It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

"Putain, change it!"

The plane tree said fiercely.

Then, a tree root broke through the ground and came to Liu Zheng holding a storage box.

In the storage box, there is a folded yellow vest.

"Name: Legendary Delivery Man's Vest"

"Type: Props"

"Quality: Perfect"

"Effect 50: All attributes increase by during the delivery period."

“Effect 2: Exemption from most rational decline during food delivery.”

"Effect 3: Attacks on most targets during food delivery will cause real damage."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

“Note: You can only choose one between bad reviews and staying alive.”

Fierce, extremely fierce.

Liu Zheng looked at the yellow vests with an expression even hungrier than the plane tree seeing red wine.

It is a luxurious effect, with the value filled in by feet.

This is not a prop at all, it's a plug-in.

"Well, is that enough to buy your wine?"

Dai Lego said proudly.

"That's enough. I just wonder, how did you get this?"

he asked.

To be able to become a legendary delivery man, his strength must be no weaker than that of a cow or a horse.

With the bonus of the vest, beating up the French plane tree shouldn't be a problem.

"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask."

Dai Lego said with an unhappy look on his face.

"Send them all, buddy. What's there to be ashamed of?"

Liu Zheng instigated.

"Who's sending it to you, buddy. This is his Valentine's Day gift to me."

Dai Lego looked at him with disdain, but still told him the truth.

"Valentine's Day present?"

Liu Zheng looked at its rough bark and his face.

"What he thinks is just Park Chi in my eyes."

Dai Legao snorted.

"Park Zi? Where is Park?"

His shocked gaze wandered over the plane tree and finally landed on its mouth.

"Oh."

Liu Zheng seemed to understand everything.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. Come on, have a drink."

Without waiting for Dai Lego to react, he immediately took out the limited edition of Vlad III and poured it on the tree roots.

"Slow down, slow down, do you know what wine tasting is?"

The plane tree said with concern, and quickly stretched out more roots to catch the splashing wine.

After a moment, the whole bottle of red wine was empty.

“quel pied (so good)!”

Dai Lego let out a satisfied groan, and it felt like the chloroplasts in every one of its cells were cheering.

"Happy Trading."

Liu Zheng put away his yellow vest and turned to leave.

He hadn't finished his order yet and didn't have time to hang out with Plane Tree.

After walking more than ten meters, Liu Zheng took out his vest and put it on. The vest automatically changed into a style that suited him.

A warm current flowed into his body and he felt full of strength.

Liu Zheng swung his tentacles forward, and the four tentacles made a violent sound of wind in the air, the sound of which was no less than that of an industrial fan.

"Who wouldn't get confused if it's paired with a bucket of ice in the summer?"

He thought proudly.

It's a pity that he can't return to reality in this state, otherwise he will either be sliced ​​into pieces for research or made into sashimi.

Liu Zheng stopped the windmill and ran as fast as he could.

The scenery along the way quickly disappeared from his sight, like a game texture that did not have time to load.

The human bone crutch kept poking the ground, and sparks were about to come out.

"Ok?"

Suddenly, he stopped.

In the building in front of him on the right, Liu Zheng felt a malicious gaze.

The malice was so strong that it stood out among all the hidden prying eyes.

He squinted his eyes and walked to the three-story building.

As he got closer, the malice grew deeper.

But at the same time, that sight seemed to be retreating.

"Are you, scared?"

Liu Zheng was stunned for a moment, then his mouth stretched into an exaggerated arc, revealing a mouthful of sharp teeth.

He raised his tentacles and lashed at the door with a violent storm.

The thick rolling door kept deforming under the heavy blows, and the whole building seemed to be shaking.

"What the hell are you doing peeking at? If you have the guts, come out and fight me head-on."

Liu Zheng shouted frantically.

Soon, the rolling door collapsed under his unilateral violence.

The interior of the building was completely dark, save for a fleeting phosphorescent glow.

"Reasonableness reduction exemption successful."

The system prompt flashed by quickly.

"I thought you were so scary, but it turns out you're just like me, a bunch of cowards who bully the weak and fear the strong."

He looked around and said contemptuously.

No one responded, and many peeping eyes disappeared quietly.

"spit!"

He spat a mouthful of smelly saliva on the ground and continued walking towards the delivery address.

Chapter 17: Everybody is a villain

Not long after, Liu Zheng reached his destination.

Green Osmanthus Garden Crazy City.

It’s a fairly large community, probably with around sixty or seventy buildings.

Perhaps because of his enhanced perception, he could finally see the interior of the community clearly from the outside.

The building's exterior facade is quite new, but the walls and the ground are covered with smooth green vines, which makes people feel uncomfortable.

"Reasonableness reduction exemption successful."

The system prompt appears again.

"You're losing your rationality again. Isn't that a bit outrageous?"

Liu Zheng was somewhat dissatisfied.

If it weren't for the legendary delivery man's disguise, the two drops in rationality just now would probably have driven him temporarily crazy again.

However, if it weren't for the vest's attribute bonus, he wouldn't be able to see the inside of the community clearly.

In this strange world, having too high attributes is not necessarily a good thing.

He remembered the first time he was delivered the deformed-eye salmon head pizza, and it seemed that eating it would give him a chance to gain the "clairvoyance" state.

I wonder what the world in "spiritual vision" looks like?

Putting aside the dangerous thoughts, Liu Zheng walked to the community guard post.

The configuration of Green Osmanthus Garden is obviously inferior to that of Yipintian Villa. There is only one security guard in the booth, and his image and temperament are far inferior.

But it is still better than the one in Merlin Community, at least it looks like a human being.

"Stop, what are you doing?"

The security guard with premature gray hair shouted.

"The food delivery guy."

Liu Zheng pointed at the vest on his body.

The style of this dress is the same as the one the restaurant sent, just the color is different.

"Send it to where?"

"Building 4, Building 606."

he replied.

"There is no Building 4 here. You sent it to the wrong place."

The security guard waved his hand.

"Isn't this Green Osmanthus Garden Crazy City?"

Liu Zheng asked doubtfully.

“This is Green Osmanthus Garden Crazy City, but there is no Building 4 in our community.”

The security guard said firmly.

He stared at the security guard and then dialed the number.

"Boss, could the address on the list be wrong?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"You made a deal with that tree?"

Niuma did not answer immediately, but asked other questions.

"It's a deal."

"What did you change?"

Niuma asked with great interest.

"I've already answered your question."

However, Liu Zheng did not satisfy its curiosity again.