"how about you?"

"I'm the type who goes around shouting to help it make a fortune."

Liu Zheng sighed.

Think about it, after all the trouble he went through after entering the dungeon, it seems that the ones who benefited the most were the cows and horses.

Without myself, it would take a long time for it to earn hundreds of thousands of dollars, let alone go on a vacation for two on Paradise Island.

Of course, Liu Zheng also made a lot of money.

Let’s run in both directions, it belongs to that.

Well, something seems to be wrong. Never mind. Let’s leave it as it is.

"Niu Ma is very lucky to have a younger brother like you."

"But they are also my beloved Ou Doudou. If you humiliate them, you are humiliating me. This matter cannot be let go like this."

the woman said.

"Hey, they were the ones who provoked me first, and I'm just following the rules of the bathhouse."

Liu Zheng protested.

He was planning to leave, but these seasonings just wanted to stop him.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you."

the woman said.

"Then what do you want to do?"

"I just want to cook you and my useless brothers into a pot of soup."

The woman looked at Liu Zheng and licked her lips.

Human flesh is delicious already, black goat kids are even more nutritious, and half-human, half-black goat kids are a rare and priceless ingredient.

"impossible."

Liu Zheng decisively refused.

If he had known not to take a shower and go straight to the bath, he would have wanted to see if this old man could still go into his mouth.

"It's just making soup. It's not like you won't grow back."

Even if the black goat kid has never heard the gospel, being boiled is nothing.

"I don't trust you. Who knows if you would secretly put hawthorn slices in the pressure cooker."

Liu Zheng said bluntly.

People who often stew meat know that hawthorn contains lipase and hawthorn acid, which can promote the decomposition of meat fat and increase the activity of protease.

In short, adding hawthorn when stewing meat will make the meat rot faster.

Of course, some unscrupulous merchants will directly add saltpeter, which has a more powerful effect.

If you don't even have saltpeter, just peeing will do.

"Then it's not up to you."

The woman took a puff of her pipe and exhaled a stream of smoke.

"If you force me, I'll let the dogs go."

Liu Zheng shook the teether.

"Hahaha."

The woman bent over and laughed so hard that her bathrobe almost fell off.

The four seasoning guys kept their heads down, but Liu Zheng had a good look at them.

"Your trick works on others, but not on me."

She said.

"Oh why?"

"Even if you summon the Hound of Tindalos, I can still put it in the pot."

The woman shook the soup pot in her hand.

Although it is not a perfect circle, the angle is greater than 120°.

"At most I'll destroy a pot, but you'll lose your life."

"Didn't you just say you wouldn't kill me?"

Liu Zheng protested.

"That's if you cooperate. This pot is my treasure. You destroyed it, so it's reasonable for me to ask you for compensation."

The woman smiled like a beautiful snake.

"Then swear an oath first."

"it is good."

The woman agreed readily.

"I, Guokou Tangzi, the fourth-generation leader of the Gokumi Group, swear that I have no purpose other than making soup for you, and I will never kill you by making soup. If I break my oath, I will be arrested by the city hall and tortured."

"Just give it a try."

Liu Zheng smacked his lips.

"You're still being picky. I don't know what you're worried about. My little brothers will be boiled with you. If you die, they won't survive either."

"I only have four little brothers like me, and I don't plan to become a loner."

The soup in the pot rolled his eyes.

"Who knows if you are planning to kill someone with a borrowed knife?"

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll change my mind."

The soup in the pot glared.

"Tsk. Hurry up, how do you cook it?"

"Just lie down."

Said the soup from the pot.

Liu Zheng lay down in the water, half buried in it.

"Yes, just stay like that. The four of you, lie down right now too."

The soup at the pot mouth scolded.

"Hey, big sister."

The seasoning quartet also quickly lay down in the hot spring.

"I'm so blessed today."

Guokou Tangzi walked to the hot spring pool with a smile on his face, squatted down and tapped his pipe.

A spark fell out of the pipe and into the pool.

In an instant, the entire hot spring pool began to boil.

Chapter 170: What's the point of being able to fight?

"Hot?"

Liu Zheng was about to shout, then realized that it was actually okay.

The shell-like material on his skin has a good thermal insulation effect. Although it is still very hot, it is only about the same as taking a shower with the hot water turned on the highest setting.

"I told you it's okay. You're a delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant after all. Why are you so timid?"

The soup in the pot looked down upon him.

“The brave ones have become former delivery men.”

Liu Zheng retorted.

As the hot spring slowly heats up, the essence of the seasoning quartet is gradually cooked out.

The aromas of onion, ginger and garlic blended into the water, spread to the surface and rushed into his nostrils.

Liu Zheng also felt something slowly seeping out of him. A rotten plant smell spread out, which was neutralized by the smell of onion, ginger and garlic, and turned into the aroma of grass.

At the same time, he felt his skin getting hotter and hotter, and even the shell could not block it.

"Hey, did you secretly increase the pressure?"

he questioned.

"Bullshit, our oath to the Jidao is more precious than your human life. If you dare to insult my dignity again, I will definitely behead you."

The soup in the pot said angrily.

"Then why do I feel it getting hotter and hotter?"

Liu Zheng raised one hand, and his entire arm turned red.

"Idiot, that's spicy, not hot."

The soup in the pot rolled his eyes.

"spicy?"

He scooped up the hot spring water doubtfully and took a sip.

"Sigh~"

Liu Zheng stuck out his tongue.

It is really spicy, and different from Oink's Hell Spicy Soup, it is a very fresh spicy taste, just like biting directly from the Erjingtiao chili tree.

Not to mention, it tastes really good.

"How many points do you want to stew?"

he asked.

"At least six points."

Guokou Tangzi thought for a while and said.

"I'm going to be soaked in mutton soup steamed buns at six o'clock."

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"Then I'll switch to a pressure cooker, which only takes two hours."

"Forget it. Find me something fun. It's too boring to just sit there like this."

He said.

"That's a lot to ask. Wait."

Guokou Tangzi didn't want to pay attention to him at first, but he was worried that his bad mood would affect the quality of the soup, so he agreed.

"Brother, you are amazing. This is the first time someone dares to make a request to the big sister."

After the soup in the pot left, Scallion Head secretly raised his head and said.

"That's right. Don't you see who I am? Even if it's a sewer, it has to do whatever I tell it to do."

Liu Zheng said proudly.

"Then if you are so powerful, why did you agree to be cooked by the big sister?"

Garlic asked doubtfully.

"That's because I practice Kung Fu that requires mutual destruction, and your eldest sister is not worthy of it."

He said proudly.

"You are such a majestic man."

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