretty decent.
The big white goose didn't say anything, but just looked at him with his eyes slightly lowered.
Gradually, Liu Zheng felt itchy.
Not from the skin, but from within.
Soon, the itching turned into stinging.
He looked at his arms, where pieces of clothing were emerging from his flesh and blood, and were glued together by his blood vessels and tendons.
Soon, Liu Zheng put on a perfectly fitting uniform.
"Not bad, not bad. You really are a good waiter."
The big white goose praised.
"Why do you say that?"
"Every waiter's first uniform change is often accompanied by some flaws due to different talents."
"Like missing buttons, missing collars, faded clothes, that kind of thing."
"Only natural waiters can grow out their uniforms for the first time in a perfect way, like the one you're wearing."
The big white goose looked at his uniform with admiration.
The last person born without flaws was Britain.
"So would a uniform without defects be any extra help?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"No, it just represents your potential, and it's not easy to realize your potential."
"If I must say, at least my image is better than others."
The big white goose laughed.
"Big Brother is wise."
"Stop talking nonsense and come over here to put on your makeup."
The big white goose grabbed him and walked him to a dressing table, then forced him to sit down.
It opened the drawer and took out a variety of cosmetics.
Only then did Liu Zheng notice that there were four human fingers growing on the wings of the big white goose.
Slender and short, like a child's finger.
Judging from the shape, it seems that a ring finger is missing.
"As a waiter in a top restaurant, appearance is the most important thing. And makeup is the most important thing for appearance."
"I trained the makeup techniques of the customer service department. You got a bargain."
The big white goose said.
"It's really an honor for me, brother."
He flatters.
"Indeed. I have three makeup options: normal, high-end, and ultimate. Which one do you choose?"
The big white goose asked.
Have to choose again.
This old guy doesn't have to have three ways to choose when taking a shit, right?
"Big Brother, please do as you wish. I trust your professional judgment."
Liu Zheng has already given up.
"Okay, then choose Ultimate. You should be able to afford it."
"Okay, stop talking, I'm going to start."
The big white goose pressed hard on his head, and he was immediately unable to move.
"I didn't block your five senses. Feel the things I use and my techniques. Remembering half of them will be enough for you to use for the rest of your life."
It said confidently.
Hearing it say this, Liu Zheng also focused his attention.
Although he is unlikely to come to the customer service department, it is always good to have many skills.
"The first step is to cleanse your face."
The big white goose opened a box and took out a mini man from it.
They are called human beings, but in fact they are just similar in shape.
Judging from its belly that looks like it's pregnant with 18 babies, it's unlikely to be closely related to humans.
What's more, it has a circle of triangular eyes.
As soon as the little man saw the light of day, he immediately spit sweet words at the big white goose.
The speed of his speech was as fast as Red Phantom's semi-automatic rifle.
However, Liu Zheng didn't understand what it was saying.
Looking at the big white goose's calm look, it seemed that it didn't understand either.
However, just because it doesn’t understand doesn’t mean the big white goose won’t deal with it.
The goose grasped the little man's belly with its fingers, pointed its head at Liu Zheng's face, and squeezed hard.
"Wow!"
All of the villain's eyeballs bulged out at the same time, and a torrent of water gushed out of his mouth.
The torrent contains internal organs, digestive juices, semi-digested food, undigested food, and completely digested food.
"Fuck you!"
Liu Zheng also glared angrily.
If he could move, he would beat the shit out of this little thing.
Oh, it's already pooped, it's okay.
But after calming down, his anger gradually subsided.
After all, the real culprit who caused him to be sprayed with shit was the big white goose.
After waiting for half a minute, the big white goose grabbed the little man and wiped it on Liu Zheng's face.
All the vomit and the dirt on his face were absorbed by the little man's skin, and he once again became his pot-bellied self.
Liu Zheng looked into the mirror; the deformed face in it actually looked quite pleasing to the eye.
Because it's too clean.
It's not as simple as removing oil and dirt. When seeing this face, a thought will pop up in anyone's mind.
It's so clean.
"Step two, concealer."
The big white goose locked the little man in a box and opened another box.
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