It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

"I won't go in. Just move a stool and sit at the door. I'll help you."

It said to Liu Zheng who opened the door.

"Okay. Big Brother, would you like a cup of coffee?"

He brought a bench and got a cup of unlucky coffee for the big white goose.

"It tastes good. The takeaway department is great, it's convenient to get anything you want."

The big white goose exclaimed.

"Big Brother wants to come to our takeaway department, I welcome him with open arms."

Liu Zheng said immediately.

"Hey, when is it your turn to have the final say in the takeout department?"

The cattle and horses continued to protest.

"Forget it. I'm too old to move. Besides, your conditions are indeed a bit harsh and not suitable for the elderly."

The big white goose glanced at the lounge and said.

The cows and horses turned their heads and pretended not to hear anything.

"Okay, sit down."

Liu Zheng sat on the bench as he was told.

"What kind of clown do you want?"

The big white goose asked.

"I don't know either. Big Brother, just let me decide."

He said.

Anyway, the system has not given a definition of a clown, so it is better to trust the makeup master, Big White Goose.

"Is that so? Then I'll draw you a fundamentalist clown."

The big white goose thought about it, opened the suitcase at his feet, and took out a small jar from it.

When I opened the can, a strong smell of paint mixed with mold hit my nose.

"Lower your head."

As soon as Liu Zhengyi lowered his head, the big white goose poured a can of water at him.

The thick white liquid splashed out, but miraculously did not splash anywhere else. Instead, it perfectly covered his face, not even affecting his eyes, nose, and mouth.

"Stretch out your tentacles."

The big white goose took out a brush, brushed it on his tentacles a few times, and then pierced it.

Purple-red blood spurted out instantly.

"Your blood isn't red enough."

The big white goose was not very satisfied.

"Isn't purple more evil?"

"You were watching the clown in the little movie, right?"

The big white goose rolled its eyes.

"a ha ha ha."

Liu Zheng laughed.

"Forget it, use mine."

The big white goose said helplessly.

"Why is this so embarrassing?"

"Old people have blood circulation problems, so it's good to bleed them occasionally."

As the big white goose said this, it inserted the brush into its wings.

A hint of red suddenly appeared, but it did not burst out. Instead, it slowly seeped into the tip of the pen, as thick as mercury.

After the tip of the brush was completely dyed red, the big white goose swung the brush violently, and drew a stroke on his eyes, nose, and mouthparts.

"The main event comes next."

The big white goose took a box out of the box, and after opening it, two curved thin eyebrows twisted on the velvet cushion like two worms.

The big white goose carefully picked up the thin eyebrow with tweezers and then stuck it on Liu Zheng's eyebrow.

The thin eyebrows twisted and automatically drilled into Liu Zheng's flesh and blood, fitting perfectly, as if they had grown there from the beginning.

But they still didn't stop twisting, and it looked like he was constantly making faces, which was very funny.

But this should be the effect that the big white goose wants to achieve.

"Not bad."

The big white goose said with satisfaction.

In the past, it had dressed up its waiters as clowns for the amusement of the guests.

But that was more than ten years ago. Now I am back to my old job and my skills are still as good as ever.

Liu Zheng took out the lucky clown card, and the system prompt sounded immediately.

"'Lucky Joker' is in effect."

His mouthparts formed a deep smile.

"Young man, I don't know what you are going to do, but it's best not to be impulsive."

"The longer you live, the stronger you will become and the more things you can do."

"With your talent, in a year or two, even cattle and horses can only be your subordinates. In another ten years or so, it is not impossible for you to climb to a higher position."

"Li was just too impatient, otherwise he might not have failed."

“Young man, you saw where he ended up, so don’t follow in his footsteps.”

The big white goose spoke much faster than usual.

"ten thousand years is too long, fight for now."

Liu Zheng was silent for a moment and repeated what he had said to Red Ghost.

"Ah, I knew I couldn't persuade you. Perhaps those of you humans who can accomplish things all have this kind of personality."

The big white goose sighed.

"Niu Ma, you've been his boss for so long, why haven't you been influenced by him?"

It looked at the cows and horses and teased.

"What do you mean so long? I've only known this guy for six days."

Niuma couldn't help but complain.

"Uh"

The big white goose choked.

"It's only been six days. I thought it had been several years. Forget it, you're on your own."

It shook its head, then walked away swaying its tail.

"Be careful with this old thing. I can't see through it."

Niuma suddenly reminded.

"It's okay, big boss. I only trust you anyway."

Liu Zheng smiled and said.

Although I don’t believe it completely, just a little more than others.

"If you disgust me again, I will beat you up."

Niuma shuddered and said viciously.

"what."

Liu Zheng didn't tease it anymore, but took out the skill CD.

He glanced at the item description, then resolutely inserted the CD into his temple.

After a brief pain, the CD turned into a beam of white light and shot into the depths of Liu Zheng's brain.

Countless blurry phantoms flashed quickly before his eyes like a revolving lantern.

These were the skills stored on the disc, and he could only get one of them.

Liu Zheng closed his eyes and stretched out his hand to grab forward.

All other phantoms disappeared, only the phantom he caught sank into his body.

"Gain passive skill: Master of Interrogation."

"Interrogation Master: Your interrogation results will be greatly improved."

"This skill is worthy of being produced by the Public Security Bureau."

Judging from the skill effect, this skill does not directly help much in the next action, but it may also come in handy.

But no matter what, being able to draw a passive skill is already a great success.

"Dong dong."

While Liu Zheng was thinking, he felt a pain in his calf.

He lowered his head and saw that it was a ghost hand hitting his face bone with its knuckles.

Liu Zheng thought about it, moved the bench back, and then closed the door of the lounge.

Sure enough, the next second the ghost hand crawled in from the trap door.

This group of weird residents have a stronger sense of ritual than each other.

Liu Zheng watched it speechlessly as it crawled to his feet, then put down the takeout order and prepared to leave.

He stretched out a tentacle and grabbed it, then took a cup of coffee from the takeout box and handed it over.

The ghost hand grew a mouth, then pouted, looking a little disgusted.

"It's good enough to have something to drink, but you're still picky. Besides, it's your own fault that you're not given wine to drink."

Liu Zheng cursed in his heart and pretended to take back the coffee.

The ghost hand quickly hugged the cup, opened its mouth wide and swallowed it.

Liu Zheng smiled and fed it some dried fish.

After eating and drinking, it burped and crawled out of the lounge staggeringly.

"Why do I feel like you're almost raising it as a pet?"

Niuma couldn't help but complain.

"I don't have the ability to keep such a high-end pet."

He denied it and picked up the takeout order.

“Food: One fish head milkshake”

"Address: 11th Floor, Building E, Xihe Center."

"Order placed by: Chen Xiaoxue"

"Time limit: two hours"

"Chen Xiaoxue"

Liu Zheng repeated the name silently and then put the takeout order into his pocket.

"Let's go, boss."

He said hello and prepared to be on his way.