Liu Zheng took out the bottle of fruit wine from his pocket and put it on the ground.
"No."
However, the answer from the plane tree was beyond his expectations.
Chapter 139: The family members were very happy
"why?"
he asked in surprise.
Natasha's body would be of no use to the plane tree, as it cannot be eaten.
"Because I named her, too."
Said the plane tree, pointing at the small tombstone.
Next to "Natasha" is engraved "Marceau", a standard French name.
"Then I need her body to enter the cemetery, and it would save you some trouble if you move her."
He tried to appeal to their emotions and reason.
"Then I don't care."
The plane tree does not intend to be reasonable.
"Make a price."
Liu Zheng sighed.
You pay once to bury it, and you have to pay again to dig it out. What's going on?
"No. If you bother me again, I'll smash your car."
The plane tree said impatiently.
This is trouble.
It seems that Plane Tree is determined not to let him take Natasha away.
"Then give me the skeleton of the legendary delivery man?"
Liu Zheng changed his target.
"Then don't even think about it."
The plane tree said without hesitation.
"Well, you can just give me some suitable props."
He settled for the next best thing.
"No. Do you really think I'm a treasure chest that can give you whatever you want?"
The plane tree glared at him.
"You're making it very difficult for me. If I die in the cemetery, you won't have the chance to evolve into a phoenix."
"I'm so annoyed. I'll give you this."
The black soil exploded, and pieces of bark flew out from it, automatically forming a coffin.
"Is this thing okay?"
Liu Zheng looked at its rough surface and felt a little skeptical.
"You know shit."
The plane tree said with disdain.
"This is the bark I shed. Those ghosts in the cemetery may not be able to afford such a coffin even if they save money all their lives."
"Okay, I'll trust you for once."
He called Niuma again.
"Boss, what's the number on the tombstone of your acquaintance?"
"Good fellow, you are really not afraid of death."
The cattle and horses were frightened.
Even it doesn't dare to sweep the tomb, but this kid dares to sweep it. Does he want to bury himself in it?
"I can't help it. The situation has changed. I can't just create a corpse now."
Liu Zheng said helplessly.
If he had known that the plane tree would have a seizure, he would have asked Niuma to go to the kitchen to buy a corpse.
"Its tombstone number is 10086, and its name is Red Pig."
Niuma said.
"Really a pig?"
"It has a pig's head and a human body, but it is cursed and is not the same as that person."
Niuma said.
Well, there's the Red Pig with a pig's head and a human body, the pig-headed man Oink, the family dog Black Claw, the white-feathered chicken Napoleon, the big white goose Ottawa, and some other people whose names I don't know.
Liu Zheng discovered that the acquaintances of Niu Ma seemed to be poultry and livestock.
This is probably what it means when birds of a feather flock together.
"Is there any way to calm it down?"
he asked.
"I don't know. If I knew, I wouldn't have missed visiting its grave. But, when it was alive, it didn't like fighting with females, especially beautiful ones. It should be the same even after it's dead."
Niuma thought for a moment and said.
"That's fine."
Liu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief.
This time he went with three beautiful women, each with different styles, so there should be one type that Porco Rosso likes.
"By the way, Dalego also gave me a coffin made of its bark. Can it be used?"
he asked again.
"Fuck! What kind of magic potion did you feed it that it was willing to give you this thing?"
Niu Ma couldn't help but swear.
If it wasn't in its prime, it would have wanted Liu Zheng to leave the coffin to it.
"It's a good thing, but Porco Rosso probably won't be interested in it. You can try sweeping the graves of zombies, vampires, etc. They should like it."
It said after it calmed down.
“Can I still sweep other people’s graves?”
"The designated graves must be swept. If you want to sweep other graves as well, you can do so. The cemetery can make some extra money. Of course, most people won't do this. After all, the more graves you sweep, the higher the chance of encountering a ghost."
"But with your ability, you should be able to take down the ghost."
"Okay, stop calling me. If you call me again, I'll put you on the blacklist."
Niuma hung up the phone.
"Now you know the value of this coffin. Hurry up and make up the difference for me."
French plane tree said as he drank his fruit wine.
"Next time, for sure. I'm leaving now."
Liu Zheng jumped into the Ferrari and stepped on the accelerator.
The roaring sound of the engine shattered the silence of the night, and the flaming red sports car turned into a streak of light, speeding away towards the edge of the city.
Fortunately, the journey was smooth and there were no emergencies.
The money Liu Zheng prepared was never used. Maybe the green vests had gone off work by this time.
At a top speed of 365km/h, it took him less than twenty minutes to reach the entrance of the cemetery.
The Nightingale, the Ama and the Vampire Girl were already waiting at the entrance.
Probably to fit in with the environment, they all changed into black clothes, but their styles were different.
The Nightingale was wearing a gorgeous court dress with lace around the neck and cuffs, and a white tulip in her hair.
The haenyeo wears a black coat and a black dress, with a black mesh hat with a circle of pearls on her head.
The mesh covering her face arouses endless imagination, such as the widow series or something like that.
The vampire girl was wearing a black Gothic maid outfit and black lambskin gloves.
But the garter stocking was white, with a circle of throwing knives stuck on it.
"Are you carrying a coffin to fight and dying to prove your loyalty?"
Nightingale looked at Liu Zheng who was carrying the pavilion with a strange expression on his face.
"What do you know? This is called getting rich by ascending the coffin."
he said angrily.
"Wow!"
When the vampire girl saw the coffin, her eyes lit up and she pounced on it.
"Is this the gift you gave me?"
She asked excitedly, stroking the surface of the coffin.
"I didn't agree to marry you. Besides, what do you want as a vampire? The Puritans don't have this tradition either."
Liu Zheng slapped her restless little hand away.
"You don't know this. Actually, my family comes from the far east, where there has always been a custom of asking for a bride price."
The vampire girl said seriously.
"Oh, I see you are not only from the east, but also from the west side of the river."
"What do you mean?"
What he said was beyond the vampire girl's knowledge.
"It's not interesting. If you don't use it this time, I might consider selling it to you."
As Liu Zheng spoke, he looked at the entrance to the cemetery.
The gate of the cemetery is a huge marble archway, which looks similar to the archways in real cemeteries.
There is a couplet on both sides of the archway just like in real life.
The first couplet is: Whether you want to live or die, you will die once you enter this door.
The second line is: Whether you are a human or a ghost, close the coffin and lie down.
Heading plaque: Good Death Cemetery.
Well, how should I put it.
Although there are many flaws from the couplet to the name, the calligraphy is still good and has an ancient style.
"Let's go."
He waved heroically and walked behind the three people.
"Hey, you are a male after all, isn't it inappropriate to do this?"
The Ama couldn't help but say.
"In this world, the strong are respected. Obviously, you three are the strong ones. It is reasonable to let you go in front."
Liu Zheng remained unmoved.
"Makes sense."
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